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GTA, why? Fuck logic, that's why. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]BobTheSCV 444 points445 points ago

That wacky New York traffic

[–]Timmage_1 108 points109 points ago

"You know you want a hot dog"........

[–]Zinfidel 130 points131 points ago

I laughed so hard at this that my stomach is cramped up.

[–]IntroductoryAluminum 66 points67 points ago

I've seen this before, and it's still ridiculously funny.

[–]lemonpjb 23 points24 points ago

Best part was when he whistled at the cab as it was flying away.

[–]dReDone 16 points17 points ago

No, the best part is when he's bouncing off walls and still somehow manages to get nailed by a car.

[–]HolodeckJizzmopper 1 point2 points ago

I had to stop eating sushi and drinking beer; things were about to get messy.

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

My problem is that I could watch this 100 times in a row and still laugh every time. I know my stomach would want to die though.

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    [–]Slapdown 52 points53 points ago

    The tags on the video are definately worth looking at

    [–]lavii 35 points36 points ago

    http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/

    [–]Burned_Kitties 1 point2 points ago

    I'm really surprised I have not come across this before on reddit

    [–]Leemp 5 points6 points ago

    definately.

    [–]boneil16 1 point2 points ago

    TIL

    [–]Slapdown 1 point2 points ago

    That word always throws me off for some reason. Always seem to get it wrong.

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      [–]em00guy 3 points4 points ago

      "how come people on bikes refuse to ride next-to the curb when there's room I-mean seriously this happened three fucking times today and-is getting ridiculous because they go so damn slow elton john"

      Amen.

      [–]Agent_Volkoff 8 points9 points ago

      you deserve many up votes for pointing that out

      [–]creaothceann 2 points3 points ago

      de finite ly

      [–]TheSecretMe 24 points25 points ago

      Every time I see that I think that must be what it's like to be a random citizen living in a Michael Bay movie.

      [–]gregisaacs 19 points20 points ago

      I love how the description of that video says: "Be sure to backup the original should you want to go back to running errands for minorities."

      [–]TrustyGuy 62 points63 points ago

      I want to make a horror movie and at the goriest, most brutal scene I would play yakety sax. People would be offended because I will have made them laugh at something horrible.

      [–]herrokan 6 points7 points ago

      why would they be offended because you made them laught at that... i dont get the whole "i am so offended " thing?

      [–]neon_overload 23 points24 points ago*

      I've seen this done well in movies before.

      It's not just about being offended. It's about the strange feeling you get when you can't help but laugh while also feeling repulsed or during what should be a "taboo" moment.

      There's the obvious parody films (Shaun of the Dead, Scary Movie, Evil Dead II, Snatch, etc) for which this is their entire premise.

      But as for real movies where this is just incidental, I guess the scene in Reservoir Dogs where he's dancing around to that music and he cuts the dude's ears off. Even elements of it in Silence of the Lambs where that "lotion in the basket" guy (Buffalo Bill) is so depraved, but he's also highly absurd to the point of ridiculousness. That could elicit an "uncomfortable laugh".

      [–]Imortallus 11 points12 points ago

      I wouldn't list Shaun of the Dead with Scary Movie.

      [–]opterionianiaco 17 points18 points ago

      When it's a list of parodies it's fine.

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        [–]fumyl 1 point2 points ago

        I think there's a word for that. It happens to me. When I hear someone died I can't help but smile. Not out of being happy, but just out of awkwardness I guess.

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            [–]neon_overload 8 points9 points ago

            Killing myself laughing at this.

            YOU KNOW YOU WANT A HOTDOG

            [–]eyebrows360 7 points8 points ago

            His second video's not much good but the third one is excellent.

            [–]floppypick 1 point2 points ago

            Well, time to go watch 28 days later again.

            [–]luminairex 8 points9 points ago

            This has to be one of the best GTA hacks I've ever seen. Of course it's set to Yakety Sax

            [–]_liminal 2 points3 points ago

            looks like normal day in NYC to me

            [–]aquajock 2 points3 points ago

            If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

            [–]Gelatinous6291 4 points5 points ago

            I can't breathe...

