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[–]RGBthe4 445 points446 points ago

At first, I wasn't going to poke it. I decided to poke it anyways at the perfect time. Upvote just for the magic that just occurred

[–]psifi 103 points104 points ago

I had to poke it a third time just to make sure it wasn't somehow actually activated by me touching the screen.

[–]RGBthe4 34 points35 points ago

Trust me, I did the same thing. Kinda ruined how awesome I was feeling after I felt as if I had controlled the non-touch screen by poking it. :/

[–]Platypus_agm 27 points28 points ago

I was on my phone, so I poked it 8 times before I realized it wasn't me.

[–]cricketpants 19 points20 points ago

you poke slowly and rhythmically

[–]SonicSlice 16 points17 points ago

you poke slowly and rhythmically

That's what she said…

Alright, I'm an adult again.

[–]SaltyBabe 4 points5 points ago

Also on my phone, did it twice, assumed it wasn't comparable.

[–]RGBthe4 2 points3 points ago

That would've driven me crazy haha

[–]timleftwich 1 point2 points ago

I did it three times just for the fun of it after the 6 it took me to figure it out. Squealed every time.

[–]1one1one1 44 points45 points ago

Happened to me too.

[–]RGBthe4 35 points36 points ago

We must be wizards

[–]IslandsWithVolcanoes 18 points19 points ago

I can confirm, this happens.

[–]RGBthe4 10 points11 points ago

On a second thought, OP is the true wizard for making this happen to all of us. Don't know how he figured how to time it correctly to have us all poke just before it changed. Bravo

[–]shitler420 5 points6 points ago

it happened to me the first time then i stopped and waited, then it happened a second time! then i just decided not to poke it and found out my screen doesnt have awesome sensors linked to .gif images :(

[–]gordofrog 5 points6 points ago

I had the same timing, "When did this sort of technology come into play!' My brain screamed.

[–]mooseman22 3 points4 points ago

The timing was remarkable.

[–]circuzninja 3 points4 points ago

same thing here. :p

[–]qu4d 8 points9 points ago

Haha it scared the shit out of me. Actually tried it several more times, and in a different browser, just to be sure it was a coincidence.

[–]aoskunk 10 points11 points ago

also scared the fuck out of me. perfect timing. heart still racing.

[–]RGBthe4 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sure I jumped a little bit in my chair

[–]cheesefilleddog 2 points3 points ago

I think I peed a little.

[–]totallywontstabyou 1 point2 points ago

I thought my monitor magically turned into a touchscreen!

[–]RGBthe4 0 points1 point ago

I know right! I felt empowered.

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[–]RGBthe4 0 points1 point ago

OP is the puppet master!

[–]Lespaul42 1 point2 points ago

Yep... Freaky as shit!

[–]puckhead73[!] 31 points32 points ago

I was terrified it was a picture of goatse. Everything went better than expeceted.

[–]the_angry_coconut 10 points11 points ago

Holy crap muffins, that would have been horrible.

[–]jtcompound 34 points35 points ago

[–]AwesomeMcPants 12 points13 points ago

I actually laughed when I took my finger off and it said "put it back".

[–]Didub 7 points8 points ago

I feel dirty.

[–]veilz 97 points98 points ago

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

My finger tingled.

[–]jsokko 16 points17 points ago

The original is so much better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg

[–]JBWill 10 points11 points ago

The "Put It Back" totally makes it.

[–]memeaddictedchick 8 points9 points ago

Oh god when he looks you in the eyes, I had to look away while a man licked my finger. Hahaha

[–]1andonlymatt 1 point2 points ago

As weird as that felt (with the eye contact) I still can't stop laughing. And, of course, rewatching the video!

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

Lol same. The fact that his eye color is like the exact same as mine also weirded me out. It's like, DAD?! XD

[–]1andonlymatt 0 points1 point ago

It would be even weirder if you have cat-like hair and like crawling around on the floor licking things too! :P

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

Pfft..I totally don't do that..XD

[–]1andonlymatt 0 points1 point ago

Right right! Of course not! Neither do I ;)

[–]theotherbekk 2 points3 points ago

Jesus, reading through all of that was like looking at some sort of hell where overused emoticons go to die and wonder where it all went wrong.

[–]1andonlymatt 1 point2 points ago

thanks :')

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

hahaha it'll be our non existent secret!

[–]1andonlymatt 1 point2 points ago

well as long as it doesn't get on a major site on the internet where anyone could see it :)

[–]Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 33 points34 points ago

That was not a puppy! I have been deceived!

