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This is my leaf. There are many like it, but this one is mine. (imgur.com)

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[–]trynagetaway 37 points38 points ago

What kind of animal is it?

[–]nodnodwinkwink 91 points92 points ago

I think its a Quokka.

They roam free on an island called Rottnest island off Perth, Australia and on one other small island. I camped a few nights on Rottnest, beautiful spot. According to wikipedia theres a few on the mainland as well.

[–]Schnox 52 points53 points ago

But it's from Australia, so it can kill me, right?

[–]ratlater 46 points47 points ago

It shoots adorable poison loogies from its cuteness glands.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Here is the whole family!

[–]hotsauce911 12 points13 points ago

Guys, I think he is covering his boner. Give him some privacy and don't go around checking him out to find out what family he is from wow.

[–]i_queef_comments 0 points1 point ago

he sure is happy about that boner... guess i cant blame him

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    [–]Cdresden 1 point2 points ago

    It looks like they have ESP.

    [–]seshna 17 points18 points ago*

    rottnest is my favourite place in the world, i spend a lot of time there. it was originally called rattnest island because of these little guys, the dutch mistook them for massive, fat rats.

    years later, drunken idiots got fined thousands of dollars for creating a sport called quokka soccer. wankers.

    the quokka arms is a great place to have a beer and pat a quokka. make sure you keep your snacks in an esky, or the little buggers will find them.

    i love quokkas.

    EDIT: Some of my favourite quokka pictures from my rottnest trips 1 2 3 4

    [–]nodnodwinkwink 2 points3 points ago

    Quokka soccer? thats awful... They're such timid little things. Just can't understand some people.

    [–]seshna 3 points4 points ago

    i can. some people are fucking evil.

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      [–]Whitawolf 2 points3 points ago

      Picture number four is now my wallpaper.

      [–]inefekt 2 points3 points ago

      I think that's a stuffed toy quokka

      [–]latchee 7 points8 points ago

      When I stayed there three years ago we discovered that Quokkas sleep sitting upright, so we invented Quokka Tipping.

      As simple as it sounds, sneak up on a snoozing Quokka at about 6-7 am and slowly tip him over. The adorable confusion on their little faces is hilarious. What's more it's completely harmless for the quokka, apart from perhaps a little lost sleep.

      [–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

      Actually it was called "Rotte nest" by Willem de Vlamingh. Rottnest is a slight abbreviation. But yes, it's Dutch for "Rat's nest".

      [–]seshna 1 point2 points ago

      thank you. I was just so excited to see a quokka

      [–]brittsuzanne 2 points3 points ago

      I literally biked around the entire island of Rottness searching for Quokkas.. I never found one.. of my greatest regrets in life.

      [–]nodnodwinkwink 4 points5 points ago

      Weird, i saw them all over the island, especially where you pick up the bikes :)

      [–]Smudge777 2 points3 points ago

      I have lived in Perth for 15 years, and have never been to 'Rotto'. Do you recommend I make the trip?

      [–]wilkor[!] 0 points1 point ago

      It's great, for twenty bucks.

      Unfortunately you're looking at about 120 all things considered.

      [–]hannahalexia 0 points1 point ago

      You'd have to make it an extended stay for it to be worth its while. It's become quite expensive to get there, and isn't worth a day trip IMO.

      [–]IAmYoda 0 points1 point ago

      Get a few mates and a few more cartons of beer and it's quite alright.

      [–]brittsuzanne 0 points1 point ago

      It was awesome! I definitely recommend going!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      You can not re-purpose the one!

      [–]Imakenachosinmymouth 2 points3 points ago

      This little guy has been shittymeme'd http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyadviceanimals/comments/tk6zv/nearly_endangered_ladies_are_extra_attractive/

      [–]lonemonk 1 point2 points ago

      I saw one of those when we visited rottnest. The island trip was very cool. Some of my companions did have a problem with the fact that first aid office was closed the day we were there, despite frequent signs of 'Wear shoes at all times and Watch for Snakes' I actually like snakes (even poisonous ones), but some of my party were not so inclined.

