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The bigger they are, the harder they fall (i.imgur.com)

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[–]joeblough 663 points664 points ago

There is something interesting about watching a human body after the brain is shut-down...I mean, it's just gravity at work...but still funny.

[–]ooo0ooo 437 points438 points ago

It looks like he hits the guy's "Off" button.

[–]Vakinox 172 points173 points ago

"Best step back before I hit yo fail safe muda fucka!"

[–]mrdoink20 299 points300 points ago

"Ima blue screen yo ass"

[–]Kni7es 152 points153 points ago

"Red ring, black eye, bitch!"

[–]TheSecretMe 178 points179 points ago

That sounds more like a threat of prison rape.

[–]Thassodar 165 points166 points ago

Hmm...YES!

[–]imkindofimpressed 78 points79 points ago

what in fuck.

[–]secondtimeuser 25 points26 points ago

I was skeptical about clicking that link.

[–]Nate_Dogg31 1 point2 points ago

I've just become 100x times more afraid of Willem Dafoe with that single image. Damnit....

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      [–]FWS02 2 points3 points ago

      Oh damn... This killed me!! "blue screen BITCH!"

      Pheeeww.

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        [–]nick2coo 10 points11 points ago

        "That was easy!" button just got slammed

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          [–]spermracewinner 180 points181 points ago

          QUICK FACT: The fall hurts more than the punch. People often get their injuries from falling down and smashing their heads on the concrete. So if you knock someone out please have the courtesy to catch them.

          [–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

          In my last fight (in 7th grade), a kid jumped on my back in the locker room and started choking me with his arm around my neck. I was about to slam him up against the lockers, but I was worried that the locks sticking out might seriously hurt him, so I carried him twenty feet down the aisle and started slamming him against a bare concrete wall.

          [–]jonesy852 56 points57 points ago

          A good way to get a guy off of you that is choking you from behind is to gently reach behind them and grab their ass. Then slowly start massaging and spreading apart their cheeks. Works every time.

          [–]moosaveenya 17 points18 points ago

          r/shittyadvice could use a guy like you

          [–]Nadome 2 points3 points ago

          I read this 9 hours ago and I still laugh to tears every time I think about it.

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            [–]montyy123 10 points11 points ago

            Honestly the concrete probably did a lot more damage than lockers.

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              [–]tartay745 104 points105 points ago

              Doesn't that defeat the purpose of fighting?

              [–]Bored_At_Night 221 points222 points ago

              Usually fighting is just to establish who has the bigger penis. Once that's done there's no reason to continue.

              [–]Real-Life-Reddit 62 points63 points ago

              Why don't we just whip them out. Simple.

              [–]AllMyExesAreCrazy 51 points52 points ago

              Many guys are too homophobic to resort to such easy means of penis size determination.

              [–]Real-Life-Reddit 44 points45 points ago

              In that case, do it anyway. Nobodies going to fight you with your dick out.

              [–]un_loved 43 points44 points ago

              I would.

              HIT IT'S WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!

              [–]Real-Life-Reddit 28 points29 points ago

              IT JUST MAKES IT STRONGER!

              [–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

              IT JUST MAKES IT STRONGER HARDER!

              [–]AllMyExesAreCrazy 5 points6 points ago

              I've actually heard this is true, or the example used was that one guy started getting naked to fight, and the other guy bailed because he didn't want anything to do with a naked dude.

              [–]Obliviousobi 5 points6 points ago

              Charles Bronson once stripped down, coated himself with butter, and fought an entire prison block of guards. Bronson is insane.

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                    [–]chemokills 1 point2 points ago

                    That would have changed the outcome of this fight.

                    [–]kloober 1 point2 points ago

                    Usually fighting is just to establish who can convince his friends he has the bigger penis (without having to pull it out and risk being wrong about that)

                    [–]AdamBombTV 1 point2 points ago

                    Because it takes too damn long to roll it up again.

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                        [–]ProffesorBongsworth 7 points8 points ago

                        It does defeat the purpose, unless your like my cousin who's facing 20-50 years for making a guy a vegetable after he hit concrete.

