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[–]powermojomojo 164 points165 points ago

Tiger! Where is your tail!!!

[–]LadyEclectic 25 points26 points ago

No wonder he is scared he lost his damn tail!

[–]wildeforwomen 24 points25 points ago

Obviously a bird took it.

[–]dthunder 11 points12 points ago

[–]AJM77 -5 points-4 points ago

Probably this tiger and its father were jittery from constant beatings in captivity.

Aren't zoos fun?

[–]skwig 5 points6 points ago

Pure speculation, animals get spooked too. And we all know how zookeepers study for years and wait for a job in a competitive market so they can flog the animals, right?

[–]Rohm 0 points1 point ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 19 points20 points ago

This was the first thing that came to mind.

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[–]njorb 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. It's the Chinese Frére Jacques.

[–]KingofCraigland 8 points9 points ago

Somebody caught the tiger by the tail...but then he got away.

[–]chimmi 9 points10 points ago

That's the only reason why I came onto this thread. WHERE DID IT'S TAIL GO???

[–]bmw120k 2 points3 points ago

seriously tho...no one has answered...WHY IS THERE NO TAIL!!?>

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

They use their tails to balance. I know the bird spooked him, but I'm sure he would have been able to stay on his feet if he had his tail! Poor tiger is handicapped.

[–]mrcheese43 -3 points-2 points ago

Some dick heads go to the vet to cut off cat and dog tails because they think their pet looks better without it.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

My kitty doesn't have a tail because he's a Manx and he was born that way. Maybe it's a Manx tiger!!

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks for the clarify.

[–]sweetdreamers -5 points-4 points ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you stole my idea!!

[–]Yosoff 7 points8 points ago

I'd be scared of birds after one of them ate my tail too.

[–]kourogi -1 points0 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

[–]killgoretrout 5 points6 points ago

Tigers are just big cats

[–]theBMB 8 points9 points ago

What a pussy

[–]somebodyshootme 1 point2 points ago

I came here just to confirm there is a post stating what a pussy that tiger is.

[–]andrewsmith1986 65 points66 points ago

[–]IamLiamNeeson 20 points21 points ago

I can't stop laughing, I've never seen that before, oh god.

[–]IamLiamNeeson 17 points18 points ago

I'm ready, let's go!

[–]Strahz 12 points13 points ago

Hold on there cowboy. You need to find your daughter first.

[–]WilsonHanks 8 points9 points ago

And help bring clean water to the capital wasteland.

[–]Strahz 6 points7 points ago

Not to mention your wolf-fighting appointment tomorrow afternoon, I had to reschedule your meeting with Darth Maul to fit that in.

[–]IamLiamNeeson 5 points6 points ago

I would have had this all scheduled, but my old secretary was a wolf. I had to kill her. You are now appointed as my new secretary. Dress slutty.

EDIT: Darth Maul don't want it.

[–]Beanbaker 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the Aperture Science "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" It's the perfect time to have her tested.

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

Almost certain he was being sarcastic.

[–]IamLiamNeeson 0 points1 point ago

I really wasn't lol. I was laughing my ass off.

Every time the cat says the fuck is this, I laugh. I'm even giggling like a girl right now thinking about seeing it. FUCK I'm pathetic..

[–]g33kch1c 1 point2 points ago

Nor have I! My husband is sleeping, cuddling me and my whole body is shaking because that shit is hilarious.

[–]Squatso 1 point2 points ago

I'm just now realizing my cat always does that as well. Whatever it's doing it might occasionally pause and look around as if it forgot what it was just in the middle of doing.

[–]marketinequality 5 points6 points ago

He's like a big kitty cat!

[–]bobbitt87 4 points5 points ago

It walked on my pillow!

[–]SimilarImage 28 points29 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month captainbawls DAFUQ here 251 1350
1 month bnj7146 Da hell was that?!? /r/gifs 23 327
6 months sonofgiants Big pussy /r/gifs 42 563

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

So, what you are saying is that this image has a pretty high karma count per post? If I reposted this in a few months, I could get a few hundred upvotes?

Thanks bot!

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[–]x3r0h0ur 15 points16 points ago

I believe this is an automated response.

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 11 points12 points ago

I believe you are correct.

This is an automated response

[–]RageMorePlz 5 points6 points ago

HAHA some idiot actually replied to an automated message.

[–]Toniqx 5 points6 points ago

Uhm. that's a, oh... nevermind.

[–]onemoreclick 2 points3 points ago

Dude, you calm down.

[–]MiracleBlades 5 points6 points ago

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]_saya_ 2 points3 points ago

just too adorable!.