      We also went to a place called Shark Bay. They had a swimming area... I refused to swim in a body of water that actually calls itself SHARK BAY.

      We had an awesome time in Perth. Lovely city... Hot AS HELL

      [–]goodpricefriedrice 2 points3 points ago

      You only saw ONE? DAFUQ???! I swear the minimum you can see when you go to rottnest is 742,871

      [–]femaleoninternets 1 point2 points ago

      Yes, I have been here and can confirm it is a cute little Quokka. They aren't shy and will enter the grocery store if it didn't have the anti-Quokka doors.

      [–]Aederrex 0 points1 point ago

      So that's what those q's are in Dungeon Crawl

      [–]zipl3r 0 points1 point ago

      There are none on the mainland, I can assure you. They are very cute but they can get peckish and go for your fingers sometimes; they also have diseases and aren't very safe to pet from what I know. None the less, they are very cute and fun to feed vegetable scraps to.

      [–]jonez450 0 points1 point ago

      Actually there are some on the mainland, down Albany way

      [–]zipl3r 0 points1 point ago

      Wow, I did not know that.

      [–]bmlbytes -2 points-1 points ago

      They roam free on an island called Rottnest island off Perth, Australia and on one other small island.

      In that case... FTFY

      [–]Pastor_Pasta 0 points1 point ago

      Hahahahahahah- no.

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        [–]lyons4398 0 points1 point ago

        More importantly he looks like Sam from GoT

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          [–]lukashko 21 points22 points ago

          That expression is priceless.

          [–]mamjjasond 5 points6 points ago

          Looks like he's doing an infomercial for leaves.

          [–]importantnameselectn 1 point2 points ago

          He looks like he's trying to give the crazy eyes.

          [–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

          That adorable little bastard is a Quokka.

          A native animal of Rottnest Island off the coast of Perth, Western Australia. They're tiny, but so damned cute.

          Incidentally, Quokka and Rottnest, two words that will always show up as spelling errors.

          [–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

          Quokka shows as a spelling error? That's an outrage! We need to get someone on to this.

          [–]rebelpride 64 points65 points ago

          With out me, My leaf is useless. Without my leaf, I am useless

          [–]RufiosBrotherKev 8 points9 points ago

          Who's the real hero here?

          [–]drewuke 44 points45 points ago

          Batman

          [–]red321red321 5 points6 points ago

          a squirrel's nut is always darkest before the the dawn

          [–]spik31 0 points1 point ago

          I must show my leaf true.

          [–]rebelpride 0 points1 point ago

          I respect my leaf. I respect my life. Forget the rest. Hooh!

          [–]Shitty_Watercolour 406 points407 points ago

          http://shittywatercolour.tumblr.com/post/22918175401

          [–]Biermann 34 points35 points ago*

          Looks like a stoned wookie.

          [–]ademands 33 points34 points ago

          Ewok actually.....

          [–]Biermann 9 points10 points ago

          Or some unholy hybrid, devouring stormtroopers.

          [–]c0smik 3 points4 points ago

          This is my clone trooper. There are many like it, but this one is mi-BLARGHGRAHFERGH.

          [–]TheJackalope231 0 points1 point ago

          E-wookie?

          [–]goodpricefriedrice 2 points3 points ago

          It looks like a Quokka to me http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200711/r207076_790226.jpg

          [–]Fireproofmilk 82 points83 points ago

          You're one of few users I always enjoy running into

          [–]LostChild1 22 points23 points ago

          OC 100% of the time.

          [–]Orcatype 11 points12 points ago

          Semi original

          [–]slithymonster 4 points5 points ago

          Nothing is completely original

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            [–]omni_wisdumb 16 points17 points ago

            that would make a good toast at my a wedding. This is my wife, there are many like it, but this one is mine. lol

            [–]Time314159 6 points7 points ago

            This might be my favorite ShittyWatercolour yet! So cute

            [–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 4 points5 points ago*

            This looks a little bit more like a really happy bear to me.

