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[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 52 points53 points ago

They also don't understand the difficulties of climbing out of a rhinos ass. That shit is not easy.

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[–]Gambare 15 points16 points ago

You already forgot the post about the Norwegian woman with the dildos. ThatGuyRememberMe informed everyone that virgins are tight because they're tense and everyone called him Captain Buzzkill. You need to spend time away from Reddit, son.

[–]addisonclark 0 points1 point ago

he obviously hasn't spent enough time to have missed the tutorials on saving permalinks.

[–]Vampircorn -2 points-1 points ago

Oh god! You're right! I just looked back and I get it now! Wow... I have to have other people explain jokes that I read 3 hours ago, than forgot about.. I have a shitty memory when it comes to reddit...

[–]pink_play-doh 0 points1 point ago

Reposts shouldn't be a problem for you, then.

[–]Handsonanatomist 2 points3 points ago

So you could remember him, I would assume.

[–]osciminan 44 points45 points ago

[–]Proclaim_the_Name 15 points16 points ago

I believe this is the best moment in movie history. This, or the part where he's swinging the "monopoly guy" around.

[–]DeadForTaxPurposes 4 points5 points ago

Activist, muehhh

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 0 points1 point ago

I fancy myself an autumn.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago*

Do not pass go, do not collect 200* dollars.

I also like the projector room.

[–]Radaros 0 points1 point ago

200 dollars*

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

Fine.

[–]EquinsuOcha 11 points12 points ago

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

[–]Compumerk 4 points5 points ago

the turning point

[–]NinenDahaf 9 points10 points ago

Yes I have one right here. It's bulky but I consider it a carry-on.

[–]Hellrazor236 1 point2 points ago

Peanut!

[–]BelgoCanadian 10 points11 points ago

loo-hoo-se-er

[–]marij4393 11 points12 points ago

I showed my little cousins this movie. Needless to say they loved it. Still cracks me up when my 8 year old cousin says 'allllllrighty then' to her mother.

[–]1_0 5 points6 points ago

A timeless classic. Can't wait to share this with younger generations.

[–]Hellrazor236 2 points3 points ago*

Let's do ALL the things that YOU wanna do!

[–]DmnsionalDriftr 4 points5 points ago

WAAAAAAAAAARRMMMM!!!!

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

apex of the scene.

[–]IguanadonsEverywhere 19 points20 points ago

...shit. Someone explain this please?

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 68 points69 points ago

Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) is inside of a rhino, and it is very hot. Just accept it.

[–]henryblobby 3 points4 points ago

I am 33 and was starting to feel old, so I am glad I have no idea what you are on about.

[–]AssholeInRealLife 19 points20 points ago

I am 30 and I think of the referenced scene any time one of my children plays with a toy rhino, says the word rhino, or it's hot. Also, I often get into my car on a hot summer day and say, "Kinda hot in these rhinos." (even when alone)

[–]DancingWithKafka 20 points21 points ago

Whenever I do anything that is remotely to do with fitting something into something else (parking, trying on shoes, trying to fit a penis into my anus), I always whisper to myself:

"Like a glove"

[–]AGoatOnYourDesk 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I'm driving on a slightly bumpy road with a passenger in my car, I deliberately over-exaggerate said bumpiness. Extra points if there's a car full of people next to me while I do this.

[–]AssholeInRealLife 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure your partners find that a huge turn on.

[–]mahandal -3 points-2 points ago

Hehe... penis.

[–]JustForCancer 2 points3 points ago

You may be too old for this reference...

[–]1_0 1 point2 points ago

I believe it was "warm" :D

[–]Jess_than_three 6 points7 points ago

Quick explanation: irepostoldtoplinks is an idiotic novelty account that has garnered over 22,000 link karma in 4 days by reposting old top links, per its name.

[–]jerseydevil2oo3 1 point2 points ago

Get off my lawn!

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[–]mclellac 7 points8 points ago

It's actually from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.

Here ya go

[–]Readingrainboom 5 points6 points ago

It's from Ace Ventura... Tell me, what is the speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?

[–]Dr_wachter 3 points4 points ago

That depends... Are we talking about a European or African swallow?

[–]mickeyjawn 1 point2 points ago

But does she weigh the same as a duck?

[–]Dr_wachter -1 points0 points ago

She turned me into a newt! a newt?? well... I got better.

[–]Readingrainboom 0 points1 point ago

FUCK "UNLADEN" Goddamn autocorrect

[–]kamuletoe 2 points3 points ago

Fuck that shit... I made my little ones watch this. 4 and 6. Also all the Austin Powers movies. I just turned 27 last sunday.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 4 points5 points ago

I'm seventeen, I grew up on Austin Powers and Ace Ventura.

