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[–]Zero00430 90 points91 points ago

The best scene from the Venture Bros. EVER

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

[–]redwingsarebad 10 points11 points ago

Poor Speedy

[–]CleverBoy1 14 points15 points ago

And he was so close getting his wings too...

[–]reahidru 2 points3 points ago

Looking back, they really nerfed him after season one.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 2 points3 points ago

More like after the pilot. The man killed a guy by repeatedly slamming a couch into him until he broke through a wall.

[–]Mcmahok 1 point2 points ago

This is why they brought hatred into the show as the boys' bodyguard in season 4. Brock was too competent and awesome so the ventures never really got into many problems that Brock couldn't fix(if he maintained the status that he had in season 1)...I like to think when Brock kills Hitler in S4E1 that he goes on a journey back to being the Sweedish murder machine that he once was.

[–]reahidru 0 points1 point ago

I don't just mean replacing him I mean how here he took like a hundred tranquilizer darts to the chest and was still on the attack until he was hit by a car and then later one bullet to the chest was enough to knock him out.

[–]AmaDaden 0 points1 point ago

Sad to say but they had to. The shows theme is failure. With him around and awesome he could always save the day.

[–]Atticus1917 29 points30 points ago

agreed it is also my favourite, here's another classic moment Disarming Brock

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 26 points27 points ago

I really like the character development from batshit-insane murderer to war-scarred regretful.

Although to be fair, the writers probably just decided "Hey let's do something different with this guy"

[–]Zhang5 8 points9 points ago

I've heard that they have been working him out of the plot more often because he's far too competent.

Also: /r/venturebros

[–]blackjackjester 7 points8 points ago

He was the best part of the show though - The direct irony that, in a world where super heroes, supervillians, and superscience are a real thing, the only real superhero - the voice of reason in most cases - is the bodyguard.

Dr. O is also amazing.

I felt the show went downhill a bit when they started going too deep into a single plot line.

[–]the_tab_key 0 points1 point ago

I always figured it was probably due to Warburton not wanting to be part of the show any more. No proof of that, but just assumed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Love the guy shaking his head, makes while scene.

[–]ItsMomentsLikeThis 0 points1 point ago

What the Deuce.....you just earned yourself an instant tag.....Disarming Brock has got to be the one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

[–]skunkwrxs 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir!

[–]elozano6879 1 point2 points ago

The funniest thing on Reddit today imo.

[–]TECHlaughingman 1 point2 points ago

Brock Fuckin' Sampson

[–]coldcupofjoe 1 point2 points ago

The whole of Venture Bros. is the best scene. Its honestly one of my favorite shows ever.

[–]MonkeyInATopHat 0 points1 point ago

That is not even close to true.

[–]Brosama_Bin_Banana 35 points36 points ago

Try this in real life. IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

[–]superkidney 22 points23 points ago

I just tried it, this guy's legit you guys.

[–]theineffablebob 4 points5 points ago

Spine broken but yah, totally legit

[–]thriller24 22 points23 points ago

Why aren't there more Venture Bros. posts? It's a scientastic show!

[–]OverwhelmedAnt 26 points27 points ago

SOME THINGS I DON'T WANT REDDIT TO RUIN THANKS!

[–]mr_tw -3 points-2 points ago

NO PROBLEM

[–]mr_tw 2 points3 points ago

There's a subreddit

[–]thriller24 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]mr_tw 0 points1 point ago

Welcum

[–]jakemcd184 11 points12 points ago

venture bros. is still the best adult swim original. robot chicken 2nd. metalocypse / ATHF tie for 3rd.

[–]isthataturtle 0 points1 point ago

you and I, we'd get along. that is the exact order i'd rank them in

[–]jakemcd184 0 points1 point ago

had to come back to this comment because i forget one: FRISKY DINGO.

[–]isthataturtle 0 points1 point ago

only saw a few episodes they were quite funny, i want to watch the rest of the series. I know that the creator's new series is the awesome Archer too.

[–]jinxy96 11 points12 points ago

You have got to love that walking Swedish murder machine! :D

[–]Sandfish 3 points4 points ago

He'll go totally sickhouse on our asses!

[–]holisticMystic 1 point2 points ago

I like my ass gentleman!

[–]fisticuffsmanship 1 point2 points ago

Long live that blonde buttercream frosted murder cake

[–]trumby42 5 points6 points ago

Best animated show out there! Anyone know when (or if) the new season is going to start?

[–]shuazien 5 points6 points ago

When are they coming back?

[–]Jozer99 10 points11 points ago

2013?!?! Why that long? Are they painting every cell by hand using pigments hand collected from the most remote Himalayan peaks? What kind of 22 minute show has a 2 year production requirement!

[–]dreamwarder 7 points8 points ago

According to Jackson Publick, "Nine months is more like the time it takes to complete an episode from initial design to final edit, so it includes pre-production." Source. Can't rush quality.

[–]threwahway 1 point2 points ago

If it's anything like the seasons beforehand, I can definitely wait!

