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Your move again, Atheists. (imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by DKRises
[–]PvtHopscotch 428 points429 points430 points 4 months ago
What I always do. Lean out my window and scream "Go motherfucker!"
[–]DKRises[S] 62 points63 points64 points 4 months ago
I would type this response but I don't think my family members would be too pleased...
Maybe I should do it anyway...
[–]eduardog3000 57 points58 points59 points 4 months ago
Do it.
[–]Siethron 48 points49 points50 points 4 months ago
DOOO IT.
[–]5eraph 45 points46 points47 points 4 months ago
Peer pressureeeee
[–]DKRises[S] 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago*
Must... Resist... Arghhhhhh!!!!
DAMN THE PRESSURE!!!
I appologize but I omitted "Go motherfucker!", Reddit hating me is not as bad as relatives hating me >_>
Anyway here's the followup: http://i.imgur.com/mWVJj.png
Lulz realized I overestimated the amount of comments on my followup post, oh well, ADD MOAR COMMENTZ!
[–]irawwwr 105 points106 points107 points 4 months ago
OP delivered... but in a very lame manner.
Is OP still a fag?
[–]dongimin2 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Newfriends everywhere.
[–]Aratix 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
Hmmm... how about bi?
[–]Snolarin 20 points21 points22 points 4 months ago
implying that OP being a fag means hes gay
[–]theShiftlessest 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
implying that OP being a fag means hes a cigarette
fixed for our British friends :)
[–]wakko_warner 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
Faggotry?
[–]DKRises[S] 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Lol I knew I'd get haters with the horrid response, I know it was bad.
[–]Buckwheat469 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
The problem with your reply is you placed the blame on someone else. You used us as a scapegoat for your comment. Instead of standing up for yourself, you've effectively shown that in that situation you wouldn't do anything. You'd sit there at the light, waiting, doing nothing until the smug person remembered that the feat of technology and science at their fingertips required their attention.
[–]geoff422 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
You could always go with the less vulgar, "IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT!" ....assuming the gas pedal is on the right universally.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Here in Canada, we don't use pedals.
[–]mirfaltnixein 22 points23 points24 points 4 months ago
You just politely ask the car to move?
[–]phuzion 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
No, they apologize for needing the car to move, THEN politely ask.
[–]stelliferous 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
done!
[–]LtShisno 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
Why did I read that in my stepfather's voice?
[–]OmegaArcadia 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I think PvtHopscotch has something to tell you.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 4 months ago
second that
[–]TorgoTheWhite 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
Replace Motherfucker with Stupid Cunt. If you are going to do it, you might as well go all out.
[–]hoppyfrog 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Why not both?
[–]TorgoTheWhite 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Whoa now, lets not go overboard. Sometimes you say the most by saying the least.
[–]davesterist 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
I think Stupid Motherfucking Cunt has a nice sound to it, though... Naw, it is too much.
[–]MegamanDevil 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
i would ram the fuck out of them
[–]mrlanious 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I also imagine religious people waiting too long for the stoplight so they get some religious affirmation.
[–]cronicjestrdude 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This is a legitimately troubling question. That is until I read your comment
[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
My solution. Just gently nudge the gas pedal... and then slam it hard enough that you can drive both cars.
[–]Wiiboy95 128 points129 points130 points 4 months ago
No, guys. It's OK! Formal logic dictates that we can still honk the horn even if we don't love jesus. Let's just hope they don't get a "honk iff you love jesus" bumper sticker. Then we'd be fucked.
[–]_Aldous_ 68 points69 points70 points 4 months ago
For people who haven't taken formal logic, "iff" means "if and only if".
[–][deleted] 53 points54 points55 points 4 months ago
honk iff you're not about to honk
checkmate logicians
[–]ArtosisLawyer 22 points23 points24 points 4 months ago
I got this.
p | ~p | p ≡ ~p
1 | 0 | 0
0 | 1 | 0
IT WOULD SEEM THIS IS A CONTRADICTION, GOOD SIR.
[–]LtShisno 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
My head is full of wat.
[–]seeegma 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
it's a truth table. common phenomenon in formal logic.
[–]LtShisno 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
This does not remove the wat that continues to flood my brain.
[–]skates90 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago*
Basically p is a statement ("honk") and ~p is the denial of that statement ("you're not about to honk"). p ≡ ~p would mean "honk iff(if and only if) you're not about to honk", as Obres put it.
Now we assign a value to p. It can be either true(1) or false(0). ~p is the opposite of the value that we assigned to p, so when p = 1 we have ~p = 0, and when p = 0 we have ~p = 1.
