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[–]billy_the_kid9 14 points15 points ago

Anybody else tired of this novelty account?

[–]nukefudge 5 points6 points ago

can we report this?

[–]Alias135 0 points1 point ago

He has fucking owned the frontpage for the past four days. 23000 karma

[–]billy_the_kid9 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it's getting really annoying

[–]OP_karma_whores 99 points100 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Saving Lives. 50coms 634pts 8mos funny
oh superman, you so funny 324coms 1951pts 1yr funny
I did not shave your wife (Super Antics) 2coms 23pts 2mos pics
Super Antics! 28coms 769pts 2mos funny
Super Antics 8coms 112pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 58 points59 points ago

Ahh, reddit... where the front page is being dominated by a bot, and the top comment is another bot complaining about it.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 16 points17 points ago

It's basically Neo vs Mr. Smith but taken over the course of months, years.

[–]wildo421 6 points7 points ago

Probably the same guy too.

[–]justonecomment 8 points9 points ago

Dammit, I've seen everyone of those posts first hand. This is the first repost I've actually gotten annoyed with.

[–]Sibblin 3 points4 points ago

Check the username - "irepostoldtoplinks"

Hey, I still got a good laugh out of it even though I'd seen it a couple of times before. It has been a while.

[–]mcroft 13 points14 points ago*

My favourite thing about this comic is the man waiting patiently for a reply in panel 3*.

clasp hands

*or 4 if, like Capt_Ido_Nos, you begin counting at 1.

[–]Capt_Ido_Nos 13 points14 points ago

TIL the proper numbering of comic panels is zero-indexed.

[–]MonkeeSage 2 points3 points ago

I like how in the zeroeth panel the bullets make a "bang" sound when they hit his cape.

[–]Narissis 2 points3 points ago

My favourite thing is the attention to detail in actually having one of the motion lines in the first panel go straight into his ear.

[–]DocJawbone 0 points1 point ago

You want to be careful about making sudden moves around Superman.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

USERNAME IDIOTS!

I REPOST OLD TOP LINKS

[–]coremech 1 point2 points ago

Man somebody really wanted to kill that guy, Super Man needs to find out why.

[–]SuperTurtle 1 point2 points ago

Dude there's a guy with a gun still just standing there and you're laughing?

[–]alemac 1 point2 points ago

I want this framed on my wall in my bathroom

[–]gomexz 0 points1 point ago

I might just do this.

[–]The-Night-Forumer 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it

[–]VinceViegel 4 points5 points ago

I don't get it :(

[–]infinitesum 31 points32 points ago

He misunderstood what the man shed because he had a bidet in his fear

[–]notsurewhatiam 3 points4 points ago

Indubitably

[–]anotherkeebler 0 points1 point ago

Nono, I think he had a pullet in his beard.

[–]ChicagoMike 0 points1 point ago

Nonono, I think he had a mullet in his tears.

[–]AlextheGerman 1 point2 points ago

How?!

[–]hannerbananer422 3 points4 points ago

Someone should explain it :( I don't understand.

[–]currentlydownvoted 13 points14 points ago

Superman misheard the man because there was a bullet in his ear. He digs it out of his ear and they both realize why he couldn't hear him and found it hilarious

[–]radical_roots 3 points4 points ago

but if you look closely...the bullet goes into superman's left ear, but the guy is talking into superman's right ear. superman is a first class troll.

[–]Pandorasbox64 4 points5 points ago

Either that or the bullet went through his head and didn't phase him O_O

[–]z0ltanz0ltan 4 points5 points ago

faze Faze FAZE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!

[–]I_am_salad 0 points1 point ago

In this case, actually, it is phase.

After all, the only way for the bullet to reach the opposite ear through indestructible matter is if said matter is 'out of phase' as they would say in sci-fi shows.

[–]z0ltanz0ltan 0 points1 point ago

Haha...good point but I'm sure that's not the meaning which Pandorasbox64 intended to convey!

[–]TH3_FORC3 0 points1 point ago

Or his finger reached through his head

[–]Throw_the_cheese 0 points1 point ago

Whoooosh.

[–]hannerbananer422 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir! Have an upvote.

[–]claymer 5 points6 points ago

He reposts old top links

[–]Hisdivineshadow69 8 points9 points ago

how can you tell?

[–]billy_the_kid9 -2 points-1 points ago

username...

[–]Fraen 6 points7 points ago

Wooooosh!

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[–]coremech 0 points1 point ago

I think this comment is a repost

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, whenever I see this comic, I read it again backwards and chuckle even more.

[–]ContactSc 0 points1 point ago

This is what the last panel looks like to me.

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, instead of "nonsense" my mind said "bullshit" and I had to reread the comic.

[–]Ieuan1996 0 points1 point ago

Don't care if it's a repost. It always makes me chuckle!

[–]bobhoffnee 0 points1 point ago

Superman: "holy fuck - THERE'S A BULLET IN MY EAR!"

[–]poptart2nd 0 points1 point ago

you really have to question why that man was being shot at in the first place.

[–]wintrparkgrl 0 points1 point ago

its clearly his cape, not superman that is bullet proof

[–]miurabull 0 points1 point ago

I used to be a superhero.... but then I took a bullet to the ear.

[–]talkintome 0 points1 point ago

I like how they actually made sure to show the bullet going into his ear in the first panel.

[–]mbzdkc 0 points1 point ago

Seinfeld was right. He does have super-humor!

[–]FreshFruitCup 0 points1 point ago

We'll that got gay really quick.

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

Superman would have heard him perfectly fine out of his other ear...

[–]pariahkite 0 points1 point ago

This led me to think what I would do if I was superman and had a bullet in my ear I couldn't get out. I would probably fly into the sun and get it melted out.

[–]EKDS00 0 points1 point ago

i was about to give you an up vote until i saw your name...

[–]lefence 0 points1 point ago

He's talking to superman into the ear without the bullet in it.

I don't get it.

[–]Hasavou -3 points-2 points ago*

Am I the only one who noticed the bullet was in the ear on the other side?

Edit: the ear opposite to the man speaking.

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[–]RageDoll 3 points4 points ago

His right ear was facing the man and his left ear had a bullet in it... So, yes it was.

[–]kittykitteh -1 points0 points ago

Made me chuckle

[–]pm079 -1 points0 points ago

Bullet.

[–]marble617 -1 points0 points ago

no entiendo

[–]brpenguin -1 points0 points ago

How can Superman hear at all? His eardrum is sensitive enough to detect sound vibrations, but it is tough enough to stop bullets? It makes no sense!

[–]Xenxe 0 points1 point ago

super skin

[–]Person_On_The_Web 0 points1 point ago

Because magic.

[–]jzimbert -1 points0 points ago

I wonder the same thing about how Superman can have orgasms. His penis is sensitive enough to feel Lois's lips, but it is tough enough to stop bullets? It makes no sense!

[–]GARGYOLERYDR -1 points0 points ago

FUCK THIS FUCKING REPOST

[–]Wammis -1 points0 points ago*

So Superman likes hairy women? TIL.