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[–]pure-krypton 14 points15 points ago

Fosters is not Australian for beer.

[–]DeaJaye 0 points1 point ago

I have only seen Fosters here Once. As a novelty. And it was rubbish.

[–]hewhofaps-wins 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone seen fosters here(Australia)? It's the shit Australia rejects that makes Australia the best. We keep the good beers here. Fosters is not one of them TLDR: fosters tastes like arse piss

[–]DeaJaye 1 point2 points ago

I think that Fosters found in Australia must be imported from America! There are better beers to be found in ditches behind breweries.

[–]AussieSceptic 1 point2 points ago

I had it once on tap in a bar about 10 years ago. It was cheap and did it's job. Not a memorable beer. I've seen it a couple of times at bottle shops, but not very often.

[–]apbethyname 12 points13 points ago

Foster's beer sucks monkey balls.

[–]BICEPS 1 point2 points ago

I knew this would be the top comment. People get really upset by Foster's

[–]apbethyname 1 point2 points ago

As an Australian-American it breaks my heart a little more each time I see it.

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

Well I don't think it's that bad, people tend to exaggerate a lot imo. But I prefer Krombacher, best sold German beer. And in the summer, a good Erdinger Weißbier.

[–]apbethyname 1 point2 points ago

Oh man I had this amazing German beer one summer and I can not for the life of me remember the name of it :-( I still see it in my dreams though...

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

Was it a wheat beer or a Pils? As you drank it in the summer, it might have been a wheat beer.

[–]apbethyname 1 point2 points ago

It was wheat

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. I love a good Weißbier in the summer. Try Erdinger or Paulaner, the best ones imo ;)

[–]apbethyname 1 point2 points ago

Will do mate. Cheers. :-)

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to drink a Pils now, cheers :)

[–]Dudge 4 points5 points ago

No dick on that dog.

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[–]stratosthegreek 5 points6 points ago

I'm more concerned that you think you can repost front page material from a week ago and expect anyone to care...

[–]MattyXarope 2 points3 points ago

Man this bar is OVER!

[–]ukp42 1 point2 points ago

Fake! The dog is not playing poker or pool/snooker!

[–]WoodJaBloMe 1 point2 points ago

I said... biiiitchhh!

[–]abumpdabump 1 point2 points ago

I'd keep a close eye on that guy over there, hes packing a ton of ROOFies

[–]ashitaka42 1 point2 points ago

Man, RUFF crowd, huh?

[–]FungusAmongus13 0 points1 point ago

This...is awesome!

[–]WilsonHanks 0 points1 point ago

This will be all over advice animals shortly.

[–]Tipsyy 0 points1 point ago

not really, this was posted like a week ago\

[–]Hyperboloidof2sheets 0 points1 point ago

After a ruff day, nothing beats a beer.

[–]ghenna 0 points1 point ago

Breed? I was thinking a staffie, but wife thinks it may be a standard bulldog.

[–]NotAnExpertWitness 1 point2 points ago

White boxer

[–]Legion_of_Bunnies 0 points1 point ago

I was confused when I noticed the lack of a NSFW tag