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[–]viciouspsyko 834 points835 points ago

I once went 10 years without watching porn. I didn't watch my first porno until I was 10.

[–]Skizot_Bizot 168 points169 points ago

Whoa that's some willpower. Bravo!

[–]potatoriot 53 points54 points ago

He's a saint. I couldn't make it past 7 years after discovering my fathers stash of Playboys as a kid.

[–]Phrobis-m9 79 points80 points ago

Among other chores, it was my job to retrieve the mail. One day I discovered an Adam and Eve catalog in there. Shortly after that I invented masturbation.

[–]aveganliterary 18 points19 points ago

Ah, and now you can look back and think of how your parents were buying mail-order sex toys. To use. On each other.

[–]Phrobis-m9 19 points20 points ago

That may have been their intent. But I can assure you that they never took possession of any of those catalogs.

[–]_Ahri_ 3 points4 points ago

:O i just did this a few seconda ago and even girls mastarbate... it just feels too good... and anyone notice if it has to do with porn it instantly has like 500 comments?

[–]onanym 3 points4 points ago

I would like to thank you for your contribution to the world, Sir. I also have a box full of royalties heading your way.

[–]PineappleBoots 2 points3 points ago

You're the one who invented that? Thank you, thank you so much.

[–]guyver_dio 20 points21 points ago

I was a cunt, when I found my dad's stash I started selling them at school lol. I must have been one of the weird ones because back then there was only 1 little horny kid that would buy them from me.

[–]BluesNotes 1 point2 points ago

Im with you on that one friend. Found some playboy's in my house and traded them for poke'mon cards.

DAT HOLOGRAPHIC CHARZARD.

I say it was a win on all fronts.

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points ago

i sold 3.5" floppies with usually about 18 jpegs and gifs of porn that i got on AOL from the chat rooms "gif" and "gif2" to kids on my school bus.

[–]Legerdemain0 13 points14 points ago

Hijacking top comment to ask who is this and where's it from?

[–]Stones25 11 points12 points ago*

It is from this interview.

Edit: Couldn't find it, maybe I missed it. Favorite part though 3:10 "O shit I forgot to shave my armpits."

[–]alexanderlmg 5 points6 points ago

Found it, around 06:43

[–]Aelfhere 4 points5 points ago

this is that girl from Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, she's hot. I don't know where this is from.

[–]fastrthnu 2 points3 points ago*

The interview was at a mall in Los Angeles as part of the Hunger Games Mall Tour. A fan yelled out "Jennifer Marry Me!", and that was her response. Here's the only video I could find (taken from a different angle) where you can hear what she was responding to. The other videos show the interviewer asking questions and the other actors responding...and Jennifer just responding to something that happened off camera.

This took about 30 minutes of searching to find by the way.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTycgXf6I3w&feature=player_detailpage#t=198

[–]dxrebirth 44 points45 points ago

What a coincidence. I didn't even make my first porn til I was 10. ...with my uncle.

[–]mangletron 55 points56 points ago

uncles with benefits

[–]LoLAcademi 32 points33 points ago

Uncles Without Borders

[–]JDre 21 points22 points ago

Uncles Gone Wild.

[–]LoLAcademi 29 points30 points ago

Touched By An Uncle.

[–]cdude 8 points9 points ago

Sex in the City with Uncle.

[–]LoLAcademi 8 points9 points ago

Family Guy

[–]srry72 3 points4 points ago

Uncle with Children

[–]kewlball 1 point2 points ago

I believe this is called Sex in the Nephew.

[–]drummer7 8 points9 points ago

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement

[–]justkauz 1 point2 points ago

Where you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry...

[–]Mr_Titicaca 2 points3 points ago

Uncle Buck.

[–]blout 2 points3 points ago

[–]SolomonGrumpy 1 point2 points ago

you are the strongest person I know

[–]midri 221 points222 points ago

Shit, I could not even make it through that whole gif without watching some porn =/

[–]holger-danske 166 points167 points ago

did you happen to see the hippie boobies?

[–]midri 77 points78 points ago

I did!

[–]DascoldIam 26 points27 points ago

So purky, the breast I've seen all day. I lied.

[–]Jrob9583 31 points32 points ago

You guys come in here talkin' bout some perky hippie titties and have the nerve not to post a link? For shame.