            [–]meistergeister 4 points5 points ago

            I like how it's the car friction that's turned down, but it's that one fat guy that does matrix-like flips in the air when he pushes him. (@1min48secs)

            [–]eyebrows360 5 points6 points ago

            That's how you can tell it's Rockstar. Awesome games, curious engines.

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              [–]TensaiKashou 2 points3 points ago

              Now I need to buy GTAIV.

              [–]scimanydoreA 1 point2 points ago

              Fuck you man, my girlfriend is not happy and all I can do is laugh! She does not get it, makes her more mad!

              [–]andrewcclay 1 point2 points ago

              On second thought, let's not go to space. Tis a silly place.

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                [–]gkardos 969 points970 points ago

                I love the cop's expression. "Hey, YOU DO NOT FUCKING RUN OVER...oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were some sort of physics ninja. Good day"

                [–]Parasite057 154 points155 points ago

                Alright, ima let ya off with a warning this time since youre upside down floating over my head...

                [–]KazMux 75 points76 points ago

                But god help you if you bump into his car..

                [–]BeenWildin 8 points9 points ago

                call the swat team

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                  [–]USMCsniper 14 points15 points ago

                  Mr. Lahey?

                  [–]chipmunkonfire 5 points6 points ago

                  The shitstorm is a coming.

                  [–]supergalactic 4 points5 points ago

                  The winds of shit are blowing.

                  [–]Eso 1 point2 points ago

                  Come on Jim, a good cop knows to cut a guy a break.

                  [–]hear_me 365 points366 points ago

                  Haha. Yeah that cop is just like FREEZE FUCKER....wha...oh fuck that.

                  [–]jettrscga 490 points491 points ago

                  I think the cop actually shoots twice and then realizes that this man has achieved something higher than us mortals and lets the man fly off to where his people need him.

                  [–]divinesleeper 107 points108 points ago

                  I can't help but wonder what people could possible be in dire need of someone who can ignore gravity on a motorcycle.

                  [–]TheSecretMe 51 points52 points ago

                  Have you played vice city? I had to jump my motorcycle from one damn rooftop to the next one in order to project a pair of titties onto the side of a skyscraper.

                  I could have used that gravity defying motorcycle.

                  [–]tasthesose 20 points21 points ago

                  In the olden days in one of my many shitty cars was a stack of porno's. People that didnt call shotgun got porn seat instead and it was their responsibility to show the old and uptight looking people lesbian porn.

                  Finally I can say that my life resembles a mission in GTA: Vice City

                  [–]Pandorus 8 points9 points ago

                  That's classic tastheose for you!

                  [–]EricTheWeirdo 10 points11 points ago

                  Protip: take the helicopter from the news building and complete the mission in that.

                  [–]Green-Daze 2 points3 points ago

                  A motorcycle seems way more pro than a helicopter imo.

                  [–]ironhulk 1 point2 points ago

                  I lold when I saw what is being projected after the mission but I wish the motorbike could fly though

                  [–]TheSecretMe 15 points16 points ago

                  Vice City's porn missions were hilarious. Flying the water plane around town dropping those smutty flyers is by far the funniest thing I've ever done in a game. It was just such an absurd situation.

                  [–]CrayolaS7 7 points8 points ago

                  That whole game was just amazing, if Vice city had been half as big as San Andreas it'd be my favourite for sure. As it is, I found the small size just a bit too limiting compared to what I could do in San Andreas.

                  [–]TheSecretMe 19 points20 points ago

                  I thought it's size was more than made up for by it's sheer sense of style. The bright colors, the music, the 80s sleaze. It was so much more fun and less harsh than the other gta's.

                  Besides the smaller size made me feel like it was really my town. I had this whole routine where I got home from school, grab my faux Harley from my mansion garage, put on V-Rock and I'd make a tour of all my property collecting the money I was due.

