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[–]realmadrid2727 21 points22 points ago

Where can one acquire this accessory?

[–]knowaboutit 8 points9 points ago

I want a grey one for my Cheezeburger!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That is one fat cat. Lovely.

[–]friendly_lettuce 6 points7 points ago

I couldn't find it anywhere. My best guess is that it's a custom job made from a plush lion king doll. The closest looking doll I could find is this one. Also I made a comparison image for no good reason. Looks similar and the size (17") makes sense for a cat hat mod. Now back to work...

[–]Mr-Xela-48 4 points5 points ago

You get yourself down to the pet store and ask for a mane. They'll take you to the lion enclosure out back, you pick your mane of choice. Then they'll shear it off and glue it around your cat's face.

[–]D_Bat 0 points1 point ago

I want to know where I can haz this too... I could search Google but I'm lazy not doing work right now.

[–]jomeisirdaniel 2 points3 points ago

It's no where to be found.

[–]NonAmerican -3 points-2 points ago

I suspect it's not widespread because it constitutes animal torture.

[–]sircarp 13 points14 points ago

As a bit of an aside it would be dang great if you had a link to the reddit post on your website. Some of those pictures I can't help but wonder the sort of thread that spawned them.

[–]Alatorr 12 points13 points ago

You're getting too good to be shitty_Watercolour. You should be Medicore_watercolour.

[–]Novo_Scotia 3 points4 points ago

I find this one to be extremely awesome

[–]Isayimanatheist -1 points0 points ago

Hey that was actually good!

[–]kpanzer 12 points13 points ago

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba

Sithi uhm ingonyama

[–]lmth 3 points4 points ago

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

Ingonyama

[–]iNNeRKaoS 6 points7 points ago

Inigo Montoya

[–]losethisurl 1 point2 points ago

Hello!

[–]ol_hickory 3 points4 points ago

It's the CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE(jerk) of LIIIIIIFE...

[–]EchoingSong -5 points-4 points ago

The Circle of Jerk, if you will.

[–]timo103 15 points16 points ago

"Look my child, all of the subreddits the light touches is our kingdom." "Everything the light touches, But what about that shadowy place?" "That's beyond our borders. You must never go there."

[–]spbelky 5 points6 points ago

That's the closest I've ever been to clicking on a /r/spacedicks

[–]Ze_Carioca 6 points7 points ago

Google chrome is your friend.

[–]spbelky 3 points4 points ago

Using iReddit. Links are a game of roulette for me. I honestly only guessed at what the link is. I have no idea what it links to.

[–]Ze_Carioca 1 point2 points ago

it was /r/spacedicks.

if you have google chrome you can put the mouse over a link and it will give you the URL in the lower left hand part of the screen.

[–]all_knowing_fish 1 point2 points ago

TIL another reason to love chrome.

[–]karanj 1 point2 points ago

Once upon a time, the URL in the status bar was taken for granted. Then Chrome came along and said "why have window chrome at all?"

And now we've come full circle.

[–]marcianoskate 0 points1 point ago

what?... every browser do this!

[–]IvyGold 1 point2 points ago

I dunno about IE9, but Firefox 12 does the same thing for me. I just tested it on that link.

I still clicked through anyway. Dammit I hate it when I do that.

[–]marcianoskate 0 points1 point ago

I tested on IE8, but I don't doubt grater versions of IE could be worst!

[–]Pumpizmus 0 points1 point ago

Firefox does the same.

[–]darmon 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna be a mighty king, like no king was before. Brushing up on looking down, while working on my roar!

[–]Catch22af 2 points3 points ago

can you imagine seeing that cat in your neighborhood, It'll probably get mistaken for some weird creatrure, like a chupacabra.

[–]SheaF91 1 point2 points ago

Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair!

[–]sb3hxsb50 2 points3 points ago

Hell of such as meow

[–]Arandur 1 point2 points ago

That's a-freaking-dorable.

[–]fatboi69 1 point2 points ago

Simbaaaaaaaaaaaa

[–]iamabutterflyy 1 point2 points ago

As soon as I saw the title... I knew it was going to be a cat.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I would make my cat wear this while she was hunting. Then when she comes back to the house with squirrels and headless bunnies it would look like the discovery channel.

[–]Keane1522 1 point2 points ago

How does a small cat like that grow such a luxorious mane?

[–]ell0bo 1 point2 points ago

God damn it. I'm not one to vote up cat pics, but that one is adorable.

[–]Rallerboy888 1 point2 points ago

R/aww gold

[–]Pandabamse 1 point2 points ago

One day Simba.... All this you can haz

[–]sybert 1 point2 points ago

A cat and a Lion King reference? One of the best Reddit karma combos ever.