[–]dreamwarder 0 points1 point ago

Me too because if it is anything like the previous seasons, it's going to be better! Plus we have the 60-90 min special that is a part of their contract to look forward to :D

[–]thedinnerdate 2 points3 points ago

Well, it is The Venture Brothers. So I'd say a damn good one.

[–]TheseIronBones 1 point2 points ago

Its not much more than 2 guys working on it.

And they hand draw almost all the stuff before they send it off to be fully animated.

[–]Lazerus42 2 points3 points ago

YAYY!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAYYYY!!!!!!!

*ahem... YAY!!!!

[–]Atticus1917 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully soon...

[–]lotictrance 70 points71 points ago

Read his username. Proceed to downvote.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 16 points17 points ago

You do realize you are only downvoting him because of his username. His name could of been frosty_pumpkin_tits and you would of upvoted and been none the wiser.

[–]cuckundu 13 points14 points ago

I probably would have upvoted "frosty_pumpkin_tits" regardless of what he posted.

[–]frosty_pumpkin_tits 10 points11 points ago

Sup.

[–]cuckundu 1 point2 points ago

I am a man of my word. Upvote for you.

[–]wwwertdf 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]coldcupofjoe 0 points1 point ago

Account is 0 days old. Still upvoted.

[–]datpinecone -1 points0 points ago

Time to make that username so then you'll upvote me.

[–]gkardos 6 points7 points ago

Exactly. Reposting isn't against reddiquette. If you've seen something before, downvote it. If you haven't, and like it, give it an upvote. When more people have seen it than have not, it won't reach the front page. The only reposts that truly deserve to be pointed out in the comment threads are those that claim that the post was created by them. I.e "Check out this cool thing I built"

[–]FreedObject 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. That's the whole point of the vote system. Reddiquette literally says "don't complain about reposts, some people haven't seen it before" People who actually complain about it need to read

[–]finest_bear 1 point2 points ago

I actually downvoted first because of the repost, then read his username and thought it was brilliant and upvoted

[–]lotictrance 0 points1 point ago

You seem to think I haven't been here for quite a while.

[–]zeroGamer 0 points1 point ago

Personally, I downvoted him because it's a fucking stupid title. TITLE LEVEL: LAME LOL AMIRITE GUYS?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]RaddestCat -1 points0 points ago

But...it is also a repost

[–]GreenFaust 18 points19 points ago

It's new to me!

[–]superkidney 23 points24 points ago

It's not new to me, but I enjoyed seeing it again! So there!

[–]N8theGr8 0 points1 point ago

That clip of Charles Manson from 'Family Guy' was making fun of NBC's campaign regarding summer re-runs (I believe it was in the late 90's). They had a bunch of the actors from their shows saying "If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!" NBC was basically just hyping up a bunch of re-runs to keep up their ratings.

[–]SammichRepairman 3 points4 points ago

Brock didn't get hit by the car. The car got Brocked.

[–]kittywampuss 6 points7 points ago

Sasquatch IS something I've never seen before!!

[–]Apocol0id 4 points5 points ago

You coulda...told me...that uh...Sasquatch was uh....a dude.

[–]kylenienhaus 7 points8 points ago

I'm gonna take her down PERMANENTLY! "Beep boop beep?" No, not Maya Angelou.

[–]koakreeper 3 points4 points ago

jock rock my ass! listen to those lyrics it's all about love and longing

"beep boop"

..yeah and hobbits too

[–]voidsong 6 points7 points ago

Everything he does is like a boss.

The whole show is pure brilliance, best dialogue ever...

[–]BiffSkiffer 2 points3 points ago

Half swedish, quarter polish, quarter winnebago!

[–]Col-HunterGathers 1 point2 points ago

That's my line you lurid golem!

[–]DrNonathon 2 points3 points ago

This guy has gained 9k karma in a day.

[–]Pwnzored1 2 points3 points ago

I feel like Catherine the Great

[–]iBears 1 point2 points ago

Repost with the same title like a boss.

[–]theslackjawedyokel 1 point2 points ago

How about we go back to my place and I give you a "Rusty Venture?"

[–]Koozey 1 point2 points ago

"Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your skin gets all red and chafed."

[–]fisticuffsmanship 2 points3 points ago

Maybe I'll let you give me an Action Johnny

[–]theslackjawedyokel 0 points1 point ago

What!? I have chilled bubbly!

[–]xionshift 1 point2 points ago

I'd really like to see Adult swim releasing new episodes. They can't leave us hanging wondering what a "Rusty Venture" is.

[–]Halomaster1989 0 points1 point ago

If you get the dvd or blu ray of the final episode it is uncensored... urban dictionary should have you covered... http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=rusty%20venture

[–]xionshift 0 points1 point ago

according to urban dictionary, there are numerous meanings, all of which are hilarious! Thanks for the link.

[–]Col-HunterGathers 1 point2 points ago

A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore. I wanna know what an Action Johnny is.

[–]aznscourge 1 point2 points ago

He looks like a badass version of Johnny Bravo

[–]forkandspoon2011 1 point2 points ago

Last season was sort of Meh, but the season before that was amazing, it was cool to see 24 become a bad ass.

