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[–]yxonpat 115 points116 points ago

Give him an umbrella, and he's a DC universe criminal mastermind.

[–]capseaslug 111 points112 points ago

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 12 points13 points ago

SO EVIL!

[–]Ghox 2 points3 points ago

I could die happy.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 2 points3 points ago

/r/proper and /r/gentlemanimals awaits your prodigious creations.

[–]denniedarko 1 point2 points ago

I love finding amusing new subreddits.

[–]kol15 -3 points-2 points ago

To the top

[–]TheMadMule 33 points34 points ago

And a monocle, can't forget that!

[–]Esskee 20 points21 points ago

And an East London accent.

[–]GeneralWarts 15 points16 points ago

Batman Origins: The Penguin.

[–]remhawk99 2 points3 points ago

How he became fat, rich, and sad?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

strikes fear in me every time..

[–]Kasuli 6 points7 points ago

What the fucking there are multiple accents in London only? Other English-speaking countries really need to step up their game here.

[–]Ejvind 2 points3 points ago

You've got posh, Cockney, North London differs from South, West and East... etc.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget Irish.

[–]Avery_Richman 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure if that counts as an actual English accent my dear Baggins.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

That is the essence of the joke old friend. I fear it may be overlooked...

[–]Avery_Richman 0 points1 point ago

I do beg your pardon, my humour differs from yours at this point however I am positive we would find ourselves laughing at many a joke were it of another comedic category.

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[–]Kasuli 13 points14 points ago

Wow, I think this as passionate as I'm ever going to see anyone be about the trans-Atlantic War of Dialects.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 3 points4 points ago

I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL! ALL YOU ROCK DWELLERS! EDUCATE YOURSELVES!

I will desTROY you

How was that?

[–]insubstantial 3 points4 points ago

Think his point was that London was just a city.

[–]clarknoheart 1 point2 points ago

What is it now?

[–]Kasuli 1 point2 points ago

Apparently you can

[–]silenc3x 18 points19 points ago

Who would put an end to this villian? Sounds like a job for.... THE THREE GUINS!!

[–]capseaslug 19 points20 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Three for three, this guy's on a roll!

[–]I_Lyk_Dis 4 points5 points ago

THE THREE AMIGUINS

[–]silenc3x 1 point2 points ago

i lyk dis

[–]shampoocell 2 points3 points ago

Personally, I thought he just needed the right theme music.

[–]Halojatahoo 42 points43 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE PENGUINS! Sorry about that shouting, but I really do.

[–]Kasuli 15 points16 points ago

This will never get old, will it?

[–]drunksalot 6 points7 points ago

I will be requesting a viewing of this at my deathbed. Cause of death: "that penguin gif."

[–]Kasuli 5 points6 points ago

I'm trying to figure out ways you can die in from this .gif

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 4 points5 points ago

No but I will. Sigh... getting old sucks.

Sorry for being a downer, it's just that my birthday is coming soon. I am not looking forward to getting old :(

[–]Kasuli 3 points4 points ago

You're really young though. Younger than you'll ever be, really. Cheer up!

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

:')

[–]GC022 3 points4 points ago

now go masterbate!

[–]ShadyG 0 points1 point ago

You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older.
And now you're even older.
And now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older.
And now you're older still.

[–]sandibeans 4 points5 points ago

The treadmills at my gym comes with tv screens, I usually just run for half an hour and call it quits because nothing interesting is ever on. But two days ago there was this National Geographic documentary about baby penguins so I ran/walked the entire hour just watching them, I can't help it, penguins are SO CUTE.

[–]BigPenguinLover 1 point2 points ago

Me too! in more ways than you can imagine...

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 36 points37 points ago

Someone needs to add a monocle to this.

[–]capseaslug 47 points48 points ago

[–]cunt_stamp 7 points8 points ago

Fine work sir.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 6 points7 points ago

Gods work, son. He's doing Gods work.

[–]zunetoon 1 point2 points ago

Better than God himself I must say!

[–]capseaslug 2 points3 points ago

Myes, I will be back in the lounge if my services are to be required.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

The monocle would slow him down, he's already late.

[–]Yoyo8 10 points11 points ago

His penguin boss is going to have angry feet when he comes in tardy once more

[–]JoseBrad -1 points0 points ago

Well played sir... Well played.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 4 points5 points ago

Give him rockets!

[–]diMario -1 points0 points ago

I would gladly drive him to work in my Roller but with the price of a liter of petrol these days, this would result in a win-notwin situation. And I avoid those.

