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[–]opposite_of_hotcakes 517 points518 points ago

It's even worse when you're already texting someone and then you ask if they want to hang out, but they never get back to you.

[–]TraverseTown 470 points471 points ago

Even weirder when they ask you to hang out and then you say yes and then they never get back to you after that.

[–][deleted] 304 points305 points ago

I love when someone calls you and you miss the call by a second, then try to call them back, and they don't pick up. Where the hell did you go in the 5 seconds in between you calling me and me calling you back????

Yes, I was born in the 80s...I still use my phone as a phone sometimes.

[–]Zombieees 96 points97 points ago

Maybe they're taking a shit. Sometimes I'll try and return a call to my friend and when he doesn't pick up I'll drop the phone on my couch and go take a shit.

[–]DiscoMinotaur 159 points160 points ago

Why in the world would you not take your phone with you while you shit? (Typing this from my phone, while shitting)

[–]colossal921 44 points45 points ago

As I read this I went "where in the world is my phone", I took it to the bathroom and left it in there. I had two missed calls.

[–]ZSabotage 24 points25 points ago

I did the same thing except it was on the subway and I never saw it again.

[–]fcarl7 35 points36 points ago

you went to take a shit on the subway?

[–]brucemanhero 20 points21 points ago

Ugh, it's so annoying. Especially when they text you every 30 minutes or so saying, "Hey hold on just gotta do something, will get a hold of you soon!" Until it's literally the next day.

[–]orijing 41 points42 points ago

[–]endproof 80 points81 points ago

Except their texts aren't being intercepted by an enemy army. They're just assholes.

[–]iamwizard 2 points3 points ago

Jinghao?

[–]TrainOfThought6 13 points14 points ago

It's just plain shitty when you do text them back, but the cell carrier decides not to deliver the text ever, and so both parties think the other flaked out. Fuck Verizon, seriously.

[–]metropolisDT 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, or even worse when the other party uses this as an excuse and you can't do much but believe or not believe.

[–]DisreguardMe 6 points7 points ago

What's even worse is when a girl asks you out in a text and you agree but she never responds back with details.

[–]Encouragedissent 5 points6 points ago

How it usually seems to go O_o

[–]TheoQ99 60 points61 points ago

Happens to me all the time with girls. We're happily texting away, but the instant I bring up trying to meet, no responses for the rest of the day. The curse of being too social awkward in person. ;_;

[–]shadowyman 32 points33 points ago*

A hot girl from my high school accidentally text me a picture after three years! So I thought I was still relevant for her to keep me as a contact in her phone. So I proceeded to play along and asked her to hang out when we both return to the hometown for summer break. Suddenly I get this:

"Wait, you are not the guy from my internship place?" "Oops, I am sorry, wrong number."

It ended right there. She never acknowledged me for who I was. Some individuals have no etiquette.

[–]TopolRS 10 points11 points ago

Story of my life. Lets cling glasses together and drink to loneliness.

[–]i_queef_comments 5 points6 points ago

omg thats happened like 4 times to me this semester. fuck.

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[–]candyman420 85 points86 points ago

that is a flake who you should abandon interest in immediately

[–]iiiitsjess 10 points11 points ago

Candyman knows what he's talking about. she is indeed a total flake.

[–]shanew21 2 points3 points ago

Happened to one of my good girl friends from high school. We hung out in high school fairly often, but now that we both graduated I'll ask her to hang out when I'm back in town from college. She makes plans every time, and then disappears the day of said plans. I eventually told her what's up, and don't text her anymore. Not wasting my time.

[–]iiiitsjess 3 points4 points ago

That's so messed up. I can't stanf flakey people. Good for you for cutting ties.

[–]xshare 20 points21 points ago

I never understood why people do this. It's not nicer to the guy not to tell him you don't actually want to hang out, just be up front about it. It's way more bitchy to make him think he has plans and then never respond at the last second

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

But it spares you the awkward conversation. These people aren't considering the other person's feelings when they're doing this.

[–]tacosandcheese 9 points10 points ago

spoken like a true Dr. Phil

[–]venandi 4 points5 points ago

This explains 90% of my class. Fuck all of them.

