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[–]matt01ss 42 points43 points ago

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Whenever I stumble into /r/spacedicks

[–]miniflip 26 points27 points ago

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Why did I just click on that.

[–]Atersed 10 points11 points ago

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/r/clopclop

hehehe...

[–]centipedeseverywhere 6 points7 points ago

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Oh wow, this is going too far. . .

[–]GraffyHooves 13 points14 points ago*

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Did someone mention /r/spaceclop yet?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Threedawg 2 points3 points ago

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I just saw somebody having sex with an ass.

What the fuck.

[–]Dieniekes 3 points4 points ago*

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I'll do it. I'll be that guy.

Edit:

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........ I have no words.

[–]i_love_younicorns 3 points4 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit. Can't believe it's taken you 6 months to find spacedicks.

[–]soulofgranola 5 points6 points ago

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Those pupils... are going into labor

[–]TheMightyAdzilla 7 points8 points ago

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Any one else find that .gif kinda scary? It was like watching a cat being exorcised of a demon over three seconds. It's eyes went from: hellspawn-> catlike -> discomfortingly human.

[–]SarahResolute 2 points3 points ago

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I always think that that cat must be Jabba the Hutt's long lost brother or something.

[–]blowjobs4everyone 0 points1 point ago

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The only way I can read the two 'that's' consecutively in a sentence like that is to take a 1 second pause in between. Otherwise I will read "....think that cat's hat..." or "....think that fat cat...." etc.

[–]nosprings 2 points3 points ago

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This is usually is the case for me as well, but just checked the mail and TAX REFUND BIATCH

[–]FloraPaste 2 points3 points ago

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you keep cat in your wallet at the middle of the month.

[–]ProfessorCaptain 1 point2 points ago

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Be honest, you mean your bank account.

[–]Pheskol 1 point2 points ago

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2 weeks of living like a king and 2 weeks like a bum.

[–]DroneMan11 4 points5 points ago*

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Dude, I can relate. Don't wanna be a bummer or anything but I really can't stand the .gif. Know the origins? From a stupid test where doctors gave a cat FUCKING LSD.

EDIT Because requested, here is a link to one of the times doctors have tested this shit. I found out because someone had posted the link before in a thread quite a while back but I can't find that link. Sorry to cause this shitstrom.

EDIT 2 I hope someone else knows where the link is so the aforementioned shitstorm could end. Stop hating I just don't like this sort of testing. it's I don't know... cruel?

[–]cornbeard 14 points15 points ago

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This makes me sad.

[–]hoopadoopedoop 12 points13 points ago

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My cat does the eye thing whenever I she's about to chase a string. I'm calling bullshit on you.

Also, there's a video out there of a cat on LSD. It was administered in a lab setting, and the cat looks like it's having a seizure.

[–]rooparoop 2 points3 points ago

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Can I see?

[–]hoopadoopedoop 2 points3 points ago

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Our names rhyme, so I'll be polite and say the link's in the post I had replied to. It's a sad video.

[–]The_Toe_Cutter 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as the lazer pointer comes out all three of my cats go japanamine eye.....same as this guy. Besides, I saw a cat eat two gel tabs once and he turned out ok!

[–]Quinnjdq 19 points20 points ago*

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I want a source. I am sorry but I am not going to believe a sop story without something to back it up.

[–]peas_in_a_can_pie 2 points3 points ago

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That's really, really horrible.

That being said, this is hilarious.

This gif is like veal

[–]Sanchooo 5 points6 points ago

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Fucked up

[–]tazmaniac86 1 point2 points ago

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Cite sources on things like this. No reason to ruin someone's day with merely hearsay. That's like posting a comment on a picture of a baby and saying she died of aids a few days later.

[–]MBSquared 2 points3 points ago

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I don't believe this for a second. The video you linked is WAY different than the .gif. Cats eyes change like that, my cat does it all the time. If it was on LSD, it's face would be in the floor and it would be convulsing like a shocked rag doll.