                  Just roaring down the streets of Vice City was a hoot. I knew my route, I knew my purpose and the rest was just V-rock and seeing what trouble I could get into.

                  [–]CrayolaS7 2 points3 points ago

                  Oh don't get me wrong, I love that too. I'd get in my Ferrari 288 (I was playing on PC, so it actually looked like one) in my Pastel suit and drive around town, gunning people down who looked at me funny, shit, it got me in trouble with the law but they couldn't keep up in their POS old Chevys, besides, I was too "coked up" to care.

                  The thing is after a while I knew my whole way around San Andreas too, and I could just get in my fighter jet and go nuts flying under bridges or fly down the hilly streets of SF on a super sport bike while pumping 90s techno. Of course every now and then I'd be back in the hood and have to load up the Low-lo with some buddies packin' AKs to defend our territory, etc.

                  Pretty much for every one character you could play in Vice City, there were three or four you could play in San Andreas. There was all that back country where you could do crazy stunts, jump off mountains, all that jazz. One of my favourite minigames was to get myself a wanted level of 3 or 4 stars and then do a cannonball run across the golden gate bridge and on to Las Venturas, whether in a car, or on a Harley, as if I were Hunter S Thompson (he has a story about something similar, being so drunk he'd stall the bike when he stopped to throw a quarter in the toll).

                  Regardless, they were both amazing games, and I have very fond memories of them. GTA III as well for that matter. Not suggesting IV wasn't good, the story was brilliant. It just didn't give me the same feeling of freedom as did San Andreas.

                  [–]NuckElBerg 1 point2 points ago

                  A-men to that. I loved both GTA: San Andreas and GTA IV, but when all missions were finished, I just got tired. Vice City on the other hand... I mean, just speeding down the streets on a bike while listening to Blondie... unbeatable.

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                    [–]MikoRiko 12 points13 points ago

                    "A low rumbling sound had broken the silence around them. It grew steadily louder as they looked up and down the street for some sign of a headlight; it swelled to a roar as they both looked up at the sky -- and a huge motorcycle fell out of the air and landed on the road in front of them." -- Hagrid's arrival in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

                    [–]Sicarius92 61 points62 points ago

                    This guy needs a sidekick. http://imgur.com/gallery/g0BFr

                    [–]-Y0- 18 points19 points ago

                    Body surf!

                    And now I'm thinking Indian version of Prototype (where they spontaneously do a song and dance routine). Curse you!

                    [–]Evanz111 7 points8 points ago

                    When GTA IV teams up with Saints Row: The Third...

                    [–]Agent_Volkoff 1 point2 points ago

                    HOLY FUCK... I don't think that game would be able to be played by pure mortals.

                    Saints Row the third is WAY over the top already

                    [–]StezzerLolz 8 points9 points ago

                    That was the first genuine laugh of the day. Thank you, 'cause I sure as hell need one at the moment.

                    [–]janol 1 point2 points ago

                    this sidekick is far more than competent. May force be with u.

                    [–]ThufirrHawat 4 points5 points ago

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1zASMPqPI

                    [–]Banzu 1 point2 points ago

                    What...have I just watched?

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                        [–]FatCat433 19 points20 points ago

                        "We'll never be able to deliver this basket of candy and medicine to those kids because of this huge gorge that separates us."

                        "Ma'am, give me the basket, I'll get it to them."

                        "I don't know if I can trust you. You ride a motorcycle."

                        "Trust me, you can trust me."

                        [–]divinesleeper 11 points12 points ago

                        Yeah, we can trust a guy who RUNS PEOPLE OVER.

                        [–]fastredb 13 points14 points ago

                        The man he ran over was planning to steal the candy and medicine from the children.

                        [–]chardrak 8 points9 points ago

                        That's how he gets his superpower. He has to run over a random passer by to enable his gravity defying powers for good.

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                          [–]hear_me 19 points20 points ago

                          haha. Sort of like a super hero. This makes me want to play gta4. Saints row 3 is great too though.

