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A Different Type of Crotch Shot (imgur.com)

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[–]Epithemus 26 points27 points ago

Clam slam.

[–]hateshypocrites 6 points7 points ago

slot shot!!

[–]Stop_Sign 4 points5 points ago

Apparently clam slam is supposed to be used as the female equivalent of teabagging

[–]u1r 1 point2 points ago

I always thought it was Beaver Bagging

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

Clit Dipping

[–]Vossidian 0 points1 point ago

Snail trail?

[–]teenytinytigers 5 points6 points ago

Lady Flower Pain Shower

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

Taco smacko.

[–]clint_taurus 2 points3 points ago

Slit slice.

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

Clit Clencher.

[–]Firefang4 8 points9 points ago

Surprise butt sex

[–]Mech1 1 point2 points ago

doahohohoho, oh my fucking god you are a genius.

[–]SonCaligula 20 points21 points ago

And pop goes the cherry!

[–]Thilo-Costanza 8 points9 points ago

This happend to me once. As a guy, i can say it is rather unpleasent.

[–]sofailitswin 11 points12 points ago

this made me cringe but the look on her face made it worth it.

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[–]greentoof 9 points10 points ago

I imagine if a guy pulled the same move he wouldn't be standing and walking.

[–]Zlynkyx[S] 5 points6 points ago

Of course not, if the board hits the balls, the man is on the ground with his hands on his crotch.

[–]Ogow 9 points10 points ago

And you can hear his screams of agony even through gifs.

[–]Arcturisthebear 4 points5 points ago

Actually, his hands would probably be on his gut. Linky

[–]Zlynkyx[S] 5 points6 points ago

Why would his hands be on his gut? Don't you usually grab the spot that hurts?

[–]Arcturisthebear 6 points7 points ago

In most cases, yes. But (from what I know) the way nerves are connected, most sensitive areas in pain can have the pain end up in the stomach, especially pain in sensitive areas; hence the crotch pain going north-bound to the stomach.

[–]Zlynkyx[S] 5 points6 points ago

TIL!

[–]Rheket 9 points10 points ago

As someone that's been hit in the balls a few times, definitely hold the junk.

[–]vamosj 6 points7 points ago

The junk get's held for about the first 3 - 5 minutes.. after that pain somewhat goes away then you realize just how bad your stomach feels.... The dull, throbbing, ache... It doesn't feel like you are going to throw up, it's a whole different ache all together.. Hard to find words for it.

[–]Tiktaky 5 points6 points ago

Depends on the girl. I blacked out when I cunt-punted myself with a wood clamp. turns out I have a broken nerve vestibule.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 3 points4 points ago

It's definitely beneficial to be an innie but I think some guys are just babies. My husband has been full on kicked in the nuts and he just grabbed the person by the shoulders and told them to fuck off and said "that sucked".

I was kicked in the no-nads and couldn't stand for a solid 5 minutes. I don't envy guys for that weakness.

[–]Ryusko 11 points12 points ago

The fact that she's still on her feet proves that it is indeed very different.

[–]xLunaRx 4 points5 points ago

How guys react to this.

[–]Mountain_Ryan 3 points4 points ago

The kid in the background is thinking "You have no balls what the fuck are you whining about?"

[–]penny013 8 points9 points ago

I don't think people realize that hurts when something slams into your clitoris and pelvic bone. It makes your teeth go numb and your stomach hurt. It fucking sucks. I Doubt it's a bad as guys, but it's enough to lose your breath.

[–]AMuellerIceBagVagina 3 points4 points ago*

It will definitely hurt anyone. But as a guy, your description of the pain makes me wish I was a girl.

As for teeth going numb, after being hit in the nuts I don't remember having teeth that could go numb. But then again, maybe they are just really numb --as is the rest of my body not affected by my nuts.

My stomach, well, it feels like I was hit in the nuts. There isn't a way to describe it besides saying it felt like I was hit in the nuts.

It fucking blows

Loose your breath, but can you breath shortly after? I hold my breath because fuck breathing, and any breathing that does happen will be accompanied by sounds painful grunting as I try to hold it in.

Getting hit in the nuts is a benchmark to give perspective to other painful things when talking amongst men. And no matter how painful the other things was, the comparison is always said as, "Dude, it almost felt like I got hit in one of my nuts" or "It was almost as bad as being hit in the dick."

What do women use as their benchmark for pain when telling stories? That would probably give, me at least, a better perspective. And don't say birth unless you have given birth.

[–]exploreinfiniteabyss 1 point2 points ago

I just want to describe my period cramps for you because I want a real description of a punch in the nuts. You say you can't truly describe it but I really want to know.

Bad period cramps: Imagine that you have to shit and you can't. All day there is a pile of shit just settling at the bottom of your body. not like constipation. It's heavy and feels like it is actually bruising your innards as it sits there. And while all of this pressure is on your butthole and there is no release, you also have crippling stomach cramps. The cramps range from sharp and quick to long lasting and dull but all very strong. You feel as if you have to hunch over because your "intestines" (our uterus') are pulling us downward.