And last, we evaluate p ≡ ~p. The '≡' sign is only true(1) when the left statement has the same value as the right statement (both are false or both are true). See this for an explanation.
So, since '≡' yields 1 only when p is the same as ~p, p ≡ ~p will never yield a 1 because p will never be the same as ~p. Hence the contradiction.
Sorry if I screwed up some terms, I'm really rusty on my formal logic.
[–]Carbon_Dirt 23 points24 points25 points 4 months ago
Aw man, look what you did...
[–]MyOverflow 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Let U = {A : A is a set that does not contain itself}.
Checkmake set theorists.
[–]Shamalow 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
As a non fluent, I thank you :)
[–]IHOPancake14 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
obligatory xkcd
[–]Latase 40 points41 points42 points 4 months ago
That's easy. We find out where he lives and eat his babies.
[–]Schtorples 19 points20 points21 points 4 months ago
You've made my day. I was beginning to think there weren't any other baby-eating atheists on reddit. Now I finally feel I've found a community that accepts me for what I am.
[–]mtldude1967 117 points118 points119 points 4 months ago
You honk the horn. The guy in car ahead realizes the light is green and starts moving, and thinks you love Jesus as well. He's happy, you're happy...everyone wins.
[–][deleted] 4 months ago
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[–]DangerousIdeas 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
But that would make a Christian happy.
And that's against the rules.
[–]croque-monsieur 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Don't encourage them.
And by them, I mean anyone with any "honk if you..." bumper sticker.
[–]PwnBuddy 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Honk the horn so furiously that the sticker blows off.
[–]skates90 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Mature response? Sorry, best I can do is shout obscenities.
[–]Jazztoken 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
Hold down the horn and follow them home. When they get out of their car to confront me, talk to them about how much a I love Jesus, of course.
[–]Haydawg 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
This is how you get shot or get the living piss beaten out of you.
[–]trisk 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Being a stupid christian?
[–]Haydawg 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I was talking about following a person to their home and confronting them. You get shot doing that.
[–]Abedeus 25 points26 points27 points 4 months ago
Rear-end them? Throw a bottle?
[–]PixyFreakingSticks 44 points45 points46 points 4 months ago
"Rear-end me if you love Jesus."
[–]ProkopIndustries 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
Is that the famous Santorum Surge I've heard about?
[–]GaianAvatar 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I would honk my horn, because in all likelihood, the guy in front of me wouldn't think about his bumper sticker when I honked, and would instead probably flip me off as I passed.
[–]comboatheist 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
Yell "STEP ON THE GAS AND LET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!"
[–]a_virginian 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Fuck, I clicked on the picture to leave my witty retort. Damn, it's been a long day.
[–]Iazo 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Do what I usually do. Not honk.
If I'm stuck behind someone, it's likely that honking will not accomplish anything except make noise and just make everyone angry.
[–]tronk 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I've been driving for 20+ years and I've only honked once. I've been honked at several times (mostly while driving a 50cc scooter), and I've found that the most satisfying way to respond to a honk is to look at the honker and wave like they are a friend just trying to get my attention. I'm sure it infuriates them, and I'm expecting to get shot every time it happens.
[–]tonterias 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Only honked once in 20 years? Yeah... sorry, but I can't believe that.
I only use the honk to avoid accidents, fortunatelly I haven't used it much, but it has helped me to avoid accidents. It's hard to belive that nobody around you made no mistake in 20 years.
This only makes sense if you have honked the first time, and it got stuck so the car has been honking for 20 years in a row.
[–]tronk 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Okay, to be honest when I was a kid my dad installed a horn in his truck that played the tune of "Wish I were a rich man", and I honked that every chance I got. But I honestly only honked once out of frustration, in San Francisco, back in the 90s. Song on the radio was "Birds of a Feather", by the band Phish. You don't have to believe, but it's true.
[–]TenNinetythree 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
As a pedestrian/passenger annoyed by noises and that kind of noise in particular: thank you!
[–]therant 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Flash my lights until the fucker moves.
Your move, whatever-the-fuck-you-are-although-I-assume-you're-theist.
[–]RedRobin0 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Throw a brick.
Thanks to commuter traffic I am now even less tolerant of slow drivers than ever before.
[–]SuperEdo 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Respond to this post if you finally stopped beating your wife.
[–]a_virginian 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago*
What if I am replying because she finally stopped beating me?