[–]Roostr18 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't piss me off that they don't want to hang; that's fine. But tell me. I could have made other plans with some other friends.

[–]Stuarrt 2 points3 points ago

Happened to me last night! =(

[–]cgunner 2 points3 points ago

Or you ask in person if they want to hangout, they say yeah, then ask when a good time is through a text and get no answer at all, ever.

[–]knot353 859 points860 points ago

From now on this is the picture I'm going to send when ever my friends don't text me back.

[–]option_i 166 points167 points ago*

I stopped texting people. Now they have to text me...they never do. :(

[–]Foxblade 143 points144 points ago

I did the same thing and now I don't get texts. Now I have a really expensive alarm clock/mobile reddit device.

[–]option_i 50 points51 points ago

I know....but it's still a good alarm clock.

[–]slyg 9 points10 points ago

it's ok at being a mobile reddit device, it would be perfect if it had a bigger screen to see the cats better

[–]option_i 2 points3 points ago

Just don't venture into....(whisper) r/spacedicks....

[–]naked_guy_says 18 points19 points ago

Reddit on the toilet, priceless.

[–]GreekTacos 17 points18 points ago

I can vouch for this, I'm currenty poopin.

[–]TheMicrowave 6 points7 points ago

Hey friend, have a good one! We're all rooting for ya!

[–]shortbuss 2 points3 points ago

I did the same too. I have my self-respect back, but I'm lonely as fuck.

worth it?

[–]Unit91 62 points63 points ago

I can one up this. I recently came into money. Offered to take my friends on a free trip. All of them said no.

[–]option_i 19 points20 points ago

May I come? I'll come?! Edit: well, guess even I am questioning going.

[–]Unit91 41 points42 points ago

As much as I want to say yes, I think this is how people get killed.

[–]rubes6 58 points59 points ago

[–]fatalerrrpr 3 points4 points ago

That's rough. I feel like shit when I can't even get my buddies out for a night at the pub.

[–]offroadin210 2 points3 points ago

Fantastic friends I'd say! They can join a majority of my "friends".

[–]HoverHand_For_Life 2 points3 points ago

This is what happened with the girl I like. She would always respond to me when I sms, but never instigate the conversations. I wanted to see if she was truly interested. I guess I have my answer... feelsbatman.jpg

[–]shanew21 2 points3 points ago

I'm afraid that if I stop texting people this will happen to me as well.

[–]option_i 4 points5 points ago

It will...

[–]rdf1159 133 points134 points ago

And by friends you mean cats?

[–]SirAuron 52 points53 points ago

Well, see, there is his problem. Cats do not text. Of course they could if they wanted to, but it is beneath them.

[–]dontsayohwell 31 points32 points ago

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 8 points9 points ago

bap bap bap doctor bap bap diabetes bap bap bap fascism is good bap bap

Lou is what I've ever thought every cat would be like talking.

[–]dehvious 4 points5 points ago

I love this!

[–]InvertedEight 8 points9 points ago

As is their human pet.

[–]POK3RFAC3 242 points243 points ago

Haha oh man. This will be good. Andy cracks my shit up. I definitely miss Michael though

[–]MintyClinch 11 points12 points ago

i still don't understand why they don't at least cameo zach galifianakis..i think he'd be hilarious

[–]woopdeedoodoo 6 points7 points ago

As his brother Seth.

[–]centurion911 5 points6 points ago

If you liked Seth, you should see the trailer for Galifianakis' and Will Ferrel's new film, The Campaign. From the second I saw his character in that (mustache and all) I knew it was basically just Seth Galifianakis with a different name.

[–]PoorBoysAmen 5 points6 points ago

Fuck yeah me too, I can't wait. I've already joked with my old high school friends in the past saying I would have to suspend our friendship since they fail to text back mid conversation sometimes. This will be perfect.

[–]cvgrunt 21 points22 points ago

Maybe they changed their number or they don't see the relationship the same way you do? Don't ever be that annoying friend everyone has. If someone doesn't text/call me back I fuck off. If they're a friend they'll hit me back.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

While I agree with everything you said, knot353 is probably joking.

