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First I eat my snack. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Bordichelly
[–]birdmankustomz 70 points71 points72 points 5 months ago
My old college had condoms in the vending machines in the dorm rooms, came in handy a few times.
[–]JavaLSU 87 points88 points89 points 5 months ago
came in handy a few times
I think that means you didn't put it on correctly.
[–]Take42 24 points25 points26 points 5 months ago
I believe if he came in his handy, he didn't even need it.
[–]muzzman32 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
10/10 Would cum in hand again
[–]Wenjamin 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
in case the condom breaks "maybe baby"
[–]Kasyx709 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
I just met you and this is crazy. I was drunk. It's your baby.
[–]Wammis[] 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
I figured the condoms would mean you wouldn't have to masturb... ah, nevermind read that wrong.
That being said... why not multi-task? Eat the snack while fucking the bitch.
[–]birdmankustomz 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
I never said I didn't ;)
[–]Misk232 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
But you never said you did.
[–]DaRabidMonkey 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Exactly. My college dorm has condoms in the vending machine. This post isn't wtf at all.
[–]Silversol99 -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
This vending machine might not be at a college dorm. Maybe it's in a public library or something.
[–]BluShine 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I see no problem with condoms in a public library. It's a proven fact that reading increases hotness by 32%
[–]Somewhereoverthx -7 points-6 points-5 points 5 months ago
HAHAHA GUYS THIS VENDING MACHINE HAS CONDOMS THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF HILARIOUS MISTAKE! LET ME CAPTION IT AND POST IT TO REDDIT!
[–]aviatorsregret 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
HAHAHAHHAAHA YEP THAT'S HOW IT WORKS SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE IT
[–]Somewhereoverthx 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
They put condoms in vending machines fucking everywhere, it's like going to the gas station and taking a picture of condoms next to candy. HEY GUYS I WENT TO THE GAS STATION AND WHAT IS THIS?!
[–]spurious_interrupt 187 points188 points189 points 5 months ago
Eat my snack Based God!
[–]Kan785 70 points71 points72 points 5 months ago
Oh my God, Based God! You can eat my snack, Based God! Fuck my bitch Based God!
[–]rarebasedswag 21 points22 points23 points 5 months ago
BITCH MOB
[–]HideousInfant 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
TRAPPED IN BASEWORLD
[–]Nsongster 74 points75 points76 points 5 months ago
Thank you Based Vending Machine!
[–]CatsBoobiesAndStuff 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
2.75 is a good deal.
[–]Armagetiton 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
for 1 condom?
edit: that might be a 3 there. Too low res of a picture. Either a 1 or a 3.
[–]Eggfooyung 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Comment of the year right here.
[–]masterzordon 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
That's debatable.
[–]RobReynalds 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
[–]Nsongster -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
I'm inclined to agree with him.
[–]duvide 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
I've noticed a lot of people in this thread are getting the joke that Lil B is pulling on the industry with his "Based God" moniker, but if you really look into what he's trying to do, it's rather profound. The guy's actually pretty damn intelligent.
One quote that stands out: "Real talk: Don’t ever deny the voices in your head either. When you’re sitting at home alone, right, we all go through depression, anxiety. You’re by yourself and you hear those voices going wild in your head, in your unconscious, those angels by your side, your mental, your gut feeling, your heart. Listen to them. Let your mind tell you how you feel."
Read rest from the transcript from his NYU lecture: http://www.thefader.com/2012/04/12/based-scripture-the-full-transcript-of-lil-bs-lecture-at-nyu/
[–]carlosboozer 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I've noticed a lot of people in this thread are getting the joke that Lil B is pulling on the industry with his "Based God" moniker
there isn't one, and acting like there's some lame one-dimensional joke to be in on kind of devalues how good he actually is
[–]SuperTurtle 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Would explain why most of his songs are free style
Excuse me, Based Free style
[–]Man_from_the_future 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Thats part of what being Based is, not caring what people think, and just doing you. He doesnt care about the quality of his music, he just says whatever comes to him, he does it all for fun.
HOLD IT
"I'm rapping now for tha fame" -Lil B
Where is your based god now?
[–]Man_from_the_future 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
What does that have to do with what I said?
Of course he does it for fame, but that is just a added bonus. He has said countless times that there was a point where he was making music for one person, and he kept at it. He is getting famous, by doing whatever he wants.
[–]SuperTurtle 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I thought it was obvious that I wasn't being serious.