[–]bobbyb500 1 point2 points ago

That was all season 4

[–]Koozey 1 point2 points ago

I got hit by a car today and it made me really happy to see this.. I love venture bros... Also, this is the fourth time I've been struck by a vehicle.

[–]SailingSeasofRum 0 points1 point ago

I guess your mother never told you to look both ways eh?

[–]Koozey 0 points1 point ago

No. I just have balls of steel.

[–]JerkyChew 1 point2 points ago

The Venture Bros is one of the best shows on TV. Anybody who hasn't seen it is really missing out on some genius television.

[–]Mourningstar45 1 point2 points ago

BROCK FUCKING SAMPSON. Yes...the caps were needed.

[–]RampagingDragon 1 point2 points ago

I like this novelty account.

[–]fooop 1 point2 points ago

upvote for a very rare, appropriate use of 'like a boss'

[–]OP_karma_whores 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Like a boss 11coms 219pts 1mo gifs
Boss Hogg Gangsta? 0coms -3pts 5mos gifs
How to get hit by a car like a boss! 1com 16pts 6mos funny
How to get hit by a car like a boss 271coms 922pts 8mos funny
How to Get Hit by a Car Like a Boss 23coms 96pts 11mos funny
You know you're a badass if you do this 43coms 191pts 1yr funny
How to get hit by a car like a boss. 397coms 2023pts 1yr funny
How to get a ride 94coms 674pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Mofaux11 1 point2 points ago

don't... mind... if i... DO!

[–]Galaxey 1 point2 points ago

Anything from venture bros with brock sampson is a boss. Next time the TSA does a cavity search just kill them with ur ass like he does

[–]ElTimablo 1 point2 points ago

Which episode is this from? Also well aware of who posted it.

[–]dreamwarder 2 points3 points ago

It's from "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills," the 10th episode of the second season.

[–]Jozer99 1 point2 points ago

The woman driving the car was Doc's previous bodyguard and possibly the mother of the boys.

[–]SpaceManDug 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite show.

[–]cbcfan 1 point2 points ago

irepostoldtolinks is a genius! 3 day old account accumulates 11000 link karma?! This ranks up there with the people who bought US dollar coins from the mint and racked up thousands in Credit Card points! I laughed like this the when I saw this!

[–]SaddestClown 0 points1 point ago

Rustyyyyyyyyyy!

[–]littlebox8 0 points1 point ago

Trust fall

[–]ABusFullaJewz 0 points1 point ago

TRUST FALL!

[–]Agent9262 0 points1 point ago

Love Venture Bros and especially Brock.

[–]Excelsior24 0 points1 point ago

He does lots of things like a boss.

[–]MoarVespenegas 0 points1 point ago

Uhh he didn't get hit by the car, the car got hit by him.

[–]Illinformedpseudoint 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, but if you would like to see what getting hit by a car like a boss looks like you'll need to view this.

[–]Mc_Coy 0 points1 point ago

I was recently hit by a car, this gif is not an accurate description of what happens.

[–]Halomaster1989 0 points1 point ago

Spanish fly anyone?

[–]SyuGmelBorP 0 points1 point ago

Def trying that next time I'm about to get hit.

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

you accidentally a physics.

[–]ToddNKY 0 points1 point ago

Attn: Mythbusters!

[–]bithead 0 points1 point ago

Single Whip does have a real life application after all.

[–]MozzLand 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tucklulz 0 points1 point ago

Is that Luke Skywalker driving?

[–]mvw2 0 points1 point ago

Brock is the fucking MAN!

[–]eak125 0 points1 point ago

Bam! Brockness monster!

[–]Jdawg_sk1 0 points1 point ago

I've been hit by a car, well dodge truck actually and it certainly did not go like this

[–]The_Toe_Cutter 0 points1 point ago

One of my faves!!!

[–]Joshfucious 0 points1 point ago

Brock Mother Fucking Sampson FTW!

[–]Novelty_Name_Alert 0 points1 point ago

BLEEP BLOOP

[–]ImIGotSoul 0 points1 point ago

I wanna be Brock Samson when I grow up.

[–]rayvinriley 0 points1 point ago

Brock is the muthafuckin MAN

[–]Jloot 0 points1 point ago

This was the moment when I knew I loved this show.

[–]thechilltime 0 points1 point ago

So...is this "scientifically" possible?

[–]starksa14 0 points1 point ago

..not bad

[–]RedditGarbage 0 points1 point ago

GO TEAM VENTURE!! Have all the dvds LOVE this show.

[–]Saiyaman 0 points1 point ago

Baddest man to ever be animated

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[–]redwingsarebad 0 points1 point ago

...they hit me....with a truck....

[–]johneldridge 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–]thatcrazykid123 0 points1 point ago

TD:IL doing the Macarena and falling backwards gives you a free car

[–]DirkDigglerDaNiggler -2 points-1 points ago

like a fabulous* boss

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[–]ItsMomentsLikeThis 1 point2 points ago

you are asking for a view of oblivion my friend, just pack your bags and walk away.