[–]d2xdy2 6 points7 points ago

I generally run into situations where I text about plans, don't get a reply, and run into said person(s) later that night. Kinda torn between trying to hang out and just passing by.

[–]honeydee 4 points5 points ago

You and I think alike.

[–]Saephon 27 points28 points ago

My favorite was the time I deleted my facebook for a month and rarely texted anyone first to see which of my friends was willing to put in effort for once; turns out none.

Reactivate facebook - commence Okay.jpg face.

[–]methinkso 8 points9 points ago

I've been meaning to try this but I don't know if I can handle that kind of... validation, I guess, of my pessimism.

[–]tanithghost88 5 points6 points ago

I did that recently. For a shorter time. Came back and said something about it. Was told I need to look at how I had been treating people. Even though I hadnt seen any of them in over 2 months, let alone had any interaction with them. I asked for a explanation. Never got one. Also nothing has changed.

[–]oldzealand 121 points122 points ago

You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell/Hofstra, slaughter. Then quick nap at my place, and we hit the tiz-own.

[–]imaunitard 32 points33 points ago

Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee. Oh diary, what a week.

[–]apizza 55 points56 points ago

No. I don't want to do any of that.

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 2 points3 points ago

SLAUGHTER!

[–]LilDrumrGrl 409 points410 points ago

I get the joke and I've felt that way a couple times. That said, I miss when people didn't expect you to be avaiable round the clock via your phone. Staying in contact with people is great but they're even putting cell phone reception into the NYC subways now. Is there no escape?! Sometimes I just don't feel like talking to anybody, and that should be allowed.

  • Someone was going to say this. May as well be me.

[–]sheepyowl 80 points81 points ago

I don't expect people to respond fast, hell, I've grown pretty patient for people who seem to refuse to read texts\not respond\not call back, but it gets me when I call(unanswered, at a weekend), wait two hours, leave a text, and never get contacted back. If I'm the only one who is willing to give some of my time to preserve a friendship, I won't keep it up forever.

Let alone being invited somewhere, and have nobody update you if they change the plans. On one side I get "Why did you miss this?", and "We want you to come" while on the other side I need to call every hour to catch anyone and nobody FUCKING CALLS BACK.

I'm seriously considering not being so patient anymore.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 29 points30 points ago

Well see that's something else to consider. I may not answer a call or text right away sometimes, maybe not even that same day, but I don't ignore my friends altogether. If the people you're texting abnd calling aren't calling you back ever, maybe you need better friends? To be clear that's a possible indictment of them, not you.

[–]ShamanicHellZoneImp 8 points9 points ago*

If so many of us have this same experience I think it's pretty obvious it's becoming something of a trend. Personally i think its happening for a number of reasons.

First off i think Facebook has replaced any direct contact, the same way texts started to replaced phone calls 10 years ago. So people have a general feeling of "oh well fuck it, it's not like we can't get in touch later" and then just fail to follow through.

Our own interests are so easily, specifically met that social interaction isn't really desired if it takes either person out of their comfort zone.

People are generally busier and with less cash nowadays that just getting by can take enough out of you that you avoid any "extra" hanging out or bullshitting.

Going out has gotten progressively more lame, anyone who was old enough to go to a bar or concert ten years ago might know what i mean. Everyone is either checking their phone for no reason or recording an event instead of just enjoying themselves, shit wasn't always like that.

I don't like the idea of being available 24/7 either, but that's exactly what has caused the paradox of isolated connectedness. At least that's what i think anyway.

[–]sheepyowl 9 points10 points ago

I wrote a whole long, more-than-three paragraphs text, but I assume it's simpler to put it this way: they are not exactly perfect, I'm not exactly perfect either, I'm just not sure if we fit well together yet.

It worked well when we had school together(we'd see eachother each day), but now, I'm being passively cast out because I don't act like I care very much about it.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 33 points34 points ago

Proximity friends. Everyone has had a few. I don't think it means they're bad people necessarily but it happens, and it can hurt. An ex-bandmate of mine moved across the country and never, ever, ever, ever, not even once responded to any of my texts, calls, or facebook posts after years of playing music and friendship. The thing is he's the nicest, most attentive and enthusiastic guy while you're in front of him but as soon as he looks left or right he forgets you're even there. It's sort of charming in a way and in another way I want to kick him in the face. I just deleted him out of all my contacts lists and called it even. We had some good times; now we're in separate spots.