[–]DroneMan11 -2 points-1 points ago

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Sorry but did you read my edits? Obviously not. I said this isn't the one I'm talking about. I couldny find it.

[–]RampagingDragon 3 points4 points ago

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That's hilarious.

[–]Alexxandros 0 points1 point ago

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The cat better learn to handle it's shit.

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help but to laugh. LSD is a beautiful thing... but it was not meant for cats lol.

[–]BrianRampage -5 points-4 points ago

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Holy shit.. there's FUCKING LSD? And I've just been dropping the normal, nonfucking, LSD this whole time?? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??

[–]bael2188 -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm really against animal cruelty.. but holy fuck that.. that made me lol --- im sorry :(

[–]the7nd -1 points0 points ago

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Millions of rats are victims of experiments, and way more lethal ones, but one video of a shitty cat getting some narcotics and instant butthurt is rising.

Cant.. Handle.. Cat.. Faggotry.. AGH

[–]hella_wicked 1 point2 points ago

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What is that? $12? ramen it is!

[–]Lord_of_Womba 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of cats are these? They're kinda dopey/creepy lookin

[–]LaughterOfChildren 7 points8 points ago

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Scottish Fold. The most adorable of cats.

[–]Lord_of_Womba -2 points-1 points ago

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Eh, I prefer "normal?" short haired cats (no idea what they're called).

[–]stoversp 1 point2 points ago

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Have an upvote!

I hear taco bell is accepting it as currency now!

[–]williamscullin 0 points1 point ago

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Do you always find a bunch of acid in it around that time?

[–]dishwasherphobia 0 points1 point ago

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This gif was reposted within a week of the last time I saw it...

[–]Aegean 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does this if just a small part of my hand is sticking out from under the covers.

His face goes from "don't care" to "my old nemesis! - escape you will not"

[–]tripleOGkush 0 points1 point ago

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google: savings account. thank me later.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 0 points1 point ago

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You get paid once a month?

[–]Ponkers 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ZippoS -2 points-1 points ago

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People still carry cash in their wallets? All my money goes into my bank account... and I just my Interac card for everything.

[–]MaisNahMaisNah 13 points14 points ago

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There are many reasons to still keep at least twenty on your person.

Food truck tacos, places that don't take plastic, weed, emergencies, not being the dick who walks into a small business and charges a $2 purchase, etc.

[–]JFMechdude 1 point2 points ago

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Also, people tend to spend less if they carry cash. When you swipe a card, you don't think much of it since it's plastic--no big deal. However, when you remove cash from your wallet, you can physically see that you're losing something. This loss aversion tends to curb spending compared with others who use electronic payments.

[–]raeanin -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes because its terrible to save other customers and the cashiers time by doing a 2 second swipe vs paying cash, opening register, making change etc.

Purchase size is irrelevant unless your dealing with a merchant with very low credit/debit transactions and therefore is getting raped on fees. And you know what would solve this problem? More people using cards for transactions.

Agreed on the other parts though. Also hookers.

[–]MaisNahMaisNah 2 points3 points ago*

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I have never had it take less time to swipe a card, wait for a fucking receipt for a soda that I'm clearly not going to return, and sign it (or swipe, enter my PIN, say no to cash back, confirm again that I agree to pay $2 and then wait for the pointless receipt) than it does to hand someone a five and have them hand me three ones.

Edit: I will say, I pay for almost everything with my debit card and it's certainly my preference. I just think it's silly when people act like it's completely unreasonable that they still have to fork over some cash from time to time. I'd rather carry a bit of cash on me than to pay a $.50+ transaction fee on a small purchase, pay an extra ten cents per gallon when I fill up, or pay at the expense of a small business with high transaction fees. Not having cash is not going to stop me from making a small purchase, but it is my preference to help support business who provide a product/service I love by helping them avoid unnecessary costs whenever possible.

