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[–]SimilarImage 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Dcostello -2 points-1 points ago

similarimage bot says it first yet again, thank you

[–]usedtobeanewt 9 points10 points ago

Here are a bunch of similar ones from an earlier post on reddit. I don't remember the source though

[–]dungbootle 1 point2 points ago

man Jesus is such a dick

[–]MichaelSqualiber 4 points5 points ago

Actually, I think there is a book that didn't make the bible's final cut in which Jesus does in fact encounter dragons.

[–]Raegasm 1 point2 points ago

[–]YzermanToLidstrom 1 point2 points ago*

Jesus supported the Old Testament, according to the Bible Jesus saw the Old Testament as literal. So, I imagine that Jesus saw Leviticus and its contents to be valid.

Matthew 5:17-18 Common English Bible (CEB) Jesus and the Law

17 “Don’t even begin to think that I have come to do away with the Law and the Prophets. I haven’t come to do away with them but to fulfill them. 18 I say to you very seriously that as long as heaven and earth exist, neither the smallest letter nor even the smallest stroke of a pen will be erased from the Law until everything there becomes a reality.

I actually find Matthew 24:37-39 to be one of the most interesting verses in the Bible. Jesus is a young Earth creationist.

Matthew 24:37-39 Common English Bible (CEB) 37 As it was in the time of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Human One.[a] 38 In those days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day Noah entered the ark. 39 They didn’t know what was happening until the flood came and swept them all away. The coming of the Human One[b] will be like that.

While Jesus said nothing about gays, I'd would imagine that he shared his father's (his own) bigoted views.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Circle jerk engaged.

[–]lizardking99 0 points1 point ago

Actually there is a verse that was never put into the bible "And, lo, suddenly there came forth from the cave many dragons; and when the children saw them, they cried out in great terror. Then Jesus went down from the bosom of His mother, and stood on His feet before the dragons; and they adored Jesus, and thereafter retired."

[–]pink_echo 0 points1 point ago

I read that in Jesse Pinkman's voice.

[–]NoGodizGood 0 points1 point ago

Just think, school will be out soon and r/atheism will be bombarded with more of this lame shit.

[–]Lemmiwinks0141 0 points1 point ago

My God can't imagine much worse....

[–]ai1265 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know why, but this shit is hilarious xD