I have no idea what a nut shot feels like for obvious reasons and I know it's horrible. I've always imagined though it being like a "funny bone" sort of pain though. Like it strikes a nerve a certain way that reverberates up and to your stomach, giving you that seeking feeling in you're belly, all while the most fragile and precious part of your body (your balls) have an aching and throbbing feeling like you struck your thumb with a hammer. I've seen so many guys laugh off "nut checks" and I assume that is just because there are different levels of pain and power of the hits.

[–]AMuellerIceBagVagina 0 points1 point ago

I'll start off by saying that it is nothing like a "funny bone" sort of pain, like comparing it to that is just... idk even know, it's just not right.

That sinking feeling it the belly is the opposite, I like that feeling and that's why I like amusement park rides. Not even comparable.

Yea, getting hit in the dick can be laughed off. Getting hit in the balls cannot. Sore balls stay sore for a while and make you sick. Getting hit in the dickhead is a sharp intense pain that quickly subsides, after which it can be laughed off. Getting hit in the dickhead is kinda like when I stub my toe or step on a Lego, it fucking hurts and I'm jumping around all pissed off yelling obscenities but a few seconds later its mostly gone and I'm ok.

I feel like I can strongly relate to a period based on your description because I had my wisdom teeth removed and was taking hydrocodon (side effect of constipation). Didn't shit for about 2 weeks. I thought and it felt like my intestines where tearing. I had horrible cramps and sharp pains that had me hunched over many times accompanied with a dull lasting pain. But the hunching seemed to make it worse and laying in a stretched position flat on my stomach on a hard surface seemed to bring some relief.

But I would rather be 2 weeks constipated than 2 weeks weeks with sore nuts. I would rather be nutshoted, mildly, one time than spend 2 weeks constipated. Between a mild nutshot and a week of constipation, ehhhh.

[–]Zlynkyx[S] 0 points1 point ago

Being hit in the nuts is a crippling feeling that is basically being punched HARD in the kidney but 10 times worse and a sharper pain.

All you can do is lay there and wait for the pain to go away.

But all in all it hurts like a bitch!

[–]Lunapsyche 1 point2 points ago

Possibly menstrual cramps, but often that can backfire since some women are lucky enough not to have them. Curling up on oneself, sometimes holding the stomach in by pressing an arm across, fuck eating, feels like some badger started digging in, using deep angry strokes in your soft belly. Other times, sharp shooting pain like a shock that can sometimes echo your heartbeat.

[–]dabean9965 1 point2 points ago

same kind of repost

[–]eldiablo31415 1 point2 points ago

The good news is she solved that baby problem.

[–]thespank 1 point2 points ago

isn't it called getting credit carded?

[–]pugwalker 0 points1 point ago

Yes it is.

[–]seeashbashrun 2 points3 points ago

Trust me, that can still hurt horrible. That is some tender supplies tucked inside. And it kills.

[–]thewoj 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't matter what gender you are, that probably hurts like a bitch for everyone.

[–]dirtyduck383 1 point2 points ago

Cooter pop?

[–]Awesome_Bobsome 1 point2 points ago

I think you mean Taco Pop

[–]BartmanJSimpson 0 points1 point ago

Beaver Bop?

[–]DDTAH 1 point2 points ago

First time huh?

[–]WestWestWild 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the Tosh.0 episode where they show female crotch shots.

[–]b-rad-oleary 1 point2 points ago

Upper-cunts

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 0 points1 point ago

Here we go! Another boys vs girls "who hurts more" debate.

[–]Luchichi 0 points1 point ago

it took me a while to realize she was female

[–]darkwolfeyez 0 points1 point ago

Twat shot.

[–]Gozujohn2k 0 points1 point ago

How to lose your virginity: Skateboarding

[–]Tornale 0 points1 point ago

If only she would've had a pet insurance because her pussy got completely destroyed!

[–]cause_f_u_thats_why 0 points1 point ago

We used to call that getting tampon-ed.

[–]Darkchocolatethunder 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaand sex

[–]VonMeatstein 0 points1 point ago

Straight to the bundle.

[–]dbalci 0 points1 point ago

My little girl what do you know of pain?

[–]boilingpoint3 0 points1 point ago

Notice how she isn't in fetal position and crying on the floor.

[–]whussupbrah 0 points1 point ago

she has my sympathy.

[–]bootuppisshole 0 points1 point ago

Tampon insertion level: Advanced.

[–]Slm96 0 points1 point ago

The Instant Orgasm!!!

[–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

Cunt stunt.

[–]twogdor 0 points1 point ago

Wooden tampon.

[–]Razoray20 0 points1 point ago

Who ever is in the background there is stone cold about the ordeal. What a shit head.

[–]FlameSyndicate 0 points1 point ago

The clunge plunge?

[–]Droogling 0 points1 point ago

Uppercunt

[–]Polyxena7 0 points1 point ago

slap her in the taco paco!

[–]crollaa 0 points1 point ago

We called it a fudgesicle when the board goes up your ass like that.

[–]dartanyn -1 points0 points ago

It Taint nothin'. Just walk it off.

[–]the_troll_of_aus -1 points0 points ago

But she enjoyed it....

[–]RustyMarshmellow -1 points0 points ago

Anyone know the name of this skater??

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