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[–]newman_justin40 86 points87 points ago

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http://www.kinektdesign.com/product-gear-ring.php

[–]GeoAsher 14 points15 points ago

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Got mine on Ebay for under $30.

[–]sickcunt69 6 points7 points ago

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link?

[–]GeoAsher 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like the guy I bought it from no longer sells them. I'll look into it though.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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The guy who sold them on eBay for $30 illegally stole the design and was having them manufactured in Hong Kong. The guy selling them for $165 sued him because he owns the patent.

[–]GeoAsher 8 points9 points ago

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That solves that then.

[–]sickcunt69 0 points1 point ago

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ahk sweet. cheers man

[–]JDN87[!] 2 points3 points ago

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First thing I did was go to eBay to find a knock off :(

I have spin ring as my wedding ring, also good for fiddling with, and there are heaps of designs on eBay.

[–]geekygrl10 0 points1 point ago

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These were the cheap fakes. There was a Federal lawsuit on this since the item is patented.

[–]Ghostfnfa 0 points1 point ago

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Can u send the Link?

[–]geekygrl10 0 points1 point ago

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It was removed. Patent violation.

[–]tonterias 19 points20 points ago

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Kind of expensive :\

[–]I_fail_at_memes 35 points36 points ago

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For fidgeter like myself- worth every penny.

[–]Nightmaru 7 points8 points ago

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They need a better hand model...

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. oh shi- 165 dollars? gtfo.

[–]SharkAids 120 points121 points ago

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I had one of these. I took it off to wash my hands at a bar and then forgot it. Biggest mistake of my life...

[–]Marley_S 51 points52 points ago

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Did you ever have a problem with finger hairs getting caught in the gears?

[–]pogopunkxiii 24 points25 points ago

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I too have one and it hasn't been a problem for me, though I don't have very much hair on my fingers.

[–]lord_skittles 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah.. "hmm yeah wait a minute finger hairs? wtf how much of a wookie do you have to be to have that problem?"

[–]johnylaw 31 points32 points ago

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I have hairy toes and fingers. My feet are like a Hobbits.

[–]EatFreshMotherfucker 10 points11 points ago

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It's not really a problem, some people just happen to have hair on their fingers between their big knuckle and second knuckle.

[–]shelldog 11 points12 points ago

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I have hair on the 2nd knuckle segments, too. Is this not normal?

[–]Bonzooy 13 points14 points ago

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This is a recessive trait. I have it as well.

[–]emlgsh 22 points23 points ago

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If by "recessive trait" you mean "symptom of lycanthropy" then you are correct.

I recommend chaining yourself up in the basement every full moon.

[–]hugsnjugs -1 points0 points ago

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Unless you look like This

Then it's cool, you can come out.

[–]goyk 6 points7 points ago

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I like when they get burned off

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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Latent werewolf.

[–]ToulouseMaster 1 point2 points ago

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or latin werewolf

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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coolfact, hair on your fingers/toes is actually a recessive trait but its super common in the population.

the more you know.jpg

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't have hair on my fingers because I don't wash my hands properly when I jack off and end up picking off the dried up cum.

[–]SharkAids 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah it happened occasionally but mostly when I was doing stupid things like blasting it with compressed air, which actually was pretty cool.

[–]what_the_crap 1 point2 points ago

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Since I lost my actual wedding ring, I've used this as a replacement. Never had hair caught in the gears, never gets dirty or clogged, and it's excellent quality. I have to sit through some long, boring meetings and it never fails to keep me amused. Also makes an excellent conversation piece.

[–]mrpunchy 2 points3 points ago

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How about pubic hair?

[–]surfnaked 21 points22 points ago

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If your dick fits in that; you have bigger problems than getting pubes caught in it.

[–]attackemu 22 points23 points ago

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Well, smaller problems maybe. :'/

[–]worksomewonder 3 points4 points ago

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I wear a size 18 so its not that bad of a problem :D

[–]surfnaked 2 points3 points ago

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That, my friend, is a big ass ring.

