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[–]Act_Appalled 18 points19 points ago

I learned the hard way that I should keep my notes.

[–]bacon_cake 8 points9 points ago

Always wait until you receive your results. Seems like common sense really.

[–]krakenunleashed 2 points3 points ago

I've played that game too!

[–]llamatastic 10 points11 points ago

WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!!!

[–]Zaveno 3 points4 points ago

Everything but fine dining and breathing. Everything.

[–]llamatastic 3 points4 points ago

"What's your name, son?" "Beef Wellington?"

[–]ThisisDangeruss 5 points6 points ago

Don't throw out your notes and don't sell your books back for $5.00.

[–]gerschgorin 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this, you need more upvotes

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I can't wait to do this with my notes. And by notes I mean random drawings and bullshit facts I made up and wrote down when pretending to work.

[–]JohnnyNoNumber 3 points4 points ago

I found my old notes a couple weeks ago (4 year old notes now)...brought back some fond memories. Stash all that stuff in a couple folders somewhere, if only so you can nostalgia over it later.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I can't even read my notes. I write like a derp.

[–]facingup 0 points1 point ago

I was looking through some notes from about 8 years ago. The first 3 pages actually had notes, the next two were mostly "What the fuck is he talking about" and from there on it was games of squares.

Was good to reminisce about that with friends I took the class with.

[–]luft-waffle 1 point2 points ago

Back in high school I would destroy my papers like a war criminal. Now I preserve them.

[–]HipsterTree 1 point2 points ago

Or take really good notes and sell them to the people who take that class next year

[–]JonnehxD 1 point2 points ago

Once, after a long semester of really annoying general-education required courses, I was completely annoyed with everything related to college.

I waited until my grades came in. After I knew everything was fine, I got a bunch of friends over, made a bonfire, and threw a couple hundred pages of notes, returned quizzes, study guides, etc. right in the fire.

Roasted a hot dog on that shit. I like to think I ate knowledge, but I forgot almost everything from those courses.

[–]alecyo12 1 point2 points ago

Erase everything EVERYTHING !!!!!

[–]Oheina 1 point2 points ago

This is what I did when my last boyfriend broke up with me. All the pictures, letters, etc. I even melted the ring he gave me.

[–]andey 0 points1 point ago

Keep them, or give them to someone

[–]ciel805 0 points1 point ago

I used to do this. Then i failed a class and decided I would keep my notes until i graduate. It's like looking into the past when i see dates and failed assignments.

[–]coolplate[!] 0 points1 point ago

Yea, Qualifier exams for graduate school might require those notes. I found out the hard way myself. It is always good to keep the notes just in case.

[–]8bitmorals 0 points1 point ago

As an engineer and math graduate, I strongly advice you on throwing out your notes

[–]LostMyOriginal 0 points1 point ago

That is a lie!

[–]CrimsonKevlar 0 points1 point ago

I graduated last year, I still have a crate full of notebooks. I will never throw that damn thing away.

[–]PublicUrinator 0 points1 point ago

Until you realize you need the same exact shit next year.

[–]albno 0 points1 point ago

Was it just me or did that gif appear to get faster and faster?

[–]Johann_828 0 points1 point ago

I have a theory about animation:

The first time you watch, everything is only at 90% speed. After that, it goes up to 125% speed. For example, when I watch Ice Age these days, it only feels like 45 minutes. I know it's an hour and a half film, but my brain is so familiar with it, it is accelerated in your perception.

TL;DR: Your brain speeds up stuff it's seen already.

[–]g-dragon 0 points1 point ago

I have notes all the way back from 9th grade. lol

[–]alyssar0se 0 points1 point ago

I put mine to use; I wrap my shotglasses with them so they won't break when I bring them home.

[–]Capo_Hitso 0 points1 point ago

If you look at learning and work as a hurdle to leave behind rather than a way to better yourself, you will suffer for it.

[–]ford2city 0 points1 point ago

Save em and make a test locker with your friends/frat

[–]konyfan2012 -2 points-1 points ago

how short sighted