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[–]blurbblurb 49 points50 points ago

I think Reddit needs a "Spider Danger" tag

[–]gypvnr 44 points45 points ago

NOPE.

[–]Dsullivan777 24 points25 points ago

[–]Koopa322 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Another reason why cocaine is a horrible thing.

[–]nooknstuff 0 points1 point ago

Kill Me

[–]SimilarImage 35 points36 points ago

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2 months Kosta_One_635 What really happened to Whitney... here 153 502
7 months e000 I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE here 53 59
8 months J0nesy Coke spider /r/pics 443 1282

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[–]baronxs 1 point2 points ago

I FUCKING HATE REPOSTS

[–]CircleOfNoms 3 points4 points ago

Did I just laugh at a spider?

[–]k11689 11 points12 points ago

Please, Reddit, invent a spider tag. I cannot deal with this anymore.

[–]defiler86 12 points13 points ago

Sad to say this... but that makes me go, 'awwww'.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

If you liked that .gif, you're going to LOVE this youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU

[–]RubeusShagrid 14 points15 points ago

THAT FUCKING THING - NOT EVEN ONCE.

[–]Splooge_Hero 5 points6 points ago

FUCKING THAT THING - NOT EVEN ONCE.

[–]halfkidding 5 points6 points ago

THAT THING FUCKING - MAYBE ONCE?

[–]ashitaka42 0 points1 point ago

THING FUCKING THAT - ONCE EVEN NOT.

[–]daave543 10 points11 points ago

NSFL, NSFL, NSFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]justonecomment[!] 1 point2 points ago

That wasn't the awesome bear. That was a nasty spider.

[–]Mjr_Ruckus 1 point2 points ago

Are all redditors pussies when it comes to spide---- HOLY SHIT

[–]IAmLaughingMan 1 point2 points ago

Saw a spider, saw it move a bit...FUCK THIS. BACK!!!

[–]amolad 1 point2 points ago

It's gotta be one of those Australian "everything is lethal in Australia" spiders.

[–]Elquinis 1 point2 points ago

The terror of spiders in this thread amuses me.

[–]sunny227 1 point2 points ago

One half NOPE one half LMAO. Anyone else feel this way?

[–]maclebass 0 points1 point ago

With you there, though it's more like 90/10.

[–]lufraf 2 points3 points ago

I hate you. I hate you with a burning passion born of the most fiery depths of hell. My hatred is an all-consuming many-faceted thing which cannot be described in mere words. It is the kind of raw emotion that mere mortals can only experience in short bursts lest it destroy them from inside. When speaking of god and heaven, satan himself does not experience anger such as this. If given form, my hatred would be worshipped as death incarnate and would leave a smoldering trail of burnt planets in its wake. I also hate spiders.

[–]DrImpossibl3 2 points3 points ago

Don't down vote often, but when I do I down vote spiders.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Experts, what type of spider is that?

[–]brianbrianbrian 10 points11 points ago

It's some kind of desert spider; they actually do this in sand, only the real ones in the wild actually cover their entire body, rather than just their "faces."

[–]Gathan 1 point2 points ago

thanks man i always wondered what the story behind these things was

[–]LumpyDog 7 points8 points ago

In the full video -- and I'm sure as hell not searching for it given all the nope that's bound to show up -- the spider fully buries itself. Even does a little butt scootchy scootch that's cute, as far as nopes go.

[–]Megawatts19 6 points7 points ago

"Scootchy Scootch" I like the way you describe things!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

And it sure is a cute scootchy scootch!

[–]Sorrolyn 2 points3 points ago

I wanted to see the "scootchy scootchy" thing LumpyDog described in the comment below. It turns out this spider is a Sicarius terrosus. Here's the video of it that that the gif was taken from. Youtube link

It's pretty cool to watch if you don't mind spiders. I like how it digs and of course the "scootchy scootchy."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the link! It is indeed pretty cool. I don't mind spiders on my screen, I can delude myself in to thinking that I think they are cute. In my house it really depends on the spider, and where it is.

[–]txn9 0 points1 point ago

a coked up type

[–]cenos11 2 points3 points ago

NOPED right outta there

[–]shixxy 1 point2 points ago

now that's funny

[–]2-long-didnt-reddit 1 point2 points ago

I didn't plan on sleeping anyway.

[–]Sinavestia 1 point2 points ago

He's cute!

[–]Berwickmex 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a headcrab.

[–]newm1070 0 points1 point ago

thank you for this... i hate spiders ALWAY look at the thumbnail befor clicking

[–]ltperohi 0 points1 point ago

[–]doot_doot 0 points1 point ago

RES should implement a spider tag

[–]gamer86 0 points1 point ago

Now im afraid a fucking spider is gonna crawl up my legs. Everytime I see a spider pic i get this fear.

[–]Rabblerouser88 0 points1 point ago

I never knew Tyrone Biggums had a pet spider.

[–]P1ofTheTicket 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering why you felt the need to post this.

[–]ibetrollindurty 0 points1 point ago

YOU SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!

[–]pyrosheep 0 points1 point ago

That's sugar.

[–]Pewtiog 0 points1 point ago

That is the most vile thing. I may aswell kill myself.

[–]FastGecko5 0 points1 point ago

Pussies. Why does so much of the Reddit population freak at spiders. Jesus Christ guys, man up. Deal with looking at a spider. And don't even get me started on your people's obsession with cats...

[–]gabbs007 0 points1 point ago

When I watch this I can't help but feel this spider on me

[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point ago

Is this a real spider thing ?

[–]tcannizz 0 points1 point ago

and I fucking hate spiders.

[–]andimichelle15 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaand sandy beaches are forever ruined. What's reddit gonna ruin for me next?? Eventually im just not going to ever be able to leave the house o.o

[–]Akhaian 0 points1 point ago

One big fucking pile of NOPE.

[–]inthewildforest 0 points1 point ago

[–]JTTTdude 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate spiders.

[–]The13thD0CT0R 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that's scary shit. Reminds me hiding in the snow when I was younger.

[–]xhaku 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw the title I was like "I bet this is that fucking spider gif"

[–]diamondpoop 0 points1 point ago

I laugh way to hard at this every time.

[–]supermanbadger -1 points0 points ago

I fucking hate spiders

[–]THA_JUICEMAN23 -2 points-1 points ago

FUCKIN ASSHOLE! IT'S CALLED NOPE! IT'S A REAL FUCKIN THING. FORGET KILLING IT, LET'S KILL YOU WITH FIRE.

[–]Megawatts19 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for this. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard over here!!

[–]YoloTolo -1 points0 points ago

LOL idk why this is so funny.

[–]computerguy23 -1 points0 points ago

And that is how Charlie Sheen proved to the world that reincarnation does exist.

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[–]DevmasterJ 0 points1 point ago

To tell the truth i hate spider most in the world it was really on the border that i posted this...