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[–]Carrot_Bukkake 672 points673 points ago

........hello everyone.

[–]farewelltokings2 109 points110 points ago*

You have been waiting patiently in the shadows for 8 months.

[–]schplat 61 points62 points ago

Nah, this gets reposted about once a month or so..

[–]Hoobleton 9 points10 points ago

There was a novelty that posted this .gif everywhere, was that you? I stalked your comments and it doesn't look like it, but you could have deleted them all.

[–]PFworth 26 points27 points ago

Redditor for 8 months o.O

[–]toxicFork 6 points7 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MAEziUO3-w

first google result

from 2008

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[–]altoid2k4 0 points1 point ago

-_- the title is the same as the second most liked comment on the youtube page, way to go OP

[–]jesusray 3 points4 points ago

You mean someone posted something they found on the internet to an aggregator? How rude.

[–]JLHarvHarv 35 points36 points ago

I wana see the part where they cover her in ranch.

[–]Suzy_Creamcheese 14 points15 points ago

But ranch isn't vegan!

[–]Die-Nacht 42 points43 points ago

we know, it is so... naughty.

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist -1 points0 points ago

I watched the Tosh.0 segment with this clip too!

[–]MomoTheCow 81 points82 points ago

Me so corny.

[–]kikenazz 59 points60 points ago

Keep that to yourself. We really don't carrot all.

[–]martymar18 30 points31 points ago

another one of these? we need to squash it. NOW

[–]Brakepoint 36 points37 points ago

Why? It's bean way too long.

[–]GotBetterThingsToDo 44 points45 points ago

Someone artichoke you for that one.

[–]KidEh 33 points34 points ago

Really. Lettuce carry on without these silly puns.

[–]wesman212 34 points35 points ago

You never know which one will turnip next.

[–]mark636199 28 points29 points ago

You never know it doesn't seem like there is mushroom for anymore

[–]aspbergerinparadise 1 point2 points ago*

I am so sick of these pun threads. Just a bunch of people circle-jerking. Seriously, it's like 9gag is leeking.

edit: It really amuses me how many people didn't get this at all.

[–]canadianman001 36 points37 points ago

I find it rather funny. I pea myself laughing every thyme.

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

uhh.. pun threads is Reddits thing.

[–]magtis -2 points-1 points ago

These gifs make me beet off.

[–]TokinAg08 14 points15 points ago

Darn, you've all beet me to it.

[–]neverendingninja 4 points5 points ago

Olive pun threads!

[–]mr_tw 2 points3 points ago

I hear you can make a living from pun threads. You get paid celery instead of hourly

[–]neverendingninja -1 points0 points ago

Well, it's possible, but it's a budding business

[–]Shadowmaggot323 0 points1 point ago

Most of these are parsley amusing.

[–]Januwary9 16 points17 points ago

I found this difficult, but not impossible to fap to

[–]CalOmega177 19 points20 points ago

which came first? this or this?

[–]2-long-didnt-reddit 10 points11 points ago

Is carrot fetish a thing now? Rule 34 never ceases to amaze me.

[–]Sydius 4 points5 points ago

Well, with enough time and dedication you can "train" anyone to be sexually attracted to anything.. So yes, it is a thing.

[–]DisregardMyPants 1 point2 points ago

Elaborate.

[–]Hoobleton 0 points1 point ago

Just regular conditioning. If you show someone an item and get them aroused at the same time, with enough perseverance you can get them aroused just by showing them the item.

[–]Giggity0 2 points3 points ago

Well considering bunny riven came out a month ago, the gif has been here way longer.

[–]Die-Nacht 1 point2 points ago

This, since this is from 2008 and Riven (and Bunny Riven) are new-ish.

[–]redeys25 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the girl is around since last year, while the riven photo is much recent

[–]Ultimaac0 0 points1 point ago

That is the most terrifying Teemo I have ever seen.

[–]Fgame 1 point2 points ago

Unless youre playing one whos managed a full AP build.

Fucking mushrooms

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

I love when people drag things from /r/leagueoflegends to here.

[–]maxxspeed 32 points33 points ago

I think I Would classify this as NSFW anyway.

[–]limpits 0 points1 point ago

Getting some really weird looks while stuck on the festfirst frame and waiting for this thing to load.

Edit: spelling

[–]canthidecomments -4 points-3 points ago

Who are you, Bugs Bunny? You work for Warner Bros?

[–]maxxspeed 2 points3 points ago

It appears to be a simulation of two men jacking off and squirting on a woman on her knees. Only it's carrots. But still...

[–]SimilarImage 113 points114 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month sweetdick Bukacarrots?!?! /r/WTF 14 226
6 months miscer Vegan Money Shot /r/gifs 18 192
8 months FlockofSeagulls Carrots anyone?? here 47 126

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[–]myfajahas400children 89 points90 points ago

A redditor: "This is a repost"

Downvoted to hell.

A bot: "This is a repost"

"OMG thank you bot, you're so smart!"

[–]MrSteak[!] 70 points71 points ago

Thats because he sources it

[–]tyler2k 19 points20 points ago

Yep, proof is a hell of a thing. Innocent until proven guilty.

[–]joshychrist -1 points0 points ago

Yet when I do the same thing, I also get downvoted.

[–]miko9999 18 points19 points ago

Aw, come on man. I was just about to finish.

[–]oneawesomeguy 8 points9 points ago

As a vegan, I confirm.

[–]Fxckyorkcity 18 points19 points ago

i have the weirdest boner right now

[–]turkletom 2 points3 points ago

I'm disturbed in ways I cannot understand.

[–]lidlin 1 point2 points ago

Can't be weirder than a carrot.