[–]DDani 1 point2 points ago

Just watched that about 15 times laughing so hard. Reminds me of my cat. He spooks easily too.

[–]icanhazazngrl 1 point2 points ago

[–]Riverdaughter 1 point2 points ago

I love the little "tail" twitch at the end.

[–]DaJoe86 1 point2 points ago

You know, everyone has comments about the tiger, but no one seems to notice, that is one ballsy bird right there!

[–]worldnewsftw 0 points1 point ago

troll bird latest victim.

[–]theonomatopoeia 1 point2 points ago

Like a human getting scared by a bee.

[–]hi_kthxbai 1 point2 points ago

Welp, the link certainly delivers what the title promises...

[–]fido5150 1 point2 points ago

It looks to me like the bird is actually yanking out bits of fur, probably for nesting.

I watched a blue jay do this to my cat for the better part of an hour one day, and my cat just about jumped out of its skin every time, just like the tiger did.

[–]Riley_Coyote 1 point2 points ago

That tiger doesn't have a tail

[–]rems 0 points1 point ago

I saw that gif a while back and just realized that the tiger was missing it.

[–]KilianaNightwolf 0 points1 point ago

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[–]Hondo22 12 points13 points ago

You put the punchline in the title!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its a repost

[–]Ryuksapple 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing the author of the post downvoted you, but I agree with your frustration. The art of the joke has been lost on reddit.

[–]Ayjlm 1 point2 points ago

What a scaredy cat!

[–]fFatality 0 points1 point ago

This is just like Humans and Spiders.

[–]Kamchack 0 points1 point ago

"I'm sorry, were you laughing at me attacking that cat? I couldn't hear it over the sound of my brass balls banging together."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love how it moves exactly like any household cat, but is so much more powerful.

[–]cutbre0987 0 points1 point ago

manly man.

[–]fcurcouch 0 points1 point ago

"I am a elegant bitch..O M FUCKING G!!!!...damn nature...you scary"

[–]bbdesigncof 0 points1 point ago

The only thing I could think of was this...

[–]Oakley-Guy15 0 points1 point ago

"Hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmm WHOAHOLYSHIT!... Whatttt the fuck?!"

[–]Dwnvtngthdmms 0 points1 point ago

When he was little he probably had a birdy bully, and for a split second he forgot he was king of the jungle.

[–]RogerBoris 0 points1 point ago

just shows how traumatized and unused to nature they are, just sad imo

[–]Beaumont21 0 points1 point ago

Nemo touched the butt!

[–]doismellbacon 0 points1 point ago

"yeah you better run, wasn't even scared"

[–]dannykaya 0 points1 point ago

"What the fuck was that?!" In a Katt Williams voice. It's totally necessary, trust me.

[–]Snowkaul 0 points1 point ago

This is what I do when bugs hit me in the face

[–]tempuro 0 points1 point ago

Cowardly lion my ass!

[–]dont_shit_urknickers 0 points1 point ago

Tiger: dayum bitch what the fuck! Shit keep flying you don't want none.

[–]weagle11 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming you're new to the internet have just discovered this. Otherwise, gtfo

[–]MrMathamagician 0 points1 point ago

DAE read this as Tigger? (T-I-double-g-rrrr) (I think it was the capital T that did it)

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point ago

I think any one else would have said "MOTHER FUCKER" and hit the dirt, too.

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

Not his proudest moment I'm guessing.

[–]iamasociopath22 0 points1 point ago

"i dare you to touch the tiger bill!"

[–]fvcvxdxfc 0 points1 point ago

Birds are scary. Its a true fact.

[–]Evil_Bonsai 0 points1 point ago

May be a tiger, but it's still a cat.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Tiger Woods on a golf course being attacked by seagulls. Disappointed.

[–]quartritetopanazium 0 points1 point ago

pussy

[–]Sentinull 0 points1 point ago

Bird! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil!...

[–]Boots4 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was going to be about Tiger Woods. Still satisfied

[–]alone_in_the_dark 0 points1 point ago

Does the lack of her tail affect her balance?

[–]Jojopolo 0 points1 point ago

"Heh, I'm the toughest! No one is tougher than me, I'm the besOH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! I'M NOT TOUGH! I'M NOT TOUGH! ...(is he gone??) Heh, yeah, the toughest."

[–]huckstah 0 points1 point ago

CAPTION:

"Son of a....alright you try that one more time"

[–]WhatNowization -1 points0 points ago

I'm the shi- HOLY FUUUU IMA EAT YEWWW!!!

[–]gssunil -2 points-1 points ago

Olddd

[–]oliveboomer -3 points-2 points ago

Reposted a million times.. But I give it an upvote every time. Love this gif.