[–]xsparkyx[S] 83 points84 points ago*

[–]ave0000 23 points24 points ago

Good guy OP delivers from another thread!

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[–]yurilebbie 2 points3 points ago

Your textual reply does not match up with your picture

I don't see how "meh" = "hey man thanks that was good"

[–]alphaweiner 9 points10 points ago

I don't consider that pornography.

[–][deleted] 111 points112 points ago

Her boyfriend could be blind.

I'm just saying....

[–]red321red321 80 points81 points ago

or deaf...or dumb...or both...and/or good at pinball

[–]Chrisattsu 46 points47 points ago

A pinball wizard? There has to be a twist

[–]red321red321 37 points38 points ago

a pinball wizard has such a supple wrist

[–]nessalora 27 points28 points ago

How do you think he does it?

[–]red321red321 39 points40 points ago

idk

[–]idledebonair 14 points15 points ago

What makes him so good

[–]slayerhk47 5 points6 points ago

He ain't got no distractions

[–]NukeNoodles 3 points4 points ago

Can't hear no buzzers and bells

[–]LeonTrotsky1 2 points3 points ago

can't see no lights a flashin'

[–]TunaMloohnah 1 point2 points ago

AINT GOT NO DISTRACTIONS, CANT HEAR NO BUZZERS OR BELLS

[–]Cdf12345 4 points5 points ago

He faps slow

[–]Porcupine_Tree 3 points4 points ago

Beats me.

[–]anormalmoviefanatic 2 points3 points ago

The Who kicks ass.

[–]Neilio_Knarf 7 points8 points ago

Don't worry, I get your obscure reference to Tommy

[–]Nictionary 11 points12 points ago

It's not that obscure, everyone's heard Pinball Wizard even if they don't know the whole album.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

TIL....

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 114 points115 points ago

I only Upvoted because of this gif and Jennifer Lawrence. This gif is great and well, it's JL.

[–]oate 11 points12 points ago

Do you know where the gif came from?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

~6:40

Just focus on her and ignore what the other guy is saying because it happens while the dude talks about eating chicken.

[–]oate 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! I was hoping to figure out if she was angry at someone or not, but I guess you can't tell in the clip

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 6 points7 points ago

It's from an interview with her and josh Hutchinson(sp?) for the hunger games. I forgot where I got the clip. But a friendly redditor showed it to me last month. Sorry if I'm not much help.

[–]Xodah 12 points13 points ago

Once Jennifer Lawrence spat on my face. Now I'm worth half a billion dollars.

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe you.

[–]iamlew 10 points11 points ago

I just watched my first porno yesterday, I'm 24 years old. I sure looked a lot thinner at 18 though. Sometimes you just need to rewatch your movies to remember that.

[–]carpescientia 21 points22 points ago

I hate that I knew exactly which gif this was going to be.

[–]DutchJester 7 points8 points ago

Same. I clicked just because I had to see this .gif again. It is addicting

[–]Shrimpy266 1 point2 points ago

I'll have to agree with you on that.

[–]witty_account_name 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is an equal opportunity destroyer of things, whether it be a new meme or a new gif, it is all in the name of fairness.

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 15 points16 points ago

Does it count if I stop watching porn as soon as I start dating her and then start watching it again when we break up?

[–]utterdamnnonsense 2 points3 points ago

yes.

maybe.

[–]Everyone_Hates_Me 298 points299 points ago

I don't look at porn anymore, Is that so hard to believe?

[–]Tydus77 432 points433 points ago

Yes.

Also, I hate you.

[–]sh1tbr1cks 136 points137 points ago

My hand is on my penis as I type this ever so slowly.

[–]sierrabravo1984 44 points45 points ago

It takes a lot of energy to concentrate on tryping a rresponse while the otherr hand is busy/

[–]silenc3x 35 points36 points ago

like trying to navigate porn videos while jerking off... It makes you surprisingly mouse ambidextrous.

[–]canadian028 12 points13 points ago

You would not believe how useful it is to have an iPhone

[–]shadowdude777 25 points26 points ago

How you know someone has an iPhone: The word "phone" is no longer in their dictionary, unless preceded by the letter i.

[–]silenc3x 1 point2 points ago

to watch porn on a tiny screen?

[–]JCXtreme 2 points3 points ago

On the go, my friend. On the go.

