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[–]Brammelam 208 points209 points ago

This one gets me every time.

[–]Tinkerboots 9 points10 points ago

...and this is the one I cracked up on.

[–]Pirru 2 points3 points ago

My all time favourite, too. A classic, if you will.

[–]MattTheRicker 2 points3 points ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–]Nozzlerack 0 points1 point ago

It's made with bits of real panther.

[–]MattTheRicker 0 points1 point ago

It stings the nostrils!

[–]iamnotsamneill 1 point2 points ago

you're high!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Don't drive drunk dude.

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

The name Bruce sealed it for me.

[–]liquidtacos 4 points5 points ago

What kind of a name is Bruce for a girl?

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

The sexiest.

[–]Zethzor 34 points35 points ago

[–]prose-before-hoes 5 points6 points ago

I'm picturing him shouting that all in a loud monotone, all in one breath. I don't know why that's so fucking hilarious.

[–]deku12345 0 points1 point ago

Its the lack of punctuation. It really makes this picture.

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 115 points116 points ago

I find these two hilarious and actually LOL every single time. If I flick back and fourth between them, I will just laugh continuously... I have no idea why..

1

2

[–]shalafi71 10 points11 points ago

Seen 'em a hundred times, still laugh.

[–]WiskusGunthier 0 points1 point ago

What's the second image from?

[–]Mugiwara04 0 points1 point ago

I believe I saw the clip that's from on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel, I forget which. I know there's a show on now about a group that captures and studies sharks, maybe it's from that. Or maybe it's just an old clip they like to use because Sharks Are Cool.

[–]harvest3r 1 point2 points ago

I opened the images in the wrong order so when you said "animal planet or discovery channel" I thought you were talking about the airport one.

[–]clickforth 55 points56 points ago

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

That's actually terrifying. That bear is hunting that guy. How did this turn out?

[–]xoloist 0 points1 point ago

Lol'd. Ingenious.

[–]Lothwor 38 points39 points ago

Bitches love toast.

[–]stanfan114 12 points13 points ago

Ha! Those are iguanas, and iguanas love bread. The male has the bread and looks like he is pursuing the female.

[–]Bean888 0 points1 point ago

Not when they're burned.

[–]mr_burnzz 45 points46 points ago

Nice one. Never seen it. I love this one as well.

http://weknowmemes.com/2011/10/sir-no-touching-the-dog-please/

[–]TheNostalgiaBomb 9 points10 points ago

I love the "hitman monkey, finds no joy in his job" one.

[–]groglisterine[S] 0 points1 point ago

I was going to post this later! Please, take the karma, you deserve it. I think it's time.

EDIT: Maybe not actually, it did quite well in /r/funny only a month ago.

[–]TheNostalgiaBomb 4 points5 points ago

I was at work when I posted, but here I found it.

Basically just google up hitman monkey in images. I love them all.

[–]groglisterine[S] 6 points7 points ago

That, sir, is hilarious and a classic.

[–]mr_burnzz 0 points1 point ago

happy cake day

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 1 point2 points ago

Yes! I love this one!!!

[–]Madigum 27 points28 points ago

[–]UnderYourBed 0 points1 point ago

Nice one Sean.

[–]capnrico 1 point2 points ago

That dude looks like Gary oldman.

[–]general_chase 19 points20 points ago*

The correct term is image macro.

/presumtuous

also this

[–]thetoastmonster 65 points66 points ago

Ahem, I believe this is my time to shine.

[–]Ruach 1 point2 points ago

what is your hit/miss rate with this tactic?

[–]thetoastmonster 12 points13 points ago

There's a first time for everything.

[–]PossumKing 6 points7 points ago

A few months ago, my girlfriend and I were arguing over insignificant shit. I emailed this picture to her while she was at work, and she actually laughed hard enough that she called me from the office.

[–]groglisterine[S] 9 points10 points ago

endlessPI3 just brought to my attention that it's my cakeday. I guess the cake icon should have been a tipoff! I'm not so bright. Thanks reddit! It's been an amazing year!

[–]Pat4788 4 points5 points ago

That roof dwelling lizard has swag for miles.

