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[–]Landsfaderen 69 points70 points ago

on my keyboard: there is no escape

[–]Tr3nch 40 points41 points ago

Sorry, can you repeat the joke? i spaced out a bit.

[–]SignHere____________ 18 points19 points ago

hey man he just lost control, give him some space. F4

[–]sulubster 20 points21 points ago

You guys, we have to focus. Shift your attention back to the subject.

[–]robojesus5000 13 points14 points ago

HEY GUYS I CAN'T GET OUT OF CAPS LOCK

[–]JacobCurry 15 points16 points ago

IT'S IRREVERSIBLE. I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN.

[–]nTekno 3 points4 points ago

I FUCKING HATE STICKY KEYS>

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -4 points-3 points ago

We need to Break up this pun thread.

[–]Maxfunky -1 points0 points ago

y?

[–]Bundleofjooy 1 point2 points ago

I had to scroll a pagedown to read all this.

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

Hold shift while you type man, I've been doing it for years now.

[–]katalyst_ 11 points12 points ago

let me insert my tab into your V and # the FN out of you and then ~ all over your windows key

[–]exabyte42 12 points13 points ago

Alright I'm bringing this to an End.

[–]rodtang 7 points8 points ago

Well, not that this has ended I guess there is nothing else to do than to go home.

[–]Tyranith 4 points5 points ago

Let's just take a Pause/Break so we can Hash out a solution.

[–]LowSociety 4 points5 points ago

I see the PC people are in Command of this thread.

[–]YoureTheVest 0 points1 point ago

Guys, let's Return to the topic.

[–]TacticalStache 1 point2 points ago

Print Screen?

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

Tilde all over your windows key...?

[–]katalyst_ 0 points1 point ago

exactly. i'm going to tilde all over your windows key you dirty keyboard, you

[–]rmd235 0 points1 point ago

Yeah kinda a stretch. But tilde does look like jizz: 8===D~~

[–]runeman412 2 points3 points ago

ispacedoutaswell

[–]JohnAbruzzi 1 point2 points ago

Whatever is missing, just pop out the scroll lock key, or another unused key, and place it in it's space. You can pop keys out with this kind of keyboard easily with a ruler or credit card by just sliding it under the bottom side and lifting upwards gently.

[–]03fb 0 points1 point ago

Min Dosn't hav th lttr

[–]mr_tw 0 points1 point ago

You must be on reddit

[–]Man_child7 0 points1 point ago

I want to ENTER your BACKSPACE

[–]NorwegianPearl 0 points1 point ago

Quite a situation you've found yourself in. If you had a mac I'd say you have some options, but as it is now I guess there's only one alternative...

[–]anus_destroyer_9000 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there an ALTernative?

[–]JustMyRegularAccount 6 points7 points ago

"It's just a CTRL button. God saw fit to grace me with a spare."

[–]6APe9 4 points5 points ago

where's my tab?

[–]23mac 3 points4 points ago

Yes

[–]Beanz94 3 points4 points ago

I just tripled my productivity

[–]kal0029 1 point2 points ago

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.

[–]GuantanaMo 4 points5 points ago

Oh, hello, it's this post again.

[–]incriminates_self 2 points3 points ago

Well, if you hadn't left your keyboard laying about at the proctologists office, I don't see how you'd be missing a Ctrl cap with distinct scrape marks along the top edge.

[–]Orteil 1 point2 points ago

This happened to me. I'll admit I used the exact same pun.

For 3 months straight.

[–]arsenalrule 1 point2 points ago

My gf thought it was the "sit-ral" key [facepalm]

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 1 point2 points ago

Would you like to see my drawer of 3 PS3 controllers that have been mashed to bits. Fucking, people are so... The lag was really... The game is bugged... Fuck, I don't know.

[–]easycig 1 point2 points ago

Is that an old Dell Keyboard? Oh wait OP wouldn't know because this is A REPOST!!

[–]efc4817 1 point2 points ago

ha! what you did there, I see it!

[–]jebus01 1 point2 points ago

This is like... very old now. But the steelseries 7g is a nice keyboard

[–]readingRayenbeau 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling people are just tearing perfectly good keys out of their keyboard so they have something to post on reddit.