[–]Vexing 1 point2 points ago

I can appreciiate the subtltiees od this posr

[–]hobbers 57 points58 points ago*

I went on a no porn diet for a variety of reasons. I'm rational enough to accept that the notion that it might be affecting my relationships wasn't a completely nonexistent possibility. But, if nothing else, at least to give it a try and see what would happen out of curiosity. In the beginning it was difficult. But eventually I just got used to it. Let your gf know you're trying this out, but that you still need to crank one out on a daily basis (if you don't see her every day, or just need a quickie on occasion). And she can help you out by sending super sexy pictures. Maybe it's still technically porn, but it's her. And maybe she's the type that will get off on you jerking it to pictures of her.

I've been doing this for probably 10 months now. Jerking it either to nothing or to pictures of my gf. And my conclusion is that it's both good and bad.

The good part is the absence of a constant influx of porn-esque style girls has led me to not have fleeting desires for the traits of random porn-esque girls. I.e. subconsciously believing that porn-esque girls are real, as real as they are portrayed in the porn, available to me, and/or even something I would actually want. Whether admitted or not, the porn is affecting (to whatever degree) some aspect of the viewer's subconscious notion of a girl.

The bad part is that I think porn can satisfy the instinctual male desire (however big or small) for variety. So when you stop watching porn, you lose that variety, and your gf might seem a bit more ... "usual". The idea being that it takes experiencing something different from what you experience all the time ... to appreciate what you experience all the time. I think this is a common phenomenon in life. Eat filet mignon every day for a month ... "ugh, filet mignon again". Eat a salad every day for the next week, and by the end of the week ... "oh man, filet mignon sounds good right now". Obviously that has limits though. You can't be entirely selfish in life. You don't go off and bang a prostitute once a month to keep your personal variety in check. You're not the only one involved in your relationship, and involved in your sexuality.

Ultimately, I think it boils down to how porn affects you. If you find yourself 3 years into a long term relationship, and thinking "eh, I'll just crank one out now rather than go see the gf" ... it could be hurting your relationship. If you're late to work because you have to crank one out every single morning ... it could be hurting your life. If you sporadically crank one out because your gf is busy with something ... you might be ok.

After almost one year of the no porn diet, the notion of re-engaging a small amount of porn to see how it affects my suspected "bad" aspect above is not so distant. We'll see.

Just know your limits, and reflect on how it affects you, your life, your relationships.

[–]Taylola 8 points9 points ago

I'm glad I took the time to read that.

Cheers to you, good sir.

[–]terskajuusto 1 point2 points ago

Your text reminded me of this Ted Talk

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

Not hard to believe. I've found my own imagination is much more powerful.

[–]HellHaven 43 points44 points ago

I'm on a no porn diet. I only fap to facebook profiles these days. Porn apparently fucks up your brain.

[–]Colemanimation 44 points45 points ago

If that's what you do now and you used to watch porn, you might have a case there

[–]usualsuspects 20 points21 points ago

Not sure if sarcasm or...

because fapping to facebook pictures is so much creepier, in my opinion.

[–]burgerkingjeepers 3 points4 points ago

The monitor = cumbox.

Imagine the mess...

[–]johnny_van_giantdick 4 points5 points ago

Please tell me this is a joke.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 1 point2 points ago

As long as the nut gets busted, the job is completed. The tool is irrelevant.

[–]be_mindful 1 point2 points ago

don't know it you're serious but isn't it the constant novelty which fucks up your brain? not porn itself?

i feel like facebook would be similar.

[–]aeromalzi 90 points91 points ago

Congrats man. I wish it wasn't so ingrained that every single guy looks at porn cuz there are quite a few that don't. Tell it like it is, even if everyone hates you.

[–]silenc3x 73 points74 points ago

I think of porn as a tool for completing a task. I don't just sit around and watch porn. I know some people do but it's odd to me. I use it to get the job done. Then I turn it off. Nut busted.

/fuck softcore

[–]thumbtacforbreakfast 29 points30 points ago

I have a friend that watches porn like a kid watches cartoons (bad comparison?) It's fucked up to me. Tune in. Bust a nut. Drop out.

[–]Group_W_Bench 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the Leary approach to fapping.

[–]lo7us 17 points18 points ago

You gotta get the poison out...