                        [–]Number8 5 points6 points ago

                        Exactly. Most people in this thread dont know what theyre talking about because they've never been in a fight nevermind knocked someone out. My friend died because his head hit the concrete.

                        Hey Reddit: When you punch someone in the head and they go down, fucking catch them. It doesnt defeat the point of fighting unless the point of your fight is to seriously injure or kill the other person.

                        [–]garlicdeath 1 point2 points ago

                        I've heard about cases like that. I probably will never knock someone out in my life but after reading stories like that, I hope I remember to catch them.

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                          [–]qlz 5 points6 points ago

                          Might as well stomp the guy for good measure after he's out cold?

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                            [–]bugenhagen09 38 points39 points ago

                            I wholly advocate trying to catch someone if you've knocked them out.

                            A guy who was the year below me in school was out with some friends one night. It was pretty late, clubs winding down, people wandering the streets getting their chips, finding a taxi and what have you.

                            Three people started hitting this guy (I think it was two girls and another dude). As CCTV showed, they hit him a few times, got a few knocks to the head in, and then he hit the ground.

                            It was outside, so his head collided with either concrete or tarmac. He didn't get back up.

                            He was brought to hospital, and a couple of weeks later, just a few days after we all rang in the new year, his parents made the crushing decision to switch off his life support.

                            [–]DoYouNot 1 point2 points ago

                            Agreed. Nobody like a man-slaughter case.

                            [–]LacksRethics 1 point2 points ago

                            A guy was killed at my highschool because he got knocked down and cracked his head on the curb. Yep, some bro just decided to fight him because "he was taking too long to get his food in the drive through."

                            And that's why I'm really cautious about fighting people. I have bad enough luck where I'd accidentally kill someone, then yayyyy goodbye life!

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                              [–]medlish 33 points34 points ago

                              Humans have no safe state.

                              [–]Beakerbite 67 points68 points ago

                              No need. There's only three modes. On, off, and dead.

                              [–]ultrablastermegatron 46 points47 points ago

                              coma is safe mode.

                              [–]Beakerbite 11 points12 points ago

                              Yeah, but the operating system has terrible diagnostic tools. Fixing it can take anywhere from a few hours to a few years.

                              [–]Intolight 12 points13 points ago

                              and you lose about 70% of your hard drive.

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                                  [–]imbcmdth 22 points23 points ago

                                  Dr. Frankenstein would beg to differ.

                                  [–]beta_crater 34 points35 points ago

                                  On, off, dead, and restart?

                                  [–]GophaKyorselv 40 points41 points ago

                                  ACPI S3 Suspended Animation Mode.

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                                      [–]gaelorian 147 points148 points ago

                                      I expected less from a dude in white Capri pants

                                      [–]jabb0 16 points17 points ago

                                      Thats what the black guy said.

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                                        [–]drethedog 31 points32 points ago

                                        Video Source?

                                        [–]99TA 31 points32 points ago*

                                        Video.

                                        [–]VodkaHappens 6 points7 points ago

                                        Mirror anyone?

                                        [–]Silence_Is_Necessary 18 points19 points ago

                                        Here you go.

                                        Oh and sorry about the link to worldstarhiphop.

                                        [–]IrishWilly 15 points16 points ago

                                        Oh god those comments. They are worse than youtube.

                                        [–]Lord_Of_White_Harbor 5 points6 points ago

                                        nigga dnt try no nigga wit dreads jit yo soft ass rudebwoy

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                                            [–]STS9 37 points38 points ago

                                            Lol, fucking redditors reporting videos.

                                            [–]FeddyTaley 24 points25 points ago

                                            "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content." - I don't think I've seen this one before. That being said, I tend to stick towards "predictable and aesthetically pleasing content".

                                            [–]jonnypondwater 7 points8 points ago

                                            It's hard to tell whats happening here. I was going to call cheapshot. But now I'm second guessing. Does anyone know what language this is? Or better yet, does anyone know a backstory?

                                            [–]Kerguidou 18 points19 points ago

                                            It's in French, but I can't hear what the black guy is saying. Right before the punch, the Arab is saying "tu me prends pour un pédé ou quoi?" (You think I'm a fag or what?) and the guy holding the camera is encouraging the small arab to fight.