[–]CaribbeanZedNinja 9 points10 points ago

Its something even better.

[–]JackTCR 2 points3 points ago

That was classy, not gonna lie.

[–]ogonga 0 points1 point ago

Arr... Beat me to it.

[–]fat_people_are_fat 15 points16 points ago

Holy crap. Timing was perfect...

[–]okaythisisit 6 points7 points ago

This was literally on the front page yesterday...

[–]JuddasJuddas 5 points6 points ago

and now I have a fingerprint on my screen

[–]Avien 7 points8 points ago

But was it worth it?

[–]Daystarxc1 4 points5 points ago

Damn Touchscreen.

[–]Lagwagonnofx813 4 points5 points ago

You want me to tell someone to intentionally touch my screen!?

[–]allforone_ 10 points11 points ago

Facebook Version:

Put your finger here and press "L" to see what will happen! I promise you'll smile!

[–]jaico 5 points6 points ago

nutin happendd. dis shit gay yo

[–]SeveredBanana 5 points6 points ago

Put your finger here and like in 3 sec for 5OOO friend requests!

[–]kkkarlftw 5 points6 points ago

Youtube Version:

thumbs up if you're poking this at 2012!!!!

[–]JaysonAdHD 12 points13 points ago

crosspost it to /r/aww superkarma dude...

[–]1andonlymatt 2 points3 points ago

Ugh, now my finger's pregnant again. Guess it's time for another plan B pill.

[–]everfalling 0 points1 point ago

[–]darth_redemption 16 points17 points ago

Ohmygaw! Look at his widdle faaace! Happy button!

[–]uwanteetgewd 5 points6 points ago

Didn't stay long enough for it to go off the first time but still stayed pretty long. Went back into again and stayed a bit longer not expecting anything to happen. Scared the shit out of me.

[–]Cheffinator 4 points5 points ago

I did it a little too late, scared the crap out of me.

[–]arcadeguy 4 points5 points ago

I scooted my chair all the way back and so hesitantly touched the screen, clinching my stomach and squinting my eyes. The internet really has broken me.

[–]smarton1984 4 points5 points ago

Yes I smiled, even if I felt silly!

[–]Happy_Cats 2 points3 points ago

upvoted because cakeday

[–]smarton1984 1 point2 points ago

oooh I didnt realise till you said that - how exciting :)

[–]QueCasular 3 points4 points ago

Surprisingly not a troll!

[–]shitterplug 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting goatse... was pleasantly surprised.

[–]Katoe 3 points4 points ago

Alright, you win. I smiled.

[–]Zumbach 3 points4 points ago

this isn't funny

[–]lufraf 7 points8 points ago

Now make one so that on the third 'loop' something jumps out at you.

[–]idk1212 6 points7 points ago

fuck you, fuck you and everything you stand for.

[–]rscozzens 2 points3 points ago

Wow I timed that exactly perfectly and it scared the feces out of me.

[–]pseudalithia 2 points3 points ago

That literally just made my night so far. Thank you.

[–]Eren-[S] 0 points1 point ago

You're most welcome. :)

[–]lndefinite 2 points3 points ago

gloryhole

[–]Finaltidus 2 points3 points ago

wheres the NSFL fixed one?

[–]illmtK 2 points3 points ago

what is this sorcery? my monitor isn't touchscreen..

[–]ricercarfl 2 points3 points ago

That scared the fuck out of me.

[–]jerseyg67 2 points3 points ago

Loved it...and yes I did, twice.

[–]SirFloyd 2 points3 points ago

I think this is more suited to /r/aww than /r/funny.

[–]readingRayenbeau 2 points3 points ago

Awwwwwhhhhh I liked it!

[–]Notru 2 points3 points ago

Scared the shit out of me

[–]TheeLinker 2 points3 points ago

Nope, not doing it. You can't make me. It's a trick. I'm not doing it--

...

I'm a cynical asshole. :(

[–]BobbyHodge 4 points5 points ago

My soul thanks you for that!!

[–]benksatron 3 points4 points ago

This was on the front page yesterday, I still like it though.

[–]Tearill 1 point2 points ago

everything went better than expected

[–]Sexy_Pitbull 1 point2 points ago

This is why i love puppies more

[–]urbansociety 1 point2 points ago

My curiosity got the best of me and now I'm missing part of my finger.