[–]VonIsengard 10 points11 points ago

Still not a cure for being a cunt.

[–]hotsavoryaujus 2 points3 points ago

It is known.

[–]N-COG-NEAT-O 1 point2 points ago

It is known

[–]Sidetracking 46 points47 points ago

[–]Rizzpooch 9 points10 points ago

Glad someone said it. Stay strong, man.

[–]Saw_a_4ftBeaver 9 points10 points ago

Shit there really is a subreddit for everything

[–]Gian_Doe 2 points3 points ago

I always assume everyone is playing it up on here. I'm sure there have to be people with insane porn collections but I'm a normal dude and really maybe look at porn videos 3 times a week on average. Don't really have any porn on the computer that's what the free streaming sites are for, maybe the odd picture or video I'm unaware of in an old backup folder.

Some weeks I won't watch porn at all, others I'll get on a kick and watch a ton on one day. But I don't really get the whole guys definitely do it all the time thing. Yeah when you're 15.

[–]goldenrule90 25 points26 points ago

It's not hard to believe since I don't either. Used to all the time. Much better not looking at it.

[–]casual_complimenter 4 points5 points ago

I don't either. It makes me feel more testosterony. I started after joining /r/NoFap. It's probably easier on me than it would be for a single person, though. I mean, it can't just build up forever, can it?

[–]SicilianEggplant 3 points4 points ago

When I don't or can't watch porn I just imagine porn in my head movies.

There's a difference, sure, but I don't think they are that far off depending on your imagination. Some people need a visual aid to imagine a dwarf getting penetrated in every orifice by some donkeys, but I don't.

[–]Zagaroth 1 point2 points ago

Not for me. Porn is boring. My brain, with occasionally the help of some images (rarely even nudes) and/or geeky sources of story material, come sup with better more intense things for me to enjoy than cheesy porn flicks.

Plus live with my GF who possibly has a higher sex drive than I do. And Mine is pretty strong. Don't need the porn :)

[–]filthyinglishkniget 162 points163 points ago

Non-porn-watching man checking in.

[–]VirtualAnarchy 67 points68 points ago

[–]betarded 4 points5 points ago

my new favorite gif. time to go watch some fresh prince from season 1.

[–]NekkidSnaku 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Your wife's parental lock code is 1234.

[–]SkullduggeryUK 1 point2 points ago

Thats amazing, i have the exact same code on my luggage!

[–]TheAwesomeJonesy 24 points25 points ago

Fellow NoFap brother?

[–]riotingchimps 83 points84 points ago

not fapping and not using porn are entirely different things. some people just have vivid imaginations

[–]Sir_Stinkles 26 points27 points ago

Agreed. Having a fully stocked and accessible spank bank is an underrated quality in young males these days.

[–]riotingchimps 11 points12 points ago

yep that and facebook

[–]Sir_Stinkles 29 points30 points ago

Using facebook for a substitute is like using Good Housekeeping instead of Playboy.
It gets the job done, but too much trash to sift through.

[–]riotingchimps 13 points14 points ago

um...no. you just save the best pictures and over time build up a collection, and then sift through that collection, not facebook itself

[–]herruhlen 24 points25 points ago

And then you print out the pictures, cut out their eyes and start making out with them while wanking.

[–]riotingchimps 8 points9 points ago

im going to recommend you some therapy

[–]Sir_Stinkles 6 points7 points ago

...dear god

[–]Tinfoil_Haberdashery 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. Are we so rare?

[–]SecretAgentOrNot 69 points70 points ago

I'm a guy and I don't watch porn. What's the problem?

[–]TheatahMastah 23 points24 points ago

Since pornography is pervasive and, in many ways, ubiquitous to the Internet, it is difficult to conceive of a sexually active/interested person who does not look at it/use it for masturbation or sexual gratification. Also, because of its widespread availability (akin to Facebook usage) some might feel irksome at the fact that one does not use it.

[–]SecretAgentOrNot 26 points27 points ago

People tend to think that everyone is like them. I used to watch porn. I gave it up because I feel that is unhealthy.

[–]OneBigBug 14 points15 points ago

Care to explain?

[–]davidmvdg 9 points10 points ago

You'll find constant PMO results in loss in social life, friends and enjoyment of life to a very large degree, i quit and noticed after a couple months, that I like talking to people and enjoy life way more and have the confidence I had lost for sometime.

