Relationships, eh?

VonAether · 4 months

Protip, ladies: Guys don't like being toyed with.

If you're going to set up a secret "test" with a win/lose condition, it doesn't matter what we do: you have already lost.

BoardCertified · 4 months

She probably was upset about something he did in her dream.

EvolvingEvan · 4 months

I just got done with this kind of situation. Third time breaking up, after giving everything to try to fix junk and mediate when she went on a rampage out of nowhere right as we were going to sleep. Proceeded to block/delete me from all social programs/websites.

The next morning I got a text from her asking why I had blocked her on Facebook. A big can of crazy, right?

CoughingZombie · 4 months

ALL CLAIRES ARE INSANE.

Roomy · 4 months

I don't understand why some women can't grasp the concept that to us, relationships are NOT TESTS. When you "test" your man, be prepared to have about 1 in 4 of them just end it right there because they won't put up with that. When you say something to a guy, he takes you at your word. If you say it's over and make it as clear as it seemed in that pic, most guys would be crushed and think that it's over. You can't blame THEM that the relationship is over if you broke up with them. Life isn't a fucking test, and neither are relationships. What's so bad about an open and honest relationship? The "fake breakup to see if he'll fight for you" is so awful, and personally I would be fine with it afterwards because I don't want to be with a woman who would do that.

jgibran · 4 months

James, I don't know all too much about this Claire, but judging from those two texts you should really consider getting the fuck out of this relationship now. Mind games are not healthy. Ultimatums are not healthy. "Love" tests are not healthy.

EDIT: Apparently this is a repost, I just hope it worked out for the poor guy.

zedsdeadbby · 4 months

Sometimes I don't mind being single for all eternity. This is one of those times.

Metifus · 4 months

What a poor poor soul.

GL;HF

GuyWithFace · 4 months

I like how he takes the first picture at 8:17, and then the second at 8:44, as if he knew the first text was going to lead to the second text all along.

anonymousHacker · 4 months

Reposts, eh?

nemisis54 · 4 months

Reposts, eh?

hawke000 · 4 months

Reposts eh?

Sharzona · 4 months

With women like that, the only option is losing...

GrizzlyAdams54 · 4 months

The weird thing is, is the I've dated a girl named Claire, and my name is James.

-Don't stick your dick in crazy children.

KBouch · 4 months

CBS: Crazy Bitch Syndrome

Not all women have it, and steer clear of those that do.

Wonderfat · 4 months

Bitch, you made the relationship not worth fighting for when you sent the first text, and now it's been further devalued by the second one. You showed me that what we had meant nothing to you, and I'm not going to get caught up in your crazy schemes. YOU did this, not me. You've made this so not worth it, I'm not even going to bother making the trip to your place to pick up my stuff. You can keep it, along with enough thoughts to keep you up at night wondering why you had to cross the line without knowing you could never walk back.

So that's pretty much the correct response here.

Citisol · 4 months

You stuck your dick in crazy, didn't you...

Rixxer · 4 months

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say she's crazy. But honestly, I have hope. You need to sit her down and have a serious talk with her about how crazy and retarded that shit is.

If a girl ever tries something like that with me, and I notice, I'm going to give them an answer for both ways. Like, "well if I freak out you could say I'm handling this poorly, but if I act mature about it you could say I'm not passionate enough. How do I win this stupid little game?".

spy3123 · 4 months

Similar situation my recent ex did to me. We were working throught a rough patch and she said after we had been together 8 months we should be closer. So I did everything to be closer. We break up and she tells me that shes too independent for me. Makes me angry and confused just typing this.

ThoseGrapefruits · 4 months

FLY YOU FOOLS

Lots42 · 4 months

RUN JAMES, RUN.

Pwnk · 4 months

wtf??

tekanon · 4 months

you make me fucking sick JAMES.

wefunk01 · 4 months

HOLY DOG SHIT. I had a girl do that to me. "Why wont you yell back at me!! Do I mean nothing to you, rabble rabble rabble" AHHHHHHH

MrMakeveli · 4 months

Dyanthis · 4 months

Man, if I've got to convince someone I'm awesome, they don't deserve the awesome that I am.

the_catacombs · 4 months

So, I started "testing" women like this..

Guess what I got!

Open hand slapped on the fucking ear and 3 weeks of partial deafness

pomegranati · 4 months

urghh. I hate this shit. One of my last girlfriend complained to me once that I'm too nice and that I let her off too easy for shit she did. As in, I'm too forgiving. Then, one day, when she did something unforgivable, I yelled at her, and she got defensive and called me an asshole that I should never argue with a woman.

Worlds_Best_Coffee · 4 months

I think James and I dated the same woman.

Mine cheated on me and then was incredulous when I dumped her.

Ullyssys · 4 months

How is this funny? It just made me depressed.

bbear122 · 4 months

Oh god, the nostalgia.

DanishBuns · 4 months

And that's why my main lady will always be a blowup doll.

didntshootthedeputy · 4 months

Canadian, eh?

UrsusArctos · 4 months

Women tend to be like that. They just want you to fight for them to show how much you care. It's immature in my opinion though.

funny

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