[–]karlibear 1 point2 points ago

I would just like you to know that I just got home from being in a car accident and am in a horrible mood, and this honestly cheered me up a lot for some reason.

[–]Eren-[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm so glad you're fine.

[–]IDontSpeakLies 1 point2 points ago

great, now everyone in the library heard me giggling to myself and pointing to my computer like an idiot :'[

[–]atroiano 1 point2 points ago

you just made my night

[–]DevilsmeadReturned 1 point2 points ago

I was like this is dumb, then i thought why the hell not whats the worst that can happen. Perfect timing

[–]Filth_Fury 1 point2 points ago

I thought you just trying to make me feel stupid at first

[–]bojack2424 1 point2 points ago*

Smile? Lol...sir/ma'am i nearly screamed for a moment

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I actually tried moving the mouse pointer over the dot first, then after that did nothing, thought, "what the hell," and decided to touch the screen. Perfect.

Reminds of a time I saw a kids show where the on-screen character repeatedly asked the viewer to stand up. After about seven of these requests I finally obliged. The character then expressed satisfaction at my compliance.

[–]Miya81 1 point2 points ago

Super cute! I don't touch my screen though cause that's a pet peeve of mine. Even my own screen. >__>

[–]tehKrakken 1 point2 points ago

That scared the crap out of me!!!

[–]Beaumont21 1 point2 points ago

I flinched

[–]smellthyscrote 1 point2 points ago

Don't tell me where to put my finger! Now bend over.

[–]the_sidewalk_ends 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me I'm not the only one that tried to mouse click it.

[–]raginmund 1 point2 points ago

I not only smiled, but first made a high pitched girlish squeal. I'm a male.

[–]garythecoconut 1 point2 points ago

Jokes on you, I have a touchscreen, it just opened it in a different window.

[–]NYHCxPurity 1 point2 points ago

Link for a bit.

[–]DilbertOSulivan6423 1 point2 points ago

I'm too tired to even attempt to find it but there's one of these that has Link humping your finger. Quite amusing.

[–]thunderblumpkin 1 point2 points ago

i found this easy to fap to

[–]GadTheCreator 1 point2 points ago

Silly dog, you can't bite my finger. There's a monitor in between us, we're in two different places.

[–]Legion299 1 point2 points ago

MINDFUCK'D TWICE

[–]tm3989a 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who flipped out and nearly had a heart attack? Because that was scary.

[–]periloux 1 point2 points ago

Put your finger on the circle and upvote in 3 seconds and watch what happens!

[–]stop_whispering 1 point2 points ago

I can't stop doing it. I squeal every time. Thank you!

[–]xgil 1 point2 points ago

thank you... just what i needed =)

[–]dcagg 1 point2 points ago

You just made my night :D

[–]TangoOscarDD 1 point2 points ago

I hope this gets reposted every time I have a shitty day, 2 for 2 so far, and tomorrow isn't looking too good as of now.

[–]constantly_drunk 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or are the post titles slowly becoming more and more like those chain and FW:FW:FW:FW email subjects?

This shit is getting fucking stupid.

[–]mighteee 1 point2 points ago

ITS SO FLUFFY

[–]Mech1 1 point2 points ago

AAAAWWWWWW dam it, that was cute :')

[–]sweetreign 1 point2 points ago

I literally aww'd. You win good sir!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or should this of been on r/aww?

[–]GameMissConduct 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I had month old kittens nibbling my fingers this evening. Then they fell asleep in my lap. It was cuteness overload.

[–]OzzyV912 0 points1 point ago

I poked at it several times and accidentally zoomed in on my phone. Bricks were shat as I was biten at by a ferocious black beast.

[–]kosif 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure how or why, but that just scared the hell out of me.

[–]richlittle69 0 points1 point ago

i put my finger in my booty

[–]IRRELEVANT_NAMI 0 points1 point ago

Was I the only one that smiled at touching the dot itself, and not the puppy?... Something is terribly wrong with me :/

[–]Condhor 0 points1 point ago

Was anticipating poking Robert Downey Jr's crotch.

I am dissapoint.

[–]K1eptomaniaK 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't work as well with a WebOS tablet :(

[–]neotifa 0 points1 point ago

Not as much as the Link one does.

[–]Drderp134 0 points1 point ago

My finger is missing. What the fuck am I supposed to be smiling about?

[–]ArsenalOwl 0 points1 point ago

I was already smiling, but I smiled wider.

[–]AngelaMassacre 0 points1 point ago

My hand flinched.. I was actually about to move it to poke the screen.