            [–]brittsuzanne 4 points5 points ago

            It's... it's beautiful.

            [–]Interwhat 0 points1 point ago

            Wow. I saw this post when it was around an hour old and you were one of the few comments here. I only came into the comments to find out what animal that was, but as soon as I saw you'd done a watercolour I predicted front page.

            I'm not sure if you're just good at predicting frontpage material, or if you cause frontpage material...

            [–]cutofmyjib 0 points1 point ago

            I like the colour you chose for the leaf.

            [–]meowmeister 0 points1 point ago

            Jackassesare going on and on about original content but Shittywatercolour always comes through, above the nonsense.

            [–]TheBunyipsTeacup -1 points0 points ago

            Honestly think you are getting better. You used to piss me off in the early days, and now I just love seeing you around

            [–]TwoNine -1 points0 points ago

            Worth the repost just for this.

            [–][deleted] ago

            [deleted]

            [–]Jammium 8 points9 points ago

            He spent his whole life trying to make shitty watercolours, then you just had to go and take that away from him.

            [–]smurfnuggets 121 points122 points ago

            this is a repost. there are many like it, but this one is yours.

            [–]ccm139 -2 points-1 points ago*

            Watch the movie jarhead.. Great scene about this cliche, "there are many like it"

            edit: This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

            Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L6OyGyvUtU

            [–]JakMon777 25 points26 points ago

            Actually, I'm pretty sure people are referencing Full Metal Jacket when they say that.

            [–]MrCog 8 points9 points ago

            Well they could be referencing The Marines, too.

            [–]JakMon777 17 points18 points ago

            True, but I'd wager more people have seen FMJ than have been in the marines.

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                [–]MyConscience 34 points35 points ago

                Repost Original

                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

                Also this one. It would seem like someone turned the first comment into it's very own post.

                [–]Holten 8 points9 points ago

                How to gain internet point 101

                [–]goodpricefriedrice 2 points3 points ago

                Different angle? http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200711/r207076_790226.jpg

                [–]drummer1059 0 points1 point ago

                And he gives it a horrible title. Scumbag OP

                [–]DistractedScholar 0 points1 point ago

                Also, it's stealing another person's original artistic content, which makes it all the more scummy.

                [–]marishtar 9 points10 points ago

                This is my leaf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

                My leaf is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

                My leaf, without me, is useless. Without my leaf, I am useless. I must wave my leaf true. I must wave faster than my enemy who is trying to wave at me. I must wave at him before he waves at me. I will...

                My leaf and myself know that what counts in this war is not the wind we fan, the noise of our waves, or the gusts we make. We know that it is the soft breezes that count. We will wave...

                My leaf is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its veins, its edges, its surface area of its underside. I will keep my leaf clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

                Before God, I swear this creed. My leaf and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

                So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

                [–]lupussapien 4 points5 points ago

                I flashed back to Parris Island. Thanks, bra. Fecking standing orders rumbling about in there too.

                [–]TheEternalUnrest 2 points3 points ago

                this guy could be a video game character

                [–]chemistry_teacher 2 points3 points ago

                He looks a little like Paul Giamatti.

                [–]gososer 1 point2 points ago

                Adorable Quokka! But don't touch, there's a fine

                [–]yellowcardigan 1 point2 points ago

                I had this as my desktop background for months. A redditor took it, I believe.

                [–]niqueG 1 point2 points ago

                This is my farm foods bag

                [–]donkatron5000 1 point2 points ago

                upvote for kevin bridges reference

                [–]NickCavesMoustache 1 point2 points ago

                Me and some friends did some shrooms late last year. One of the girls found a leaf and, being absolutely blown away by that particular leaf and all of its miraculous idiosyncrasies, she decided to hold onto it for the better part of 5 hours.

                We had a wonderful time.