[–]lionesslocks 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I've never been more sad to see someone beat me to the Based God reference :/
[–]i_am_shazzb0t 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Smell like wonton soup.
[–]Adultery 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
can someone explain this "based" stuff to me? i don't keep up with the internets lately
[–]yupDIARRHEA 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago
Lil B is a rapper who was in a group called The Pack, most known for their song "Vans." He decided to go solo and do his own thing, creating the genre of "Based Music" in the process. He is the only artist that produces music of the genre.
Lil B is actually talented and makes really good beats, but he prefers to be a parody of the rap game in his popular songs, mostly just by being extremely vulgar. He sometimes releases a song every day of the week, with a video accompanying all of them. He also has a lot of songs that are generally him just talking. You may not like modern rap, but Lil B is actually talented and is somewhat of a cultural influence.
[–]stilwell 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
Going to high school in the bay area, I can verify that Lil B is a cultural influence. I don't particularly like hip hop, but blasting Wonton Soup is so ridiculous that it's actually really fun.
You forgot one of Based Music's most important aspects though, and that's cooking. It's basically popping you shoulders and pantomiming cooking something. Flipping burgers, making sauce and chopping vegetables are some common moves. Some people are really good at it and are fun to watch, but like Based Music in general, it's a joke.
Lastly, nice username.
[–]yupDIARRHEA 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Of course I didn't forget about cooking!! I just was only trying to give the general idea of who Lil B is as opposed to Based culture.
[–]FuckBrendan -2 points-1 points0 points 5 months ago
Little b doesn't produce a lot of his own beats, only occasionally will he produce his own songs. He did produce the entire rain in England album, which is probably the most based music ever... I just wanted to mention this.
[–]yupDIARRHEA 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
wait who makes them??? they're so sick
Various people.
He has gotten beats from lots of high profile producers like Clams.
[–]SoarinPastTheMoon 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Emerald Ruins, a 15 year old kid produces a lot of his beats too: http://lostinthesound.com/2012/05/interview-emerald-ruins-producer-for-lil-b/
I live in his city and you'll see people write "Thank you based god!" All over the place. The T-Shirt store has a shirt displayed with the definition of "based" on it (though it's completely wrong). Still frustrated that I haven't seen him yet.
[–]Fillyblunts 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
From what I've gathered over the year, rapper Lil B aka Basedgod made it a thing from his songs. Listen to songs Wonton Soup and Ellen Degeneres if you want to know a little more about it.
[–]Adultery -18 points-17 points-16 points 5 months ago
nah i'm fine with this information. don't care for modern rap. thanks for letting me in on the secret though. i've seen so many people reference that and i had no idea what it was. thought it was some overblown internet joke.
[–]TurboNerd 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
He raps ironically and makes the lyrics as bad as possible. He has a huge hipster following.
[–]LurkDerp29 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Not sure why you're being down voted. This is the most accurate description of Lil B and his fans in this whole thread.
[–]TurboNerd 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Because the people that like him on reddit don't like being called hipsters ;(.
[–]Fillyblunts 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
It is an overblown Internet joke. He's a terrible rapper and I only listen to him because it's funny.
[–]Bubonic_Ferret 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
That's the joke.
[–]FuckBrendan -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
If you only listing to him because he's funny you should stop.
What other reasons are their to listen to him? His supposedly "serious" songs and mix tapes suck. Extremely subpar lyricist.
[–]FuckBrendan 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
If you think that then don't listen to him. He has a huge library of music, literally thousands of songs. The only ones getting attention of corse are the ridiculous "swag! Whoop!!" style parody songs while so much good music he puts out is never heard. He's a serious artist, all taste in music is subjective so you saying he's a sub par lyricist literally means nothing if you enjoy what he has to say.
Maybe I'm just salty because lil b's career has been broken down in to a meme and I doubt he'll ever break that mold. I enjoy the hell out of lil b. Especially his serious songs. The godfather mixtape was one of the best releases so far this year. If you think he sucks by all means keep bumpin that wu tang and whatever else you crazy kids listen too but I believe lil b will never get the recognition he truly deserves.
[–]LurkDerp29 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Well said. The amount of people in this thread commenting saying things like "Fuck my bitch based swag swag woop #TYBG" I think is a testament that his joke music has greatly out shadowed his so called serious stuff. Idk, as a rap fan, I just think his flow, voice and wordplay are irritating and subpar compared to some of the more underground artists who struggle to get noticed. At this point, Lil B makes songs like Jerry Rice and Wonton Soup not because he is trying to parody the rap game, he does it because those are the only songs of his that anyone gives a shit about. Just look at their YouTube views.
