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[–]sevag1 9 points10 points ago

Redditors don't take walks! Blasphemy!

[–]chisoph 0 points1 point ago

Damn, beat me to it.

[–]Chachoregard -1 points0 points ago

I take my dog for walkies.

Well, he takes me for walkies and pisses on every fence corner until he's spritzing piss.

[–]Keepoffgrass 5 points6 points ago

[–]octopolis 21 points22 points ago

I tried to walk our cat once and it started to chase a squirrel and they ran up a tree and the cat hung itself.

Tl;dr I'm a dog person now.

[–]SODA_IN_MY_PUSSY 16 points17 points ago

Damn.

[–]THE_BANANA_PALADIN 5 points6 points ago

..the fuck?

[–]Felosial 0 points1 point ago

Cats should have harnesses when put on a leash, not just a collar.

[–]Nahc4 4 points5 points ago

Does anyone have the original without the text?

[–]Nahc4 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, good sir.

[–]crippletoytl 2 points3 points ago

[–]immski 4 points5 points ago

[–]knirefnel 2 points3 points ago

[–]redhousebythebog 1 point2 points ago

I thought the Cat Herder was just a myth.

[–]harrywhite1 1 point2 points ago

The exclamation point kills it for me.

[–]Mrmojoman0 0 points1 point ago

"This is catfucker territory!"

[–]Danthetroll 0 points1 point ago

I see nothing abnormal here.

[–]OsirisGodoftheDead 0 points1 point ago

You must be new here. Redditors don't go for walks.

[–]1andonlymatt 0 points1 point ago

I read that in this voice, made it that much better.

[–]DuzellKitty 0 points1 point ago

Funny story, I was just walking my cat.

[–]callmesnake13 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have the original version of this image? It's much funnier without the text overlay.

[–]gman1401 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Zahlhedren336 0 points1 point ago

If it were really a typical redditor, he would have found every cat in a box or a burning building or a sewer pipe or something just moments ago.

[–]oopsIpoppedit 0 points1 point ago

Is that Carlo from the Godfather?

[–]I_CATS 0 points1 point ago

I love this guy!

[–]orivar 0 points1 point ago

What's with the cat segregation? Like, they're all just good cats man...

[–]Blix3r 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Anthony Bourdain.

[–]RageMorePlz 0 points1 point ago

"You jelly of the mad pussy I get bruh?"

[–]dylantrevor -1 points0 points ago

You don't WALK cats. Cats do what cats want.

[–]BlindWillieBrown -1 points0 points ago

HALLO, does anybody have a link to the original image!? Thanks guys! Wanna put it on a tshirt. HYUP

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[–]dulcislol -1 points0 points ago

You don't belong here

[–]Klaus_Strongbutt -4 points-3 points ago

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CAT YOU PUSSY

[–]Spytie 0 points1 point ago

He mad, bruh

walks away briskly, whilst carrying cat

[–]ComePoopAtMyHouse -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of him.