[–]synthesis11 0 points1 point ago

i entered into the wrong area

[–]donstone666 0 points1 point ago

You could just shift hotkeys.

[–]gliy 0 points1 point ago

Now you have an excuse to get a shiny new one with some help from your friends over at /r/keyboards

[–]amadea56 0 points1 point ago

I can't shift.

[–]jm120489 0 points1 point ago

[–]WhiskeyBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

The day every redditor looked at their keyboard...

[–]Myra12 0 points1 point ago

The day I lost control on the steering, I couldn't see anything, I was about to hit the tree but the same moment I stood up in bed.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

If I only had a dollar for every time this pic has been posted to reddit. I wouldn't need student loans anymore

[–]average_AZN 0 points1 point ago

Just a tip, get a mechanical keyboard if you like typing. youll never go back to that rubber dome shit ever again.

[–]ConsistentlyConfused 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I got really uncomfortable and anxious when I saw this. The left ctrl is the important one!

[–]Cariocecus[!] 0 points1 point ago

  1. Set the Caps Lock as an extra control key.

  2. ???

  3. Zen

[–]grungevalue 0 points1 point ago

Why do I always call control "circle"? Abbreviations confuse my stupid little mind.

[–]stev3nguy 0 points1 point ago

Take out your left Windows key and put it in the Ctrl socket. You don't need 2 Windows keys anyway

[–]alienangel2 0 points1 point ago

In case this is a real problem, you can remap keys on most OSes easily. Under windows for instance you use free software like KeyTweak to edit the registry for you - I for instance have capslock mapped to left-ctrl, since I never really have a reason to use Capslock, and having CTRL up there makes a lot of keyboard shortcuts in games easier to hit.

[–]Cueball61 0 points1 point ago

I feel your pain. My CTRL key is loose, fine for most except I have a Logitech G19 so my keyboard cost my a small fortune in keyboard terms.

It works half the time. The right CTRL key is not sufficient for gaming though. I now use my Naga's side buttons more than ever.

[–]akfreedo 0 points1 point ago

YEA I POST THIS AND I GET 1 UPVOTE, HE POSTS THIS AND HE GETS 700+! WTF

[–]lerophon 0 points1 point ago

I also have a lenovo keyboard. Now I can use your picture instead of taking off the CTRL from my keyboard. yay [not sure if being sarcastic or not]

[–]wakko_warner 0 points1 point ago

[–]silveridea 0 points1 point ago

Aww )=

[–]smellsmell1 0 points1 point ago

The things people will do for karma, going as far as to break the very item that allows them to use reddit. Commitment, I respect that.

[–]20120510 1 point2 points ago

Removing keys does not break the keyboard.

[–]Sorkijan 1 point2 points ago

It'll snap back on very easily.

[–]TheZerothLaw -1 points0 points ago

Ah, but you still have right control in this situation.

[–]JohnAbruzzi -1 points0 points ago

FYI, there are two CTRL keys on a keyboard of that size.

[–]sehrfine 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he lost control twice?

[–]nikkidoll13 -1 points0 points ago

this might shift a few things in your life..

[–]kamada -1 points0 points ago

I had to look down.

[–]SuperSick2 -1 points0 points ago

Today there's no alternative for me.

[–]ForeverAvailable -1 points0 points ago

*CTRL

[–]IonlyGetDownvotes -1 points0 points ago

thats shift dumby

[–]MCHammerHeadShark -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]ac157 -1 points0 points ago

Cheap ass keyboards by dynex!

[–]d0n0v4n98 -1 points0 points ago

I. See. What. You. Did. There...

[–]dwightmoody -1 points0 points ago

Did you check with the manufacturer? I heard they're totally out of control.

[–]fast2gg -1 points0 points ago

Dummy, you're sposed to take the windows key off, not ctrl. Now how will you crouch?

[–]gt_9000 -3 points-2 points ago

That's irresponsible.

[–]GrizzledBastard -3 points-2 points ago

Ibetyoucan'tguesswhichkeyIammissingfrommykeyboard.

[–]Banana_Bonobo -3 points-2 points ago

Just Alter you attitude and delete all the hate that you have built up

[–]Saytanschild 7 points8 points ago

Reminds me of the Joy Division Song.

[–]dern 2 points3 points ago

Damn. You were quicker.