[–]emohipster 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Didn't know it either, but a quick google showed me this
Still not quite sure if I get it though.
[–]swagtech -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
Lil B is a rapper who makes intentionally terrible rap music. He calls himself "Basedgod" when he's doing that stuff. youtube him and you'll get the "you can fuck my bitch basedgod" shit.
[–][deleted] 5 months ago
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this is a 4chan board. Ishygddtityydoo
[–]SuperTurtle 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Intentionally??
[–]swagtech 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Yeah. Listen to the record "I'm gay" and that's the tunes he makes that aren't a part of the basedgod persona
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 months ago*
A little bit more info:
Lil B (Based God) is infamous because he may or may not be retarded. He releases, like, a song a day, a video every week, and has an almost asperger's amount of twitter and myspace pages with a level of involvement in social media that some would say implies a major developmental disorder. His music is aggressively not good, and is usually full of two things: total non-sequiturs and monosyllabic braggadocio.
If "First I eat my snack, then I fuck your bitch" isn't a Lil B lyric, it certainly sounds like one.
Edit: Hate to sound cliche, but I seriously have no idea why I'm being downvoted. Enlighten me?
[–]SPACE_LAWYER 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
he also trolls /r/nba constantly
that's not ACTUALLY lil b, is it? I know he's unsigned and "real" but that seems kinda sick
I wouldn't be surprised if it really was him and I wouldn't be surprised if it was some sad person imitating him
Lil b is nuts either way
[–]Adultery -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
non-sequiturs in rap seems to be a "thing" now
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Yeah, but usually as a clever punch line or a silly catch phrase.
Lil B just says "I'm Miley Cyrus".
[–]jgibran 20 points21 points22 points 5 months ago
This machine needs to dispense wonton soup so the Based God can write more songs about fucking all our bitches.
[–]Tezcatzontecatl 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
First I park my car, then I fuck your bitch, swag like wonton soup, thats just how I do
[–]No_you_are_wrong_ 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
"wet like wonton soup, thats just how I do"
[–]Rasassination 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
"eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup" at that point actually
[–]jgibran 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
WOOP...WOOP...WOOP
[–]nodiggity0987 54 points55 points56 points 5 months ago
first i eat your bitch. then i fuck my snack
[–]wheatsucks 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
More nutritious that way I am sure. Hopefully, not a snack high in iron though.
[–]Phoenix_Wr1ght 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
OBJECTION! ... CUE MUSIC
[–]BigPharmaSucks 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
FTFY
Fiirst I eat your bitch... then I fuck my snack.
[–]nutfuckniggercuntass -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
fiirst
[–]outofmyfuckinelement 33 points34 points35 points 5 months ago
Woop Woop Swag
[–]emohipster 28 points29 points30 points 5 months ago
Seen this so many times... are people still surprised about condoms in vending machines?
[–]Timid_Pimp 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago
The middle schoolers on reddit are freaking out at this post right now. That's the only logical reason I can come up with to explain the upvotes this submission has received.
[–]Stratisphear 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Yah, content that isn't anywhere near WTF is NEVER upvoted on WTF...
[–]zild3d 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
yeah this wasn't really one of those audible gasp reactions of ..."what the fucking fuck!?"
[–]blindmansayswat 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Definitely depends on where you live. I never saw this in my college campus.
[–]G-Riz 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Me neither. Then again, I am in the South
[–]Askeee -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
I had never actually seen that until I went to another country.
[–]enjoyablycrazy 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
eat that wonton soup
[–]PINK_CAT_BUTTHOLES 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
that's just how I do
[–]BestRbx 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
Jesus christ, only 2.75?!
I bought a pack of these at CVS today and they nearly cost me $7!
WHERE IS THIS MACHINE, I MUST KNOW
[–]misanthropist1 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
as if you need to know
[–]elmexdela 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Target or Walmart has them for about half as cheap. CVS is a ripoff on most shit in my opinion.
[–]eyecite 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Yeah I think they're even cheaper at gas stations.
Really? I always thought that for the convenience factor they would make you pay more. I might have to look into this.
[–]eyecite 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Well just off the top of my head (before I read any comments) I was thinking they were 5 bucks for a 3-pack at the gas station. I guess it depends on where you live; I'm in the south.
I usually go with the economic like 24 or 36 pack. No I'm not talking up my game, I have a girlfriend. So I guess I'm not sure about the 3 pack either!
