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[–]randi3423 78 points79 points ago

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I have a disorder where I stay up all night and eat.

It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nomia.

[–]jackmcm5 14 points15 points ago

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This actually creeps me out a bit.

[–]LRafols 4 points5 points ago

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Those eyes... nope

[–]redshirttt 2 points3 points ago

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A bit? They creep me out so much .. those eyes remind me of the gingerbread man in The Brothers Grimm movie.

[–]vic2087 11 points12 points ago

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This is photoshoped i can tell by the eyes

[–]Curds_and_Whey 1 point2 points ago

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the fence and tree look original, only the eyes are shopped.

[–]matari 8 points9 points ago

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[–]tennis1998 0 points1 point ago

No dude a tree grew out of the ground with eyes and looking like its chewing on a fence :p

[–]Alethius 39 points40 points ago

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/r/trees has the munchies...

[–]itdeffwasnotme 16 points17 points ago

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/r/trees ALWAYS has the munchies...

[–]amyamyamy88 6 points7 points ago

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That's the cutest tree ever If I do say so myself.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 8 points9 points ago

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I'm on the fence about it.

[–]montydad5000 4 points5 points ago

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I can't figure out how they did that. I'm completely stumped.

[–]taint_stain 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say you build a fence next to a tree and just leave it there for a while.

[–]mrr0112 0 points1 point ago

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So you plant a tree next to a fence and leaf it alone for awhile

[–]SmokeyBones92 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah...take the eyes away and that tree looks like a dick

[–]ohgodwhatthe 26 points27 points ago

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I'm sure he's nice enough, once you get to know him

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Chilling in a parking lot waiting to pick up my brother and I completely lost my shit. Now people are looking at me weird. Thanks.

[–]MT_Flesch 2 points3 points ago

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there is no de-fence for this off fence

[–]tay95 2 points3 points ago

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Kinda looks like a penis...

[–]TitaniumNation 2 points3 points ago

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Here's more, just waiting for the photoshop.

[–]MBSquared 6 points7 points ago

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I imagine his noms are very, very slow.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooommmmm......

[–]Greater_Omentum 2 points3 points ago

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Why not Zoidbirch?

[–]souldust 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa! How does that tree grow through the fence like that???

[–]HorseSteroids 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone should upvote you until someone answers. Sadly, you didn't ask in the form of a lame pun so we'll never know the answer.

[–]souldust 0 points1 point ago

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check out my most recent submissions. hopefully r/askscience answers

[–]HorseSteroids 0 points1 point ago

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Good ol' r/askscience saves the day again.

[–]mrr0112 5 points6 points ago

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woah... I didn't realize that trees had eyes

[–]lidlin 3 points4 points ago

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That's no tree...

[–]BCouto 8 points9 points ago

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It's an Ent.

[–]MarktheStapler 3 points4 points ago

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Circle strafe and spam all day in RotMG

[–]Teamhank 5 points6 points ago

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om nom nom is onomatopoeia

[–]damnthetorpedos 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking thank you, I could not remember that word the other day.

[–]squekyshoes 1 point2 points ago

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You mean omnomatopoeia

[–]Zoccihedron 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Vibraphonium 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Thatsafunny 1 point2 points ago

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I had a really funny comment the last time this was posted, but I can't remember it anymore.... FWP

[–]A1CArtwood 0 points1 point ago

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So does the tree just, like, grow around the fence, or what?

[–]Diego_Poop 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT LOL IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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how long has that fence been there??

[–]Corsair857 0 points1 point ago

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Actually this is just really cool. Everything does not have to look like a penis, cum on guys.

[–]vengeful_hamster 0 points1 point ago

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How that tree feels, is how I feel since everyone is finishing finals and my school is only on midterms.

[–]sazuki3000 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit this is creepy.

[–]Da_Scotsman 0 points1 point ago*

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To me it looks like he's having his feet (tree equivalent? roots?) cut off by the fence and is biting down on the top of the fence to deal with the pain. It's all in the eyes.

[–]winzippy 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you have to be at least 13 to use the internet anyway? I mean... legally?

[–]Greg636 1 point2 points ago

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You're in the wrong thread. Is it this thread that you meant to post in?

[–]winzippy 1 point2 points ago

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It's all a part of my plan...

No really, I clicked on the wrong tab, vomited text from my keyboard and submitted. When I noticed it was the wrong thread I hit delete. And here it still is.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

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Delicious!

[–]Warwickist 0 points1 point ago

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I must admit, I was slightly disappointed that this wasn't a gif of guinea pigs eating celery.

[–]Dirty_Old_Town 0 points1 point ago

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If that's an ailanthus tree, I've got one of those insatiable fuckers doing that same thing to the foundation of my house as I type.

[–]lordzp 0 points1 point ago

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Is it me, or does it look like a giant penis?

[–]MutantEnemy04 0 points1 point ago

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That picture belongs in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA

[–]Filiusnaturalis 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if cute...........or creepy.

[–]edtehgar 0 points1 point ago

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Theres nothing googly eyes wont work on.

I love you googly eyes

[–]RykezOne 0 points1 point ago

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Longtree is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

[–]2nads 0 points1 point ago

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Apples look half rotten, she's trying to get of them

[–]Axemonster 0 points1 point ago

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Does this scare anyone else?

[–]whereistyler 0 points1 point ago

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I give that birch a fence, birch's love fences

[–]ShootyHoops 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'm ready for the om nom nom meme to retire or at least take a leave of absence.

[–]mrbeastie 0 points1 point ago

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Sudowoodo

[–]the_dyslexic_kid 0 points1 point ago

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R/trees material[4]

[–]Cheshire057 0 points1 point ago

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[–]captamerica02155 0 points1 point ago

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[–]flapjackman176 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that thinks the tree is shitting through the fence?

[–]gerbert 0 points1 point ago

This is from my site http://www.hungrytrees.com but my watermark has been removed. Lame.

[–]YouPornJude 0 points1 point ago

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Still cooler than the trees in Lord of the Rings.

[–]LickMyLadyBalls 0 points1 point ago

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tree zoidberg

[–]omnomnomnomnomnomn0m 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]EenTaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Classic thigmotropism, am I right?

[–]TheFinalChronos 0 points1 point ago

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6,774 view/ 6089 votes = 0.898... Therefore, around 90% of viewers either upvoted or downvoted the image.

[–]Sir_Joke_Explainer 0 points1 point ago

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The tree looks like it is eating the fence.

[–]ZombieWalker -1 points0 points ago

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Told you dude, don't fence me in!

[–]AngryCanadian -1 points0 points ago

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hold old is that fence?

[–]the_ARC1TECT 1 point2 points ago

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i'm sure it's holding it's fair sharing of the years

[–]panatloons_flambe -1 points0 points ago

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This tree is in my yard! I can't believe there is a pictuer of it on internet!

[–]Misterjd -1 points0 points ago

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Penis.

[–]Geeradicle -1 points0 points ago

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ummm..... now i'm hungry

[–]Montisa2008 -1 points0 points ago

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PENIS! It's A PENIS! AAAHHHHH

[–]JizzTitsMCGEE -4 points-3 points ago

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kill youself, this is stolen from 9gag

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[–]veron101 6 points7 points ago

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NSFW.NSFW. NSFW.

[–]MisterDonkey 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck.

Did she suck off a horse before that guy? Holy shit.

[–]Grabowerful 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW (blowjob).