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Marijuana - Harmless? (tokeofthetown.com)
submitted 6 months ago by noah74
[–]CasioKnight 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago*
Marijuana is a terrible drug. Today I woke and boked, cleaned my room, talked to my Mum on Skype, made a salad for lunch and then went for a run.
[–]dogone 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
You absolute monster!
[–]CasioKnight 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago*
It gets worse - when I got home I made an omelet and some toast BEFORE I took a shower. This lifestyle is going to kill me in the end.
The madness. I'm a shell of a man.
[–]justaguy3492 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
I'm not familiar with your druggie jargon, but I believe the correct term is woke and boke.
[–]CasioKnight 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Terribly sorry, I've edited to use the correct term. I can only blame the Marijuana for that slip up.
[–]akuzin 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Wow, you sound exactly like me. Was there a nice cup of coffee with that bowl?
Also, jogging high, how fun is that? Sometimes I forget that I'm jogging, I kinda "wake up" and shit I'm 4 miles into my workout.
[–]CasioKnight 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Black coffee in the morning while on holiday from work is the best thing ever. :)
I run the forest tracks around here and have only just started to zone out and it's brilliant.
[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I should start jogging! I haven't jogged since I was 12 or something. That was... 8 years ago...
[–]akuzin 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago*
I jog home from work 3 times a week. From downtown Manhattan to North Brooklyn. Takes me 10 more minutes than if I were to commute by subway, save me $ on a trip as well, that is a win-win.
I recommend that you do start, but start off slow, don't do anything too crazy, build up to it. Good luck.
Build up slowly or else the entire experience can be very unpleasant.
[–]morningscribbles 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
But... but... in Sweden it's a very common pizza topping.
[–]paintedcones 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
And in Italy!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Quite.
[–]morningscribbles 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Yum. To everyone not aware, this is pretty much Sweden's national dish.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Kebab and Fries. If I weren't sick I would be buying that right now.
[–]rockfire 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
with mayonnaise?
[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Hehe, I thought I was the only one.
[–]KnuttyD 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
This is r/funny, not r/wtf
[–]WTF_Regulator69 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Well said brother.
[–]headdownassup 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
this is for /r/trees!! get your subreddit right !
[–]Badger68 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
Leftover fries are nasty. In this case the marijuana saved these young people from making a terrible, terrible mistake.
[–]RayBarone 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Leftover fries are delicious.
[–]queefcup 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Leftover fries: Not even once.
[–]bassboard 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
With out marijuana we wouldn't have great creations such as this
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01iextv5n1qzrb15o1_400.jpg
Poutine Pizza!!!
[–]T3hSav 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
This isn't WTF.
[–]PollyEsther 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Who are they to tell us what isn't a pizza topping? Freedom of choice, man!
[–]Lelantos55 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Freedom Fries on Patriot Pizza.
[–]strike089 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
Maybe the vomiting reaction your body makes when you try to eat that
[–]thecircusb0y 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to snack foods, free thinking, and a positive outlook on life. How dare you try and think outside the box.
Now go drink your coffee, so you can be a productive little worker, and you think about how your going to drink all that beer to pass the weekend and the thoughts of your dead end life. Oh hey, don't forget to smoke a carton of cigarettes. Wouldn't want you to live long enough to collect social security now would we?
[–]ElGoddamnDorado 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
/r/trees.
[–]thecircusb0y 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Tru story.
[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
anything that can be placed upon a pizza is a pizza topping.
[–]weasleeasle 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
False. Toasters are not a pizza topping.
[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
what if the toaster is made of pepperoni?
[–]kpchronic 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
But if pizza is a vegetable, marijuana must be a schedule I drug.
[–]TonePoleSmoker 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
You clearly have not had a slice of "Steak and Fries" at Ian's in Madison, WI
[–]MofoMethotrexate 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Or Mac and Cheese. Ian's is the shit.
[–]vonHindenburg 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Fries are the perfect topping on everything. Pizza, salad, steak, sandwiches. If you're ever in Pittsburgh, assume that they will be on your salad.
[–]the_stoned_ranger 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” -Ronald Reagan
[–]SudsyMcBubbles 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
This morning I am without french fries or pepperoni. But last night I learned pepperoni IS a french fry topping.
[–]DuHast1996 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Pepperoni is the proper topping for all foods.
[–]fugularity 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I know the line is blurred, but tell me this isn't an actual anti-drug ad?
[–]Fett2 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I don't care what anyone says, pizza fries are one of the most amazing food creations ever.
[–]amolad 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Today, anything is a pizza topping. Even cheese burgers.
[–]eaddrinuse 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
The real WTF is that this "ad" contains no facts, despite the logo on the bottom right.
[–]KUD05 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Many pizza places in New York City sell pizza with penne pasta as a topping. I can say it is delicious, even when sober and its not 2am.
[–]Monkey_In_A_Tux 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
get out of /r/WTF with this shit
[–]Woeful 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Mashed potato, bacon & garlic makes for a great pizza with or without the weed!
[–]Quetz23 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Fuck yes french fries are a pizza topping. Theres a local place that sells "poutine pizza" and its heart cloggingly orgasmic.
[–]WTF_Regulator69 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
This doesn't belong on here, there's nothing WTF about it and I don't get why you would post it.
[–]toothravisher 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Actually...french fries would prolly be really good on pizza
[–]Davesopinion -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
Not get tired of these, there always has to be a reason for people to be fat. Rather than just the plain truth. Lazy fucking bastards fatness is not a disability or disease it's bone fucking idle, there is no such thing as a condition that makes you fat. You gotta put the food in your face. Why do they get benefits? Cos it's just another addiction like the smack addicts? Well put them in the shit holes they stay in maybe their fat ass would loose some weight.
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