[–]mrpunchy 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ I wasn't thinking of that! Not a cock ring. I was saying if you stick your hand down your pants, it might get caught in pube hair.

[–]KabelGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Finger hairs?

[–]DrRocksoo 30 points31 points ago

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I am wearing one right now. My wife got it for me as my wedding ring (married two weeks ago).

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[–]septchouettes 5 points6 points ago

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As long as the metal is a durable one and you keep it clean (and you love it, of course), it really doesn't matter how much you spend. Besides, men's rings are usually so plain, they don't often cost much. Tungsten bands have become really popular the past few years and can be bought for $40 or less.

[–]CallMeJase 5 points6 points ago

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It seems like the gears would get scummed up after a while.

[–]syriquez 11 points12 points ago

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You could, always, you know, like, maybe, clean it.

Then again, the number of male redditors that are adamant about not washing their hands after using the bathroom kind of explains this already.

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[–]Foochoski 1 point2 points ago

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I just use the papertowels I use to dry my hands to open the door (most faucets are automatic now)

[–]justincorrect -1 points0 points ago

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Wat.

Link to these assholes?

[–]GeneralButtNaked2012 0 points1 point ago

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'I don't piss on my hands and my girlfriend puts it IN HER MOUTH so I think I'll be ok touching it every once in a while.'

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 3 points4 points ago

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Fresh urine is in fact sterile and not dangerous at all. Unless you have an infection. Feces is a completely different story though.

[–]syriquez -1 points0 points ago

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Problem is that the one I was going to link to has since deleted his post.

It was a response to an AskReddit query about day-to-day things that people don't do, in which the OP opened by saying they don't make their bed. Enough people railed against the guy saying he doesn't wash his hands that I guess he got tired of angry red envelopes.

There have been others but the most recent one I remember was someone trolling by using that poster's exact "argument".

[–]andrewsmith1986 33 points34 points ago

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Only 165$

[–]SharkAids 15 points16 points ago

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I got mine from a /r/shutupandtakemymoney link to a bootleg ebay site. Only 25 USD.

[–]bingram 9 points10 points ago

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good quality?

[–]SharkAids 16 points17 points ago

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Excellent quality, the gears were stiff at first but they broke in quick. A coworker got one, and thought the gears where held on by screws and tried to loosen one only to find out that they are riveted on and broke the gear.

[–]Pyotr_Parker 13 points14 points ago

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care to share where? i want one, but not $165 want one...

[–]SharkAids 7 points8 points ago

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Its no longer there. Its a shame, I really want another one.

[–]Pyotr_Parker 2 points3 points ago

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damn. thats too bad.

[–]Stuff-and-Things 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you for this! The second part, actually.

I got one when it popped up on suatmm as well, and I've always wondered if they were actually screwed on, in case they go too loose for my liking. Now I know definitely not to do that! Kudos

[–]Pants_R_Overatd 0 points1 point ago

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That poor bastard

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 2 points3 points ago

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The website says it's patented, so you probably got a fake one. But I agree, 165 for a piece of stainless steel is steep.

[–]geekygrl10 1 point2 points ago

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That ebay posting was removed and person was also sued since the item is patented.

[–]anonslore112 0 points1 point ago

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How can you know if such a site is safe?

[–]SharkAids 1 point2 points ago

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It was on ebay with positive reviews and redditors vouched for its credibility. But it was definitely counterfeit.

[–]Mmm_Creepers 59 points60 points ago

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It's cool, but not $165 cool.

It also sucks that it doesn't at least come in half sizes, only flat sizes 5-20.

[–]zdiggler 25 points26 points ago

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Way cooler than any Gold or one of those clear hard rocks.

[–]SharkAids 5 points6 points ago

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It's a really wide ring so you want a bigger size anyway.

