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[–]brokenbrakes 2 points3 points ago

hide your kids hide your wife

[–]OutZoner 2 points3 points ago

Oh god... I don't want to get triple teamed, especially at rush hour.

[–]yuppiepuppie 1 point2 points ago

When the sun is shining and there is a high risk of rape... I call that a good day!

[–]raznarukus 1 point2 points ago

I'm still part of the 30%

[–]Ryusko 1 point2 points ago

The worst part about it is that they're apparently going to feel great about raping you tomorrow.

[–]RageMorePlz 1 point2 points ago

I'll take those chances!

[–]connocauseimcool 1 point2 points ago

It's all those sexual repressed North Carolinians getting out into the world.

[–]Nazisofslashnew 1 point2 points ago

Do I have to see this every other day?

[–]Herdinthehalls 0 points1 point ago

Up 8%. Walk to your cars in pairs tonight.

[–]AlwaysIndecisive 0 points1 point ago

HEY! You can't repost my repost.

[–]tower1 0 points1 point ago

You have to love the I-75 sewer system.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

Don't ever tell me the odds!

[–]yip_thats_it 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]lunahlove 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.