                                            [–]ZangTumbTumb 6 points7 points ago

                                            The arab kid repeatedly tells the black guy to leave him alone and go on about his merry way. The black guy then keeps on getting in his face and mumbles something to him (presumably a threat or a taunt). The arab kid say "what, you think I'm a fag?" as he tries to walk away again. Black guy calls him a fag, arab kid says "no you're the fag, fuck off", black guy say "no you're the fag" (pretty interesting discussion huh?) and then the arab kid says "oh yeah i'm a fag?" and clocks him.

                                            There's not really enough context, but it looks like the black guy started it and kept on pushing. Despite trying to escape and defuse the situation several times, the smaller guy was being egged on and clocked him to end the conflict.

                                            [–]Wodashit 8 points9 points ago

                                            It's in French, the white guy is being a dick telling the black dude to go away because he's a fag, the black dude tells him back that he is a fag, doesn't like it and punch him in the face.

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                                                [–]wanderinhebrew 423 points424 points ago*

                                                Kid's got one hell of a left hook.

                                                [–][deleted] 163 points164 points ago

                                                His feet weren't even on the ground.

                                                [–]SaddestClown 305 points306 points ago

                                                Found ourselves a real Lil' Mac.

                                                [–]PendingSente 10 points11 points ago

                                                Damn, that should have been the title!

                                                [–]TheBearOfBadNews 13 points14 points ago

                                                No worries, I'll repost if you guys want.

                                                [–]CocoSavege 24 points25 points ago

                                                Somebody should potatoshop in a star, grapihcs, etc, stat.

                                                It's the internets!

                                                [–]BigLlamasHouse 27 points28 points ago

                                                Hehe, potatoshop

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                                                  [–]Jfolcik 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Mario rules.

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                                                    [–]lvnshm 26 points27 points ago

                                                    It was a very quick, whole-body spasm focused to that one point.

                                                    [–]NakedTonyDanza 65 points66 points ago*

                                                    As a lifetime nerd, I've already fulfilled the requirement of taking martial arts classes with full contact mma fights. Almost without exception it's the little dudes that are the ones that give me problems. Anyone else throws a strike, you can probably deflect it at least a little. Some of those smaller guys are so damn fast you just get hit, hard, and there's no way around it. People five inches shorter than me have taken the wind out of me for minutes with a single well aimed punch.

                                                    (edit) And if you remotely resemble a bully they've encountered in the past, woe be unto thee.

                                                    [–]SerialMonogamist 96 points97 points ago*

                                                    It's also harder to protect your chin from underneath.

                                                    If a guy's trained, has decent defense and knows how to use long straight punches to establish range, he can give a little guy a hard time. But your average shit-talker on the street has no idea what his range is, or what yours is, and will walk right through straight punch-range, deep into hook and uppercut territory, while still keeping his chin up and running his mouth. It's one of life's small consolations, that so many of the guys who most deserve to get knocked out are the ones least prepared to prevent it.

                                                    EDIT: just realized that sounds like classic Internet Tough Guy. Guess I'm just a douchebag after all.

                                                    [–]Klowned 17 points18 points ago

                                                    It's okay. All confidence on the internet is perceived as arrogance.

                                                    Do not fret it.

                                                    [–]mrconty 9 points10 points ago

                                                    Ow look at mister tough guy here, acting like he understands the internet and shit.

                                                    [–]BigLlamasHouse 34 points35 points ago

                                                    Hey man, classic internet tough guy would've been you saying you would knock someone out. As it was I thoroughly enjoyed your comment. Douche. :)

                                                    establishes range

                                                    [–]SerialMonogamist 17 points18 points ago

                                                    ducks and runs from another Internet fight

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                                                      [–]deliciousmeats 2 points3 points ago

                                                      TIL, so all is well.

                                                      [–]Vayre 2 points3 points ago

                                                      Nope, just looks like am accurate summary of the difference between Random Guy and somebody with some training to me, no douchebaggery detected :)

                                                      [–]yellowlikegold 1 point2 points ago

                                                      No douchebaggery here. I think you actually summed it up pretty well.

