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[–]suprman511 50 points51 points ago

Old Mcdonald had a farm. HAD!

[–]_ShyGuy_ 10 points11 points ago

The dog tried to herd the sheep. TRIED!

[–]titsmeow 5 points6 points ago

[–]mrforrest 2 points3 points ago

Well then...

[–]Dat_casio 11 points12 points ago

This was an original post....Once

[–]dosangst 13 points14 points ago

Johnny Dangerously :)

[–]Levofloxacin 4 points5 points ago

One of my Farking Favorites, Bunch of iceholes.

[–]sir_grumph 1 point2 points ago

You fargin sneaky bastige.

[–]willpinter 29 points30 points ago

gosh great pic!! i haven't ever seen this one before!

[–]Ub3rSauce 15 points16 points ago

gosh great comment! i haven't ever seen this one before!

(P.S. Go fuck yourself. ♥)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

gosh great pun string! i haven't ever seen this one before!

[–]Krahslucas 4 points5 points ago

Gosh great sarcasm! I haven't ever seen this one before!

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

Gosh great-fuck you all.

[–]DaBombDiggidy 0 points1 point ago

gosh great comeback! i haven't seen someone press save, with nothing to add, ever!

[–]mike12690 7 points8 points ago

My mother hung me from a hook once......ONCE

[–]Augustorm 2 points3 points ago

Does the second panel look like a "Dat Ass" face to anyone else?

[–]Backupusername 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't try to milk me, Johnny!

[–]rokyn 1 point2 points ago

6th time this image is posted, check karmadecay before posting..

[–]nomnomcookies 5 points6 points ago

Seen it posted a bunch of times before, but upvoted anyway because it's hysterical every time.

[–]zqmp1029 1 point2 points ago

Has anyone else noticed that this calve can't be more than a month or two old and is in no way near mature enough to reproduce or produce milk?

[–]big_bigowski 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure they have. No one cares.

[–]zqmp1029 0 points1 point ago

Dude, you're on Reddit. Judging how much people will care about anything on this website is pretty subjective.

[–]big_bigowski 2 points3 points ago

True, but saying something like that seems to defeat the purpose of the joke. It's like watching a movie or T.V. show and saying "This couldn't happen in real life, this is stupid." No one likes the guy that says that kind of thing.

[–]zqmp1029 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, Man. I was fishing around for a convo on livestock. I'm a farmboy, I'm sorry.

[–]klahaya -1 points0 points ago

Farking ice hole.

[–]Last_Laugh 1 point2 points ago

Way to continue to murder The English Language, Maronie.

[–]ingreenheaven 3 points4 points ago

Repost level: 99

[–]andybybee[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Give a fuck level: 0

[–]OneSillyGoose 0 points1 point ago

lol this has been my profile picture on FB for a few months now

[–]Lionettexx 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he's showing his teeth. I can't see this cow without teeth.

[–]pensiveone 0 points1 point ago

And that's no bull.

[–]asdfygjghdfasdfasdf 0 points1 point ago

If only the cows in this video >>Meatvideo.com<< were as bad ass as this one. :(

[–]asdfygjghdfasdfasdf 0 points1 point ago

anybody got the template for this?

[–]Thevocalist757 0 points1 point ago

This one never gets old. Mainly because of the cows face in the second frame haha

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]rustyplastic 0 points1 point ago

What if is really a bull and this is a cautionary tale?

[–]Baconator94 0 points1 point ago

I reposted something once.... ONCE

[–]BloodyHalo 0 points1 point ago

Every time this image randomly pops into my head, I bust out laughing. Everyone I work with is convinced I should be committed because of this.

[–]Sahaul 0 points1 point ago

[–]burritosandbeer 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell tried to milk a cow younger than one year? That thing is eight months old, tops.

[–]khidmike 0 points1 point ago

...just the once... Then the price of veal went up.

