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[–]bigred4645 560 points561 points ago

That sir, is a carp

[–]Rainymood_XI[S] 419 points420 points ago

Oh carp!

[–]epicGOPfail 91 points92 points ago

didn't expect you to give a flying carp

[–]Breathing_Balls 56 points57 points ago

No more fucking pun threads, right! I ain't taking the bait.

[–]quinnly 55 points56 points ago

I can't help it man, I'm totally hooked.

[–]Blamemeta 45 points46 points ago

They just reel me in, you know?

[–]ObesesPieces 41 points42 points ago

Now you are just trolling.

[–]endless_sleep 42 points43 points ago

Welcome to the Net.

[–]MrCarver360 34 points35 points ago

Can I join in too guys, or has the boat sailed already?

[–]v1k1n6 29 points30 points ago

That's ok I'll just Wade around for the next one.

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[–]cC2Panda 21 points22 points ago

What a crappie pun.

[–]vilhelmeth 17 points18 points ago

Walleye thought it was pretty good.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

He cod do better.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Dudester_XCIC 5 points6 points ago

No, crappie is a different fish

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Dudester_XCIC 7 points8 points ago

I genuinely thought you didn't know based off of your response. I am sorry I doubted your knowledge of fish names.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]quinnly 0 points1 point ago

I'm going crappie fishing next week!

They taste the best, in my own personal opinion. Stoked for a good fish fry.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

You did ask...

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

Carpe diem.

[–]katalyst_ 10 points11 points ago

he did not seize the carpe. he let it slip away

[–]ronton 8 points9 points ago

Carpe means seize. You're saying he didn't seize the seize.

[–]katalyst_ 18 points19 points ago

well obviously he didn't

[–]hoss9424 6 points7 points ago

I thought he was making an "Out Cold" Reference myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PzqUjrr3aI

[–]Kaeltro 1 point2 points ago

You're saying he didn't seize the seize

Best quote about a fish I ever heard

[–]ronton 0 points1 point ago

Haha why thank you

[–]poon-is-food 2 points3 points ago

Carpe jugulum

[–]bob_saget_dagnammit 0 points1 point ago

The way that fish was flapping, it was nearly carpe jugular

[–]bakklajohn 5 points6 points ago

Carpe carpio.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Any time I hear that I think of Mr. Keating! Love that movie.

[–]iihatephones 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lord_Fluffykins 0 points1 point ago

You Only Live Carp.

[–]Bodie1550 1 point2 points ago

Not one crappie given

[–]abagofdicks 0 points1 point ago

This was all a setup so you could make that pun, wasn't it?

[–]UpvotesForEveryoneee 0 points1 point ago

The kinetic energy exerted by the gigantofish was too much for the ripped man to handle

[–]MAY_15_2012 13 points14 points ago

D-D-D-Drop the carp! Nope, not as funny.

[–]oddurth 2 points3 points ago

I beg to differ.

[–]darkviper039 1 point2 points ago

D-D-D-Drop the crappies! could work if he was holding multiple crappies

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 4 points5 points ago

I hope I never find myself in a situation where I have to hold multiple crappies.

[–]darkviper039 0 points1 point ago

An upvote to you sir/madam

[–]lunchbox_assassin 2 points3 points ago

A "doesn't like to be held" carp.

[–]austin3i62 10 points11 points ago

Non-native species that's beginning to fuck shit up in the US of A as well I believe.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 5 points6 points ago

You would be incorrect, that is not an Asian Carp.

[–]dinnertainment 5 points6 points ago

You would be incorrect, there are other species of carp which have invaded aquatic ecosystems across the U.S.A. The asian carp is certainly a charismatic species, but the common carp is also making a mess, ecologically that is.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 4 points5 points ago

The Asian Carp is the one that's the biggest threat. Other carps can be contained and they don't reproduce as rapidly. The Asian Carp is the one that is destroying the Mississippi River and slowly working it's way up to the great lakes. There's a reason why it's one of the few freshwater fish that has absolutely no regulations on harvesting.

[–]dinnertainment 3 points4 points ago

As a fisheries ecologist, I am well aware of the asian carp. You are correct about the high fecundity of asian carp, but common carp in the right environment are highly *fecud as well. My point of contention is that you incorrectly assumed that austin3i62 was referring to asian carp. His statement is correct, though he does not directly state it was a common carp.

*fecund

[–]Wheelchairdawg 1 point2 points ago

I'm not debating that normal carp aren't a problem in some places and correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the Asian Carp pose a much larger threat than the common carp?

[–]dinnertainment 5 points6 points ago

Hmmmm. That is such a difficult question. First, its a value based. How do we measure ecological value. Its not simply monetary. Common carp have invaded numerous aquatic ecosystems and likely have driven some species to local extinction. I understand what you mean by threat, but its also important to recognize that common carp are causing these changes slowly right before our eyes. Second, we are only now beginning to understand how common carp are changing the flows of energy budgets in stream and lake ecosystems but are not sure what the consequences are in broader spatial networks (aquatic-terrestrial linkage).

