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[–]CasioKnight 18 points19 points ago*

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Marijuana is a terrible drug. Today I woke and boked, cleaned my room, talked to my Mum on Skype, made a salad for lunch and then went for a run.

[–]dogone 4 points5 points ago

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You absolute monster!

[–]CasioKnight 0 points1 point ago*

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It gets worse - when I got home I made an omelet and some toast BEFORE I took a shower. This lifestyle is going to kill me in the end.

The madness. I'm a shell of a man.

[–]justaguy3492 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not familiar with your druggie jargon, but I believe the correct term is woke and boke.

[–]CasioKnight 0 points1 point ago

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Terribly sorry, I've edited to use the correct term. I can only blame the Marijuana for that slip up.

[–]akuzin 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, you sound exactly like me. Was there a nice cup of coffee with that bowl?

Also, jogging high, how fun is that? Sometimes I forget that I'm jogging, I kinda "wake up" and shit I'm 4 miles into my workout.

[–]CasioKnight 1 point2 points ago

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Black coffee in the morning while on holiday from work is the best thing ever. :)

I run the forest tracks around here and have only just started to zone out and it's brilliant.

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 1 point2 points ago

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I should start jogging! I haven't jogged since I was 12 or something. That was... 8 years ago...

[–]akuzin 1 point2 points ago*

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I jog home from work 3 times a week. From downtown Manhattan to North Brooklyn. Takes me 10 more minutes than if I were to commute by subway, save me $ on a trip as well, that is a win-win.

I recommend that you do start, but start off slow, don't do anything too crazy, build up to it. Good luck.

[–]CasioKnight 1 point2 points ago

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Build up slowly or else the entire experience can be very unpleasant.

[–]morningscribbles 8 points9 points ago

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But... but... in Sweden it's a very common pizza topping.

[–]paintedcones 5 points6 points ago

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And in Italy!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]morningscribbles 2 points3 points ago

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Yum. To everyone not aware, this is pretty much Sweden's national dish.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Kebab and Fries. If I weren't sick I would be buying that right now.

[–]rockfire 0 points1 point ago

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with mayonnaise?

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 0 points1 point ago

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Hehe, I thought I was the only one.

[–]KnuttyD 14 points15 points ago

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This is r/funny, not r/wtf

[–]WTF_Regulator69 1 point2 points ago

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Well said brother.

[–]headdownassup 6 points7 points ago

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this is for /r/trees!! get your subreddit right !

[–]Badger68 12 points13 points ago

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Leftover fries are nasty. In this case the marijuana saved these young people from making a terrible, terrible mistake.

[–]RayBarone 3 points4 points ago

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Leftover fries are delicious.

[–]queefcup 0 points1 point ago

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Leftover fries: Not even once.

[–]bassboard 4 points5 points ago

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With out marijuana we wouldn't have great creations such as this

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01iextv5n1qzrb15o1_400.jpg

Poutine Pizza!!!

[–]T3hSav 7 points8 points ago

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This isn't WTF.

[–]PollyEsther 2 points3 points ago

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Who are they to tell us what isn't a pizza topping? Freedom of choice, man!

[–]Lelantos55 5 points6 points ago

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Freedom Fries on Patriot Pizza.

[–]strike089 -2 points-1 points ago

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Maybe the vomiting reaction your body makes when you try to eat that

[–]thecircusb0y 4 points5 points ago

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Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to snack foods, free thinking, and a positive outlook on life. How dare you try and think outside the box.

Now go drink your coffee, so you can be a productive little worker, and you think about how your going to drink all that beer to pass the weekend and the thoughts of your dead end life. Oh hey, don't forget to smoke a carton of cigarettes. Wouldn't want you to live long enough to collect social security now would we?

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thecircusb0y 1 point2 points ago

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Tru story.

[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points ago

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anything that can be placed upon a pizza is a pizza topping.

[–]weasleeasle 1 point2 points ago

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False. Toasters are not a pizza topping.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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what if the toaster is made of pepperoni?

[–]kpchronic 1 point2 points ago

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But if pizza is a vegetable, marijuana must be a schedule I drug.

[–]TonePoleSmoker 0 points1 point ago

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You clearly have not had a slice of "Steak and Fries" at Ian's in Madison, WI

[–]MofoMethotrexate 1 point2 points ago

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Or Mac and Cheese. Ian's is the shit.

[–]vonHindenburg 0 points1 point ago

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Fries are the perfect topping on everything. Pizza, salad, steak, sandwiches. If you're ever in Pittsburgh, assume that they will be on your salad.

[–]the_stoned_ranger 0 points1 point ago

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“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” -Ronald Reagan

[–]SudsyMcBubbles 0 points1 point ago

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This morning I am without french fries or pepperoni. But last night I learned pepperoni IS a french fry topping.

[–]DuHast1996 0 points1 point ago

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Pepperoni is the proper topping for all foods.

[–]fugularity 0 points1 point ago

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I know the line is blurred, but tell me this isn't an actual anti-drug ad?

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care what anyone says, pizza fries are one of the most amazing food creations ever.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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Today, anything is a pizza topping. Even cheese burgers.

[–]eaddrinuse 0 points1 point ago

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  1. "French fries are not a pizza topping": opinion relating to personal taste.
  2. "And if you hadn't smoked marijuana, you'd have leftovers of both": depends on serving size and hunger.
  3. "Marijuana, harmless?": question.

The real WTF is that this "ad" contains no facts, despite the logo on the bottom right.

[–]KUD05 0 points1 point ago

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Many pizza places in New York City sell pizza with penne pasta as a topping. I can say it is delicious, even when sober and its not 2am.

[–]Monkey_In_A_Tux 0 points1 point ago

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get out of /r/WTF with this shit

[–]Woeful 0 points1 point ago

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Mashed potato, bacon & garlic makes for a great pizza with or without the weed!

[–]Quetz23 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yes french fries are a pizza topping. Theres a local place that sells "poutine pizza" and its heart cloggingly orgasmic.

[–]WTF_Regulator69 0 points1 point ago

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This doesn't belong on here, there's nothing WTF about it and I don't get why you would post it.

[–]toothravisher 0 points1 point ago

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Actually...french fries would prolly be really good on pizza

[–]Davesopinion -1 points0 points ago

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Not get tired of these, there always has to be a reason for people to be fat. Rather than just the plain truth. Lazy fucking bastards fatness is not a disability or disease it's bone fucking idle, there is no such thing as a condition that makes you fat. You gotta put the food in your face. Why do they get benefits? Cos it's just another addiction like the smack addicts? Well put them in the shit holes they stay in maybe their fat ass would loose some weight.