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[–]MickeyRooneyy 326 points327 points ago

Haven't you heard of the new Avenger? Chocolate Thunder?

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

Freeze it. Enhance. You're right, it's Chocolate Thunder.

[–]Fortune417 28 points29 points ago

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

[–]Anti_Craic 5 points6 points ago

[–]Stabies 8 points9 points ago

[–]maomao2000 5 points6 points ago

Oh just give me the Goddamn thing!

[–]reeru 1 point2 points ago

that was just perfect.

[–]kinnaq 0 points1 point ago

[–]shakil314 3 points4 points ago

[–]ara_p 1 point2 points ago*

No really, for real this time: ENHANCE. (Warning, this might blow your mind.)

*edit: updated link

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That must be the most enhanced photo in all of film or television.

[–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

In the future, Siri will make mechanical noises. :)

[–]swedish0spartans 0 points1 point ago

Could you tell me who the actor is to the second man?

[–]Fortune417 0 points1 point ago

Wikipedia says Brian Cox.

[–]swedish0spartans 0 points1 point ago

Ok, thanks. Not the man I thought he was :P

[–]raynhornzxz 0 points1 point ago

for all those years i pronounced it as enchance, instead of enhance.

TIL

[–]Fortune417 1 point2 points ago

Today I changed someone's life. For the better.

TIL I'm a hero.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

I think the Chocolate Milkshake brought all the Superheroes to the yard.

[–]Thecobra117 17 points18 points ago

Fair point.....uh........well.... Niggerhitler sir........

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Hitler literally loved the niggas. Fact.

[–]surfnaked 3 points4 points ago

Oh? Go ask Jesse about that one.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Jewnicorns are subhuman. Fact.

[–]surfnaked 6 points7 points ago

Heh. No bites here.

[–]jdgrafton 2 points3 points ago

HEIL BLACKHITLER! HUZZAH!

[–]jm2721 28 points29 points ago

Chocolate Thunder keeps in shape: http://i.imgur.com/JBulc.gif

[–]MickeyRooneyy 11 points12 points ago

Frickin hawt.

[–]Schamblant 27 points28 points ago

What powers does she have (other than horizontal booty-shaking) ?

[–]Zeussbeard 25 points26 points ago

She can cause earthquakes by stomping.

[–]mach-2 2 points3 points ago

Chocolate thunder vs hulk. who wins? State your reasons.

[–]Kalmah666 17 points18 points ago

Easy... Chocolate thunder eats Hulk... literally

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Hulk gets excited, beats the crap out of his own erection.

[–]Efraing14 1 point2 points ago

Or queefing

[–]Zimbardo 0 points1 point ago

Now that's an ass-quake.

[–]MickeyRooneyy 4 points5 points ago

She devours you with one bite.

[–]BrotherSeamus 5 points6 points ago

What powers does she have (other than horizontal booty-shaking) ?

/insert punch-line to every yo-mama joke

[–]Today_is_Thursday 1 point2 points ago

The booty-shaking sends powerful waves of force against her enemies!

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

She can eat all yo lunch and still be hungray

[–]The_Mexorcist26 9 points10 points ago

This guy might want to do a little crossover

[–]TalekAetem 1 point2 points ago

So is that like...Static Shock's grandfather?

[–]frobischer 3 points4 points ago

They call her the "Flying Buttress." Once that booty gets movin' aint nothin' in the WORLD can stop it!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

**No nudity!

[–]The_Baconing 3 points4 points ago

What? You want her nude?

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

Good god, the people you meet on the Internet. Good fucking god.

[–]Kind_compliments -1 points0 points ago

I'm really drunk right now, and I just puke-laughed.

[–]Ryusko 82 points83 points ago

The real question is what would happen if Thor's hammer collided with the Unstoppable Bootay.

[–]Thor4269 29 points30 points ago

i have the answer...

boom

[–]whitedonkey 78 points79 points ago

shakalaka

[–]wesman212 4 points5 points ago

Skeet skeet skeeeeet

[–]original_user 1 point2 points ago

Answered by Thor.

[–]Musketman 23 points24 points ago

Chocolate rain

[–]Chet_The_Hippo 3 points4 points ago

Chocolate Pain

[–]IncredibleBeef 10 points11 points ago

The answer is Chocolate Thunder.

[–]GenericOnlineName 4 points5 points ago

Lots of jiggles.

[–]BrotherSeamus 4 points5 points ago

Brazzers

[–]arty8803 1 point2 points ago

Tsunamis

[–]featpete 1 point2 points ago

Not even the Hulk's strength could handle that immense energy.

[–]poolcrackers 23 points24 points ago

IT'S THE INCREDIBLE BULK

[–]fondlemeLeroy 2 points3 points ago

I prefer "The Incredibly Fat Black Woman."

[–]poolcrackers 13 points14 points ago

Well, I'm not one to comment on your sexual preferences

[–]Game25900 57 points58 points ago

Last time i open a gif while taking a drink.