                          [–]BrothelSnatch 51 points52 points ago

                          "oh that douchebag, he's always released the next day. Why fucking bother."

                          [–]Humongous_Douchebag 12 points13 points ago

                          Because I like the chase, that's why.

                          [–]Ziroth 8 points9 points ago

                          Because you get to keep all of his guns, thats why!

                          [–]why_fist_puppies 1 point2 points ago

                          I do not want to be the guy who has to find where he keeps all dozen or so weapons on him.

                          [–]Rephlexion 4 points5 points ago

                          They're definitely all more concerned that you're breaking the laws of physics than the law of not running people over.

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                            [–]Overclock 215 points216 points ago

                            Did a back flip?

                            Acquitted of all charges!

                            [–]AnotherBlackNerd 24 points25 points ago

                            Damn loopty-loopholes!

                            [–]pinkyoshi 32 points33 points ago

                            Reminds me of skate 3

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfl33Tn0pYc

                            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

                            Skate 3 is a very realistic game.

                            [–]zoomski 5 points6 points ago

                            I laughed a lot more than i should have on the part with the yellow gate.

                            [–]davidhero 6 points7 points ago

                            The one at 6:43 deserves a GIF "deal with it", with glasses falling on his nose while he looks into the cam.

                            Anyone care to do this?

                            [–]pinkyoshi 1 point2 points ago

                            i have http://i49.tinypic.com/72yp39.gif

                            [–]Ruinga 1 point2 points ago

                            Oh jesus, I saw shit like this for the first two games and that lead me to buy them, I'm afraid I have to get the third one now too. This is fucking incredible.

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                              [–]El_Dumfuco 76 points77 points ago

                              *physics, not logic

                              [–]steelguy17 4 points5 points ago

                              One definition of logic: the system or principles of reasoning applicable to any branch of knowledge or study.

                              Checks out to me.

                              [–]goblinpiledriver 5 points6 points ago

                              Misuse of the word logic is one of my pet peeves. This is a 9gag level offense, people.

                              [–]bigsol81 1 point2 points ago

                              Well, if you want to get technical...

                              It's a computer simulation, thus technically "physics" is inaccurate. Pixels have no appreciable mass and thus the laws of physics don't apply to them.

                              Physics in games are simulated using a series of logical algorithms that determine how real-world physics are simulated. So, in essence, it's flawed logic that allows him to do that.

                              [–]goblinpiledriver 1 point2 points ago

                              I didn't want to get technical, and I highly doubt any of that went through OP's mind.

                              [–]exposito 1 point2 points ago

                              Nope, Op's logic is that game physics are perfect. That's the logic he was referring to.

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                                [–]goatworship 3 points4 points ago

                                What is the context to that?

                                [–]Sometimes_A_Wizard 2 points3 points ago

                                Car trebuchets

                                [–]dubdubdubdot 1 point2 points ago

                                Badass old guy, "Oh, look at this chum"

                                [–]kruksog 38 points39 points ago

                                2nd part would make a great abandon thread GIF.

                                [–]TFace_Falone 31 points32 points ago*

                                Made one for you

                                EDIT: Just saw someone else fixed the other gif. Oh well, enjoy an alternate text size anyway.

                                [–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 1 point2 points ago

                                Thanks :)

                                [–]nickdude77 94 points95 points ago

                                Done

                                But removing those frames in photoshop caused it to pause for a few seconds before playing. Sorry.

                                [–]kruksog 13 points14 points ago

                                Doing. God's. Work.

                                Goddamn, you rule. Thanks!

                                [–]nickdude77 6 points7 points ago

                                Sorry i couldn't fix the glitches, i'm new to this.

                                [–]ricopapi 108 points109 points ago*

                                Here, fixed it up for you!

                                (imgur seems to be derping right now. Also, for future reference, you can just delete excess frames in Photoshop)

                                [–]nickdude77 6 points7 points ago

                                I did delete them, but it insisted on playing frames 1-32 anyway, even though they didn't exist, so it just paused.