[–]punzada 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I'm going to do a favor for you... condomman.com
500 of my favorite condoms, $66 shipped to my door.
Best investment of my entire life.
[–]BestRbx 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Still only 16, so I didn't want the rents to know. I figured I'd rather be prepared at the point, so I decided to get some for the wallet.
[–]sigmafisherpromega 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Don't carry them around in your wallet all the time. It wears them out. Although I supposed if the air bubble is still in the package it's probably ok.
Yeah, I bought the three pack. I keep one in my wallet "just in case" and the other two are duct taped up under one of my dresser drawers where wandering eyes can't find them. ;)
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
I think this is a great idea.... Why isn't this everywhere?
[–]Winkelkater 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
what's etf about that? these vending machines are normal here...
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 5 months ago
How the fuck does a pack of Juicy Fruit cost almost as much as a Hershey's bar?
[–]theimpolitegentleman 28 points29 points30 points 5 months ago
Juicy Fruit ain't taking no shit.
[–]Cloud6556 -2 points-1 points0 points 5 months ago
I wish I had more upvotes for you, you impolitegentleman.
[–]theimpolitegentleman 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
theimpolitegentleman got enough votes for everyone.
Because mine is the one that counts
[–]Cloud6556 -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
You've outdone yourself.
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
This is so not WTF worthy.
[–]facemelt 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Good guy asshole uses protection with your bitch.
[–]thaztrain35 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
im here for basedgod
[–]420goonie 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Read this in Basedgod's voice. Then I park my car...
[–]eelnitsud 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago
This is pretty common around college campuses.
[–]BerserkerBill 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Not WTF, but I L'dOL
[–]smeagles 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Oh damn based vending machine. You got bitches.
[–]Flamez001 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
read that caption in lil b's voice
[–]cl4ncyp4nts 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Kit-Kat Extra Crispy is real?
[–]Psyballa 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
swag
[–]Ricos_Roughnecks 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
That's a good price.
[–]DJ_JohnnyD 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
That nickel that you'd get back would never be used for something productive. You think you're saving money...but it's a SCAM.
[–]al73r 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
derrriiiick!!!
[–]dagem 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I'm guessing a hotel/motel vending machine. That would make it a standard item along with tooth brushes, floss, mouthwash, and so on, not really a WTF.
[–]CrackisWin 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Thank You BasedGod.
[–]SchwinnKid 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Words like bitch and faggot don't carry the same weight as words like nigger. Come on kids, bigotry is more than just racism. It's sexism and homophobia too.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
How is this WTF?
[–]Popodom 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
When I was In Rhodes (Greece) I found a vending machine where I could buy cold beer, chocolate, condoms and quasonts!
[–]manasteel88 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Kinda reminds me of the archer episode where Sterling uses a candy wrapper as a condom. I guess he pressed E3 instead of E4.
[–]sadseal 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWxLSybZng
[–]artvandelay982 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Nothing WTF about providing college kids with a means to safe sex...
[–]Crux315 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS WTF?
[–]Batgasm 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
THANK YOU BASED GOD
[–]iampoop 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
[–]SupermanIsNoHome 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
WHAT A #RARE VENDING MACHINE. #TYBG YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH BASEDGOD.
[–]a0t0f 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
post is so dumb
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Reference
[–]knudow 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I've been seeing condoms in vending machines with snacks all my life. I don't know why this is WTF.
Is it uncommon in the USA?
[–]asocialnetwork 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Apparently. In Europe every vending machine has condoms and lighters. Some also have smoking papers and pregnancy tests. Americans always seem to be really surprised by this
[–]orthag 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Oooh, Twizzlers!
[–]wiznrd 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I pop a perc, i fuck yo bitch. Got you blowin up her phone while she suckin dick.
[–]misanthropist1 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Condoms in vending machines is a good idea.
[–]tristramcandy 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I came here to eat twizzlers and fuck bitches. And I just finished my twizzlers.
[–]myusernamebarelyfits 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
$2.75!?! Good deal
[–]bagadees 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
$2.75 is pretty good, just check that expiration date.
[–]codyhorne 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I posted this months ago. Cool. I can tell that it's mine because "First" is spelt wrong.
[–]darker4308 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I really wish they would put these back in vending machines. I assume the reason they don't is insurance, but I HATE going to the store buy condoms.
[–]Theopocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I miss college.