                [–]electrichurch11 0 points1 point ago

                This is exactly what I came looking for...have an up-shroom

                [–]RugbyDickSmash 1 point2 points ago

                My girlfriend says the same thing about my penis. Edit: She never actually said that mainly because she is make believe.

                [–]RugbyDickSmash 1 point2 points ago

                But If she did we would Have GOT IT ON!! Wooo Weee!! God, I'm lonely...

                [–]accioreddit 1 point2 points ago

                haha god that is the stupidest looking animal i've ever seen. i love him.

                [–]dcsc2 1 point2 points ago

                be the leaf!

                [–]IzzGuildmage 1 point2 points ago

                Be the leaf!

                [–]machetesandsauce 0 points1 point ago

                Looked for Meelo, was not disappoint.

                [–]Bossimus 1 point2 points ago

                Got that bitch a leaf...

                [–]theirishman 1 point2 points ago

                My leaf is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

                [–]contramantra 1 point2 points ago

                For Redwall Abbey!

                [–]kabanaga 1 point2 points ago

                Full. Leafy. Foliage.

                [–]Kataq 1 point2 points ago

                Anyone else catch the Little Prince reference?

                I hereby recommend that book to everyone.

                [–]Mcelite[!] 1 point2 points ago

                OOH-RAH my furry friend.

                [–]Cavi2313 1 point2 points ago

                It took me far too long to find this photo, however:This is a photo of a trip to Rottnest where the quokka followed us around the whole time we were there and was so happy to be on the table. It ended up crawling into a handbag and well this is the end result.

                edit: formatting

                [–]sealsinmanhattan 1 point2 points ago

                Inspired :) - http://i.imgur.com/5ocgD.jpg

                [–]GroaningMonkey 1 point2 points ago

                Looks sort of like an Ewok from Star Wars.

                [–]thereandwhereagain 1 point2 points ago

                Huh, so he exists.

                [–]clawdeeuhh 1 point2 points ago

                I've been having a particularly shitty day and this made me smile. So, thank you.

                [–]jngrow 0 points1 point ago

                Huurr durr leef

                [–]zcurator 0 points1 point ago

                Leaf, Secured

                [–]vORP 0 points1 point ago

                http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Quokka_family.jpg/800px-Quokka_family.jpg

                [–]vicomtedemoulliac 0 points1 point ago

                He looks bashful to me, as if the photographer caught him off guard and he's covering himself up.

                [–]Frogonia 0 points1 point ago

                This is how I feel about bills only it is less cheery.

                [–]LePro 0 points1 point ago

                The cuteness.. It's taking over!

                [–]IsRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

                I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I ... sob

                [–]ABadSanta 0 points1 point ago

                My leaf is in the top 1% of leaves!

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                I can imagine hearing it say "Good day mate." to me.

                [–]kjetilsier 0 points1 point ago

                This is my new wallpaper. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

                [–]wellhushmypuppies 0 points1 point ago

                don't know what it is, don't care what it is or the fact that it can probably claw my face off, but i want it real bad.

                [–]Flatline_hun 0 points1 point ago

                Fuck you.

                Title rated 11/10.

                [–]whoisearth 0 points1 point ago

                We will instruct you on the many methods we know to kill a man.

                [–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

                We will instruct you 
on the many methods we 
know to kill a man.

                [–]soupz 0 points1 point ago

                That smile!!!

                [–]poss3 0 points1 point ago

                dont know why, but I immediately thought of Honedew/Simon from the Yogscast

                [–]disneyfreaksXIII 0 points1 point ago

                after seeing the pic I read the title in patrick's voice

                [–]wonko600rr 0 points1 point ago

                These little guys are so friendly. From Perth you catch a boat to the island, then rent a bike and ride around. It is full of great little beaches and spots for snorkelling. As you ride around, these little guys will hang around on the paths, waiting for food.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                You look like the kind of person who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around!

                [–]heimdal77 0 points1 point ago

                ok that wins the cuteness award...