Asian carp populations have exploded due to a large food base and limited or no predation. They due pose a substantial risk to the Great Lakes ecosystems, principally because their native range is more in line with the Great Lakes, not the warm waters of the Mississippi R. As a scientist, we think about how factors such as food and environmental conditions will influence their population growth. The colder temperatures and lessened primary productivity may, in fact, limit their populations (I really hope I am right) to a point where they dont have the huge populations in the Great Lakes. Again, these asian carp may outcompete or usurp habitats occupied by native fishes, facilitating further ecological damage that isnt readily observed the the public.

Its hard for me to address your answer directly. I hope I provided some clarity into how its a difficult issue. Asian carp are a threat. They have and will do damage. We, as a society, observe their (asian carp) spread and know the damage they can do. Other invasive species have already invaded and dramatically altered ecological processes, yet we often downplay or dont recognize these effects b/c they dont jump out of boats and hit people in the face :P

[–]Wheelchairdawg 0 points1 point ago

Haha alright. Thanks for the reply, very informative.

[–]dinnertainment 2 points3 points ago

I hope it made sense. Have a nice day.

[–]frijolin 0 points1 point ago

Funniest thing i have read all day, thank you

[–]Khadini 0 points1 point ago

That sir, is a flying fish

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

Koi.

[–]Youngmanandthelake 0 points1 point ago

That man's day got a lot less sunnie.

[–]tofuwaffles 0 points1 point ago

i hate carp.

[–]BCBUDDHA 2 points3 points ago

really? even koi?

[–]DongleNocker 0 points1 point ago

Obviously you've never gone fishing and spent a goodly amount of time reeling in a fish to find one of these bastards on your hook.

[–]RiversOfAwesome 2 points3 points ago

Im in the UK, and fishing for carp is very popular here. I've done it a lot, carp are great fun to catch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]DongleNocker 0 points1 point ago

I will agree, they put up a great fight. But if your fishing for your dinner it it is not something you want to land.

[–]GrahamCoxon 0 points1 point ago

But the reeling in of a fish is 60% of the point of sport fishing

[–]TheOnlyNeb 0 points1 point ago

Do you really hate the carp or are you just saying it because you saw it?

[–]tofuwaffles 0 points1 point ago

i really do hate them. you cant eat them because they taste terrible and you cant fillet them because of their bone structure. They breed extremely rapidly and will take over lakes and ponds.

[–]SoLikeHai -2 points-1 points ago

It's also a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]Shway1000000 13 points14 points ago

It looks like the top fin is slitting this guys throat during the escape.

[–]haiku_robot 25 points26 points ago

It looks like the top 
fin is slitting this guys throat 
during the escape.

[–]CakeSmasher -1 points0 points ago

This is random verse Wanting to get bot reply I use bad grammar

[–]silveradocoa 4 points5 points ago

sounds like something a carp would do

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 3 points4 points ago

There are other ways to evolve to Gyarados.

[–]TacoCartBikerPirate 68 points69 points ago

[–]Khiraji 7 points8 points ago

I very much prefer this version.

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 1 point2 points ago

Forever alone :(

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

am i the only one seeing john c mcginley aka dr cox from scrubs?

[–]turkletom 18 points19 points ago

Nope. I see him every day.

[–]PWNBUCKETS 13 points14 points ago

[–]spyd3rweb 11 points12 points ago

That is a rainbow trout.

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 5 points6 points ago

Everyone in this thread is an IDIOT!

[–]PWNBUCKETS 1 point2 points ago

i know...hence the title

[–]crevzb 2 points3 points ago

Is that The Fonz? aka Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli? aka Henry Winkler?

[–]PWNBUCKETS 0 points1 point ago

he can be what ever you want him to be :D

[–]frogswithwings 3 points4 points ago

Every time I see this posted I imagine a fish with a spiny dorsal fin just absolutely mutilating the guys throat as it thrashes. Cringe every time.

[–]goodbyegalaxy 7 points8 points ago

The fin is only spiky if you rub it backwards. If pressure is applied forward like that it just folds down. Probably so the fish doesn't get stuck in things.

[–]frogswithwings 1 point2 points ago

I still cringe and imagine blood flying everywhere lol.

[–]SimilarImage 82 points83 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
11 months Mattho Hey, take a picture of me and the fislfulfugufugflgflug here 77 634
11 months Herr_Reese Fish Kicks this dudes ass! here 52 345
4 months JamesOfTheYear I imagine he'd be saying something along the lines of "And here we have th- HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA" here 88 1090

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[–]absolutcity 6 points7 points ago

Every new image thread should go through this filter by default on reddit.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 11 points12 points ago

Why, in case some people might actually want to see a gif they haven't seen for 4 months?