[–]IncredibleBeef 4 points5 points ago

'Cept not. I made that decision many times my friend.

[–]EdotRdotJ 22 points23 points ago

Umm... Director Fury? Sir?

[–]mentions_the_obvious 25 points26 points ago

It was bring your child to work day

[–]Circuitfire -1 points0 points ago

He likes big butts and can not lie.

[–]Anti-Star 12 points13 points ago

It took a while, but I found the video.

[–]JihadBlade 1 point2 points ago

I can't imagine why I would watch that entire video. I feel like i ate too much just by watching that.

[–]thesweetbrag 9 points10 points ago

Sexy

[–]Zxccft 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, why would they show the Hulk twice?

[–]Circuitfire 20 points21 points ago

Nope, The Bulk

[–]BValen7ine 5 points6 points ago

Precious uses: Shake dat ass. It's super effective!

[–]Aldrammech 5 points6 points ago

I swear it goes faster every second or third run

[–]FapDifficultyMeter 5 points6 points ago

9

[–]oljanxspirit 0 points1 point ago

One of these things is not like the others...

[–]mknyan 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate Thunder super power: ALIGNMENT DISRUPTION!

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[–]Incongruity7 7 points8 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]thenoogler 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of the Fight Club scene about adding a single frame from a porno into movies when showing them. Thought process: Hulk, Incredible Hulk, Edward Norton, Fight Club, that scene.

[–]SenioritaRetrato 29 points30 points ago

When I clicked on this, Deadmau5's Moar Ghosts & Stuff came on my Pandora station and I watched this gif for the entire song. A+++ WOULD DO AGAIN

[–]fargin_bastiges 16 points17 points ago

For the lazy

Hmm, I can't get it to auto play. I have to press "show video." Balls.

[–]nonumbers 7 points8 points ago

I prefer Deadmau1-4

[–]isyourcattooloud 4 points5 points ago

EDM + large mammal; reminds me of this. heh

[–]Pointy130 1 point2 points ago

Why is this gif in 128bpm? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[–]Senor_Asshole -1 points0 points ago

[–]onear 2 points3 points ago

Scarlett still has clothes on.

[–]P9J0S6 4 points5 points ago

yeah, its a front view of scarlett.

[–]Something_Isnt_Right 2 points3 points ago

You rang?

[–]beatstheheat 2 points3 points ago

upvote, upvote aaand upvote

[–]angkue 2 points3 points ago

One of these things is not like the others....

[–]TroggyD 2 points3 points ago

I don't see anything wrong with this.

[–]featpete 2 points3 points ago

I would honestly pay $12 to rewatch The Avengers with her in it.

[–]orthag 5 points6 points ago

I'd pay 12 dollars to rewatch The Avengers. It was a good movie.

[–]Flash_09 2 points3 points ago

I did pay 12 dollars to rewatch it. It was worth it.

[–]wesman212 4 points5 points ago

I'd just pay $12. I don't even need the movie or a handjob or anything.

I just need you to tell me you love me, Joshua.

I need someone to love me.

I have 12 dollars.

[–]WhatIfItWereTrue 0 points1 point ago

I'd download it and pay the fbi fine with complete satisfaction.

[–]Not_The_Zombie 4 points5 points ago

Choking on a sunflower seed, thanks a lot.

[–]mavriksfan11 4 points5 points ago

But seriously though. Hawkeye is the most useless superhero I've seen in a long long long time.

[–]orthag 8 points9 points ago

He's at the peak of human conditioning, a master of multiple martial arts, a tactical genius, the best archer on earth, and a master acrobat. Nope, he's not exceptional at all.

[–]mavriksfan11 -3 points-2 points ago

So? Every superhero is at the peak of human condition and a master of martial arts.

All he has to add on to that is a bow and arrow.

[–]orthag 2 points3 points ago

That shoots explosives.

[–]mavriksfan11 -1 points0 points ago

That's just a gun.

[–]orthag 5 points6 points ago

Guns shoot bullets. Bullets do not explode.

[–]mavriksfan11 0 points1 point ago

RPGS explode.

[–]orthag 3 points4 points ago

That's a fucking rocket launcher, not a gun!

[–]mavriksfan11 -1 points0 points ago

So all that makes him is as great as a guy in the Taliban.

[–]WhatIfItWereTrue -2 points-1 points ago

A typical sports-fan response - "I don't like it, must be terrorizt"

[–]erfi 4 points5 points ago

But...he has a usb-compatible arrow for some reason! That's gotta count for something, right?

[–]a_priest_and_a_rabbi 2 points3 points ago

yea he's not even a multi-billionaire, with just that he could purchase enough lobbying power to redefine the term superhero, attach a few loopholes that extends the status of superhero to him and his economic affiliates, thus exempting him from the various tax burdens normally imposed on those of non-superhero status.