Point being, sometimes friendships have an expiration date. It's sad and it's weird, but it seems to happen. Maybe find some fresh friends and don't dwell on those who can't be bothered. Life. It's a hell of a thing, eh? ;)

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

The thing with Dickie... it's like the sun shines on you, and it's glorious. And then he forgets you and it's very, very cold. When you have his attention, you feel like you're the only person in the world, that's why everybody loves him so much.

[–]Rocketbird 15 points16 points ago

It sucks when you fall in love with a person like that.

[–]sheepyowl 2 points3 points ago

Gotta keep going on. I don't like the attitude of "I don't see you in daily life so I don't have a reason to maintain contact with you", and the opposite "You are in front of me, but since I am on the phone I don't care" is much worse. Actually, the people who tend to follow the former attitude are usually really fun to be around.

But life won't end, and there's a lot of time to find new friends, or try to make crappy puns to make karma(I must admit, I suck at this) on Reddit.

[–]kaypasta 41 points42 points ago

I quite enjoy leaving my phone when I go out

It makes me feel so scandalous!

[–]lactik 95 points96 points ago

That feel when you return home.

No missed calls. No text messages.

[–]EreTheWorldCrumbles 12 points13 points ago

I fucking love no missed calls and no text messages.

[–]kaypasta 17 points18 points ago

Even if, who cares?

I'd rather go out and make new friends and enjoy life than obsess about always having my phone on me, just praying someone text me. That seems silly. If I'm in a situation where I need a phone, there will always be someone around me with one.

[–]Brando2600 10 points11 points ago

My friends criticize me for not having a cellphone because "it makes communication so much easier". Yet half the time when I contact them through facebook and they don't respond.

[–]amateursuperhero 94 points95 points ago

This. I like my alone time, and the only reason I don't text my friends back sometimes when they ask to hang out is because when I say that I just don't feel like it, they look at me like I'm the big bad wolf. Lose-lose.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 126 points127 points ago

The only winning move is not to get any friends, like myself.

That's what I tell myself anyway... sniffle

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 70 points71 points ago

Well, at least you seem to enjoy your own company.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 39 points40 points ago

Adapt and survive. Darwin taught me well.

[–]TheoQ99 25 points26 points ago

If so, you've effectively removed yourself from the gene pool. Darwin taught you wrong.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 22 points23 points ago

Fuck you. I like my orgasms.

[–]DanMcAwesome 2 points3 points ago

Two relevant usernames?

[–]sheepyowl 9 points10 points ago

BUT THEN WHO DO YOU MAST-

I'm sorry.

[–]logen99999 2 points3 points ago

not texting back is still wack though. you should text back and just say you're feeling really tired tonight, or just say you want a night to stay in because you had a busy week, nothing wrong with that and it's much better then ignoring texts.

if you ignore invites from your friends to hang they will simply stop inviting you out.

[–]Hereletmegooglethat 13 points14 points ago

What's your issue with the reception in the subway? The way I see it is you don't have to use it but what if someone needs to? I'd rather the option be there and not used than for it to be needed and unavailable.

[–]Charlievil 14 points15 points ago

Sometimes I just don't feel like talking to anybody

So turn your phone off. That way, assuming it doesn't ring for them when your phones is off, they don't feel like you're ignoring them.

[–]ApeWithACellphone 11 points12 points ago

That doesn't really work with texting

[–]bangslash 14 points15 points ago

SMS or iMessage needs some sort of ability to set status, like "Away" or "Busy", like with IM.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 8 points9 points ago

Yes, this had occurred to me, but even a phone turned off can incite criticism of one's phone-answering policy.

[–]Charlievil 7 points8 points ago

I live in the country and get no signal in my house unless I am standing within a foot of a window. Pretty useful as an excuse but probably not worth moving to the country for.