[–]DaBombDiggidy 0 points1 point ago

I tried sour skittles. ONCE

[–]TOP_DOWNVOTED -5 points-4 points ago

This is so gay, get a life... Downvote me please :)

Iurur Kerirkrltldjejwy W Yqyw Uer Or I Dk

[–]aliencat1001 11 points12 points ago

Not sure if I should downvote him because he sucks or upvote him because he wants downvotes...

[–]rudedude693 4 points5 points ago

What if he is so meta he knew we would think he's a troll and try to upvote him thinking it's not what he wants. Except the whole time he actually wants the upvotes.

[–]aliencat1001 4 points5 points ago

But then what if he's being meta behind his meta and wants downvotes?

[–]Sn00zy_Pineapple 7 points8 points ago

METACEPTION

[–]the_grand_chawhee 4 points5 points ago

ignoring completely is the optimal response imo

[–]TOP_DOWNVOTED 0 points1 point ago

:) checkmate

[–]Backupusername -2 points-1 points ago

Downvote him because he's not contributing anything to the discussion. That's what the voting system is for.

[–]TOP_DOWNVOTED -2 points-1 points ago

Hehe... You're starting to get it

[–]sgruender14 6 points7 points ago

Is this really what reddit has become?

[–]YouWantMyBacon 0 points1 point ago

What a moolicious bovine.

[–]msutewll 0 points1 point ago

My mother hit me once, once.

[–]philge 0 points1 point ago

Yes, well I'd say it would be rather dumb to try to milk a calf that obviously isn't sexually mature yet. A cow has to have given birth first to be able to produce milk.

[–]IocainePower 0 points1 point ago

Once!

[–]Shakaruine 1 point2 points ago

[–]IocainePower 1 point2 points ago

Your post looks to be blank...?

[–]Shakaruine 0 points1 point ago

I just don't know what went wrong!

[–]MirLae 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Krahslucas -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]Kompa_ -3 points-2 points ago

Repostttttttt.

[–]lud1120 -1 points0 points ago*

Indeed, complainers should link to previous posts instead, for the information for those of us who had not seen said "repost" before.

[–]andybybee[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I however was unaware this was a repost

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

I had not seen it either.

[–]Van-CityFTW 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]Krahslucas 2 points3 points ago

REPOST

[–]mjq03 -1 points0 points ago

Too similar to Insanity Puppy for me

[–]Shakaruine 4 points5 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]M0b1u5 -5 points-4 points ago

Protip: an unmilked cow dies horrible painful death.

I guess this topic demonstrates how ignorant most redditors are.

[–]stewartd430 19 points20 points ago

False: it causes discomfort to the cow until she dries up. I guess this comment demonstrates how ignorant YOU are.

[–]zqmp1029 3 points4 points ago

Their utters can become infected if left unmilked. This is fairly common when the cow's calve dies or is born blind and unable to find the utters.

[–]sgruender14 3 points4 points ago

*udders *calf

[–]zqmp1029 5 points6 points ago

Haha you got me on that one. But in my defense, I so very rarely type the word "udders."

[–]nateqb12 -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha oh shit.

[–]EskNerd -1 points0 points ago

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. THPTHPTHPTHPTHP"

[–]BANDG33K_2009 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't get it..?

[–]ilikezombies 0 points1 point ago

It's in reference of the movie Johnny Dangerously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcuvvDmyuH0

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

Are you asking us if you don't get it?

[–]BANDG33K_2009 -1 points0 points ago

I'm asking for you to explain it to me, please.

[–]_ShyGuy_ 3 points4 points ago

The farmer apparently tried to milk the cow, and it didn't happen again.

[–]prboi -1 points0 points ago

I always felt that "TRIED" would be a better punch line

[–]mastersword83 -1 points0 points ago

this has been reposted so many times but i don't care, i love this

[–]satansdick -2 points-1 points ago

Oh look. A new meme. And there I was thinking well at least things can't get any more gay than they are now. You never cease to amaze me, though. You're unique.