[–]Kasuli 0 points1 point ago

Guys, I guarantee that anyone who does this will have his karma go fucking nuclear. The post is 1200 points at 2 hours.

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[–]The_Turbinator 2 points3 points ago

Saturday Morning Cartoons, aww yeah!

[–]anoncy 9 points10 points ago

It's OK little penguin, the weekend will be here soon.

[–]Tells_hooker_joke 4 points5 points ago

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years, and upon her return her father cursed her, asking “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?”

The girl, crying, replied, “Dad, I couldn’t bear to tell you… I became a call girl.”

“And what would that be, then?”

The girl hesitated, then stammered through her tears, “It’s a kind of prostitute.”

“A what! Out of here, ye ungrateful little baggage! You’re a disgrace to this family!”

“OK, Dad — as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this fur coat, brother Kevin this gold Rolex and you this Mercedes convertible. I also wanted to invite you to spend Christmas with me on my yacht on the Riviera, and to move into my ten-bedroom mansion afterward.”

The father hesitated, then asked tentatively, “Now what did ye say a call girl was again?”

The girl softly said, “A kind of prostitute!”

“Oh! Sweet Jesus! Come here and give yer old man a hug, girl; ye scared me half to death! I thought ye said a kind of Protestant!”

[–]newfag_tr0ll 0 points1 point ago

I read that in Rose's (Little Sparrow's sister's) voice from Fable 2.

nijaedit: Found her real name

[–]Kasuli 0 points1 point ago

Mwahahaa, you puny Americans, I got off work over two hours ago!

[–]ZeVi13 8 points9 points ago

[–]Today_is_Thursday 2 points3 points ago

Just watch it with the Benny Hill theme song on loop. Hehe.

[–]SteveAM1 4 points5 points ago

Phil! Phil Connors?

[–]DEWSHO 3 points4 points ago

Ned?

[–]ShadyG 2 points3 points ago

PUNCH

[–]freddit52 2 points3 points ago

the briefcase moves so perfectly with him

[–]Xevious77 2 points3 points ago

Well thanks for making me spew orange juice all over my laptop and cat...

[–]Ilikepineapplez 2 points3 points ago

[–]Godfodder 1 point2 points ago

The tip of the hat is looped perfectly with the passing of other penguins. He looks like a polite chap, nodding to his passerby.

[–]LKmm 1 point2 points ago

A sad case of child labor

[–]whopperbuzz 1 point2 points ago

The second I opened this link this song came on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tnPkQufnZY

Very well fitting.

[–]Wammis 1 point2 points ago

But it's Friday... he should be dancing instead.

[–]HideousClub 1 point2 points ago

What a silly penguin.

[–]rsheahen 1 point2 points ago

I watched this for way too long.

[–]Nonna9 1 point2 points ago

I love that the hats bouncing around on his head.

[–]Mispelling 1 point2 points ago

Who wears a tuxedo to work?

[–]Lennzelbossington 1 point2 points ago

Good way to wake up, thank you for that

[–]tomasziam 1 point2 points ago

First World Penguin Problems. Have to catch the 6am flight because I can't fly.

[–]mosy_wampad 1 point2 points ago

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.

[–]ljg2108 1 point2 points ago

This is so cute I puked.

[–]pillowplumper 1 point2 points ago

This post used it best. this is very much true.

[–]jvdave23 1 point2 points ago

Yea I saw this gif on that site first too.

[–]Lord_Tamarin 1 point2 points ago

Must.Upvote.100.Times.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 0 points1 point ago

It's the best thing ever!!!

[–]MistaPita 0 points1 point ago

Pure class

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

If he's going to work it should be a bowler hat not a top hat.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

If he's going to 
work it should be a bowler 
hat not a top hat.

[–]affenstall 0 points1 point ago

This depicts exactly what I always thought when I saw penguins. Thanks OP!! <3

[–]lol__internet 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he almost tripped. Good save little man!

[–]Plastic-Forks 0 points1 point ago

He should have a pocket watch.

[–]dbe4l 0 points1 point ago

Good thing you remembered the briefcase or else work woulda been a penguin you got there.

[–]Twist_Back 0 points1 point ago

Happy Feet is using his feet to get to work fast! How Economical!