                                                      [–]kloober 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Actually I didn't really read it that way, if it's any consolation (and Internet Tough Guys do piss me off).

                                                      [–]yellowlikegold 11 points12 points ago

                                                      Little dude boxer here. I spar regularly with a couple guys much taller than me (6'-6'3", and I'm about 5'9"). They're both trained and skilled enough to keep me at bay for the most part, but if I can get inside, I can usually at least get a couple good body shots in. The problem I have is that when I shadow box in the mirror, I get used to swinging lower and not where a taller person's chin would be. Anyway, my main thought here is that you're totally right. I've seen a couple guys even smaller than me wreck great kickboxers because they're just so quick. It's truly fascinating to watch.

                                                      [–]berriesthatburn 4 points5 points ago

                                                      little dude? you're like 4 inches taller than every boxer i've ever met :s

                                                      [–]FWS02 1 point2 points ago

                                                      You said it naked Tony Danza.

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                                                            [–]didshereallysaythat 14 points15 points ago

                                                            Did you see those muscles. The guy was a bundle of muscle and energy in a small package. That's why whenever I see somebody my size who is jacked I know not to F*** with them.

                                                            [–]YesNoMaybe 84 points85 points ago

                                                            That's why whenever I see somebody my size who is jacked I know not to F*** with them.

                                                            Just to be safe, I don't fuck with anyone ever.

                                                            [–]fjonk 43 points44 points ago

                                                            You could also try using condoms.

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                                                              [–]dakotajones 120 points121 points ago

                                                              Daaaamn! Anyone have a link to the gif of the civil litigation that followed?

                                                              [–]Drail 97 points98 points ago

                                                              Ha, I would say 95% of fights between people like this don't have cops involved afterwards.

                                                              [–]pterodactyl12 76 points77 points ago

                                                              What do you mean people like this?

                                                              [–]GonzafromNowhere 20 points21 points ago

                                                              Yes, like that

                                                              [–]hucknbid 9 points10 points ago

                                                              I'm hungry.

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                                                                [–]lod3n 28 points29 points ago

                                                                I, for one, would pay a costly monthly subscription for a series of animated gifs of legal proceedings. EA, are you listening? Big opportunity here.

                                                                [–]celestialwolf 4 points5 points ago

                                                                You and your courtroom fetish

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                                                                  [–]fuzzycuffs 89 points90 points ago

                                                                  Little Mac would be proud. Feet off the ground and everything.

                                                                  [–]trias_e 6 points7 points ago

                                                                  Came here to post this. Clearly he was charged up.

                                                                  [–]Diggrefuge1 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Little Mac vs Tyson was the first thing that came to my mind. The punch is almost the same.

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                                                                    [–]1234blahblahblah 627 points628 points ago*

                                                                    I've got a sneaking suspicion that the short guy, and his jumping friend, are the assholes.

                                                                    edit: Apparently I am mostly wrong. This is OK because I'm glad to have learned the real story behind the gif.

                                                                    [–]Hereternaldarkness 500 points501 points ago

                                                                    No, if you watch the full video, you can see the smaller guy keeps trying to walk away but the taller fellow keeps persisting.

                                                                    http://www.abrutis.com/video-embrouille+qui+se+termine+en+k+o-41323.html

                                                                    [–]Crockinator 111 points112 points ago*

                                                                    Native French speaker here.

                                                                    Friends: GO, COME ON DO ITTTTT, DO IT NAOWWW! YEAH YEAH YEAH HEADBUTT!

                                                                    Blue guy: don't break my balls, come on, GTFO I said.

                                                                    Black guy: *****

                                                                    Blue guy: Come on, move

                                                                    Annoying Friend: OOOOOOH LALAAAAAAAAA (I guess this is the French version of a fat black woman going "OOOOOH YOU DIDN'T" while rolling her head)

                                                                    Blue guy: Come on move, don't break my balls, come on, move, go away, you took me for a faggot? (Hard to translate, he says "Tu m'as pris pour un pédé?" which I translated literally in the transcript and I never had to fight with an Anglophone yet so I'm not familiar with the vocabulary used in these situations, maybe "so you think I'm a fag?!" would fit better?)

