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[–]luft-waffle 82 points83 points ago

I'm not sure if I hate this novelty account, or love it.

[–]Dsch1ngh1s_Khan 22 points23 points ago

So far I've seen 2 of his posts on front page just today.. He's a master at this.

[–]Indestructavincible 22 points23 points ago

redditor for 4 days, 31,000+ link Karma.

Holy fuck.

[–]sweatythong 0 points1 point ago

All on reposts that aren't even that old.

[–]Tinkerboots 6 points7 points ago

Go the the font page of /r/funny and see how many of the top links are his!

[–]BrandonToddCarr 10 points11 points ago

Apparently I've upvoted him 7 times already. He is a wizard.

[–]CODDE117 2 points3 points ago

Ten times over here. Holy crap man.

[–]Arbybeay 0 points1 point ago

25 here. How did I never notice.

[–]CODDE117 2 points3 points ago

But somehow I can't stop.

[–]dubz90 -1 points0 points ago

[–]LowCarbs -4 points-3 points ago*

He's upvoted all of his own posts 700 times to boost them to the front page.

EDIT: Why the downvotes? It's true: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tjo4l/lets_talk_about_this_rfunny/c4n7m31

[–]rokkitgurl 0 points1 point ago

Yea, not sure why the downvotes either... He has dozens of throwaway accounts to boost his karma... I already have had the pleasure of interacting with him on his first day... and this was mentioned...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

It's basically every reddit account generalized into one name.

[–]robojesus5000 -2 points-1 points ago

Like you but for r/trees

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've posted to trees once... I could care less for imaginary internet points

[–]ClearlyDoesntGetIt 30 points31 points ago

Nice! Try math!

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

Nice try! --Math

[–]Zeldom 2 points3 points ago

For a split second I thought it was a jaguar controller.

[–]DinoDuckROAR 1 point2 points ago

Math can't fool us! Oh wait, I guess it can.

[–]cpnHindsight 1 point2 points ago

It has an alternate mode.

[–]Moinseur_Garnier 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gigafortress 0 points1 point ago

Subtle. I like it

[–]BossOfTheGame 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, arithmetic

FTFY

[–]HelloMrThompson 1 point2 points ago

This is one of those times that the title makes the post.

[–]llamacheesecakellama 1 point2 points ago

The funny thing is, those things are a piece of shit. I work at Staples, and those were part of the Back to School promotional items. One out of ten must have been returned within a month. I was disappoint.

[–]LogicalWhiteKnight 1 point2 points ago

Office Max is selling this for competition http://i.imgur.com/N199U.jpg

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[–]Wammis 4 points5 points ago

Obama, I would be careful with the whole "BJ" thing... just ask Clinton.

[–]elpuntoes 6 points7 points ago

So most of reddit was already shit. And now, thanks to irepostoldtoplinks things are getting even worse.

Time to check /r/programming, /r/compsci and /r/engineering only.

[–]extreme_flounder 12 points13 points ago

He made this account to show that despite every time something is reposted many people haven't seen it so it gets a ton of upvotes. Every time something is reposted there is a large amount of comments consisting of only "repost!" yet somehow it gets to the front page. If you expect most stuff on the Internet to be OC you're going to have a bad time.

[–]elpuntoes 3 points4 points ago*

He's showing us that there are reposts here and they get upvotes? What a hero he is! Nobody knew that before.

[–]OPGreenback -3 points-2 points ago

He is showing us that some people have not seen the original posts.

[–]elpuntoes -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah. The thing that's not new. It's not new that some people have not seen the original posts and it's not new that some poeple will say "repost!".

[–]OPGreenback 2 points3 points ago

Indeed. Why are you complaining again?

[–]elpuntoes -1 points0 points ago

That these kind of novelty accounts are not contributing anything to reddit and, IMO, they're making it worse. But as I say, I'll stick to those specific subreddits. They don't experience that kind of retarded shit.

[–]extreme_flounder 1 point2 points ago

When you first joined most of the stuff you saw was probably reposts you had never seen before

[–]elpuntoes 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. But reposting to "prove" that reposts get upvotes or "for the lulz" (like he already said) is just stupid. At least the other people reposting something they have never seen before here don't claim ownership in the title like this guy did in other submissions or they didn't upvote more than 700 times their submissions with different accounts.

[–]rokkitgurl -1 points0 points ago

It's also bad when you have dozens of throwaway accounts just to boost your own karma numbers... OP does literally this...

[–]shoffing 0 points1 point ago

He upvotes his own links with fake accounts, defeating the purpose.

[–]rokkitgurl 1 point2 points ago

Yup.

[–]extreme_flounder 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I don't know that

[–]drunk_otter 2 points3 points ago

To enable god mode, divide by zero

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

WANT.

[–]xXIJDIXx 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the plus and minus signs should be reversed, and the CE and = buttons should be on the shoulders.

[–]topcat512 0 points1 point ago

i'm buying that right now

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

but math is fun isn't it?

[–]KuramaSutra 0 points1 point ago

Does he come back and use new titles or recycle them?

[–]Ninjoseph96 0 points1 point ago

Game sucks

[–]homestargunner 0 points1 point ago

Damn I've seen 4 top links from OP today and apparently I've upvoted him 12 times so far...how does he do it?

[–]dDavidb 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my noney

[–]orivar 0 points1 point ago

Not even once.

[–]DivineRobot 0 points1 point ago

Why would you but Minus on top? That's just so wrong.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

High expectations asian father, you want to play game now, why not calcunow?

[–]spoonybard326 0 points1 point ago

The opposite of this, useful in class.

[–]shobewaka -1 points0 points ago

Didn't laugh.

[–]yest -1 points0 points ago

If you think you are cool you are wrong.. Your nick does not allow you to shit on reddit.... Stop reposting!!

[–]Silversilent -1 points0 points ago

I think I've been on reedit too long because the last 3 posts I've looked at have been reposts

[–]XChronic -1 points0 points ago

Are you fucking kidding me. Am I the only one who remembers seeing this- oh, about 5 times already?

[–]Armestam -2 points-1 points ago

That has the worst place to put the equals and CE buttons. A calculator controller would not be a bad idea honestly, it could make me ungodly with a TI-89's functions.

[–]xLoloz -2 points-1 points ago

I've seen this like 9137581379892874982352611357 times.

[–]jwhite878 -3 points-2 points ago

I almost, ALMOST typed a comment telling you this was a repost, before I saw your name.

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[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Shut the fuck up