[–]johnclarkbadass 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
I'd honk
[–]TheCivilJerk 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I wonder, if the atheist honks, would the driver in front think that sound means the atheist loves Jesus, or if he would realize that he's an asshole and in the wrong...
[–]Kozmik_hail 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Use my knowledge from GTA.......
[–]arcooke 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Get out and steal their car and leave yours in the middle of the road?
[–]ExTex 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Ah, the Kobyashi Maru...interesting situation. To honk or not to honk? Either way one loses.
[–]MadDoctor 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Kirk won.
[–]whiskeymikie 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I would do this
[–]leizarius 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Pull out a fresh baby and have a snack while I wait
[–]ReptiIe 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Oh god, What would I do? What a situation!
[–]mac442 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I drive a Jeep, I drive over them!
[–]burentu 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
GTA the motherF***er
[–]SchizophrenicMC 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Same thing I always do. Open the clutch and rev the engine.
[–]seven2eight2 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
If the Christian in front of me is too dumb to realize something as blatant as a green light is telling him something then I don't need him holding me up. Go around and keep driving.
[–]Havok1223 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
This
[–]Shadow_of_Nex 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
ram the guy off the road.
[–]NearlyUselessBody 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Get out of your car and eat their child's soul. It's kind of our signature move.
[–]AmberWings 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
If I was stuck behind them, and they weren't moving, I'd get out of my car and make sure they were alright. If they need a jump or help getting out of the way, honking won't solve anything.
[–]YYZsilence 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I'm with PvtHopscotch. Either that or blast Blur from the stereo.
[–]Graviest 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I wouldn't talk to my imaginary friend and then say he did it when the driver finally woke up and hit the gas.
[–]w0rmwood 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Easy, add a middle finger. Show them you really love Jesus.
Ramming speed!
[–]kingdom_ruler338 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
It's opposite day! :D
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Out comes the crowbar...
[–]mouahahahaha 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
If you want to extend your logic, you the sticker could said "Anything you do mean you love Jesus". Honking, in your situation, does not make me love Jesus more. It make me see how immature you are, to think that because you said that something "is", it must be. You dont affirm something and expect it to be a Official Decree. Only madmens do that. If I see you near your car, and I said "Give me your car if you love Jesus", will you give me your car? Or will you ask me to go fuck myself?
[–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Probaly not honk.
[–]evanschimpf 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Easy, rev my engine. He'll hear, one of the perks of having an aftermarket exhaust.
[–]wayndom 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Way back when Richard Nixon was being investigated for impeachment, a popular bumpersticker said, "Honk if you think he's guilty."
And yet every time I honked in agreement, the driver angrily gave me the finger...
[–]throwdisone 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
People actually honk at Christian bumper stickers?
[–]FTW_shitsfuckedup 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
throw spare change at christians but i already do that
[–]Corpsman87 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Rolling down your window and say 'HURRY THE FUCK UP CUNT AND OR HURRY THE FUCK UP KIND SIR/MAD'AM'
[–]gnusounduave 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
fucking honk, cuz it's not about jesus it's about moving your god damned ass
[–]Asilidae000 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
There is a clear difference in honking the horn for something compared to holding the horn down until they move because they cant decide what shade of green the fricken light is. Your move smart ones.
[–]egamer01 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
How about I go up to his car. Then take his head and shove it in to his horn. He can't be mad cause i was just expressing how much he loved Jesus with his face. Btw he loved Jesus strait in to a concussion.
[–]helalo 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
flash my head lights.
[–]HoochCow 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Honk in Morse Code, "I don't love Jesus, also if you don't move I'm going to ram you."
[–]IAmThatNerd 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
push in the clutch and give em 6k rpms.
[–]sexyfunkymonkie 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Probably something a lot nicer than what many Christians would do if I put "Honk if you recognize that Christianity is an anachronistic cult!" on the back of my truck.
[–]DruePhoenix 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Stab the guy because we have no morals?
Also plant a gun on him because we have no shame.
And then marry a goat.
[–]fixthecopier 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I think if you hold the horn down while extending your middle finger out the window and wave it around, they will realize it is a little more than a Jesus thing.
[–]4hvs 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I can honk in full confidence. Honking would be a necessary, but not the sufficient condition to determine whether or not I love Jesus. Since there are other perfectly reasonable grounds on which you can honk. Which are even more probable. Learn some scientific reasoning :)
[–]haadrak 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Start making out with someone of the same sex on their bonnet.
[–]Monkespank 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Horn broke watch for finger
[–]Reptar_Jesus 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I'd proceed to push their ass out my way with my pickup.