I've spent most of the last 6 months here and I don't remember this. People need to stop giving that big of a fuck about things being a repost. You saw it, not everybody did.

[–]paranoidbeemer 2 points3 points ago

People have the repost argument all the time. Of course it's not a big deal when things get reposted. But, there is some content that gets posted once a week for months... /r/funny shouldn't be a best-of-internet-jokes hall of fame. I'm not sure why the grid above only shows five results, but according to my karma decay check, this GIF had been posted seventeen times before now. Everybody's entitled to their opinion, obviously, but to me that means it shouldn't have been posted an eighteenth time.

[–]brebnahbrau 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention the fact people never look through the most upvoted of all time/month etc, where they would instantly see these pictures.

Yet they choose blame everyone else for pointing out its a repost.

[–]absolutcity 0 points1 point ago

I'll tell you why, because let's give the OP the benefit of the doubt and assume he never saw this post before, found it elsewhere, and thought reddit should see it. Fine. If this filter existed as a default for every image then at least he can see who posted this first and give credit to that original poster as a source. That being said I still agree with paranoid that old content shouldn't be reposted 18 times, it takes up a spot on the front page that could've had something original on it instead of the same old karma hunting.

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[–]steady-drip -1 points0 points ago

no, it is not awesome

[–]That_Guy25363 20 points21 points ago

I was expecting a dubstep joke. I'm disappointed.

[–]Its_Frosty 94 points95 points ago

Here you go i made it just for you.

[–]TheIntegralOfLife 24 points25 points ago

[–]iamdanhi 6 points7 points ago

[–]glass_house 2 points3 points ago

this is amazing.

[–]AntiZombieDelta 2 points3 points ago

I was surprised that I had to go 3/4 of the way down the page to find this joke. Watching the gif; this song is all I could hear.

[–]darkharlequin 2 points3 points ago

yea, i was just reading the comments trying to find a video or something.

i'm satisfied now. Off to more reddits.

[–]Bluemoo25 1 point2 points ago

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[–]mossyskeleton 1 point2 points ago

I just want to know why this wasn't the original post... as a YouTube vid.

That's the gold right thar.

[–]entillthedeathofme 4 points5 points ago

It actually matches pretty well xD

[–]_The_Drop 11 points12 points ago

My time to shine.

BRRRR NRRR WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB~

[–]MortifiedPuppy 0 points1 point ago

Hey! I know that song!

[–]SoSpecial 1 point2 points ago*

Was the title not a reference to dubstep?

Edit: Am I not allowed to ask a question?

[–]CubeGuy365 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I turned my sub on and nothing happened. I can confirm that bass was not dropped. Perhaps carp.

[–]Monso 2 points3 points ago

Right when he drops the bass, I imagine it going something like "butiditubutiditu WUB WUB WUB".

[–]netpastor 2 points3 points ago

da bassa slappa!

[–]Jimmy-Jammies 2 points3 points ago

The bass has been dropped

[–]fakERussian 6 points7 points ago

I MUST GO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME!

[–]turkletom -1 points0 points ago

I belieeeve I can flllyyyy...

[–]froggirl924 2 points3 points ago

That is a carp. Learn your fish!

[–]HalfdanAsbjorn 2 points3 points ago

I was not disappointed. Have this free comment Karma. No purchase required.

[–]gibsoncoca 0 points1 point ago

And skrillex is more mid and treble. Just let it ride.

[–]blackdonkey 1 point2 points ago

I read the title in Timmy's voice. Disappointed not to see Timmy in the gif.

[–]brindle891 1 point2 points ago

Holy carp! It's a carp. Still looks like a halibut good time though.

[–]p3rf3ct_s70rm 1 point2 points ago

slow clap

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant 1 point2 points ago

"Friends?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[–]kidblast 1 point2 points ago

He should have cut the mid-range first.

[–]moop44 1 point2 points ago

[–]AntiZombieDelta 1 point2 points ago

What the hell did I just watch?

[–]alewis14151 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I'm only here to see if anyone properly identified the fish as a carp. Thank you froggirl924!

[–]coasterboard 1 point2 points ago

This title is ironic today, seeing that Donald "Duck" Dunn died today. "DDD, Drop the bass!" could easily what Steve Cropper yells to call for a bass solo.

[–]ballofpopculture 1 point2 points ago

This .gif seems to be missing audio.

[–]alejo06 1 point2 points ago

[–]dabezian 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's a carp you moron

[–]GainedPoseidon 1 point2 points ago

Yep not a bass not a grass carp or an okie carp but I thinks it is a Asian carp indigenous to many rivers

[–]3hirdEyE 1 point2 points ago

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 1 point2 points ago

carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp

[–]hookeslaw 0 points1 point ago

Many fish have spines in their dorsal fins. Trying to hold onto a fish with your neck seems like a really bad idea.

