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[–]scamlikenewton 88 points89 points ago

plankton's abnormally grey skin scares me.

[–]ToddGack 23 points24 points ago

The early seasons.

[–]segFault11235 36 points37 points ago

The early seasons.

The good seasons. ftfy

[–]calpoop 3 points4 points ago

The coloring was only like that in the first season. Second season and on have all been digitally colored, and I would say the 1-3 seasons were the good seasons.

[–]slith93 13 points14 points ago

Are we being hipsters about spongebob now?

[–]dhuck20 16 points17 points ago

no, just honest.

[–]gameguy285 0 points1 point ago

i wouldn't say the early seasons are the best, but the latest seasons are the worst.

[–]stets 6 points7 points ago

damn instagram.

[–]llamatastic 67 points68 points ago

Assertive, not insertive!

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 60 points61 points ago

Beepbeep!

[–]0l1vR 19 points20 points ago*

Now it makes sense. In German TV it was more like: P: Right, now beat him hard! S: You can have it anyway.

Didn't make much sense, right?

edit: Spelling

[–]Spytie 1 point2 points ago

Beat...him hard?

[–]c1vilian 2 points3 points ago

Beat him... gently.

[–]Relevant_PatrickStar 11 points12 points ago

Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?

[–]hartlocker 5 points6 points ago

I'm serious.

[–]WaffleMoose 7 points8 points ago

What a funny comic, they should pick it up as a show!

[–]TJweh 11 points12 points ago

Spongebob is a smartass.

[–]segFault11235 5 points6 points ago

SB: Are you ready to go jellyfishing now?

Squidward: NOO!!! I'll never be ready, don't you get it?

SB [smiling]: Sure we do.

[–]thelawnz 31 points32 points ago

This show had a lot of awesome things that newer television doesn't.

[–]cptcliche 46 points47 points ago

Like talking sponges.

[–]thelawnz 33 points34 points ago

And hilarious characters like Patrick.

[–]rockerode 16 points17 points ago

Honestly, old spongebob was very funny and was enjoyable to people across generations. As it became the centerpiece of nickeloden it started to focus more and more on childish humor.

[–]SpongeBobSquarePants 25 points26 points ago

I know where you live...

[–]rockerode 7 points8 points ago

...slooowly back away...

[–]segFault11235 4 points5 points ago

Dude, when did you become such a baby? The old Spongebob would have fought for employee of the month! I get that now all you'd do is cry or sing about it.

What happened SB?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Political Correctness and Soccer Moms.

[–]segFault11235 1 point2 points ago

First Looney Tunes, now this.

[–]SpongeBobSquarePants 7 points8 points ago

Yes?

[–]hartlocker 4 points5 points ago

Redditor for 4 years, 1 month and 9 days?

[–]kaimason1 6 points7 points ago

You realize Spongebob is still running, right?

[–]SpongeBobSquarePants 30 points31 points ago

Nope I am sitting down reading a book

[–]ericlikesyou 2 points3 points ago

titled: reddit.com

[–]thelawnz 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but it can still be considered an older show because of its start date.

[–]0l1vR -2 points-1 points ago

Newer episodes are just plain crap...

[–]segFault11235 6 points7 points ago

Go watch the one where Squidward becomes handsome by accident. It's one of the few gems of the post season 3 era.

[–]0l1vR 2 points3 points ago

I know that one :D This one is definetly hilarious. But I meant the latest few.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Play the guile theme over that episode. Do it.

[–]Droids_Rule 2 points3 points ago

They're hit and miss, but I was watching some the other day and they're still hilarious. Don't write them all off.

[–]FomorianKing 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, most new TV shows are terrible.

[–]Myrandall -2 points-1 points ago*

"Back in my day...!" :P

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

Reddit: Where 23-year-olds come to be grandpas.

[–]FomorianKing 0 points1 point ago

Those were the times.

[–]Myrandall 0 points1 point ago

With Seinfeld and Saved by the Bell and other shows that have aged so wonderfully!

/sarcasm

[–]FomorianKing 1 point2 points ago

I love sarcasm!

[–]Myrandall 0 points1 point ago

How ironic!

[–]FomorianKing 1 point2 points ago

This is getting dangerously close to being brain-hurting, what with all these literary devices being thrown around.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

This show is newer television.

[–]ATTENTION_Reddit 10 points11 points ago

[–]mysmellysausage 3 points4 points ago

Seasons 1 & 2 were the best.

[–]golapader 2 points3 points ago

"say, thanks!"

[–]LithiumBullets 2 points3 points ago

SAYTHANKS.

[–]Sharkbate12 6 points7 points ago

Choice of words is always important.

[–]Rob9159 5 points6 points ago

"Gee Thanks"

[–]likwitsnake 1 point2 points ago

beep beep

[–]GrandChawhee 1 point2 points ago

You let everyone walk all over you. You're just like stairs!

[–]ayraerae 1 point2 points ago

HEY! I'm gonna tie your shoes if you don't give that back!

[–]thefran 7 points8 points ago

TIL Spongebob is Fluttershy.

...

Oh wait! Merriweather Williams is writer on both Spongebob and MLP, specifically on the episode where Fluttershy is trying to be assertive.

I UNRAVELED A MYSTERY

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No bleepin' way. No bleepin' way.

You sir, fluttersy is how the Spongebob episode could have gone.

[–]taydin 4 points5 points ago

One of my favorite episodes.

[–]edteach 1 point2 points ago

Alpha as fuck

[–]evarenid000 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

And you never see ice-cream eel-man hat again.

[–]ThingkingWithPortals 2 points3 points ago

why is plankton grey?

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Yeah.. He doesn't really exclaim that last line.

[–]lukeisopinionated -1 points0 points ago

Can we please not turn spongebob into one of these.

[–]Lapbunny -1 points0 points ago

Boop!

[–]4BDN -1 points0 points ago

There are a lot of elementary school students here

[–]FriendllyGuy -1 points0 points ago

Didn't anyone else stumble on the 'im part? I read it 5 times before I was able to understand it.

[–]SpongeBad -1 points0 points ago

I would've kicked him in the balls and taken the ice cream.

[–]alecyo12 -2 points-1 points ago

That eel is a bad ass