[–]heerus 1 point2 points ago

I'm 12 and what is a Jim Carrey?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

waaaarrrrmmmmm.........

[–]Eal12333 2 points3 points ago

My 9 year old brother understands this, we watch the old VHS's all the time

[–]Kilngr 2 points3 points ago

So I got the reference, but for some reason also thought about the bronze bull...

[–]BAWLing 1 point2 points ago

and apparently they don't know how to make demotivational posters either.

[–]OptimisticSniper 7 points8 points ago

Oh god, I remember that. Surprisingly, I am part of the younger generation... and it makes me sad every time a single one of my classmates utters a single word, with a few exceptions.

[–]wooobbuffet 12 points13 points ago

Agreed. Part of the same generation. Nobody gets it when I yell "WARM!"

[–]0therWhiteMeat 2 points3 points ago

MUST. HAVE. AIR. Whenever I get into a hot car. No one ever laughs.

<- Of the aforementioned generation

[–]C-Dub1980 1 point2 points ago

You yell that too?!

[–]My_Wife_Athena 1 point2 points ago

Do you actually think you're any different than your peers?

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe -1 points0 points ago

Same here. Good parenting.

[–]Bitchpleasse 2 points3 points ago

Kinda hot in these rhinos

[–]Ceberus 1 point2 points ago

After all these years, that scene is still funny as hell.

[–]p3rf3ct_s70rm 2 points3 points ago

And just as WAAAAAAAARRRRRRMMMMM

[–]sirukin 0 points1 point ago

Bring back Ace!

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

WAAAARM!

[–]snutch2thenutch 0 points1 point ago

This is the third time this has been on the front page....I feel like reddit is running low on "nostalgic" things to post.

[–]Zeppelin887 0 points1 point ago

Alrighty then

[–]robbdoozle 0 points1 point ago

LLLLLIKE A GLOVE!

[–]maryspam 0 points1 point ago

Seriously though.. Lmao.

[–]gmonkey129 0 points1 point ago

dont mind me... im just a curious little rhino!

[–]lngjohnslvr 0 points1 point ago

B-E-A-UUUTIFUL

[–]ferrhis 0 points1 point ago

what a bunch of lahoo sahers

[–]Irish_lad 0 points1 point ago

Waaaaarrrmmmmm!

[–]Devilsdance 0 points1 point ago

Depends on what you mean by younger generation. I'm 17 and I know the reference

[–]deadskiesbro 0 points1 point ago

Ace Ventura! Man I love that movie.

[–]AGoatOnYourDesk 0 points1 point ago

The upvote counter must be broken, this is nowhere near as high as it should be

[–]lordicarus 0 points1 point ago

I think I have to re-watch these movies. I didn't fully appreciate how hilarious that was when I saw it in the theater as a nine year old. Now I'm wondering how many movies there are like that...

[–]Sheldon_Conk 0 points1 point ago

Like a glove!

[–]AtTheKevIn 0 points1 point ago

I'm sad I only have one upvote to give. I woke my roommate I was laughing so hard.

[–]brianpepinski 0 points1 point ago

"MUST HAVE AIR"

[–]RyMarquez5 0 points1 point ago

Ace Ventura.. Pet Detective

[–]tooncesdrives 4 points5 points ago

When Nature Calls

[–]RyMarquez5 2 points3 points ago

I know, but its the way he says it

[–]JCrowley2478 0 points1 point ago

I gotta watch that scene again. Hysterical!

[–]Ceberus 0 points1 point ago

I wish they would make another one.

[–]Hellrazor236 2 points3 points ago

No you don't. You may think you do, but deep down you don't.

[–]Ceberus -1 points0 points ago

no, really, I do.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

I beg to differ.

[–]Ceberus 0 points1 point ago

And I'm sure I know what I want.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago*

Yes, but is it what you're going to get?

[–]Ceberus 0 points1 point ago

huh?

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

If someone were to make an Ace Ventura 3, would it be what you expect?

[–]Ceberus 0 points1 point ago

Why do you fucking care so much?

[–]Hellrazor236 -1 points0 points ago

Because you say you want something to happen without putting any thought into it.

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[–]Thor_Odin_Son 0 points1 point ago

i don't understand what the fuck you're trying to say> problem?

[–]dubmountain -2 points-1 points ago

Great movie

[–]mawnsharks -2 points-1 points ago

Well the older generation is going to die soon.