[–]heyitsmecarlos 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I guess i ...wouldn't...honk.ಠ_ಠ
[–]newcirclejerkmod 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Horns are very abrasive. I'd lay on my horn behind him/her for the next half mile. When he or she stopped and got out of the car, I'd get out of my car also and tell them that their god can suck my dick.
[–]Isophix 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Get out of the car, walk up to the other person's car, and say:
"For the love of Jesus, can you fucking go already?"
[–]bestdavidever 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
They'd honk because they don't believe everything they read.
[–]ShortsG 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yell?
[–]TheRaggedyDr 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ram 'em.
[–]PixyFreakingSticks 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
What if... what if somebody posted a sign in the desert with a working drinking fountain and I hadn't drank anything for a day and was really thirsty but the sign said, "Drink this water if you love Jesus."
I would be forced between the two things I hate and fear most. God and dehydration.
(Obviously I would ask Atheist Satan to bring me the blood of a virgin, guys.)
[–]Sneezes_Loudly 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Only if it said honk iff you love jesus.
I could still by honking for a reason other than jesus.
[–]toothravisher 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I would consider the source and accept that they are just too stupid to go.
[–]tcb98 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Rear end.
[–]HUDuser 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
http://www.theentertainingelf.com/photos/jesus-take-the-wheel.jpg
[–]Pronage 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Honk. Because there is lots of people names Jesus.
[–]Seishen 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Flip them off.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The middle finger is a useful tool...
[–]jmath32 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I would simply pop my head out the window and softly say " MOVE YOU FUCKING CUNT!"
They would still honk because bumper stickers are lame. But, naturally, a person who would believe in a magical God would certainly believe that, if a person honked at a car with said sticker, that they officially would be considered to believe in God just because said sticker said they would if they honked. Sincerely, an Agnostic.
[–]mecrio 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Only a theist would be so ignorant to not understand why the person behind them was honking.
[–]Demojen 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
An atheist would honk, with the full knowledge that doing so does not mean that they love Jesus anymore than does the bible mean Jesus was real.
tl;dr An atheist would honk knowing the bumper sticker invited fallacy.
[–]envcons 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
"Full impulse!"
[–]Hootz_ 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ram their ass!
[–]TheChurchOfSagan 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ram into the car...whether the light was green or not
[–]kriggs5033 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Roll down the window and throw your spare change at them. If the cops get involved tell them you were making a donation. U mad bro? Lol
[–]theplebe 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Some people just want to watch the world burn...
[–]andrewdrewdrew 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
i would honk because the horn is a automotive warning system not an 'i agree with your bumper sticker' signal
i would honk before i ram my car into his. im sure his bumper sticker will protect his car
[–]IronMan42 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
He didn't slam you or bump you. He rubbed you. Rubbing is racing.
[–]hamnasty 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Shoot out there back window
[–]AWSOMAE 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
What any Atheist would do, wait for them to move.
Then when you get home, vent your frustration by beating a nun to death with the corpse of a Kitten on top of a pile of Dead Puppies, until your Babies & Mash get done cooking, then have a nice meal.
[–]KarneEspada 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
why can't an atheist love a man named Jesus? It doesn't make them Christian. Jesus was a cool guy yo.
[–]trerboren 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Probably use common sense and go around them
[–]wesleyt89 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
plow into them
[–]knighmare 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
follow him home and eat his children, what else do we do?
[–]ExodusRex 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Finger out window. Also, no one in modern society has a "honk if you love jesus" bumper sticker. I know this for fact, I recently visited the bible belt and drove all around its inbred towns. I saw a lot of "impeach Obama" sticks though and those horrible fishes-eating-Darwin-fishes-eating-spaghetti-monster tacky ornaments. Also, I recommend GTFO of the bible belt if you are not a white christian male.
[–]fractal7 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Actually, here in the NW you will see a lot of those stickers. They are generally on old peoples cars or maybe young fat white girls cars. They just smile as if you are agreeing with them. Nothing you can do will wipe that silly unknowing smile off.
[–]TrevorMacHall 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
rear end them, to get your point across, and destroy the sticker
[–]orthag 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Throw something through their rear window.
[–]snip3rh3ad5ho7 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Crash.
[–]AbstractMonkey 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I was going to say eat their babies, but I see someone beat me to it already.
[–]fishwithfeet 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I had a friend who posted that. What followed was an amusing discussion. Nothing lol-worthy or discussion worthy.
My response was "Road rage supercedes atheism all the time :D "
[–]awesomebbq 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I would honk. If they knew I was atheist, and they say something along the lines of 'Ha I got you!' or something, it'd just prove how immature they are.