[–]epyon22 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Probably going to get buried but 2 of my roommates bought a vending machine for our house of 8 guys and we had condoms in it all the time. Was pretty funny to watch peoples reactions to the condoms, then they would buy candy. Had to take a close look at this picture to make sure it wasn't ours.
[–]Therion418 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Thank You Based God
[–]theseekerofbacon 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I bet you also wwebsite since i was a sperm in my daddys balls.
[–]xyphanite 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I don't think those will help you when my husky tries to bite your face off
[–]NumbersMakeMeHorny 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I'll E4 the trash out of you
[–]skitslefritzer 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Sex and munchies go hand in hand.
[–]gosuprobe 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Came for a White-Ra reference. Left disappointed.
[–]justifications 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
"Fiirst"..... mmmmmmmmm
does this vending machine also serve potato?
[–]Ricolientje 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Honestly I find this normal. My goddamned GYM has them.
even though they explicitly state that sex isn't allowed in the gym/swimming pool etc...
[–]mediapl0y 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Anyone else read it in this guys voice?
[–]GunsAndHoses 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
85 cents for a pack of gum
[–]JRLindgren22 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Posted this months ago. Got more downvotes than upvotes =(
[–]now_stop_that 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
If you put the condom on the candy bar, the calories don't count.
[–]runekey 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I hate the purple ones.
[–]illohxc 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Fiirst!
[–]dinner-party 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I really don't think this is a bad idea.
[–]Bow_FoSho 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Smells like wonton soup....
[–]TronCorleone 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst I eat my snack...
[–]Codeleaf 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
College campus. its commonplace.
[–]Zamorak 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
A whole pack for a dollar????
[–]-STRONGBLACKWOMAN- 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I USED TO BE BASED LIKE YOU
BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
[–]miacane86 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
First* you learn to spell
[–]grillwalker 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
This Gum has no flavour!
[–]cancer1337 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
[–]spillpop 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Fiirst I read the meme. Then I realize there's a typo.
[–]zimboombah 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
sensationally, at that!
[–]heyfudge 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I still can't forget that time when I asked my mom to buy me a condom when I was a kid because I thought it's candy.
[–]sadseal 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Sometimes I like to treat myself.
[–]With_No_Hands 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Then you park your car?
[–]Reach0110 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Lil b reference? Kinda...
[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
How is this WTF? Have you never seen a vending machine selling condoms? I swear every service station restroom has one of those things.
[–]AddictiveSoup 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Hold the goddamn phone. What's a kit kat crisp and why the fuck don't I have one?
[–]malfurianna 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
AMG THEY HAVE TASTYCAKES!!! <3 :)
[–]cruxae 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
My university dorm has this downstairs, but they're expenive as hell. $8 for a pack of 3. Fuck it, I'm going in dry
[–]RaNd0m_P3NGu1n_N1NjA 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
lol what a random thing to see in a vending machine lol!!! where was this vending machine? i wish i was there!!!
[–]bespectacledboobs 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
SWAG!
[–]Armond404 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
OH MY GOD BASED GOD, YOU CAN EAT ALL MY SNACKS BASED GOD.
[–]ohmandi 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
My college has vending machines with condoms and lube amidst the candy in all of the residence halls. It still catches me off guard when I go to buy a Snickers bar.
[–]Beaumont21 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
2.75? thats a decent deal
[–]jeeaudley 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
That vending machine is clearly for coneheads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Jx5W8JuVA
[–]LaughingFlame 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
[–]Brownmagic012 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
First words of Based God
[–]Crappedinplanet 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Run lassie! Run far away from this man! You do not want to find out what happens when he finishes his snickers!
[–]Watermelon_God 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
not wtf normal in many colleges
[–]kidred2001 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Read this in a Russian accent. It's terrifying.
[–]pisunCHECK 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
DUDE! You have the order all wrong!!! "First I fuck your bitch, AND THEN I eat my snack"! Never fuck on a full stomach. That causes cramping u noob.
[–]nicholmikey 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Jokes aside this looks like a good idea.
[–]mybloodiswhisky -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
OP is a fag
[–]inb4_shitredditsays 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
[–]MorticianofFaith 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Nice typo, bro.
[–]rodmandirect -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 months ago
Anyone else hear that in Ali G voice?
[–]SirTreeTreeington 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Since it is meant to be heard in a Lil B voice...no...no I did not
[–]Chachoregard 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Respekt!
[–]findoo 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Heard it in 2pac's voice, hit em' up style.
[–]whowantstoknow -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
Don't eat the Trojan gum. It tastes like rubber.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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