[–]SnailHunter 2 points3 points ago

I don't expect an instant answer from texts, especially since I often don't answer mine instantly. A few hours, even a day's wait is fine sometimes. But it's an ahole move to never end up responding to a text. I just texted someone I hadn't talked to in a few months the other day giving them a recommendation for something (not even asking to hang out or anything), and I got nothing back. I was half expecting that, but it's still kind of scummy.

[–]LetsGetRamblin 2 points3 points ago

I still don't know why phones "left the house." My attitude is still: I'll talk to my friends/do shit online/watch shit when I'm at home. When I'm out, I'm out and I know there'll be plenty of time to do that shit when I get home. I've still never been driving and thought "I MUST talk to my friend right now." I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone though because I seem to be in the extreme minority on this one.

[–]jemayb 20 points21 points ago

I'm sitting here right now waiting on a reply from a friend about hanging out, and this is the top post when I visit reddit to kill time. Aliens.

[–]OneKindofFolks 2 points3 points ago

Or Saturday night? I just watched Being John Malkovich, that didn't help the paranoia.

[–]DeadGummyBear 18 points19 points ago

Feels pretty bad though...

[–]green-ranger 40 points41 points ago

Here is me yesterday:

Me: Yo Joe, you wanna see Avengers tonight?

Joe: Yea man, hit me up when you get off work.

(3 hours later)

Me: Hey man I'm off, you wanna go?

(30 minutes go by)

Me: Yo, what up? U still wanna see that?

(30 minutes go by)

Me: Alright, guess not...hit me up later.

(3o minutes go by)

Joe: Sorry man, Me, Vin, and Mike just saw it. It was awesome.

.

.

/feelsbadman , especially being the 'comic book guy' out of all my friends. i need new friends.

[–]Sanctity_of_Reason 25 points26 points ago

That's called being a complete dick. Seriously, there is no valid excuse for that bullshit. I had friends like that, thinking hanging out with them was better than being alone. Nope, screwed up my self esteem. Figured out its better to be alone and happy than surrounded by assholes and miserable. I don't know if this was a one-time thing but if they keep at it....Get out of that toxic friendship man...its not healthy. You deserve more respect than that.

[–]SOADA 3 points4 points ago

Yeh, wow you really do it's clearly not a mutual relationship. That's such a dickhead move that Joe did.

[–]shyguy95 2 points3 points ago

What really rustles my jimmies is when I'm trying to sort out plans with someone via Facebook inbox and they don't respond. We'll have it planned that we're going to do something, but when I try to find out what and when they'll just completely ignore me. On several occasions, I have seen someone post something on Facebook, knowing that I'm waiting for a simple reply of what day or time we're going to hang out, but then they don't message me. I mean, really? Seriously? You can't take 5 seconds to type the name of whatever day you feel like hanging out, or at least can't just let me know that something's come up that complicates the planning? You're just going to stay silent, letting me waste my time waiting for a response I may never even get, ultimately causing me to waste my entire day we had planned to hang out on just to find out you did something else? Are you serious?

Sorry for the mini-rant. Like I said, it gets my jimmies in a rustle, mostly because my friends are all busy on the same days for the most part so a day I can actually make plans with someone is a bad thing to have wasted.

[–]Herdinthehalls 67 points68 points ago

It's even worse when you see them check their email all the time, tell them in person that you're going to send them an email, do send one, then they never reply.

[–]Vocalist 88 points89 points ago

Or you text them, then see them updating their social network sites via mobile, no reply.

[–]RoflStomper 11 points12 points ago

Tagging other friends :(

[–]Lambchops_Legion 13 points14 points ago

I had some girl have read receipts on, but still make up excuses like "oh sorry I was asleep." What an idiot.

[–]riotingchimps 5 points6 points ago

theoretically, someone else could have opened up her phone. like a mom or sibling. but unlikely.

[–]Lurkingforlife 16 points17 points ago

Or she actually was asleep, heard her phone go off, rolled over to check it, then went back to sleep. I've been guilty of doing this a few times.

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[–]KickIt2Peterson7 15 points16 points ago

I know that feeling. People like that piss me off.