[–]Kasuli 0 points1 point ago

I'm having trouble making up a pun about penguins ;_;

[–]Kasuli 0 points1 point ago

It's so small it doesn't even have the business-y suit

[–]bdp90 0 points1 point ago

Silly penguin, you can't work.

[–]Kado_Isuka 0 points1 point ago

I hear they can dance though.

[–]missmissing 0 points1 point ago

My friend has a penguin phobia. HOW?!

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

Professionally adorable.

[–]omgbang 0 points1 point ago

.

[–]make_em_laugh 0 points1 point ago

late for...a very important date?

[–]damnthetorpedos 0 points1 point ago

No time to say hello, goodbye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

[–]patanwilson 0 points1 point ago

Happy feet is unhappy now

[–]Oliverdjob 0 points1 point ago

Hes a little boss

[–]johnny861 0 points1 point ago

I guess we now know where that 2 billion loss that JP Morgan took ended up.

[–]V3RTiG0 0 points1 point ago

No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

[–]DecafBiscotti 0 points1 point ago

My friend installed Reddit Enhancement for me and this was the first thing I saw. It really captures how I feel right now.

[–]Tebaatusasula 0 points1 point ago

"Wah"

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Poor little guy. He has a limp.

[–]Waff1es 0 points1 point ago

SAP: Shows up to work in work attire, on a Saturday

[–]delanilovespotatos 0 points1 point ago

He's so cute!! Who would down vote this?

[–]YouPornJude 0 points1 point ago

Like a Sir!

[–]swaglyf 0 points1 point ago

I hope that penguin has a nice day

[–]jvaulter93 0 points1 point ago

ima bird dog my way to da top !

[–]allbrightallways 0 points1 point ago

I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date!

[–]moresoup4u 0 points1 point ago

pretty sure that the penguin in the .gif is an orphan, who later gets mauled to death by overbearing female penguins that do not have babies. full video from Planet Earth or some such.

RIP.

[–]wuffo 0 points1 point ago

I bet you he's going here.

[–]lazypengu1n 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if this guy can give me some life tips

[–]derptiderp 0 points1 point ago

It's Playboy Penguin on his way back to Hoboken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maXBBQe1928&feature=related

[–]The_Caring_Banker 0 points1 point ago

clearly photoshopped!

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

a snowball should hit him every 2 seconds... to explain why he stops.

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

'Shopped. You can tell because of the pixels.

[–]jazzychill17 0 points1 point ago

Luckily he's wearing his suit.

[–]JustSoWitty 0 points1 point ago

I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!

[–]OP_karma_whores 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Busy penguin is busy 0coms 6pts 1mo aww
Late for work... [Crosspost from /r/gifs] 0coms 16pts 3mos aww
Late for work... 9coms 686pts 3mos gifs
Business Penguin! 0coms 18pts 3mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]yxonpat 4 points5 points ago

It's all about the title!

[–]relidar 2 points3 points ago

I posted business penguin and i got no karma for it, curse you reddit! :(

[–]yxonpat 1 point2 points ago

Have an upvote on the house.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

There is more to reddit than karma.

[–]relidar 0 points1 point ago

No there's not, I've checked.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

C'mon there is. I come on here for the chuckle.

Oh, and r/gonewild.

[–]relidar 1 point2 points ago

True, there is /gonewild.

[–]exdevlin 0 points1 point ago

Too adorable not to upboat.

[–]leavingohio 0 points1 point ago

Indubitably.

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[–]exdevlin 0 points1 point ago

But it's hypocritical to Friday!

[–]TrollLulz -1 points0 points ago

Most all of you have been degraded Karma Points Happy Friday :P

[–]WorstAnswerPossible -2 points-1 points ago

Penguins might be the most overrated animal. They're essentially frozen pigeons.

[–]pr3ttyk1tty -1 points0 points ago

aww

[–]Aimelab -1 points0 points ago

that is so cute

[–]loliftw -3 points-2 points ago

SO ORIGINAL, ITS ADORABLE. I LIKE DOMO BECAUSE IM A TEENAGER. ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE LOLOLOL IM SO READY. DESU. I CANT SPELL APOCOLYPSE AND IM TOO LAZY TO LOOK IT UP. DID I MENTION IM A TEENAGER? WHY IS ZELDA SAVING THE PRINCESS? HAHAHAHA BACON IS FUNNY. IM RANDOM, LOVE ME! LOOK I DREW A DINOSAUR AND ROBOT CAUSE IM A TEENAGER! HEY GUYS WATCH ANIMU? I LIEK NARUTO.