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all 35 comments

[–]rockchops 49 points50 points ago

Put a suit on him and he'd be Barney Stinson too

[–]wario2707 45 points46 points ago

... Dary

[–]TheRedArrow 12 points13 points ago

I'm going to get this comment voted over your other one.

[–]WilmaDickfit -1 points0 points ago

Diabolical

[–]wario2707 5 points6 points ago

Legen.. wait for it...

[–]sgo806e -3 points-2 points ago*

dairy

edit: spelling

[–]technocub88 0 points1 point ago

This comment would be awesome if you didn't misspell dairy

[–]eetMOARcatz 0 points1 point ago

THE BARNACLE.

[–]TinyTeddy93 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]rugby8man 0 points1 point ago

Or just add a duck tie.

[–]crazybutnotsane 0 points1 point ago

The coveted triple entendre.

[–]tawsalawmaw 7 points8 points ago

[–]AtTheLeftThere 0 points1 point ago

holy shit, this was more clever than anything else ive seen

[–]superEntndo-64 3 points4 points ago

You love me. I love you , now let's go drink some brew.

[–]devilgear 2 points3 points ago

Not enough N.P.H

[–]TheATC 1 point2 points ago

Right away I thought of the HL2 Barney. I was disappointed.

[–]petenigma 1 point2 points ago

I'll never forget that episode where Barney told Baby Bop his last words: "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

[–]ImpartialCat 0 points1 point ago

2 Swedish Hookers plus 2 Lebanese Hookers = A Fourway!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

An intersection involving two streets in a perpendicular orientation = A Fourway! :D

[–]johnny_bones 0 points1 point ago

Love it! Thank you!

[–]unclear_plowerpants 0 points1 point ago

True story!

[–]matgre 0 points1 point ago

I have waited 12 years to see this. Thank you.

[–]Anindoorcat 0 points1 point ago

you've been waiting since you were born?

[–]matgre 0 points1 point ago

[–]Anindoorcat 1 point2 points ago

you just linked me to funny junk. wtf. i consider that terrorism sir.

[–]matgre 1 point2 points ago

Haha didn't get it until I clicked it.. what happened to my funny picture? :(

[–]flame2975 0 points1 point ago

This speaks the truth.....

[–]themizlfoshizl 0 points1 point ago

The original Barney

[–]Dissidius 0 points1 point ago

I feel cheated, my name IRL is Barny and I grew up with the awkwardness of "LIKE THE DINOSAUR?! HURHUR" or "LIKE THE DRUNK ON THE SIMPSONS?! HURHUR" as a reply every time I introduced myself. Now, an adult, Barney is synonymous with a womanising smooth talking bro but I will forever be associated with the "Barney" figures of my generation.

Feels bad man.

[–]mr-peabody 0 points1 point ago

[–]Zimmerboy 0 points1 point ago

Hey it's Swarley! He looks a little rough

[–]JimboJimboSlicee 0 points1 point ago