[–]Anglophilia 2 points3 points ago

I don't think they're trying to pass him (or Black Widow) off as a superhero any more than they're trying to pass Fury or Coulson off as superheroes. He's an extraordinarily adept agent of SHIELD, just like any of the exceptional members of the Avengers Initiative, and I'd say he earned his place on this mission.

[–]0sr0 3 points4 points ago

One of these things is not like the others

[–]manyballs 0 points1 point ago

One of these things is fat.

[–]Skyblacker 0 points1 point ago

One of these things is green.

[–]Zefferoth 1 point2 points ago

Well she wants someone to avenge her.

[–]SirHenryMorgan 1 point2 points ago

Who would have thought The Blob would become an Avenger?

[–]rkriscastillo428 1 point2 points ago

Yeah! There is something a bit weird! The Hulk looks different

[–]joculator 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I always though Hawkeye didn't belong.

[–]Afigan 1 point2 points ago

it seems that pic is faster every time

[–]14mal02 1 point2 points ago

It's Hawkeye! So what you can shoot arrows?!? XD

[–]chuckieace 1 point2 points ago

One of these kids is not like the others.

[–]SlapDaBase 1 point2 points ago

She makes a better Avenger than hawkeye...

[–]bLa07 1 point2 points ago

Tell her to suit up!

[–]Punkwasher 3 points4 points ago*

"But let’s do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod. A super soldier, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins and YOU, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them."

"I have an army!"

"We have... DAT ASS?"

"AWWWW YEAH!!!"

[–]vertigo1083 22 points23 points ago*

You royally fucked this up.

Such potential. Such fail.

edit: and /facepalm to your edit.

[–]Punkwasher 9 points10 points ago

I didn't know how to end it!!!

[–]BValen7ine 3 points4 points ago

So close...

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

Puny god.

[–]Niotex 0 points1 point ago

This synced up perfectly to the beat of the music I was listening to. Couldn't help but let it loop for a good while.

[–]has_a_box 0 points1 point ago

one of these things is not like the other

[–]Gemsnake 0 points1 point ago

Director's cut

[–]AffableJack 0 points1 point ago

Lemonade all over my keyboard. Shit.

[–]RageMorePlz 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realise Snorlax became a part of the team.

[–]ZeissContarex 0 points1 point ago

That's like the visual version of the beginning of Money by Pink Floyd.

[–]deltrois 0 points1 point ago

Wait, who is the one with the bow?

[–]Zio143 0 points1 point ago

Seems like DC's Aquaman is sending his whale to help. As a distraction.

[–]jonasperrin 0 points1 point ago

The hulk, followed by the hulks poop.

[–]genambition 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a video of her doing some sort of ridiculous dance video to "Rack City" It was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I just can't find the video on youtube anymore. I believe she has her own channel that she updates frequently. Can anyone help me out? I'd love to see that again.

[–]genambition 0 points1 point ago

I think it was the same girl, but it wasn't the video I was looking for. However, the video I was looking for was in the sidebar, so thank you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v09_ezUa-Q&feature=related

[–]Kash87 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]unbeliever87 0 points1 point ago

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong.

[–]seeteethree 0 points1 point ago

Looks like super power to me.

[–]FeelLikeANathan 0 points1 point ago

When you see it.....

[–]lolawlol 0 points1 point ago

Can someone slow this down for me?

[–]Schindog 0 points1 point ago

that one clip of the incredible bulk is lower res than the clips of the others.. what gives?

[–]rwhop 0 points1 point ago

Yes it should.

[–]SingleWhiteFemale 0 points1 point ago

I see nothing wrong with this subliminal advertisement...

[–]The_tittilator 0 points1 point ago

There's two hulks!!

[–]merrickx 0 points1 point ago

I chuckled at first, but I've been laughing hysterically for the last few minutes... how the fuck does a thought process develop in order to create this?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well, where is it?

[–]Andynym 0 points1 point ago

You know you saw it!

[–]Madasterd 0 points1 point ago

I feel like its zooming in slightly everytime

[–]HotCrockets 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have this .GIF without the girl? It'd be badass just to have.

[–]nubzore 0 points1 point ago

Seems fine to me..

[–]Oraln 0 points1 point ago

Dangit! You can't just show me Scarlet Johansson right before that! I can't switch from attracted to horrified fast enough and then I'm not reset for attracted again when it comes back around!

[–]stonedlogic 0 points1 point ago

I laughed each time

[–]rakki9999111 0 points1 point ago

One of these things is not like the other :L

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

GURL, DATS A BOOTY HOLE

[–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the lights don't come on when Iron Man's face comes down.

[–]69Jack_Black69 0 points1 point ago

I sense a disturbance in the force..

[–]Make_me_laugh_please -2 points-1 points ago

That's nasty.

[–]caffinatedpikachu -1 points0 points ago

Oh sweet mother of fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[–]justvalent -1 points0 points ago

Lol

[–]OmarLittleLives -1 points0 points ago

Agreed. WHY IS BLACK WIDOW THERE???? Does she bring anything to the Avengers?