[–]NerdMachine 6 points7 points ago

My favorite

I think this thread has the highest NetUpvotes:Comments ratio I've seen.

[–]groglisterine[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm okay with this! Not that I don't enjoy a good conversation on reddit.

[–]quickexit 47 points48 points ago

Goats are like mushrooms. don't ask me why it makes me laugh.

[–]seansand93 3 points4 points ago

Best one by far.

[–]rodtang 18 points19 points ago

[–]mthel 1 point2 points ago

I wish women were really this easy.

[–]baronxs 2 points3 points ago

Frig off, Barb.

[–]the_grand_chawhee 2 points3 points ago

C'mon Bo-Band

[–]gol_guppe 2 points3 points ago

But I got dipping sticks, Skyler!

[–]sarahflies 2 points3 points ago

This is my boyfriend's favorite too. When we fight, this is his "apology".

[–]JimBoNZ 13 points14 points ago

Glad you reposted that one, i have a special love for that one!

[–]groglisterine[S] 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, it's been over three months, and I love it, so I figured I would share the hilarity.

[–]thesevmancometh 9 points10 points ago

You sir have posted an acceptable repost, and for that, I take off my hat.

[–]Datsunpost 1 point2 points ago

I've said this to my ex before, she loved toast and food usually always works to cheer some one up.

[–]saadem3000 1 point2 points ago

This guy went all out. He even toasted it.

[–]Ruach 1 point2 points ago

I read this in southpark's Saddam voice

[–]actuallyitsnotokay 1 point2 points ago

As a reptile enthusiast, this made me smile.

[–]AdamSharman 1 point2 points ago

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 1 point2 points ago

Happy Cake Day!

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

Omg Dr. Elliot Reed???

[–]derpettasaurusrex 1 point2 points ago

That picture is the catchphrase of my boyfriend and I. One time he actually did make me toast. It was 4:30am.

[–]Sherlcok 1 point2 points ago

These things are ok to be reposted!

[–]endlessPI3 2 points3 points ago

Happy.Fuckin.Cake Day

[–]groglisterine[S] 4 points5 points ago

Hah, cheers, I hadn't noticed.

[–]LucianoBerio 3 points4 points ago

happy frickin cake day!

[–]groglisterine[S] 9 points10 points ago

Oh... you didn't bring a present...

...

...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ToucanPlayThisGame 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't actually expecting to laugh, snorted coffee through my nose! You kinda get the feeling he may be trying to apologize for biting off bits of her tail ... just to right and below her abbreviated tale. "C'mon baby, you said you liked it rough, I know, I got a little wild ..."

Oh, the tales she will be posting on FB ... "and then, get this, he brings me toast. No butter. No jelly. Dry toast!? Dude, you go get me a diamond-studded tail-piece, and then maybe I'll talk to you again. Maybe."

[–]Dat_Karmavore 0 points1 point ago

Saving that for my next breakup.

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[–]groglisterine[S] 0 points1 point ago

...for next time you meet a toast-hungry lizard that you've pissed off?

[–]ihavnoideawatimdoing 0 points1 point ago

Totally read the title in Carl's voice....

[–]Myra12 0 points1 point ago

The few lines on the pic has left everybody laughing.

[–]Finaltidus[!] 0 points1 point ago

the only picture i ever laugh at every time is with the oh you guy looking down and the dog looking up.

[–]abassist2277 0 points1 point ago

Bitches love toast.

[–]ZOMGROFLCOPTER 0 points1 point ago

Mine too now

[–]ShoilinMonk 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for awesome picture and ur cakeday

[–]JustinFC 0 points1 point ago

Bitches love toast.

[–]zBrohan 0 points1 point ago

[–]play3rtwo 0 points1 point ago

Get her some toast. Bitches love toast

[–]Lonomia 0 points1 point ago

[–]Stickfodder 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this I can't help but read it in the voice of Jake from Adventure Time.

[–]wompemwompem 0 points1 point ago

Cheese toast bitch

[–]Drunkturtle 0 points1 point ago

Happy cakeday!

[–]FalconOne -1 points0 points ago

[–]thebluetoaster -1 points0 points ago

Funny picture, but don't say frickin' anymore. It's just about the most annoying thing in the world.