                                                                    tells jumpy annoying friend in white You've annoyed me enough, go away

                                                                    to black guy againGo away. Oh I'm a faggot?

                                                                    punches

                                                                    [–]Hellstruelight 14 points15 points ago

                                                                    thank you so much, seriously.

                                                                    [–]Amp3r 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    So it seems like the guy in blue was actually the instigator? Defending turf or some such?

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                                                                      [–]spazmodic- 91 points92 points ago

                                                                      Exactly. I counted 4 opportunities for the taller guy to back down, and he kept moving up closer and getting in the shorter guy's face.

                                                                      [–]filmfiend999 62 points63 points ago

                                                                      This should be on top. Everyone apparently thinks it's the other way around. Because there's jumping involved and the tall, black man is poorly dressed.

                                                                      [–]stevietwoslice 40 points41 points ago

                                                                      Jumping involved. God no.

                                                                      [–]Thumbz8 7 points8 points ago

                                                                      You can clearly see him jump.

                                                                      [–]oni-san 3 points4 points ago

                                                                      The bastard.

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                                                                        [–]trakam 52 points53 points ago*

                                                                        Why are you trying to establish who is responsible, you have no idea what was going on, either one could be at fault depending on the circumstances. Stop rushing to judgement and just enjoy the sudden , brutal act of violence.

                                                                        [–]dharrison21 11 points12 points ago

                                                                        Internet honesty seems to get you punished.

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                                                                          [–]katchison02 15 points16 points ago

                                                                          He tried so hard to get away without fighting that he punched him in the face.

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                                                                            [–]wisewiseimsowise 27 points28 points ago

                                                                            Original video with sound here (that's in french however) http://www.abrutis.com/video-embrouille+qui+se+termine+en+k+o-41323.html

                                                                            [–]Knuk 30 points31 points ago

                                                                            Guy in blue is saying "go away" to the black guy, not enough sound to understand what the black guy says. The blue guy is the nice one.

                                                                            [–]junwagh 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            3 years of high school french and the only phrase I recognized was "bouge de la" (it was the title of a rap video).

                                                                            [–]andyface 151 points152 points ago*

                                                                            the jumping friends are usually the biggest assholes in the whole thing. There's the pricks too scared to actually fight, cos they know they'll get beat, but happy to egg on their mates just so they can jump in and say they did something when their opponent is weak.

                                                                            I stood watching a couple of guys squaring up a while back, it was essentially one guy on another who had a few mates being him. Lot of shouting and stuff, but no punches thrown (aside from one that kicked things off in the first place). There was one twat who was trying to get stuff started and hanging around making dickhead comments and trying to get the two to actually fight. That guy shoulda got the shit kicked outta him just for being a prick.

                                                                            Anyway, random story about something that pisses me off.

                                                                            [–]AmigaAllstar 76 points77 points ago

                                                                            I work in a pub. A few weeks back there was a fight between two guys who regularly drink in there. I wasn't working, and it didn't happen in the pub, so I didn't actually see anything.

                                                                            A few days later, while I was in work, I overheard a mutual "friend" of both of theirs talking to someone about what happened. He said something along the lines of, "Yeah, they argued and that was pretty much it. Once John left, I got in Steve's ear for two hours telling him he shouldn't take that from John. I didn't stop until he went to find him. Ha ha, if it wasn't for me, there wouldn't have even been a fight."

                                                                            What the fuck? Who does that?

                                                                            [–]s0crates82 72 points73 points ago

                                                                            Wormtongue.

                                                                            [–]swooper74 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            Assholes.

                                                                            Assholes do that.

                                                                            [–]GAD604 40 points41 points ago

                                                                            I'm with you on this one. The guy who's trying to get two other people to fight because it'd be "cool" or "funny" is the one who should get jumped by the two squaring off.

                                                                            Knuckle dragging pricks.