[–]dabears1020 -1 points0 points ago

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Transactions under $25 don't require a signature or PIN entry with good equipment. Modern machines aren't like the crappy little brick sized machines that take 15 seconds to authorize and slowly print you the little 2" x 3" receipt. Most places with relatively modern equipment can swipe a card and have you on your way in literally 2-3 seconds.

It's still a dick move to use a card on such a small purchase because of the fees the merchant has to pay, but time is not a good argument for paying cash.

[–]MaisNahMaisNah 1 point2 points ago

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I had to punch in my pin and wait for the receipt this morning at Plaid Pantry which is a massive company. Same at Fred Meyer (Kroger), another massive company. When I worked for Nordstrom (continuing with the massive company theme) I had a big ol' pocket full of high fives for customers that paid in cash because, even at Nordstrom prices, it took less time to cash them out. That's the case in the vast majority of places I go to. It's really a rarity to not have to sign or plug in my PIN. I don't doubt that you're speaking out of your true experience, but I don't think it is as common place/standard as you believe it to be.

[–]CrashTestDumbass 1 point2 points ago

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Transactions under $25 don't require a signature or PIN entry with good equipment. Modern machines aren't like the crappy little brick sized machines that take 15 seconds to authorize and slowly print you the little 2" x 3" receipt. Most places with relatively modern equipment can swipe a card and have you on your way in literally 2-3 seconds.

Since you are implying this is the standard everywhere, it is absolutely false. The store I work at requires PIN or signature for ANY amount charged to a card. The machines are brand-spanking-new and they still take time.

[–]Dunder-Mifflin -2 points-1 points ago

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Of course. But he was only saying that people don't carry a whole salary with them in their wallets every day...

[–]MaisNahMaisNah 3 points4 points ago

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No, he said

People still carry cash in their wallets?

And

All my money goes into my bank account

Not

People cash their entire check and carry it with them? Most of my money goes into my bank account.

[–]ZippoS -4 points-3 points ago

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a) Food truck tacos? Can't say I've ever purchased one. We don't even have a Taco Bell where I live.

b) Very few places here don't take plastic, especially since we have a nation-wide standardized debit card system for all banks. Very few.

c) Don't smoke. Never have.

d) Emergencies? I suppose.

e) I don't believe Interac costs business anything anymore. It used to, which is why smaller businesses used to have either a minimum purchase rule for Interac, or they tacked a fee onto the purchase.

Even when it comes to giving money to a friend, I usually just email it to them.

[–]MaisNahMaisNah 4 points5 points ago

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You're basing your entire argument on the value of carrying cash around a system that exists in only (or at least in vast majority) in Canada? I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

[–]nnaarrnn 1 point2 points ago

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WTF is Interac?

[–]ZippoS 1 point2 points ago

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Canada's debit network. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interac

[–]nnaarrnn 2 points3 points ago

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thanks, even though I should've googled it.

[–]jeremyjack33 1 point2 points ago

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Waiter here. I get paid out in cash everyday and don't usually have the time to get to the bank more than two or three times a week.

[–]ZippoS 0 points1 point ago

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You get paid in cash? That must be brutal for taxes... unless you're not claiming it.

[–]jeremyjack33 0 points1 point ago

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I do claim all my credit card tips and about 60% of the cash tips. My hourly wage (server minimum wage is about 3.25 where I live) usually all goes to taxes ( my checks end up being zero dollars). I usually break even come tax time and I actually netted a refund this year.

[–]ZippoS 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... $3.25/hr? I guess tips are expected.

There is no "server wage" here, although I believe it exists in other provinces. (Minimum wage is $10.25/hr; $15.00/hr for any hours worked over 40hrs/week)

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

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Last time I give a cat extacy.

[–]soulsbear -1 points0 points ago

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/r/reactiongifs LEARN YOUR SUBREDDITS, NIGGA.

[–]i_love_younicorns -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, you didn't even wait two days to repost.

[–]Mousi -3 points-2 points ago

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Wallet? What's that?

[–]nbpx -2 points-1 points ago

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Every time I take ecstasy.

[–]oETFo -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm a cat... and what is this!