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                He/she looks so happy! :)

                [–]chuz0 0 points1 point ago

                And its name is Charlene

                [–]AN1Guitarman 0 points1 point ago

                followed by "nom nom nom nom!!!"

                [–]rightn0w_ 0 points1 point ago

                It looks like Jean Reno

                [–]potentiallyoffensive 0 points1 point ago

                rong subreddit

                regarts uncel dolan

                [–]Orcatype 0 points1 point ago

                Oh no oh no oh no oh no

                [–]CaptCon 0 points1 point ago

                Am I the only one who read this in an Australian accent?

                [–]aletoledo 0 points1 point ago

                I don't know if I'm more sensitive to them recently, but there seems to a great deal more military posts recently.

                [–]Bill0 0 points1 point ago

                The quokka's are only a lure for the tiger snakes. Rottnest Island is full of them. Saw one about 6 feet long on there once.

                [–]All-American-Bot 0 points1 point ago

                (For our friends outside the USA... 6 feet -> 1.8 m) - Yeehaw!

                [–]WhoeverThatGuyIs 0 points1 point ago

                If Jon Lovitz were to become another animal, this would be that animal.

                [–]Coakes 0 points1 point ago

                I only know what kind of animal (Quokka) this is due to playing Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.

                [–]Shimbo88 0 points1 point ago

                Reddit has become my go-to source for wallpapers. Every time i look at my desktop I laugh, so thank you!

                [–]benny121 0 points1 point ago

                Without my leaf, i am nothing,and my leaf is nothing without me. #jarhead

                [–]CitizenErin 0 points1 point ago

                The Rifleman's Creed predates the movie Jarhead by a little over forty years.

                [–]benny121 0 points1 point ago

                sorry, i had just seen the movie and it remind me of it...

                [–]CitizenErin 0 points1 point ago

                Don't apologize, I don'tknow why I lost my shit over that. Easy, common mistake.

                [–]ecbond 0 points1 point ago

                It's funny, us humans are the exact same with objects even more useless than a leaf.

                [–]skinturtle 0 points1 point ago

                Everybody stay right where you are....I'm just going to leaf now.

                [–]ATierney 0 points1 point ago

                Looks like something nibbled his ear :o

                [–]lucw 0 points1 point ago

                I guess you could say that its turning over a very similar leaf

                [–]speckledspectacles 0 points1 point ago

                Be the leaf!

                [–]blackgrrl23 0 points1 point ago

                Bitches love leaves.

                [–]MafiamanJ15 0 points1 point ago

                I...I want it.

                [–]EroSennin78 0 points1 point ago

                If there was ever a fat retarded animal that needs to be eaten by a predator.... it's that one. :D jk I love fat retarded things, I am one of them.

                [–]Truth_is_God 0 points1 point ago

                Pretty sure he's not useless without it. No accusations, but this set off my admittedly overactive propaganda alarm as normalizing the military. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks

                [–]SarahPoe 0 points1 point ago

                Haha I love this.

                [–]anvilcatcher 0 points1 point ago

                Quokka!

                [–]young_investigator 0 points1 point ago

                The fact that this is so nearly but not quite a haiku is killing me.

                [–]kgmoome 0 points1 point ago

                holy fucking shit, this is a god damn repost. I know this for sure, since i made it one of my desktop backgrounds.

                Someone really ought to try and solve the problem of reposts.

                /fuck you if you want to reply and tell me to shut up

                [–]ashuman 0 points1 point ago

                Adorable.

                [–]HappyNacho 0 points1 point ago

                Upvote for Jarhead reference, which I watched last night for 5th time.

                [–]CitizenErin 1 point2 points ago

                That was not a Jarhead reference, it is a reference to the Rifleman's Creed...which is referenced in several movies, including Jarhead. It is usually abridged, too, which is a great annoyance.

                [–]HappyNacho 0 points1 point ago

                wow, TIL that. thanks!

                [–]CitizenErin 0 points1 point ago

                Any time. I guess I didn't have to get so uptight about it in my other comment...it's just a personal thing. We memorized that in boot camp, reciting it while holding a rifle in one outstretched arm and a kevlar or whatever in the other.

