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[–]aclose78 27 points28 points ago

The dog is a registered sex offender, the cat will try to sell you heroin.

[–]wesleypentz 4 points5 points ago

anyone know where I can buy this?

[–]Larry_the_Dalek 5 points6 points ago

I'm not going to complain about this being a repost, since that would be poor reddiqette to do so. Instead, I'm going to let you know that even though I enjoyed your post today; I must concur with scribner's statement regarding the cat not being trustworthy. tips hat

[–]Gigafortress 1 point2 points ago

The gentleman Redditor.

[–]Grammer_NotZ 3 points4 points ago

I disagree with your opinion and want to downvote you, but that would be poor reddiqette as well. Instead I'll leave a passively-aggressive response signed with a compliment to really throw you off. That way, while I'm washing my hands after using the restroom, I might say to myself "That guy on the internet the other day... I showed that guy what's up. And he probably doesn't even know it".

[–]Larry_the_Dalek 2 points3 points ago

I like your style. We should be friends.

[–]SaltyBabe 10 points11 points ago

Oh thanks for forwarding me this grandma.... It sure is hilarious......

[–]amyamyamy88 2 points3 points ago

I want that cat.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I prefer "the cat is not trustworthy either"

[–]FeedMeNoLies 3 points4 points ago

Didn't you know? Bad words are funnier than not bad words.

[–]passwordisOMISH 11 points12 points ago

repost

[–]passwordisOMISH 0 points1 point ago

Up vote for name

[–]BCBUDDHA 8 points9 points ago

WOW THANKS FOR CRACKING THAT MYSTERY!!!!

[–]UndBeebs 4 points5 points ago

x50

[–]BackScratcher 2 points3 points ago

Thank you.

[–]ell595 0 points1 point ago

And I laugh every damn time...

[–]hackmycomputer -1 points0 points ago

repost or not.... still hilarious. I want one.

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord -5 points-4 points ago

your life is a repost

[–]aclose78 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was funny. up vote for you.

[–]Thaneofsaveon 1 point2 points ago

I want that sign!!!! Where can I buy?!?!?!?!?

[–]blind_snipa 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 2 points3 points ago

Jesus H. Repost Batman!

[–]Chronoslake 1 point2 points ago

People who put also at the end of a statement are the worst

[–]Avohaj 0 points1 point ago

People who complain about this are not much better also.

oh god does that feel wrong...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks that grammar is bad/annoying?

[–]Kaydye 0 points1 point ago

It's funny, cause it's true...

[–]2biggiesmalls3 0 points1 point ago

It's still better than the "beware of owner" signs.

[–]dougiepants 0 points1 point ago

this is a repost. and you should feel bad.

[–]rougetoxicity 0 points1 point ago

Seen this before.... Unfortunately its still funny.

Sigh... upvote.

[–]OhitsDaver 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read this in a kenny powers voice?

[–]Liide12 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I want this to read as "as well" rather than "also".

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

YES THIS IS DOG!

[–]mysterym3at 0 points1 point ago

How shady is the repost?