[–]mesmereyes 20 points21 points ago

Why? He could have been with those people that entire day. It's not his responsibility to drop what he is currently doing when another friend texts him, in fact that would be pretty damn rude. Sucks that he ended up hanging out with other people, and yeah, it's annoying that he didn't get back to you in a timely manner, but I always have a rule that if people don't get back to me after 30 minutes, I make other plans and move on. Their loss.

[–]heptakaideka 2 points3 points ago

I think that's exactly what flyleaf is saying. "Their loss" = I need new friends.

[–]RomanNoodleLegs 55 points56 points ago

Makes me appreciate how much my cats love me.

[–]joeldavis 44 points45 points ago

Have you ever met a fucking cat?

[–]CTypo 37 points38 points ago

I prefer not to intrude on their privacy.

[–]Brando2600 12 points13 points ago

Drove by two cats earlier this week. They stopped. Looked embarrassed. Then started again.

[–]daubergoat 2 points3 points ago

Bingbingbingbing bang... Popcorn!

[–]RomanNoodleLegs 7 points8 points ago

When I was much younger I met a cat named Bartleby who could purr traditional folk tunes. We'd sit in alleys for hours hum/purring "Solomon Grundy" and the classic "Don't Stick Your Hand in the Owl Hole". Damn, I miss my dearest Bartleby.

[–]UnBeatable73 7 points8 points ago

[–]lKnown2Bl 54 points55 points ago

Exactly how I feel brotha, after awhile I would just stop texting those people but then they stopped being my friends. I guess that's just the way life works.

[–]QuitReadingMyName 44 points45 points ago

Maybe, those people were never your friends in the first place?

[–]lKnown2Bl 53 points54 points ago

Nah, that's just what happens when you graduate high school. Everyone changes in a different way and you just make new friends.

[–]jettrscga 32 points33 points ago

Yeah after high school I didn't really talk to any of those friends again. Some people do, though.

But now I just graduated from college and I'm so cold and alone out here. Hold me.

[–]superkidney 4 points5 points ago

let's be alone together.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Yessir... but I don't hold a grudge against them when it happens. You just remember the good times and move on. Sad, but only thing we can do about it.

[–]HoverHand_For_Life 2 points3 points ago

That's what people tell me. I got through phase 1 (losing the old friends), but phase 2 is giving me a bit of trouble.

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[–]heptakaideka 2 points3 points ago

Dude that's depressing as fuck.

I don't know what I'll do when my folks get old and die. There's just not a lot of people who think like my family thinks, and even if he/she does, that number is thinned by scumbags, distractions, life obstacles. I just... I don't want to lose my Faith in Humanity (increases stamina by 100), but I think I already lost it a few levels back.

[–]Capitan_Amazing 2 points3 points ago

That's the most depressingly funny thing I've read in a while. Even more depressing since the same thing happened to me.

[–]metalfetus 15 points16 points ago

Ever since I moved, this is pretty much exactly how I feel whenever I try to contact someone. Usually only one person responds to my texts/messages/emails. Would be nice if they would just tell me they didn't want to be friends anymore instead of just ignoring me, but whatever, life moves on.

[–]underweartycoon 16 points17 points ago

And the resulting wave of relief when they were just being normal people and they got back to you when they weren't busy = priceless.

[–]ddaybones 27 points28 points ago

I need to make a time table of my anxiety: 5 minutes after sending: Assuming there busy 10 minutes after sending: Assume there away from phone, little worry 30 minutes: Begin to wonder if they are annoyed by you, medium worry 1 hour: Assume they hate you, unreasonable worry 2 hours: Assume all friends now hate you, depression sets in 1 Day: Preparing to move into the Rockies and begin a hermitage.

[–]SlipperyWhenWet5 10 points11 points ago

This is so accurate it hurts.

[–]Myrandall 26 points27 points ago

What's the source?

[–]pwylie 22 points23 points ago

Andy of the Office.

[–]mythic1 20 points21 points ago

I thought so.

[–]Myrandall 12 points13 points ago

Thought it looked familiar! :P

[–]Kash87 10 points11 points ago

if you are familiar with The Office, how could you not recognize this picture as being from The Office?

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 17 points18 points ago

Sometimes you just have those moments where your brain decides "nope, facial recognition is down for maintenance".

