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[–]REDDIT- 36 points37 points ago

[–]depotman 12 points13 points ago

I downvoted this because you got rid of 'cake' for 'cats' when we could have had both

[–]chemguy90 5 points6 points ago

The cats are the cooks!

[–]TinyTeddy93 1 point2 points ago

it gave me a heart attack, just because it looked so adorable...and it was full of fat and bad cholesterol :)

[–]scottg96 1 point2 points ago

Well, I guess this really is REDDIT-'s favorite restaurant!

[–]LukewarmHoIiday 1 point2 points ago

Don't do that, the reason I gave this post an upvote was before it DIDN'T have cats.

[–]baconforpres 0 points1 point ago

Cats n cakes n bacon?

[–]Sizzle101 20 points21 points ago

"I'm frosting intolerant."

[–]TheBrownLion 6 points7 points ago

I'M OBNOXIOUS

[–]PrinceofRavens 6 points7 points ago

"We're just going to wait in the car until we're hungry."

[–]mr_tw 0 points1 point ago

I still remember this show. It used to be good

[–]k8ecat 4 points5 points ago

Cats are the waitresses!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

That is a badass knife.

[–]GoddamnDiplomat 2 points3 points ago

Thanks dude. It's a CRKT, and has either been lost or stolen now. Cut that cake like a charm, though.

[–]Kyuraine 2 points3 points ago

I'd go there, but I'm not hungry yet.

[–]mr_tw 1 point2 points ago

Just wait in the car

[–]DJAshian 2 points3 points ago

EHH it smells like manegg!!

[–]andybent25 1 point2 points ago

Went to brunch today, and they had this breakfast cake thing that had pieces of bacon in it. It was delicious.

[–]Legion_of_Bunnies 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, after spending a few weeks on reddit I've gotten the impression that everyone here is well on their way to diabeetus

[–]Jeremygodman 2 points3 points ago

I am tired of 'Reddit's favorite...' and 'Reddit will like this.' posts. I am sorry to have to burst your bubble, but we are not all cat loving, fat, lifeless nerds. ( Just because I am means nothing.)

[–]Puffy_Ghost 4 points5 points ago

Cats need to be incorporated somehow...

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

Where do you think the bacon comes from?

[–]Sharkbate12 3 points4 points ago

Reddit's favorite repost.

[–]devourer09 1 point2 points ago

Bacon bits on top of the cake.

[–]metalhead63636 3 points4 points ago

Bacon strips on top of the cake.

[–]Jizzworthy 1 point2 points ago

Unless your on Keto, then it's Bacon & Bacon!

[–]Garanik 0 points1 point ago

Only if it's all frosting.

[–]Spiffy10 0 points1 point ago

"Hungry yet?"

[–]NufCed57 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if that's a play on the Cask and Flagon in Boston?

[–]BeenHustlin 0 points1 point ago

Really thought this was gonna be a Chinese restaurant... Since reddit loves cats

[–]SenorBeefy 0 points1 point ago

What if the cake is a lie?

[–]thestewish 0 points1 point ago

It's a lie.

[–]daaaaaaaaniel 0 points1 point ago

I passed this store yesterday.

http://www.grilledcheeseandcupcakes.com/

[–]SoggyPancake 0 points1 point ago

Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips.

[–]holyerthanthou 0 points1 point ago

WHY DOES THIS PLACE NOT EXIST.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Right across the street!

[–]MrRicey 0 points1 point ago

Fairly Oddparents?

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

[–]seeplymouth 0 points1 point ago

This restaurant already exists in the Midwest. It's called Culver's.

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[–]jakemyers7 -2 points-1 points ago

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[–]Oheina 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to say that. :(

[–]cla2292 -1 points0 points ago

I've heard they only serve bacon. The cake is a lie.

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.