[–]vweltin -1 points0 points ago

Then I guess it gets weirder when you see the part when he takes off his wig

[–]Razorblade_Fellatio 2 points3 points ago

That really doesn't look like a wig. Half a second of video isn't very conclusive.

[–]vweltin -1 points0 points ago*

I've seen the full clip somewhere, and while I couldn't find it in the 30 sec I took to post the comment I can assure you that if you were to find it you would see that it is indeed a gentleman wearing a wig who is having the carrots peeled onto his face. But if you don't want to take my word for it that's entirely understandable, as common sense usually dictates the whole dont-just-believe-the-things-that-dude-on-the-internet-just-said thing. cheers

[–]holywtfman 12 points13 points ago

[–]blankgabriel3 0 points1 point ago

shhhh, shoo

[–]Frohirrim 7 points8 points ago

Why am I so aroused?

[–]aceair 11 points12 points ago

Because bukkakarrot.

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[–]t3hzm4n 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps the greatest battle the world has ever known

[–]mr_tw 1 point2 points ago

Carrot cake...?

[–]crazybutnotsane 2 points3 points ago

I just oranged myself.

[–]CondescendingSean 3 points4 points ago

I thought vegans only got off on telling everyone that they're vegan?

[–]SkellyboneZ 1 point2 points ago

I'm peeling my potato to this right now...

[–]vinsite 2 points3 points ago

She has perfect form. This is not her first time doing this. Maybe with carrots, but definitely not her first time in that position.

[–]rjkdavin 6 points7 points ago

I don't know where you work, but this isn't safe for work. When in doubt nsfw!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

What if you work in porn?

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

Or the Vegetable Department down the Stop 'N Shop.

[–]jbarsh 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations, you've just been crossposted to /r/MostOriginalCommentOfTheDay

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

Wasn't meant to be original. Just playing off the fact that he asked the dumb question "I don't know where you work, but..."

Edit: I accidentally a letter.

[–]t3hzm4n 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did i just watch?!

[–]steve1186 0 points1 point ago

REDDIT PSA: I recommend not clicking that link

[–]jofutofu 0 points1 point ago

What was it?

[–]RYDIARYDIARYDIA 0 points1 point ago

That is not a board.

[–]wing3d 0 points1 point ago

If you don't to see nsfw stuff at work you probably shouldn't be on reddit at work.

[–]Winterclaw 0 points1 point ago

This is on the very edge of NSFW if at all. I'd put it under 'suggestive themes.'

[–]wackyasshole 1 point2 points ago

Totally not SFW

[–]Jerlko 1 point2 points ago

I saw this a while ago on /r/leagueoflegends

There was a LoL themed version of the gif with TF and some other guy going it on Bunny Riven.

[–]Muskafan2 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious.

[–]PowerSeductionWar 0 points1 point ago

[–]epidemic15 0 points1 point ago*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMv0Nf3WBSU

Are you going my way? On the carrot highway?

[–]meancommentredditor 0 points1 point ago

What you can't see is that bitch has a carrot in her ass.

[–]ValdikSS 0 points1 point ago

IT'S OMSK AND DRUGS TIME!

[–]Fatumsch 0 points1 point ago

Man, I've been looking for this for a ling time!

[–]lng1113 0 points1 point ago

Wth, I read that as Vegas porn. I was expecting slot machines or something.

[–]obstreperousartist 0 points1 point ago

i fucking hate the internet

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

so that's how you get to be a carrot top

[–]simplecosine 0 points1 point ago

it doesn't have to involve meat to be disgusting and kinda sad.

[–]jea15001 0 points1 point ago

I still think that your boss would wonder what the fuck you were doing if he walked by and saw a girl in that position

[–]canthidecomments 0 points1 point ago

As opposed to walking by while you surf fucking Reddit?

[–]Santorayo 0 points1 point ago

[–]Colorblind_Hero 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a healthy load!

[–]BareNakedClown 0 points1 point ago

The ending is a squirt of ranch

[–]Wikey 0 points1 point ago

You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.

[–]Solvoid 0 points1 point ago

Name of girl? Source?

[–]lostxfreakx42 0 points1 point ago

What did I just watch?

[–]bolmeteus6 0 points1 point ago

I hate waiting this long to comment because now nobody will see this sentence.

[–]YellowS2k 0 points1 point ago

I'm cucumbing!

[–]alpha120 0 points1 point ago

[–]the_kaeru 0 points1 point ago

Ick

[–]LaxeCas 0 points1 point ago

teemo likes this

[–]Thingtwos 0 points1 point ago

[–]uzih 0 points1 point ago

Wow oddly this feels so much more demeaning than usual

[–]jWalkerFTW 0 points1 point ago

Vegan sex problems: Won't swallow because it "comes from a living being"

[–]Invisible_Midget 0 points1 point ago

So old that it's been on Tosh.0

[–]testerizer -4 points-3 points ago

Hey, It's been almost a week since I've sen this! Good job for reminding me!

[–]teacoopz -2 points-1 points ago

The comments to this are hilarious.

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[–]Hazy_V -1 points0 points ago

Only if you prefer the skeletor look...

[–]wdejr -5 points-4 points ago

MYTH BUSTED

[–]SOADA 2 points3 points ago

What myth?

[–]wdejr -1 points0 points ago

see, the people in this video look like the myth busters on first glance. IMO

[–]SilkyBowner -2 points-1 points ago

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Wednesdayayay -3 points-2 points ago

much better when it was in (nsfw?ish)final flesh

http://www.amazon.com/Final-Flesh/dp/B002RFX9Y0

[–]MyOvenIsRacist -3 points-2 points ago

Didn't think vegans ate farmed carrots...