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[–]asstits 74 points75 points ago

[–]dezimtox 33 points34 points ago

It's funny because she's an actress.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]DannyBiker 3 points4 points ago

Who is she ?

[–]Coloneljesus 10 points11 points ago

L. Lohan. Beore drugs.

[–]Cheezio 7 points8 points ago

Back when she was still good looking,

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 62 points63 points ago

Amateurs. Snorting coke off of felt would be a fucking nightmare.

[–]justaquestion31 15 points16 points ago

Lol. Upvote for practicality

[–]mucus 1 point2 points ago

Make me a username.

[–]truestoryrealtalk 11 points12 points ago

Poof! You're a username.

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 2 points3 points ago

MIDGET_WITH_A_SHOTGUN

[–]SlugsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

Don't be snotty about it.

[–]notfamousguy 0 points1 point ago

Amateurs. Kids do lines. Grownups do rails

[–]dendar 29 points30 points ago

The game is made up and the nosebleeds don't matter!

[–]IHopeYouStepOnALego 8 points9 points ago

Did Lily Eriksen's dad make this?

[–]B3ARFAC3KILLA 4 points5 points ago

From the person that brought you 'Diseases' and 'Slap Bet' it the newest hit sensation 'Whose line is it Anyway?' haha

[–]HybridEmblem 22 points23 points ago

sigh... these titles.

[–]fr3ddie 4 points5 points ago

LeShit

[–]Mister_Muffins -1 points0 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

What the hell, "Seems Legit" doesn't even make SENSE here.

[–]4packed 7 points8 points ago

I don't do coke. I just like the way it smells.

[–]alage21 27 points28 points ago

I snorted coke once and I got ice cubes stuck in my nose..

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

The answer, of course: Mine. They're all mine. Get away from them.

[–]Speaks_In_SongTitles 2 points3 points ago

Alright our next game will be Song titles! with Drew Barrymore, Whitney Houston, Lindsey Lohan, and our special guest Charlie Sheen!

[–]mamalovesyosocks 6 points7 points ago

Oh Colombian board games!

[–]hardcoremorning 1 point2 points ago

Let's make s'mores....

[–]alienigma 5 points6 points ago

And now we know how Charlie Sheen spent his childhood.

[–]sumone4life 1 point2 points ago

Aldrin Games Unlimited?

[–]vivvav 2 points3 points ago

Fuck your title.

[–]internetguy789 1 point2 points ago

Stupid caption

[–]cosmoceratops 0 points1 point ago

How much for a point?

[–]that057guy 0 points1 point ago

I always wish people would just ask me because I always remember. It's mine!

[–]SlugsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

I play the game so I can work harder so I can play the game so I can work harder so I can play the game so I can work harder ...

[–]DRUG_USER 0 points1 point ago

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE GAME AS A KID.

[–]floridamike 0 points1 point ago

this game was huge in Miami. Brings back great memories

[–]harry821 0 points1 point ago

MINE ALL MINE -Charlie sheen.

[–]Isunova 0 points1 point ago

seems legit

So does your downvote.

[–]Peartato59 0 points1 point ago

Downvote for overused title.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

No it doesnt seem legit asshole

[–]hardcoremorning 2 points3 points ago

NARC!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

:(

[–]limbic00 -1 points0 points ago

Great title!

[–]Molassesfatts -1 points0 points ago

Cures headaches my ass. its impossible to fap with a headache your head practically explodes.

[–]Toderico 0 points1 point ago

I think you're in the wrong thread, friend. May I direct you to what you thought you were commenting on?

[–]SirNiglet -1 points0 points ago

Shotgun second from left

[–]liquid_j -5 points-4 points ago

best part of that game is when the ninjas appear on the lawn...

[–]hardcoremorning 0 points1 point ago

Ninja please. Have you ever done cocaine?

[–]liquid_j 0 points1 point ago

yes

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[–]lngjohnslvr -2 points-1 points ago

Actually, it's EXACTLY like the game show.

[–]fistingsmallthings -2 points-1 points ago

Nigger Faggot!