                                [–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 5 points6 points ago

                                This is great.

                                [–]wonmean 4 points5 points ago

                                Could you also make the words flash? x)

                                Good work -- thank you both!

                                [–]Glaem 29 points30 points ago

                                http://i.imgur.com/qXv1b.gif

                                Enjoy

                                [–]lord_geek 5 points6 points ago

                                You're all doing God's work.

                                (figuratively, not seriously)

                                =D I've saved this image, thanks all who've convened here to produce something so wonderful.

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                                  [–]kruksog 3 points4 points ago

                                  Number of things to be sorry for: 0.

                                  I couldn't do it period. Cheers dude.

                                  [–]jesus_was_planking 1 point2 points ago

                                  I must go,my people need me.

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                                    [–]SpaceManiac 90 points91 points ago

                                    Ocean, right? Ocean.

                                    [–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

                                    Yeah, but look out... [KABOOM!]

                                    [–]shreddinsven 3 points4 points ago

                                    All I could think of the whole time

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                                      [–]simohayha 155 points156 points ago

                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tl3mHzMJcg&feature=plcp

                                      I made this 36 second video clip of a ridiculous motorcycle jump in GTA. I want reddit to watch it so badly.

                                      [–]Watercolour 50 points51 points ago

                                      I can see the headlines now: "Man crashes motorcycle, his body is never found."

                                      [–]neon_overload 34 points35 points ago

                                      Or even more amazingly:

                                      Man crashes motorcycle, body thrown three city blocks away, survived relatively unharmed.

                                      [–]ninereeds314 39 points40 points ago

                                      Prosecuted for flying without a pilots license.

                                      [–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 1 point2 points ago

                                      That IS more amazingly.

                                      [–]jakrojan 5 points6 points ago

                                      Laughed at that more than I should.

                                      [–]jmpavlec 36 points37 points ago

                                      Looks likes you made a huge air-ror.

                                      [–]simohayha 11 points12 points ago

                                      Oh you

                                      [–]asbestos_fingers 10 points11 points ago

                                      Laddergoat!!

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                                        [–]iHave_aName 10 points11 points ago

                                        I don't know which was more impressive. The amazing flight or the fact you did it all in a fashionable suit.

                                        [–]fletcher720 13 points14 points ago

                                        Now that is some serious air...

                                        [–]simohayha 1 point2 points ago

                                        All on default settings too.

                                        [–]professoryaffle 5 points6 points ago

                                        I've seen SO MANY clips like this, yet they never ever get old

                                        [–]guekama 7 points8 points ago

                                        I wouldn't really say it's a jump. More like a launch.

                                        [–]troubleondemand 4 points5 points ago

                                        Almost 5 blocks of air!

                                        [–]Pozla 8 points9 points ago

                                        "Whoa!" Did it for me. Hahah

                                        [–]DaVincitheReptile 1 point2 points ago

                                        Yes me too. I was amazed, then he rolled along the ground and I heard "Whoa!" and laughed my ass off.

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                                          [–]SteveIzHxC 1 point2 points ago

                                          Fuck, I've never laughed so hard at a video

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                                            [–]rowanak 120 points121 points ago

                                            "I must go my people need me"

                                            [–]lolgrim 35 points36 points ago

                                            Try it with Yakety Sax playing in the background.

                                            [–]Buttersstotch18 7 points8 points ago

                                            Thank you for not calling it the "Benny Hill Theme", and calling it its proper name.

                                            [–]fapmonad 20 points21 points ago

                                            I'm pretty sure I've seen it referred to as "Yakety Sax" a lot more than "Benny Hill Theme"...

                                            [–]neon_overload 4 points5 points ago

                                            A sign of the times, I think.

                                            [–]alarumba 26 points27 points ago

                                            As a motorcyclist working in a motorcycle store, I can assure you this is actually my normal commute and nothing particularly special.

                                            [–]BluShine 18 points19 points ago

                                            As a cop patrolling the streets of New York, I can assure you that I'll point my gun at you, but then just give up when you fly away.