[–]pigoin 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Hit the gas?
[–]LaughsOutOfContext 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ram that motherfucker. Ram him hard.
EDIT: Unknown homosexual innuendo is priceless and somewhat ironic.
[–]ICrimsonI 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
i live in new york, i take the fucking subway.
[–]fractal7 -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Lol, you just honk knowing you are in the right.
[–]universalmind91 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
depends, if the atheist has an aftermarket exhaust then just rev that shit
[–]DickMcCockpunch 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Rev the engine, gets the point across and you might get a race out of it.
[–]squigs 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Honk.
Since when do we let Christians tell us what to do?
[–]juvenescence 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'd still honk. Why should I have to play by their rules? I honk because the idiot won't frickin' move.
[–]hendeeze 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
its pretty simple, 2 short beeps is a sign of acknowledgement. 1 long beep, with a series of short beeps mean, GTFO my way!
[–]drunkenwaffle 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Get out and strangle the motherfucker with my intestines that I had ripped out for the occasion.
[–]bohemianmichfestie 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It hurts my brain that people can make statements like this and not see the EXACT OPPOSITE is right there in from to of them, destroying their point. It hurts my brain.
[–]Catalunya4Ever 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It's a paradox.
[–]teawreckshero 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I know a lot of atheists who respect Jesus very highly.
[–]onaccountof 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
christ
[–]PirateKerr 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
throw a biology book with the evolution chapter open at there windshiled as you drive past.
[–]Zrock365 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Well, as most atheist do, wait patiently for the idiot theist(two aren't always connected) to go.
[–]jamesonbar 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
http://www.imgur.com/zKUo7.jpg
[–]juja_is_on_top 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Huh finally something I saw on fb before reddit.. By a whole 24 hours at least.. Neat
[–]Narugami 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Why not just crash on the motherfucker? Or chuck something at his back window? Do something to damage her car
[–]Ploppy17 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Perhaps today is a good day to die.
PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!
[–]lazergator 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Sit there and fucking wait like a patient human being.
[–]PigNarwhalHybrid 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/tkqom/help_me_prepare_for_a_right_to_marriage_debate/
[–]ladyfaith[] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Oh, snap!
[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Checkmate, apparently i cannot honk and lie at the same time.
[–]trilobitemk7 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Honk some Rock 'n Roll, make sure it's blasphemous.
[–]Pointy_Haired_Boss 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Honk and flash your lights. Wait. Would that make you love Jebus even more? Goddamn it.
[–]GetsReallyButtHurt 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Hit and run Hate crime?
[–]Multisyllabic 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'd rip the sticker off. And if it sticks, I'll take some Goo-Gone to it.
[–]Nmw014 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I would continue to not give a fuck about bumper stickers and proceed to honk.
[–]live_free 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Clutch in, rev to 6 grand.
[–]asimbey 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
rear-end them hard... and maybe hit them with my car troll face
[–]asdfjkl36 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yell? i dont see how hard that is
[–]marto21 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Usually 543 cars behind me are also beeping, so I don't really have to. Furthermore, so glad people in Australia don't have them retarded bumper stickers.
[–]Spades54 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'd hit the car in the rear. :D
[–]Harrycover 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
I'd use the beam flasher, honk is for danger only :)
[–]--the--rust--belt-- 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The idiocy and logical failure in this question is so beyond me I could not even make myself believe anybody could ask this seriously.
[–]dooby181 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
honk
[–]Enrys 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
You rev your engine.
[–]Undoer 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Not honk, since that is not correct use of the horn as far as the law is concerned.
flip the guy off
[–]khamaji 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
my horn does not work i would just go around lol they never got the concept simple logic
[–]David_Bowie_Sensei 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I got two items in my glove compartment. If the air horn doesn't work, next comes the hammer.
[–]rolfsnuffles 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I wouldn't notice. Too busy eating my baby for lunch.
[–]Gidian9 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Honk anyway and shout, while shaking my fist, that I don't like Jesus
[–]AtheistCondor666 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Well chances are you wouldn't be stuck at a greenlight anyhow. So he would probably just scoff at the stupidity of the sticker and then be done with it.
[–]XAVIOR_310 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'd get out the car, go to the car in front of me, rip off the sticker and throw it away, go back in the car, and honk.
[–]Liiinx 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I wonder what a theist would do if they were stuck behind a car at a green light, but the car in front had a "Honk if you deny the existence of God" bumper sticker.
[–]prodikl 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I mean, you can't just NOT honk!
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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