[–]dingoperson 1 point2 points ago

The cat looks like he thinks it's extremely awesome.

Pimp accessory noted for if I get a cat.

[–]mr_tw 1 point2 points ago

King of Reddit

FTFY

[–]Alatorr 1 point2 points ago

My cat likes to think that he looks like this.

[–]4reefer2party0 1 point2 points ago

He's the hero reddit deserves

[–]chantistar 1 point2 points ago

Too freakin cute gah!

[–]cata2k 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting the fat guy with the Nintendo armor.

[–]Flappynipple 2 points3 points ago

If I was into cats, that would be the cat I would fondle. I mean that is a good looking cat. If I could do dirty things with that cat, like dig really big holes outside, I would.

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 1 point2 points ago

i will bow down to the king.

awwwwww.

[–]Pheon809 0 points1 point ago

[–]veron101 2 points3 points ago

GIANT BLACK BORDERS

[–]Pheon809 2 points3 points ago

For theatrical effect

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't those be on the top and bottom instead?

[–]Pheon809 2 points3 points ago

Not in this theater

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]veron101 0 points1 point ago

but the gif itself is so small...

[–]LiveByTheGuN 0 points1 point ago

This is the starting level on Lion King for Sega Genesis.

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

This is the starting 
level on Lion King for 
Sega Genesis.

[–]NewTownGuard 1 point2 points ago

You're awesome, but this is probably the worst one that you've ever done.

[–]JTDrainO 0 points1 point ago

Soon

[–]ftrs13 0 points1 point ago

Zazu?

[–]thewoogier 0 points1 point ago

"CHOSIMBA" - Moshufasa

[–]Pulpedyams 0 points1 point ago

I MUST HAVE THIS

[–]hattmarrington 0 points1 point ago*

What's the pink thing sticking out of its left elbow?

Is that a... a POISON DART?!?

[–]dann2707 0 points1 point ago

Instantly thought of LittleBigPlanet.

[–]gravitysnail 0 points1 point ago

That's not even a real lion...

[–]Waidawut 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's gonna be a mighty king..enemies had better beware!

[–]BombasticBrown 0 points1 point ago

Simba.

[–]nnaarrnn 0 points1 point ago

You mean King of Reddit

[–]PandaBearShenyu 0 points1 point ago*

Cat breading was just practice for... for thiooooooooo looooonnnnnnnnnngggg johhnhnnnnnsssoooonnnn

[–]razorleaf97 0 points1 point ago

Oh my gawd, SIMBA

[–]ThJ 0 points1 point ago*

Why didn't I submit the following picture to Reddit before...

http://www.artgrounds.com/submission/64321/

His artist name for this photo was Dimba the Mighty Lion, but his real name was Nim. Loved people. It was almost like having a dog. Sadly, he disappeared about a year ago, and I no longer live in the area. I hope he just found new owners.

[–]superyay 0 points1 point ago

MEOW.

[–]snotf 0 points1 point ago

and that was the leader of the thundercats when he was a kitteh.

[–]shootlikeaproG36 0 points1 point ago

Simba?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

NYAAAAAAAHHHHSAVENGYAAAAAAHHHHHHBARABEECHEEBABAAAHHH

[–]tuarbaby 0 points1 point ago

This looks like my cat "Otis" who took off last October...could this be...no?

[–]diinkdup 0 points1 point ago

Remem-bahhhhhhhhhhh

[–]acemasterke406 0 points1 point ago

Hakunah matata....

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

What about that shadowy place?

Edit: should really Ctrl F before commenting like this.

[–]8938colby 0 points1 point ago

I.... am..... SIMBA!!!!!

[–]zcurator 0 points1 point ago

What's up mane?

[–]nstephens12 0 points1 point ago

meow gusta.

[–]8opus 0 points1 point ago

The circle of life!!!!! (holds cat with mane up)

[–]heynow_hank_kingsley 0 points1 point ago

stampede, in /r/funny ... SIMBA'S DOWN THERE

[–]spydir80 0 points1 point ago

That is the cutest thing I have ever seen

[–]Rollingstone557 0 points1 point ago

Saw this a 2 years ago on Icanhazcesseburger

[–]HostileVaginalTract 0 points1 point ago

Joe Dirt Cat.

[–]digitalsurgeon 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious.

[–]IVEGOTA-D-H-D-WHOOO 0 points1 point ago

This is the first cat picture I've ever upvoted. You win my internets for today, sir.

[–]WoolViking -1 points0 points ago*

Am I actually the only one disliking these posts? I don't think animals actually enjoy being put on "funny" accessories for our amusement..

[–]sr20inans2000 -5 points-4 points ago

God, fuck cats, lets move onto the next thing.