                                            [–]DesignDecay 4 points5 points ago

                                            So you chop your balls of and die.

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                                              [–]Kentravyon 13 points14 points ago

                                              I once died in that game by going up a pole on a motorcycle and having it fall on top of me.

                                              [–]FmMan3 10 points11 points ago

                                              You enjoyed every moment of that motorbike being on top of you, don't hide the truth Kentravyon.

                                              [–]Kentravyon 2 points3 points ago

                                              One of my least satisfying fetishes.

                                              [–]KnavishSprite 24 points25 points ago

                                              Motorcycle parkour?

                                              [–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

                                              It looked like a leather jacket, actually.

                                              [–]_Oce_ 10 points11 points ago

                                              Fuck logic? http://i.imgur.com/3tRWd.gif

                                              [–]Surtir 8 points9 points ago

                                              How dare you? That man had a family, I can just imagine now, Billy crying there, bleeding out. He was just on his way to go sign a life insurance policy, and you just cost his family the 8000$ funeral, THEY HAVE TO PAY OUT OF POCKET.

                                              [–]Immortal_Fishy 24 points25 points ago

                                              Fuck them, that jump was sick.

                                              [–]Surtir 3 points4 points ago

                                              Sick as their kids now that they have no health insurance!

                                              But really, that jump was pretty fucking awesome.

                                              [–]Ziroth 1 point2 points ago

                                              He shouldve hit his kids then too.

                                              [–]moosie_ 17 points18 points ago

                                              GTA, why? Fuck physics, that's why.

                                              FTFY

                                              [–]efil4kcablekcin 3 points4 points ago

                                              I LOVE NICKELBACK

                                              [–]war_story_guy 16 points17 points ago

                                              Needs a "Deal with it." at the end.

                                              [–]EidoIon 2 points3 points ago

                                              NOT TODAY OFFICER.

                                              [–]neon_overload 2 points3 points ago

                                              Anyone remember Camageddon?

                                              That crazy physics-defying tow truck with the robustness of an army tank, and the handling and speed of a supercar? After a few modestly-priced upgrades of course.

                                              That thing could get serious air, as in you could launch off a small ramp and fly hundreds of metres up in the air.

                                              [–]gyanos422 1 point2 points ago

                                              That game ruled. first 'racing' game I ever played, ruined any legitimate racing game for me thereafter

                                              [–]Unt0rten 2 points3 points ago

                                              I must go, my people need me!

                                              [–]mikeysof 2 points3 points ago

                                              I can't stop laughing at this.

                                              [–]steamwhistler 2 points3 points ago

                                              It upsets me that so many redditors have no idea what "logic" means, apparently.

                                              [–]GuyverII 2 points3 points ago

                                              Danny MacAskill, obviously.

                                              [–]BigClifty 2 points3 points ago

                                              This is why I still play the game from time to time. So much random shit can happen.

                                              [–]EvilClownMafia 6 points7 points ago

                                              I still say no game has physics that are better + more fun than GTA 4.

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                                              [–]11equals7 9 points10 points ago*

                                              It's just the physics engine, or rather the lack of it. Sometimes, for example when you're driving against a lamp pole or just around a fucking corner, it just decides to go absolutely bonkers.

                                              It's fun, but it can be a bit annoying. (it's better than this, though)

                                              [–]gyanos422 1 point2 points ago

                                              At 0:39 when he tries to open the door and pulls the truck on top of himself I laughed so hard in a crowded doctors office. Epic..

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                                                [–]Ziroth 1 point2 points ago

                                                Lets just.. Calm down.. Lets take the keyboard away and you need to take a nap.. Mkay? Cmon.. Lay down... Stay calm

                                                [–]uberduger 3 points4 points ago

                                                *Piqued not peaked.

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                                                  [–]Alpinestarhero 3 points4 points ago

                                                  JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

                                                  [–]Eternitras 4 points5 points ago

                                                  This looks like a garry's mod video haha.