[–]Rustyuf 14 points15 points ago

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I plan on getting this as my wedding band. My girlfriend of 3 years thinks it would be awesome.

[–]btech1138 14 points15 points ago

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As someone who bought it a while back...be prepared to never stop playing with it.

[–]unundead 9 points10 points ago

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its also a bit bulky

[–]wynn1313 0 points1 point ago

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it is a little bulkier than your average ring, but you get used to it pretty fast. I wouldn't recommend wearing it with any intense activity, or something that requires you to clench your fingers together, but other than that it doesn't bother me :)

[–]Amablue 0 points1 point ago

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That's my one reservation... I would buy one in a heartbeat if they had one that was just a bit sleeker. And if they had an option for other precious metals to use I would definitely get one for my wedding band.

[–]Rustyuf 0 points1 point ago

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I figured that would be true. I already have similar nervous ticks.

[–]tk_ink 9 points10 points ago

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This is what I have for my wedding band. I absolutely love it!

[–]justincorrect 9 points10 points ago

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I just showed my fiancee, and her only qualm with it was finding a match for her. What does your wife wear?

[–]protasha 5 points6 points ago

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This. Do tell!

My fiance and I are buying rings and I would love to get something like this. The problem is that I don't want a masculine ring and I fear that this might look ridiculous on a female.

[–]JDN87[!] 1 point2 points ago

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My husband and I have these Looks great on both of us.

[–]tk_ink 0 points1 point ago

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She wanted a more traditional style ring. So we really don't match. http://i.imgur.com/mliY6.jpg

[–]Stop_Sign 15 points16 points ago

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Shut up and take my money.

That's really cool

[–]I_fail_at_memes 11 points12 points ago

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I love mine so much, I'm replying to every comment in this thread. Company is awesome, too. Sent me a new ring after I lost weight.

[–]emcee70 2 points3 points ago

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Can you imagine getting your foreskin caught in that?

[–]shifty1776 9 points10 points ago

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And the first time you take a piss it'll get caught in your pubic hair. Have fun with that!

[–]starthirteen 34 points35 points ago

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I probably wouldn't wear it on my penis.

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[–]rem87062597 1 point2 points ago

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I took this way more existentially than I probably should have.

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while i can respect someone who uses the no hands technique it really isnt suitable for average everyday pissing

[–]SnickycrowJayC 21 points22 points ago

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What pubic hair?

[–]cdcformatc 2 points3 points ago

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You make a habit of stroking your pubes when you piss?

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 2 points3 points ago

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I just read that as public hair and was utterly confused.

[–]mtheoryx 3 points4 points ago

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The world probably is pretty confusing when you can't read.

[–]MamaGrr 2 points3 points ago

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I need one of these! I spin my rings around when I'm bored/nervous/watching tv. This would be so much more entertaining.

[–]AKadamAK 2 points3 points ago

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I wish this gif was smoother :(

[–]netino 0 points1 point ago

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He almost made a complete loop. =(

[–]Pinbenterjamin 4 points5 points ago

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I actually bought this a while ago for myself. (I can post pictures if you really need proof).

It's a really nice ring, the only think you may want to account for before buying it, is the thickness from inside to out. It's a lot beefier than most rings. Other than that, it's beautiful.

[–]bob69er 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, I wouldn't mind seeing a photo of this while on. I'm looking at getting one as a graduation present to myself!

Also what finger do you wear it on? I have never been a man to wear a ring but I would like to.

[–]BezziVelinov 3 points4 points ago

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DO WANT

[–]Macz 1 point2 points ago

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Never wear it to the beach

[–]HybridCue 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect thing to channel your nervousness into!

[–]I_fail_at_memes 1 point2 points ago

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I have this ring...best EVER.

[–]atheistunicycle 1 point2 points ago

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Just finished masters in Mechanical Engineering, I told myself I'd buy this for myself after I finished.

[–]Foochoski 1 point2 points ago

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congrats!

[–]WhaIDontEven 1 point2 points ago

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"Cog ring," you say?