[–]TheGreenDawg 8 points9 points ago

Mind is closed down until SCREW YOU!

[–]riotingchimps 5 points6 points ago

you mean when you're blackout drunk?

[–]lost-fate 4 points5 points ago

Ha, exactly!

[–]Masterkid1230 6 points7 points ago

But I mean, c'mon. It's motherfucking Andy! I'd recognize him even without face recognition.

[–]Myrandall 14 points15 points ago*

Haven't watched it in ages

[–]spacebrony 26 points27 points ago

The Office. If you are a human being (and I have reason to believe you are), you will love this show between seasons 1 and 4, possibly into 5.

[–]Myrandall 21 points22 points ago*

Thanks, spacehuman!

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 12 points13 points ago

Only possibly? Cast change or quality slippage, or...?

[–]Wr3nch 11 points12 points ago

Probably the cast. Show hasn't been the same since Steve Carrel left.

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 8 points9 points ago

Gotta admit... taking out the guy who's seemingly the main character doesn't seem like a bright move, or one that'd work out well for the show (just thinking of other shows where the main character - or a major one that most people come to watch for - leaves or is booted).

[–]Keneshiro 5 points6 points ago

Two-and-a-half men, perhaps? I heard that show went downhill after Charlie Sheen got fired, or perhaps I'm wrong?

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 7 points8 points ago

Exactly what I was referring to. It just stopped being the same show, and stopped being worth any attention at all, really, once Sheen left. Most of the other characters acted as foils to his.

[–]Keneshiro 5 points6 points ago

Ah alcohol and drugs, the reason why we can't have nice things. Oh and money too.

[–]alexandrathegr8 8 points9 points ago

YOU FUCKING BRONYS WITH YOUR SECRET THREADS!

[–]vetro 14 points15 points ago*

Blame OP. He decided to put the word "friendship" in the post.

[–]ahvash 7 points8 points ago

Cant do that without consequences.

[–]lost-fate 6 points7 points ago

Goram Smartphones making us visible!

[–]Keneshiro 3 points4 points ago

I don't think I see this so called Goram smartphone anywhere on the internet. What are these?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I have no idea what you are talking about sir!

[–]Reservoiren 2 points3 points ago

It was Carrel's choice to leave so that he could focus on his movie career. It's not like they wanted him to leave.

[–]Doomsaloto 4 points5 points ago

Quality does start to slip after a while, and after season 7 they get rid of the main character, Steve Carell, who was the funniest character on the show.

[–]TheGreenDawg 6 points7 points ago

1st Season is always best season!

[–]Keneshiro 6 points7 points ago

This is the one with that dwight guy right? Looks really interesting. I'd probably give it a go. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Season 6 and 7 weren't bad, but they weren't as good either.

[–]boyTerry 67 points68 points ago

I hate that people expect an instant answer when they send a text. Especially if they don't ask a question. If you want an instant response call me!

[–]darlantan[!] 15 points16 points ago

Hell, most of the time (with me) if you want a response back at all before the next time we meet, call me. I've got an older brick phone, and fucking hate texting.

[–]workroom 15 points16 points ago

[–]HighSorcerer 5 points6 points ago

You know, if you hate texting enough, you can call up customer service and ask them to disable texting on your phone.

[–]DickMcPusscunt 29 points30 points ago

I hate it when people text me stupid shit. What the fuck am I supposed to text back, "Cool story bro?"

[–]Monkeyavelli 2 points3 points ago

If you want an instant response call me!

Like many people, I'm at work in an office most of the day. Calling is inconvenient and rude to those around me. Texting is silent and quick. I also don't know what you're doing and don't want to consume your time and attention with a call. A text doesn't interrupt you and require you to immediately focus on it.

[–]MonotonousMan 9 points10 points ago

Alright, so, you know... as a complete psychopath... I think about this kind of shit way to much. But it drives me crazy; it hurts, and makes me angry. I try and reason that people are just busy, you know? It happens. But then it takes even longer. And i'm the kind of guy who remembers people who have no clue who I am - so, I pretty well know my friends schedules and it's just not lining up right. Then I think about myself... And I make an effort to reply promptly to messages - who the fuck likes to be kept waiting? Besides, it doesn't take hardly anything to reply to a message... even if it's just "Sorry, busy, i'll get back to you at X:XX"

Ugh... Fucking /rant.