                                                  [–]divinesleeper 1 point2 points ago

                                                  ...Hagrid?

                                                  [–]fvqu 1 point2 points ago

                                                  This is a pleasant surprise to see when you check on Reddit just after getting done beating this game for the second time.

                                                  [–]RdMrcr 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Had to

                                                  [–]e_x_i_t 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I've gotten soo used to GTA physics that when I play another sandbox game and don't go flying off into the sky when I tap into something on a motorcycle/scooter, I think something wrong. Same thing when I ram into someone, if they don't go flying into the sunset, it feels unrealistic, even tho it isn't.

                                                  [–]MFchimichanga 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Fuck da police

                                                  [–]earth2037 1 point2 points ago

                                                  GTA III. my favorite

                                                  [–]beyron 1 point2 points ago

                                                  OK reddit, we get it, video games do not mirror real life. Now can you stop posting these video game logic posts? Everyone knows video games have faults and everyone knows why, these are getting less funny and more tiresome by the minute. But then again, reddit is famous for beating a dead horse.

                                                  [–]rospaya 1 point2 points ago

                                                  This GIF perfectly illustrates GTA IV's main problem. It wants to be a serious game with a gritty look and hard storyline, but with stunts like this I miss flashy and colorful images I remember from older GTA games.

                                                  [–]wonko600rr 1 point2 points ago

                                                  The animations in that game still impress me. The way the pedestrian goes to shield himself from the bike, the way they turn, look, and drop their stuff and run off, the way they roll when you hit them. Its still amazing!

                                                  [–]roeder 1 point2 points ago

                                                  If anyone would be so lovely to create this with the text "NOPE" under, I'd be forever grateful!

                                                  [–]fireog420 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I don't like games where you play as a taxi driver the entire game

                                                  [–]Charles445 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Source "obstacles on the runway"

                                                  [–]GRat9717 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I laughed way too hard at this shit.

                                                  [–]Organs 1 point2 points ago

                                                  That put a smile on my face!

                                                  [–]cogle9469 3 points4 points ago

                                                  Dude I do that in real life all the time, I just use GTA to practice and hone my skills

                                                  [–]ryandg 0 points1 point ago

                                                  You means physics. Fuck physics.

                                                  [–]randomcluck 1 point2 points ago

                                                  "Nothing to do here."

                                                  [–]Iconate 6 points7 points ago

                                                  http://i.imgur.com/Prl2R.gif

                                                  [–]KiiLLBOT 1 point2 points ago

                                                  This ain't nothing compared to the 'Spider Bike' glitch in Saints Row 2

                                                  [–]Garbagio 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Best GTA vid I've seen yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U

                                                  [–]IamLiamNeeson 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Fuck Logic? Or fuck physics?

                                                  [–]I_fail_at_usernames 1 point2 points ago

                                                  As a motorbike rider... I can say that GTA is 100% accurate, I have done this kind of maneuver many-a-time.

                                                  [–]Goico 2 points3 points ago

                                                  I like the "To infinity, and beyond!" part.

                                                  [–]khaloisha 1 point2 points ago*

                                                  "Fuck this shit, i'm going back to Australia"

                                                  [–]M1dN1te 0 points1 point ago

                                                  HaHaHa!! I wish all the cops are like that!

                                                  [–]BendySuperTeddy 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Notice the guy carrying the shopping bag just scratches his head when he sees someone get run over but as soon as the bike drives up the pole and flies off he just completely freaks out and runs away.

                                                  [–]JamesGotALeg 0 points1 point ago

                                                  SEE YA, SUCKAAAAAaaaaaa

                                                  [–]rizbiz 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Fuck, now I need to play GTA IV.

                                                  [–]mufflinz 0 points1 point ago

                                                  What is this I don't even...

                                                  [–]pagodapagoda 0 points1 point ago

                                                  The cop's just like, "Hey, wait a second scumbag! Hands on your head! Oh wait, nevermind, carry on sir..."

                                                  [–]sarpedonx 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Should say "fuck physics"

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