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[–]whiskeyonsunday 59 points60 points ago

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So it's a two hour version of a Fall Out Boy music video?

[–]irawwwr 10 points11 points ago

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[–]deToast 6 points7 points ago

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[–]brownleej 22 points23 points ago

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So glad I'm not the only person who thought of this.

[–]3512346234613 4 points5 points ago

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A needle for everyone else who thought of this.

[–]jaryl 2 points3 points ago

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Far from it, it appears that only you have thought of this.

[–]Reninator3000 4 points5 points ago

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well, we're goin' down swingin'

[–]GarethGC 9 points10 points ago

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Witness now as the story line takes shape: http://vimeo.com/17535548

[–]glawton 1 point2 points ago

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A+++ Would watch again

[–]ChiperSoft 0 points1 point ago

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Came here looking for this link, left satisfied :D

[–]pmcnamer17 6 points7 points ago

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Amanda Seyfried is still fine as hell.

[–]Hevasmyboyfriend 3 points4 points ago

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I'd doe her.

[–]wesman212 -1 points0 points ago

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I'd ray her

[–]Kabakov -3 points-2 points ago

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Sir, you deserve more buck-votes for that.

[–]mentions_the_obvious 13 points14 points ago

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"A touching, romantic story regarding the taboo of beastiality in society. A must see, it may just change your mind."

5 STARS

  • Roger Ebert

[–]Eno-Nettogrof 17 points18 points ago

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  1. Its would not world. And 2nd how dare all of you not see it before me.

[–]skinny_sci_fi 19 points20 points ago

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"It's."

[–]MickeyRooneyy[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Technology has failed me in the sense of grammar check. I apologize for your inconvenience. I love you.

[–]Eno-Nettogrof 3 points4 points ago

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Apology accepted. I am more disappointed in my comrades for not correcting you sooner.

[–]Lazerpig 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, how the hell do you misspell "would?"

[–]MickeyRooneyy[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Thumbs on a touch screen cell phone.

[–]MickeyRooneyy[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm surprised how far I've gotten with that error.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 0 points1 point ago

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Language

[–]SheltonTheKid 6 points7 points ago

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This world probably make a better story line.

world

wat

[–]emusami 4 points5 points ago

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An I the only one that saw " John Deer"?

[–]AL_CaPWN422 2 points3 points ago

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There is probably a "John Doe" joke somewhere in this.

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to buck the trend of these pun threads right here and now

[–]MatureLemonTree 1 point2 points ago

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The rest of these puns better hoof it, then.

[–]WilsonHanks 2 points3 points ago

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What would you do with a letter that changed everything

Irony.

[–]DerpCom 1 point2 points ago

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I imagined them copulating

Yes I am ashamed

[–]sum_dude 0 points1 point ago

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i know right, fap

[–]avery51 1 point2 points ago

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Nice jobbings on the worders you writted.

[–]thejokerxx00 1 point2 points ago

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"oh john im glad you are back" "HURRRRRREEEEEEE" "OH JOHN"

[–]unbeliever87 1 point2 points ago

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It certainly world!

[–]SouthFresh 1 point2 points ago

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Obligatory Twilight joke.

[–]JaNatuerlich 3 points4 points ago

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does anyone else think Amanda Seyfried looks like an alien?

[–]goblinpiledriver 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly I want to play Timesplitters 3.

[–]BrandonToddCarr 0 points1 point ago

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If I could make a movie, I'd do something like this. A serious drama, with such a funny flaw. I wouldn't poke at the flaw at all. Just ignore it for comical effect.

[–]Kbear52 0 points1 point ago

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Beastiality

[–]tesladrianne 0 points1 point ago

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That is one sexy buck.

[–]Urban_Savage 0 points1 point ago

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Someone really missed an opportunity to give him hooves instead of hands.

[–]w00tkid 0 points1 point ago

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What the buck is this?

[–]bb9496 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Peeperoni 0 points1 point ago

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i laughed way too hard at this

[–]CrazyCanadianEh 0 points1 point ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]El-Babirusa 0 points1 point ago

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Ridiculously Photogenic Deer.

[–]Keane1522 0 points1 point ago

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Yhe scary thing is that it actually looks like Channing Tatum...

[–]brandonay226 0 points1 point ago

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John deer t

[–]slick8086 0 points1 point ago

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Is is me or does that deer look like Matt Damon?

[–]jjremy 0 points1 point ago

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Now someone make a [fixed] with Deere, John.

[–]John_Barleycorn -1 points0 points ago

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*would

Spelling is hard.

[–]Allidish -2 points-1 points ago

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Anything would make a better story line. That was the worst movie I ever suffered through. It would definitely be improved with a dearmonster.

[–]peg10 -2 points-1 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]kkkilla -1 points0 points ago

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DOE, John.

FTFY

[–]theroachsays -1 points0 points ago

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I knew a kid who prepared for the military just by watching this shitty film. Boy did he get his socks rocked.

[–]dazheb 0 points1 point ago

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Does the film show any preparation at all? I know the book only mentions that he stopped smoking.

[–]theroachsays 0 points1 point ago

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I have no clue, I don't watch/read shit like that.

[–]dazheb 0 points1 point ago

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The film was terrible. I quite enjoyed the book, but completely understand the criticisms it gets.

[–]theroachsays 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know... I just don't understand it. I guess I'm a total dude and prefer not to watch those films. Romantic comedies are impossibly fantastical when some hopeless people think they're based on a true story or a 90-minute "how to" tutorial.

[–]dazheb 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah don't waste your time with the film. I agree that it was a complete joke.

[–]tkookookachoo -1 points0 points ago

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This *wood make a better story line. (see what I did there?)

[–]R88SHUN -1 points0 points ago

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[–]patty_potato -1 points0 points ago

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John Deere

[–]SPAZii -1 points0 points ago

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Meh. Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]semochkaa -1 points0 points ago

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Noooope! Chuck Testa.

[–]auxiliary-character -3 points-2 points ago

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As someone who was forced to watch this, I concur.

[–]MrKrazybones 1 point2 points ago

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Forced?! Channing Tatum did an awesome job in this one.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME -1 points0 points ago

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DID YOU SUBMIT THIS TIMELY DIG 2 YEARS AGO AND IT JUST APPEARED IN QUEUE? N'SYNC? MORE LIKE N'STINK!!! HAHAHA! WELL DONE, BOTH OF US.

[–]Neo-Pagan -4 points-3 points ago

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STILL a better love story than twilight

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[–]GaryOak37 7 points8 points ago

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stop saying this

[–]neat_love 1 point2 points ago

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EVERYONE.

[–]violinflu -1 points0 points ago

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Kerning! Ahhh gods above, my eyes, my eyes :(