[–]daboyz12 4 points5 points ago

Yes! I sent this girl a text with no response 2 days later! She seemed so interested, at least I thought. This says it all.

[–]tinyroom 14 points15 points ago

Am I the only one who hates having to communicate trough phone, mail, text whatever and tries to ignore or avoid as long as possible?

However I do love to talk in person.

This "paradox" made me lose all my friends, but I would still love to talk to them IN PERSON. I just have to find them... somehow...

[–]lacheur42 2 points3 points ago

I hate communicating through phone (on the spot, less social cues). I love text/email because it gives me time to think about what I'm saying. Communicating in person is good if I know you. Otherwise, nerve wracking.

[–]BEARCRAFT 3 points4 points ago

It's worse when you're deaf, and have to tell people to text you instead when they call you. Eventually, they just don't bother to talk to you anymore... Texting has replaced IM, but it's nowhere near the level of an actual conversation in terms of social depth like IM was. When I go make new friends, the same thing happens; they still like you and are still chill with you in-person, you're just too difficult to hit up and do things with.

It's hard enough to be social when you have both a hearing loss and a science major in your way, and with one month left until graduation, I've given up because every relationship I make seems like a dead end. I don't know what to do any more.

[–]onholdforever 3 points4 points ago

This happens to me all the time. It always seems like others are constantly texting and when I text someone, I either get a reply back a day later or not at all. Then I get a lame excuse how they weren't near their phone, but when I'm with them, their phone is there in plain sight and are always on it.

I feel like fucking loser.

[–]NoNeedForAName 18 points19 points ago

I'm not annoyed by your friendship. I'm annoyed by the fact that you only wrote "lol" and expect me to respond to it.

[–]TBizzcuit 9 points10 points ago

lol

[–]Rountree85 9 points10 points ago

k

[–]Cynovae 6 points7 points ago

potassium

[–]iamnotimportant 5 points6 points ago

"lol" is usually my cue to know I can finally leave the text conversation.

[–]Personalhero 10 points11 points ago

Alright man, take a look at the big picture. Not everyone on this planet can fit with everyone else, at least not all the time. Your friends don't text you back out of spite, they may be doing something important, or maybe, they're a bit sick of you, or maybe they really don't have room for another person in their activites.

People don't text you back out of anger, they just want to avoid being rude and upfront about the way they feel. It's very hard to say "Sorry man, but I think I'm just gonna hang out with some guys, just us", as supposed to just ignoring the text message, and getting a (Seemingly) equivalent result.

It's just a part of growing up, but you'll start seeing bigger pictures of your social groups in the near future. All I can say is, stop texting for awhile. Make it for essentials, lose the reputation of being a compulsive texter (sorry for the assumptions), and then you're in the clear!

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 10 points11 points ago

I definitely feel this is a little over dramatic. If you want communication with someone and think they won't answer you back, CALL THEM. I really hate when people just send texts to me, I usually end up sending a lot of texts back in forth to just confirm basic plans and due to my phone plan costing me a lot more than a 5 minute max call.

[–]slappedback 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes I have to text myself to make sure my phones working... it is.

[–]DamaOscuraDeTodos 2 points3 points ago

I had a friend who I really got along with, but whenever I sent her a text, she never replied back. And I mean never. I know she got my texts because I whenever I called her, she mentioned them. Eventually I just got so annoyed, we stopped talking.

[–]PangramParadox 2 points3 points ago

Or, when you talk to them in person and they say "hey, lets hang out on this day". and you text/call them on that day and they don't pick up/respond.

[–]badassgirl 2 points3 points ago

Worse when it's your boyfirend.

[–]Dopebear 2 points3 points ago

Exactly how I feel at any situation where I speak to somebody, or invite them to something (a game, party, etc) and even if they do join or don't accept, they'll never speak to me or invite me. They never engage/initiate.

People are so odd.

[–]Vinura 2 points3 points ago

That new facebook "seen" thing is going to make things awks.