[–]brainiac256 4 points5 points ago

[–]SpineBuster 10 points11 points ago

28 year old male here, not much interest in porn.

[–]Warwickist 1 point2 points ago

I'm a damn teenager and I don't take much interest... It's not that weird, right? Right?

[–]SpineBuster 2 points3 points ago

I was the same way, just never really got into it. Some of my friends on the other hand, holy shit...

[–]Warwickist 2 points3 points ago

Tell me about it. It's just baffling to me how people can constantly watch porn like we would constantly read Reddit. But I know plenty of guys and girls who do, that's for sure.

[–]acephalus 6 points7 points ago

[–]fuzzycuffs 38 points39 points ago

Like when a girl says she doesn't masturbate.

[–]ani625 29 points30 points ago

[–]yurilebbie 11 points12 points ago

I opened it up, and watched just enough to think aww man no gif

...and then it happened

[–]DoctorKazefa 6 points7 points ago

There are some girls that do not masturbate. I dated one, for a while.

Yes, she was a virgin.

Yes, any girl that has had sex would masturbate.

[–]MPair-E 7 points8 points ago

After seeing a couple links to /r/nofap in these comments, I finally checked it out, thinking this whole time that it was sort of a joke endurance thing like 'mustache month' etc.

I was really, really wrong in that assumption.

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 3 points4 points ago

I actually don't watch porn, and I haven't ever masturbated. I'm an 18 year old straight male. Yeah, no one believes me.

[–]spitfire1209 3 points4 points ago

not all men watch porn. it's a true fact!

[–]Supora 9 points10 points ago

Actually, my boyfriend does not watch porn. I've tried to get him to watch it with me and he knows I watch it. He just doesn't get turned on by it, he says.

I think it's unfair to generalize men like that. He may not actually watch porn.

[–]cogsci_guy 6 points7 points ago

He may also be uncomfortable with watching porn with you.

[–]Supora 4 points5 points ago

No. It's because porn doesn't interest him. Being with someone does.

Sorry, but I refuse to believe every man is a liar and obsessed with sex. If he tells me he does not watch porn, he doesn't watch it. He would be lying to me for no damn reason.

[–]Jeeraph 3 points4 points ago

This is an exact repost.

[–]RockinEddie 1 point2 points ago

I down-voted the original, too.

[–]RedRowBlueBoat 4 points5 points ago

Fellow non-porn watching man here. Not everyone needs visuals to get their game on, even if it's single player.

[–]EverythingBurnz 2 points3 points ago

Who is this a .gif of?

[–]JiggleFisher 2 points3 points ago

You know I'm on reddit too much when I know what the gif is going to be before I even click the link.

[–]waspinator 9 points10 points ago

there are about 14 thousand here

[–]BrandonToddCarr 5 points6 points ago

Source?

[–]ReadShift 2 points3 points ago

I second this, I've seen this gif too many times to not know where it came from.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Sauce

Around 6:40. Josh H. saying he had to put on 15 pounds and was talking about the chickens he ate and she just makes the expression while he keeps blabbing.

[–]Gracen 31 points32 points ago

I hate this kind of attitude. Of the billions of people in this world you can't believe that a single one of them may legitimately not watch porn? Crazier things happen, all. the. time.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 81 points82 points ago

I think the point is that more men lie to their girlfriends about not watching porn than men that actually don't watch porn.

[–]Gracen 11 points12 points ago

I get that, but I still feel it's presumptuous. Somebody at my ex's work didn't believe that I was a virgin because of what they perceived to be the norm. They had never met me before much less gotten to know me and had only seen me once or twice in passing. It's the same thing. You shouldn't assume you know something about somebody you actually know nothing about, no matter how many times you've heard about guys lying about watching porn or people not being virgins. You're limiting your worldview otherwise. Just my opinion. :)

[–]uniquelyaverage 6 points7 points ago

the more important issue here is why in the fuck would you tell someone, who you've only met once or twice in passing, that you're a virgin?

[–]Gracen 4 points5 points ago

I didn't. My ex did. I also said I'd never met them, only seen them in passing.

[–]tehaleks 11 points12 points ago

Mine literally doesn't... it's weird, I watch it all the time. He doesn't care. He'll watch it with me though.

[–]Tbonethedstroyer 9 points10 points ago

Go on. . .