                Rah.

                [–]OnlySpoilers 0 points1 point ago

                Thanks for posting the 46th highest rated rated picture of all time from /r/itookapicture

                [–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point ago

                Set as wallpaper, sooooooo cute. :)

                Thank you.

                [–]batrobin 0 points1 point ago

                HE IS HIDING HiS BONER!

                [–]peacelise 0 points1 point ago

                "I'm gonna eats it"

                [–]bryan_sensei 0 points1 point ago

                happy little bastard.

                [–]CitizenErin 0 points1 point ago

                Okay, to anyone saying that this is a reference to Full Metal Jacket or Jarhead:

                It is a reference to The Rifleman's Creed, references to which have been made (albeit poorly) in both films. The Creed was written in the early 1940s. Full Metal Jacket was released in 1987, Jarhead in 2005.

                [–]prlol 0 points1 point ago

                what a great shot. I've been wanting to visit Perth all my life and now I have one more reason to go.

                [–]Penzilla 0 points1 point ago

                Aww... Cute Little Buddy!

                [–]Zooteo 0 points1 point ago

                Not sure if Reddit has all new users or nobody remembers this picture being posted several times before.

                [–]thecarrotdude 0 points1 point ago

                This is my downvote. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

                [–]bokbok 0 points1 point ago

                Oh is it yours?

                [–]ated9000 0 points1 point ago

                WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTON, NUMB NUTS?!

                [–]Hellozan11 0 points1 point ago

                Repost.

                [–]someguy73 0 points1 point ago

                Sorry, I think you were looking for this

                [–]daniontton 0 points1 point ago

                Youngster Joey

                [–]RubberNinja 0 points1 point ago

                Nope, it's a Quokka. They live off the coast of Western Australia on an island called Rottnest. I grew up in Perth and went there quite a bit, they're super adorable and totally not afraid of humans. :)

                [–]daniontton 1 point2 points ago

                haha, sorry i got the mistake of realising what Joey meant haha, i was making a joke about the pokemon character Youngster Joey who always states that 'this is his rattata, there are many like it, but this one is mine' haha

                [–]RubberNinja 0 points1 point ago

                Oh haha, easy misunderstanding.

                [–]daniontton 0 points1 point ago

                I agree haha, but still awesome upload

                [–]CallMeNiel 0 points1 point ago

                Wouldn't a quokka, being a marsupial still be a Joey (if it's young)?

                [–]bouncingsouls -3 points-2 points ago

                R-r-r-reeeepoooost. Even a similar fuckin title.

                [–]lishka 4 points5 points ago

                Who gives a fuck.

                [–]Anhedonique -1 points0 points ago

                Not only a repost, but also same title.

                [–]WIA16 -2 points-1 points ago

                I enjoy the Jarhead reference.

                [–]Jeff505 -1 points0 points ago

                *full metal jacket

                [–]avocategory[S] 2 points3 points ago

                *USMC

                [–]8bitstoomany 2 points3 points ago

                Yep.

                [–]WIA16 -1 points0 points ago

                I watched the movie Jarhead and that line was in it. I'm not sure if it was in full metal jacket or not. If it was then avocategory is correct in saying it is a USMC reference as both movies use them.

                [–]meanderingdrivel 2 points3 points ago

                It's the Rifleman's Creed.

                [–]WIA16 1 point2 points ago

                thank you

                [–]4chans_for_pussies 1 point2 points ago

                Full Metal Jacket is a classic, whereas Jarhead was one of the shittiest movies I've ever seen that nearly made me lose respect for anyone who served in the first Gulf War.

                [–]Jeff505 0 points1 point ago

                well, I think we learned something today.

                [–]Loyover -2 points-1 points ago

                Reminds me of this guy

                [–]antiestablishment -2 points-1 points ago

                blatant full metal jacket reference

                [–]CitizenErin 0 points1 point ago

                Nope.

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