                                                                            [–]AllTattedUpJay 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            Kind of related. When I was a kid (early high school), one of the kids I hung out with in my neighborhood was running his mouth on the school bus to some other kids. This kept going on until he started recieving threats from the kids he was running his mouth to. These kids got off at our stop and proceeded to handily kick his ass. The next day he asked why I didnt help him while he was getting beat. I just told him maybe if he wasn't running his mouth to the point of deserving it, I would have.

                                                                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Please tell me you said in these exact words, "don't let your mouth write cheques that your ass can't cash".

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                                                                              [–]InsulinDependent 1 point2 points ago

                                                                              while i agree they are probably douchebags, i prefer it when the other shitheads stay out of the fight and it doesn't degrade into a mob fight against a single dude

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                                                                                [–]Jon_Fuckin_Snow 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                Why were these 3 grown-ass men at a children's park?

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                                                                                  [–]tacticalturtleneck 97 points98 points ago*

                                                                                  I am still waiting for a bunch of kittens to come down the slide.

                                                                                  Edit: Removed the word "baby" before kittens. Sorry for the redundancy.

                                                                                  [–]TwoCatsGrinding 25 points26 points ago*

                                                                                  MAN, that would have been awesome.

                                                                                  [–]Brezzo 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                  Yeah, that would be pretty awwsome.

                                                                                  That was bad and I should feel bad.

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                                                                                    [–]germandoorman 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                    amberlamps

                                                                                    [–]Buttpoker 222 points223 points ago

                                                                                    Otherwise known as suckerpunch beats reflexes

                                                                                    [–]sapo916 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                    No way, when you are face to face with someone like this it's basically initiating a fight. If you don't want to fight a person then you argue with them outside of punching range. If you watch the video all those guys knew the fight was about being any second.

                                                                                    [–]binarypolitics 167 points168 points ago

                                                                                    Laughing at all the people crying that this is a sucker punch. You literally expect these two, with a clear size and reach difference, to step into a boxing ring and dance around each other for a few minutes so that it's a "fair fight?"

                                                                                    Real fights are not like boxing. The one who gets sucker punched is the sucker.

                                                                                    [–]uglybunny 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                    Furthermore, this isn't even a sucker punch. Both men are facing one another. The tall man reaches out to the smaller man. The smaller man reacts by punching.

                                                                                    [–]cortesoft 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                    Although maybe the bigger guy did not want and was not expecting a fight?

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                                                                                      [–]slvrbullet87 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                      Oh i am sorry i forgot you are supposed to send a notarized letter saying you plan on punching him because he is fucking with you

                                                                                      [–]unforgyvn 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                      So throwing the first punch = sucker punch, eh? lol

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                                                                                        [–]zoltecrules 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        The more i watch this the more im trying to figure out what the douchey guy with the popped collar in the back is try to accomplish.

                                                                                        [–]TheDroopy 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                        The guy in the white shirt has some kind of black disk in his hand which disappears after the black guy falls. I honestly can't figure out where it went.

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                                                                                        [–]myfeetstink 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                        Get it done and get it done quick.

                                                                                        [–]UpvoteHere 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        Saw an almost identical situation a few years ago. However, the black man had a friend who slammed the white dude (AND HIS GF) with a tire iron. Let's say, I am not a fan of street fights.

                                                                                        [–]bongstian 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                        Why is this in /r/pics ?

                                                                                        [–]Frosticus 81 points82 points ago

                                                                                        Because I guess you could say it is a series of pictures that form what some would call a "gif" thus it belongs in r/pics and not r/pic

                                                                                        [–]timofo 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                        Because so many gifs are posted here that most people have become accustomed to it.

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                                                                                          [–]recycledraptors 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                          Anyone else notice the guy galloping in the background?

                                                                                          [–]radaway 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                          Black guy knows nothing about fighting, the white guy looks trained. You can notice that the white guy goes into a disguised combat posture, when the black guy got close, with the right arm ready to protect his face and do a followup attack while the left arm is ready to deflect or attack exactly like it did from bottom to the top. When you see a punch coming from under it's already too late if your position is this bad. Disguising his combative posture was how he won it also helps that he's smaller to further make the other dude underestimate him.