[–]Scar_ 0 points1 point ago

I was really hesitating as to actually putting my finger on the dot but decided fuck it I want to see what happens, expecting my LCD to go all blurry etc and cause some awesome effect. Due to my hesitation I accidentally timed it perfectly.

I nearly shat a brick and had to test again only then realizing it was just perfect timing.

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

I didn't put my finger there because I thought it might be a dick. I regret it now.

[–]briemoo 0 points1 point ago

I could do this for hours.

[–]griingolink 0 points1 point ago

first i was like "SHIT! scary pop up" then i was like "aww"

[–]DrImpossibl3 0 points1 point ago

You just turned my bad day around :D

[–]AbzL73 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because it surprised me and I moved my finger as a reflex

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

More like fucking heart attack...shit, I'm horrible with things popping out at me.

[–]Austin422 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow I felt a little nibble on my finger. What is this magic?

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

Wtf he bit me!

[–]Napasaurus 0 points1 point ago

It did!

[–]Derekrocks 0 points1 point ago

Fuck cats! thats the best!!!

[–]Wolf_Man92 0 points1 point ago

Copyright the puppy button!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

you sir have made my shitty day x1000 better thank you :)

[–]SignatureSeries 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. This is the first time in MONTHS that an animal picture/gif made me feel good. It's so overused here, but this one is perfect. Well done!

[–]Jacktheawesome 0 points1 point ago

A most unmanly sound was emitted when I saw that dog...

[–]cosidian 0 points1 point ago

AlienBlue has spoiled it for me. Damn you handy pre-loading gif feature!

[–]PirateJet 0 points1 point ago

[–]Darkhatred 0 points1 point ago

Magical

[–]terribleatkaraoke 0 points1 point ago

I.. Wh-..Thank you.

[–]eam1188 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was gonna experience a big "NOPE" here...

[–]Khellendos 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I needed that laugh :)

[–]Canebrake247 0 points1 point ago

clever timing.

[–]klockee 0 points1 point ago

This is funny?

[–]purpleketchup42 0 points1 point ago

I giggled every time.

[–]dahamma4u 0 points1 point ago

My fingers are to pudgy, so I was not able to enjoy this as much as most of the people. Kind of made me sad a little bit inside...

[–]Kthulu666 0 points1 point ago

I have a similar looking puppy who does shit like that all the time. This was better. Puppy teeth = arm that looks like I tried to give a weed wacker a hand job.

[–]4jess4 0 points1 point ago

this is a good thing

[–]Zaeron 0 points1 point ago

I was about to poke it, then I realized, no, wait, this is gonna be a fucking screaming zombie bullshit thing and it's 5am and I'm never going to sleep. I was halfway to the back button when the puppy bit where my finger was supposed to be and I suddenly felt really bad, like I'd lost something really important to me.

Why is it that whenever anyone tells me that something on the internet is fun, I assume it's a trap? Why can't I trust anymore, Reddit?!

[–]PokemasterTT 0 points1 point ago

My monitor is too far.

[–]Sharpedgs 0 points1 point ago

This is why I unsubscribed from r/aww. . . . .wait . . .

[–]BananaPancakeOfTruth 0 points1 point ago

It did make me smile, a cute dog tried to bite my finger! Haha!

[–]Mwindarou 0 points1 point ago

i don't know why i giggled like a little girl...

[–]RationalMonkey 0 points1 point ago

gasp!

[–]illme 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it made me smile.. Made me smile all the way to the hospital where they treated my heart attack.

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

Browsing on a smartphone. Paused the .gif

[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

[–]Stick_em_Cuh 0 points1 point ago

Awh. I needed this, simple but cute.

[–]tommy66788 0 points1 point ago

had a night out. didn't go to plan with friends. this pleases me greatly. :)

[–]some_brazilian 0 points1 point ago

WTF PERFECT TIMING!?!?!?!

[–]punkwafers -1 points0 points ago

it diiiiiiiddd. =}

[–]stefan_89 -1 points0 points ago

[–]raskafari -1 points0 points ago

I can't reach my monitor... Well, I CAN, but it takes way too much energy.

[–]thewayofallflesh -1 points0 points ago

that was stupid it was so late.

[–]lumptoast -1 points0 points ago

Got it twice in a row in perfect time. For a second i had to make sure i didn't have a touch-screen computer.

[–]Blondiewing98 -3 points-2 points ago

OH! I just fell deeper in love with reddit... !

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