[–]Neoh52 0 points1 point ago

That that was epic

[–]khisk 0 points1 point ago

D-D-D-Drop the carp.

[–]SubmergedYak 0 points1 point ago

Saw that one coming...

[–]synthesis11 0 points1 point ago

he is angry

[–]ScumEater 0 points1 point ago

story of my life.

[–]rustyanalhook 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone.

[–]RC-Compton 0 points1 point ago

This the dubstep remix? Cause if so Reddit won't like it very much.

[–]THE_FUCKING_MANUAL 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody sync this up to an appropriate bass drop?

[–]iN00blet 0 points1 point ago

[–]CaptainSnuffles 0 points1 point ago

was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je8UCmQ45h4&feature=autoplay&list=PLA48B3068BF5AF344&playnext=9&shuffle=45054 and as it dropped . . . it dropped. . . it made me happy, and then sad . . . sad sad little life

[–]Feedmenegativekarma 0 points1 point ago

Was hearing this song and saw the gif... was not dissapointಠ_ಠ

NSFPH

[–]allocater 0 points1 point ago

It is fascinating to imagine that the fish would have 'willingly' died gasping for water had the guy not squeezed it, thus triggering his instinct to free itself out of a stuck position, getting itself back into the water.

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that thing actually started to fucking fly.

[–]Myra12 0 points1 point ago

The power sounds great not of the man in the video but of the fish!

[–]Goto10 0 points1 point ago

Knocked all his teeth out. Just kidding, he didn't have any.

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

[–]gibsoncoca 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck did this even happen?!

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I just knew it was gonna be a fucking fish joke.

[–]Aviator8989 0 points1 point ago

hrrrrubrubrubrubrubruburub

[–]lostNcontent 0 points1 point ago

"Hey guys, take a picture of me with the fisWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"

[–]ZerglingBBQ 0 points1 point ago

When I saw the fish jiggling I imagined a dubstep beat going wu-wu-wu-wu-wub wub wub. Also because of the title.

[–]rustycan420 0 points1 point ago

magikarp use Splash!

[–]Glaucous 0 points1 point ago

The new Deep-Bass Shake-Weight is here!! Get yours today!!

[–]onduty 0 points1 point ago

That's a perfect visualization for why I like dubstep

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I hope he got away!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Carp or not - someone needs to cue this up to skrillex and put it on youtube

[–]tubcat 0 points1 point ago

As many have said, that's a carp. If you would like to see a man looking silly while dropping a bass, please see Bill Dance bloopers. Great fishing show, but the clips that didn't make it to air are some great TV.

[–]believe_me 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]csssc 0 points1 point ago

[–]srtor 0 points1 point ago

Stop tickling me!

[–]Daekin 0 points1 point ago

Donwvoted because it's a carp, and a repost.

[–]zaiahbarker 0 points1 point ago

slap of da bass (ohh how two words can be spelled the same)

[–]xandan 0 points1 point ago

Skrillex: the beginning

[–]drmchan 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else hear the wub wub wub?

[–]Ev450 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sir_Asshole -2 points-1 points ago

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

[–]Ugbrog 0 points1 point ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

[–]Strogglol 0 points1 point ago

WAH WAH, WOHWOHWOHWOHWOHWOHWOH, WAH WAH WAHH WAH.

[–]yesmanapple 0 points1 point ago

If you listen very carefully, you can hear the carp crying. "I...can't...breathe..." :'(

[–]isoglaz -1 points0 points ago

title shoulda been : Magicarp used splash... It was super effective! just sayin

[–]Moprods -1 points0 points ago

Still better than skrillex

[–]cmridlehoover -1 points0 points ago

That fish is so hardcore while listening to metal.

[–]wretchedmachine -1 points0 points ago

Real fear in that man's eyes.

[–]p3rf3ct_s70rm 1 point2 points ago

*reel

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[–]p3rf3ct_s70rm 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't it be "flail?"

[–]Baycon -1 points0 points ago

If you watch this backwards, it's a shirtless man catching a carp and helping her out of a bad epilepsy episode.

[–]Whitetornadu -1 points0 points ago

Aw man look at this fish! Its hu-FLRPRLFPLRPLFPLRPLFPLRPFLPRLPFLPFLPRLPRLRPLFPLRPFLPRL

[–]Urbanviking1 -1 points0 points ago

WUBUBUBUBBUBBBUBUBB....WUBUBUBUBUBBUB

[–]ahlph -1 points0 points ago

Wub wub wub wub BVVVVVVVVVVVT.

[–]Athene_Wins -3 points-2 points ago

Would you suffocate a dog? Why is this fish any different?

[–]egytiangoonsquad -1 points0 points ago

Glub glub wub