[–]Little-Red 1 point2 points ago

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I have one. I bought my friend an iPod touch for her birthday and so she felt the need to get me something as expensive, I told her no. She got it for me anyways. It's the best ring ever.

[–]jaderbot 1 point2 points ago

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I have this! Its amazing and wonderful and perfect! I suggest anyone interested to get one. My boyfriend got it for me for Christmas last year and it was one of the best presents I have ever gotten.

[–]Zazuisalion 1 point2 points ago

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I just got one of these for my boyfriend! It's so cool.

[–]MsAdventure 1 point2 points ago

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My boyfriend gave me this exact ring. He's pretty awesome! :)

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 1 point2 points ago

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I have this. I never take it off as it is waterproof. Same with my watch. Anyway, I get a lot of compliments on it. It's a badass ring.

[–]HankVatican 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be scared to fap while wearing one of these.

[–]GelfJulie 0 points1 point ago

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I need this. Sell it to me

[–]Dirge37 0 points1 point ago

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Zetta awesome ring

[–]Metalhead62 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god... My ADD is showing...

[–]theryko 0 points1 point ago

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As a mechanical engineer I have really wanted this ring for a long time but it's kinda spendy.

[–]ZorglubDK 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't it be possible to machine one?

[–]jmster109 0 points1 point ago

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I want one so badly

[–]bigDean636 0 points1 point ago

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My precious repost

[–]DeadmanDexter 0 points1 point ago

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Very cool.

[–]Peach_Muffin 0 points1 point ago

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I would play with this until it broke.

[–]geekygrl10 0 points1 point ago

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it comes with a lifetime warranty. if it breaks, mail it back to Kinekt Design and they will take care of it with proof of purchase.

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is a shut up and take my money moment

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 0 points1 point ago

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Like people need another distraction to reduce productivity.

Ok, that's actually pretty cool though.

[–]wombatcreasy 0 points1 point ago

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I once lost this inside of a 4 chan hooker, I hear she keeps perfect time now.

[–]Ebonhawk 0 points1 point ago

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As a machinist, I very much want to make one of these. SolidWorks, here I come...

[–]wynn1313 0 points1 point ago

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I have this ring. It's great, though over time I just unconsciously fidgeted with it. Needless to say, the gear turning sound eventually got on a lot of peoples' nerves. (but not mine)

[–]Nage 0 points1 point ago

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can someone give me a list of items i could pick up from a home depot to make one of these?

[–]TheBonBonKing 0 points1 point ago

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this ring can be found somewhere in the depths of: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

[–]HarryTheDirtyDog 0 points1 point ago

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I would never stop fidgeting with that if I had one. Ever.

[–]UultravioletOne 0 points1 point ago

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I need one of these!

[–]BeondTheGrave 0 points1 point ago

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How many times is that ring gunna pinch your finger before you realize that thats a bad idea.

[–]Ceefax81 0 points1 point ago

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I've got one of these, walk around with it on my middle finger, spinning it with the thumb of the same hand so wherever I go it sounds like I'm playing a tiny tambourine.

[–]CaptainTeaBag24I7 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh, i have one of these... I just don't know how to make a gif :(

[–]Leaves16 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gettig this for my boyfriend on our two year :D

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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I want one so fucking bad.

[–]geekygrl10 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.kinektdesign.com/product-gear-ring.php

[–]drslg -1 points0 points ago

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this redefines the phrase "Grinds my gears"

[–]robotjesus 3 points4 points ago

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How?

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[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.kinektdesign.com/product-gear-ring.php

[–]sethamphetamine 0 points1 point ago

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Your repost!

[–]cyniclawl -1 points0 points ago

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you should post this in r/shutupandtakemymoney

[–]wynn1313 1 point2 points ago

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it has made the front page of that subreddit numerous times already. that's how i first found out about it :)

[–]moosho -1 points0 points ago

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  • lubeeee*-+