[–]MlSTERFlSTER69 1 point2 points ago

Popcorn, soda, family, and tears shed by the conclusion.

[–]blueboybob 18 points19 points ago

[–]Umpalumpa47 51 points52 points ago

No thanks.

[–]tomdarch 13 points14 points ago

For the most part, I'm not going to judge some one else's kink. But that's fucking sick.

[–]Dammit182 12 points13 points ago

I don't watch porn. I only have tried a few times and it didn't do anything for me. I feel like I'm some sort of asexual freak!

[–]shyguy95 14 points15 points ago

Asexuality is a real thing, you know.

[–]BiscuitMiscuit 1 point2 points ago

Unless you count naked pictures of my girlfriend... then I've never watched porn... I've also never smoked weed, and I've never driven a car.

Two of those are true one is a lie... You figure it out.

[–]A_Combat_Jack 1 point2 points ago

I don't need porn when I have Jennifer Lawrence.

[–]girrrrrrr2 1 point2 points ago

Where is that from?

Im in love with her, and the girl from the sports game, where she says stop it.

[–]AngryGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

Don't hate on her for finding a guy who subscribes to /r/pornfree

[–]Tanory07 1 point2 points ago

After watching a porno for 5 minutes, I stopped watching porn. I don't know why I don't like it ._.

[–]musskulls 1 point2 points ago

Believe it or not, they exist. I dated a 22 year old guy who was disgusted by the thought of watching porn. He said, "I don't wanna look at another guy's dick! That's gay and weird." But to be perfectly honest this guy was a little unusual in almost every single aspect.

[–]Ichthyologist 1 point2 points ago

I watch it but very selectively. The only problem I have with it is that it's so destructive to most porn actors/actresses lives. I try to stick to /r/gonewild.

[–]1mistakecharly 1 point2 points ago

I don't watch porn anymore, i watch. x-art. Once you discover that, there is no way to go back to porn...

[–]weggles 1 point2 points ago

I don't really watch porn any more. why is that so shocking?

[–]ZeraskGuilda 1 point2 points ago

Porn just doesn't do anything for me... Occasionally, I get ideas on positions from it... But I much prefer the real deal...

[–]GrayStudios 1 point2 points ago

I don't either. For me it's a commitment/fidelity thing, but I also feel like it can't be healthy when people talk about how they can't go without it, or it needs to be video, or of a certain variety. It desensitizes you. I don't want to be in bed with my wife and have that not be all I need.

[–]jrk08004 1 point2 points ago

Some of us really don't watch porn.

/r/pornfree , and don't forget /r/NoFap .

[–]hellomylover 1 point2 points ago

Since I started seeing my current partner 3 months ago I haven't watched any. I'm a man, she's a woman..how long will this last for?

[–]luft-waffle 12 points13 points ago

It's strange, I'm 19 and I've lost the taste for porn completely. I find it degrading, not to women, that's the actress' career choice, but to sex. People never believe me when I give this speech, but this is the internet so I don't give two shits. Think about it, what makes sex special? By itself it's just a messy, meaningless act, just people sweatily mashing their bits together. In reality it isn't sex that people want, it's a relationship, it's intimacy with another person. The act isn't special, what makes it special is the buildup, the relationship behind it. Every date, every kiss, every late night conversation, that's what goes into it, that's what people want, that's what's special. Without that you don't really have anything.

[–]OsirisGodoftheDead 21 points22 points ago

Not all guys watch porn. Fuck you and your stereotypes.

[–]canada432 16 points17 points ago

Sure, if the sample size is large enough (like reddit) you'll probably find a few, however http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html

It is more than a safe bet that any random guy watches porn.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

That's an entirely different problem - while I don't watch porn and my male friends don't watch porn, not one of us have never seen porn.

[–]x-skeww 11 points12 points ago

my male friends don't watch porn

Why are you monitoring your friends 24/7?

Also, doesn't this technically count as gay porn?

[–]HastyUsernameChoice 1 point2 points ago

I take your point ILL_SNIFF_YOUR_CUNT, but I'm going to go right ahead and presume that it was not a realisation of smutty vulgarity that rendered you prudish to effect such an outcome?

[–]uniquelyaverage 1 point2 points ago

well you're a exception because obviously you are too busy sniffing cunts to watch porn