                                                                                          [–]nordpol 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                          scum,

                                                                                          scum everywhere

                                                                                          [–]tunnelsnakesrule 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                          If that bicycle handle bar was an inch closer the guy could have died. Hell, he could have died just hitting the pavement. Remember that next time you're considering punching someone in the face. They might die.

                                                                                          [–]LeftLampSide 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                          In high school there was a guy who got into a fight outside of a concert and knocked someone down. The guy hit his head in a bad way, and died shortly after. I don't think he got into very much trouble, seeing as it was unintentional, but you've gotta think that something like that will haunt you the rest of your life.

                                                                                          [–]ZeMilkman 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                          Yep and I don't see an argument for self-defense here.

                                                                                          [–]cl2yp71c 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                          Internet toughguys need to live vicariously somehow.

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                                                                                            [–]dickwhistle 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                            Thanks mom. We will keep that in mind.

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                                                                                              [–]DireBaboon 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                              People acting like uncivilized animals is apparently entertainment to some people

                                                                                              [–]MetalThrashingMad 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                              You're a Dire Baboon. This should be gold to you.

                                                                                              [–]trespassingby 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                              The smaller they are, the sucker they punch

                                                                                              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                              Is that you, Glass Joe?

                                                                                              [–]Handhld 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                              This honestly reminds me of fighting a giant in skyrim.

                                                                                              [–]tuxedojacob 18 points19 points ago*

                                                                                              My girlfriend was run over by a truck during a charity event to help disabled children. Please wish her a speedy recovery.

                                                                                              [–]grandfatherbrooks 74 points75 points ago

                                                                                              Your girlfriend does give good handjobs.

                                                                                              [–]memeaddictedchick 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                              Damnit grandpa!

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                                                                                                [–]kpftw 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                ...What does that have to do with anything?

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                                                                                                  [–]nizochan 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                  He got knocked the fugg out

                                                                                                  [–]RamenNomin 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                  Two guys Capris, tight shirts, white polo. and the guy's buddy doing that "oh shit yo yea yea" multiple hop. I don't know why, but douchy ones do that weird hop when a fight goes on.

                                                                                                  [–]hipacrocdogapig 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                  YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!

                                                                                                  [–]skyclown 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  I would say cheap shot but anything goes in street altercations.

                                                                                                  [–]pegcitygeek 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                  Southpaw!!!

                                                                                                  Reminds me of a giant dying in Skyrim.

                                                                                                  [–]blackgoat9000 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                  The other guy hit him at the same time in the back of his head.

                                                                                                  [–]tb2007 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  I just noticed that, I can't tell if it actually hit or just put it his arm up.

                                                                                                  Good catch, didn't even see it the first 10 times.

                                                                                                  [–]IvanKozlov 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  He didn't make contact from what I can tell.

                                                                                                  [–]MikeWulf 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                  The little guy looks very much like the antagonist in this situation.

                                                                                                  [–]ragnaROCKER 63 points64 points ago

                                                                                                  yeah, you can totally tell by the 3 seconds of video with no sound....

                                                                                                  [–]bryntheskits 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                  http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhhZQJL8iEAW1zcKG6

                                                                                                  It's in French, the white guy is being a dick telling the black dude to go away because he's a fag, the black dude tells him back that he is a fag, doesn't like it and punch him in the face.

                                                                                                  [–]SpaizKadett 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                  Who was the audience with?

                                                                                                  [–]ezaes 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                  The audience is with the white guy.

                                                                                                  But actually, the white guy is just trying the get the black dude to get the fuck out, but the black guy is insisting. And it's not the white one who calls the black guy a faggot. The white dude just got pissed off because the black called him a faggot and punches him.

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                                                                                                      [–]dastly75 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Any more context beyond the fact that it's a "fight"?

                                                                                                      [–]Vuchetich 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      "Lemme pinch those chubby lil cheeks o' yours", "Aw shucks!"

                                                                                                      [–]GeN_SecksBobOmb 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Is it just me, or does the little guy's friend in the background make this look like those two are the real assholes?

                                                                                                      [–]parsifal 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      How to win a fight: hit first and when they don't expect it

                                                                                                      [–]cab23lol 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Those kids look like absolute douche bags.

