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[–]dontbthatguy 37 points38 points ago

Thats going to look the same coming out.

[–]Nailrabbit 6 points7 points ago

It's easier on the digestive system that way.

[–]lexarqade 69 points70 points ago

Someone ate a lot of corn for dinner.

[–]pete2532 37 points38 points ago

Too bad it wasn't that fancy rainbow corn.

[–]Rockiroad278 0 points1 point ago

You know you've had too much reddit when...

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Fun fact: I know the family of Stew Leonard's. I shown the daughter, my friend, this picture. They're going to be removed pretty soon.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

On behalf of all vegetarians, thank you.

[–]Magnon 4 points5 points ago

Wait, so is the picture of the feces dog going to be removed, or the feces dog with corn themselves going to be removed from sale?

[–]FSMCA 4 points5 points ago

they are just going to pick out the corn

[–]BertrandLoganberry 1 point2 points ago

And brush the fluff off.

They'll draw the line at polishing it, though. That just can't be done.

[–]FSMCA 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

The dogs. Not the image. Ultimately it comes down to her father, but still.

[–]twoandonly 1 point2 points ago

Too bad Stew is a tax evading fuck

[–]HaloWarLord711 20 points21 points ago

i can imagine the guy who made these probably laughing his ass of as he cooks these

[–]Stealyphil1905 20 points21 points ago

"cooks"

[–]Thelurkingfapper 10 points11 points ago

Stew Leonards! Norwalk?

[–]denby10562[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yonkers

[–]kevindurENT 1 point2 points ago

TIL Why Tyler the Creator has a song called Yonkers, and the track before it ends with "So you was telling me you went to New York."

[–]twoandonly 1 point2 points ago

Was there the other day, Westport Ent here.

[–]Thelurkingfapper 0 points1 point ago

Norwalk here nice

[–]Thelurkingfapper 0 points1 point ago

Norwalk here nice

[–]Falalacilantro 6 points7 points ago

"...with cheese"

[–]HckrSvn 7 points8 points ago

"Freshly Prepared"

....Yeesh. nothingtodohere.jpg

[–]I_am_not_angry 4 points5 points ago

There is no way anyone making or packaging them did NOT know they look like my shits after eating corn salsa.

[–]meee_owth 8 points9 points ago

I'm re-naming them... Dookie Chew.

[–]Poopwink 2 points3 points ago

Count Dooku's Delight Doggy Logs Canis Anus

[–]ronbreddit -1 points0 points ago

Funniest comment I've ever read.

[–]Structure 2 points3 points ago

I would eat the shit out of that.

[–]Ebake09 3 points4 points ago

5.99 for hotdogs? The shit people sell these days...

[–]ALL_THE_MONEY 2 points3 points ago

As gross as they look, I'm now extremely nostalgic for Stew Leonards and their animatronic chickens.....

[–]denby10562[S] 0 points1 point ago

There were two chickens right above this display case.

[–]IamSparticles 2 points3 points ago

...corny.

[–]HeBoughtALot 2 points3 points ago

... like human feces.

[–]bed-stain 2 points3 points ago

looks like.... what im about to lay in the toilet.

[–]Gunnersandgreen 1 point2 points ago

Despite this picture Stew Leonards is one of the better super markets I've ever been to. Their prepared foods section especially.

[–]Yage2006 1 point2 points ago*

Looks the same way going in as going out ?

[–]NumblyBumbly 1 point2 points ago

I bet they're delicious with chili.

[–]Fredster1R 1 point2 points ago

I'm making some veggie dogs right now!

[–]crizle330 1 point2 points ago

the aftermath of chipotle

[–]Plakius 1 point2 points ago

Corn? I don't remember eating corn.

[–]binermoots 1 point2 points ago

...like poop.

[–]theyseemetrollin23 1 point2 points ago

Stew Leonard's is usually so good too... For shame.

[–]nachoooo 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a lot of horrible things on the internet, things that made me regret clicking the link, but this is the first time something on the internet has made me gag. I both applaud and condemn you good sir.

[–]noddin_all_day 1 point2 points ago

Anyone notice that stew Leonard's has "stool" in a quick pronunciation?

[–]hi_kthxbai 1 point2 points ago

Stew Leonards in Norwalk?

[–]mad_maxx17 3 points4 points ago

DOOKIE!!

[–]whitchan 2 points3 points ago

For some reason Dookie Dogs has a nice ring to it...

[–]unsafestbird 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is that? Cat Food?

[–]incrediblep4ss 0 points1 point ago

...like it was once on the set of Caddyshack

[–]SSSambo 0 points1 point ago

I looked at this while taking a shit, I didn't know my phone had smellovision!

[–]noccusJohnstein 0 points1 point ago

MMM MMM! Veggie dogs straight from the dog!

[–]Beefy_G 0 points1 point ago

Fat Bastard needs a new job

[–]Fogram 0 points1 point ago

yay poop!

[–]theyetithe 0 points1 point ago

Because real hotdogs are so much better...

[–]oscart624 0 points1 point ago

It looks like shit!

[–]Titanosaurus 0 points1 point ago

It tastes just like it smells ...
DELICIOUS!

[–]thechosen1one 0 points1 point ago

correction dogs ate veggies

[–]Clitaristocrat 0 points1 point ago

like poop.

[–]LadyEclectic 0 points1 point ago

Coprophiliac snack

[–]domplayspiano 0 points1 point ago

noooo! mr. hankey!

[–]altoid2k4 0 points1 point ago

They probably don't taste that bad, but yeah, they look like shit.

[–]ManEaterOfLaMancha -2 points-1 points ago

Those look gross. However, not as gross as googling 'mechanically separated meat' (a common hot dog ingredient).

[–]noccusJohnstein 1 point2 points ago

Take your soapbox someplace else.

[–]ManEaterOfLaMancha 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even bust out the soapbox material. It's not very soapboxy just to point out that meat paste is gross.

[–]RageMorePlz 0 points1 point ago

These are the shit!

[–]JeffMcBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

... like something a veggie dog might do

[–]racekarl -1 points0 points ago

looks like shit

[–]Sinavestia 3 points4 points ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]fat_people_are_fat 1 point2 points ago

Thank you captain obvious.

[–]Kingmedog -1 points0 points ago

If they expect people to buy those, they must be laced with heroin. (Heroine is a vegetable!)

[–]thetotalcow -3 points-2 points ago

it looks like poop...

[–]d0n0v4n98 -2 points-1 points ago

Why did they cut off Lil Wayne's dick?!?!?!?!?

[–]frameRAID -5 points-4 points ago

lol, because it looks like poop w/ corn in it.