                                                                                                      [–]MrAgoo 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Douchey Smurf

                                                                                                      [–]nomoreenslaved 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      A rough explanation/translation made by a French speaker:

                                                                                                      I just can't get the "drunken/stoned/France/wherever he's from" accent from the black guy. The off-screen voice, that sounds like it's the camera-holder's one because it's sometimes too close from the microphone, prompts two guys to fight. I don't hear it well enought to say which guy they're with. At the beginning of the video, the smaller dude keeps saying "Don'T piss me off" and "stop pissing me off". At the middle of the video he says "you think i'm a fag or what?". The black guy first says no, then says "You're a fag". The small dude says "I'm a fag?", punches the other and repeats "I'm a fag?"

                                                                                                      [–]hanzdogy 1 point2 points ago*

                                                                                                      I sort of think that the guy who circled around the back; quick tapped the tall guy right before capri threw his punch. Watch for it and see what you guys think.

                                                                                                      I have been punched by big (my brother is/was a Golden Gloves boxer) and small, and that has never happened to me. I did however take a forehead to the nose one time... that hurt.

                                                                                                      (edit) Watch just before the capri punches and you'll see it. Maybe the guy in the back, maybe his swing is just short, but he most definitly takes a swing. What do you all think?

                                                                                                      [–]wikaman1 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      What's the guy in the background holding before it randomly disappears?

                                                                                                      [–]dittydum 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      "Your capris are better?!" "Yea bitch! My capris are better"

                                                                                                      [–]coogie 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I know a suckerpunch when I see one. The big guy hadn't even touched the little guy.

                                                                                                      [–]LaTormenta 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Can someone tell me why this is in /r/pics?

                                                                                                      [–]Abstract_Logic 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Here is the source video

                                                                                                      [–]follier 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Tall guy looks just like my brother in law, little guy could pass for me. Hang on, sending this to the wife.

                                                                                                      [–]ineedtousespaces 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      The tall dude that goes down... he has some long ass arms.

                                                                                                      [–]heerus 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      If you are going to fight, at least pull up your fucking pants.

                                                                                                      [–]GhostofVincentPrice 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      The poor man was just asking for directions

                                                                                                      [–]dizzed 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      the big guy falls exactly like giants do in skyrim when you kill them

                                                                                                      [–]BossTime 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      cheap shot

                                                                                                      [–]PeL520 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Came to the comments seeking similar videos teaching me about knockouts and gravity...left disappointed

                                                                                                      [–]thebiscuit11 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      "sucker punching like a bitch"

                                                                                                      [–]TerrorAlert 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      SUCKER PUNCH!

                                                                                                      [–]PumaZ 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      <Goldberg>RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!! </Goldberg>

                                                                                                      [–]sp3nc3r57 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Sucker punch

                                                                                                      [–]dawnday9622 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Here is the original video i posted here

                                                                                                      http://www.reddit.com/r/JusticePorn/comments/tiig7/bigger_guy_picks_on_smaller_guy/

                                                                                                      [–]cdx75xmx 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      That was a total cheap shot. I hope that little shit goes to jail for assault.

                                                                                                      [–]AngryMogambo 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      To me, that looked like a sucker punch from that little capri wearing douche.

                                                                                                      [–]sufei 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Okay, redditors, for those of you who want context. First, the "white" guy isn't white... by French standards. This can in no way be transferred onto the good ol' white vs. black American style kinda mindset. I'm guessing that the guy is Arab, and probably identifies as such. Typically Arabs and Blacks are the underprivileged in French Society. To me, they look like men from the suburbs, according to their style of clothing (polos, white sweatpants...), and by the way the expression "the suburbs" in France mostly means the underprivileged areas with high residential towers, high criminality, etc. Then, the blue polo guy is a right asshole. He gets all worked up because his friends are watching and the black man called him a fag... But the black man is clearly drunk. So... nice one, asshole, knocking out some drunk guy in front of your friends is one classy act. And finally I'm pretty sure the guy behind hits the black man on the back of the head as well. So yeah. Not what it looks like, I think.

                                                                                                      [–]XDGSDHRASADGA 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Small guys have a thing about punching big guys.

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