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[–]i_dont_gets_it 288 points289 points ago

So you had 14,33333333333 points before? My karma points are only integers. Probably why I have so little:(

[–]CrotchPotato 57 points58 points ago

Until now! Have an upvote.

[–]slayer_of_potatoes 92 points93 points ago

CROTCH potato??? Sometimes I hate my job.

[–]CrotchPotato 49 points50 points ago

Shit guys gotta g-

[–]opus666 34 points35 points ago

We must warn POTATO_IN_ANUS, before it's too late!

[–]XZlayeD 4 points5 points ago

priceless... ಠ_ಠ

[–]auldnic 3 points4 points ago

But certainly approved . .

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]slayer_of_potatoes 4 points5 points ago

draws katana

Defend yourself, potato.

[–]JacketPotatoes 1 point2 points ago

You are a monster.

[–]slayer_of_potatoes 1 point2 points ago

I am a professional.

[–]crotchcritters 4 points5 points ago

your name is similar to my name

[–]CrotchPotato 9 points10 points ago

That's a coincidence. Your name is similar to my name as well.

[–]crotchcritters 6 points7 points ago

don't taunt me, you crotchety crotchpotato

[–]CeruleanOak 16 points17 points ago

Saw comma, thought 1.4 quadrillion, was temporarily bewildered.

[–]ModnaRMC 21 points22 points ago

[–]ab26 11 points12 points ago

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Karma is currency, it demands precision.

[–]ModnaRMC 2 points3 points ago

So.. you're telling me you've never said 'A couple of dollars'?

[–]ab26 7 points8 points ago

That's a toonie.

[–]capnsouth -1 points0 points ago

fk'n canadians

[–]cornelious11 11 points12 points ago

sorry

[–]wwwertdf 1 point2 points ago

Who is laughing when you to deposit your bill into a pop machine and it spits it back out. I for one believe that Canadians invented the Loonie and Toonie for this reason.

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

Then, you'll love /r/Lojban.

[–]ITboredom 0 points1 point ago

and atom bombs

[–]StefArsenal 7 points8 points ago

i could be an american asshole and point out here we say 14.333333333, but i wont. europeans...

[–]hdcantona 6 points7 points ago

brit here: we use "." as well! high fives monitor

[–]MrCreeperPhil 3 points4 points ago

F*ck you all!

Brits, why? WHY!?

[–]Aurilion -4 points-3 points ago

*Monitor breaks on impact

*Intellegence reduced by 10 points

[–]Gangster301 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

you replace that comma with a period like the good lord intended you god damn hippy!

[–]ThisIsDefinitelyAGun 0 points1 point ago

,

[–]spiceXisXnice 1 point2 points ago

No, it's not.

[–]sdub 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing when I think of a comment after reading a post, and the highest comment is exactly what I was going to say...

[–]vodkamartini 0 points1 point ago

Mine are floats!

[–]CoolMcDouche 0 points1 point ago

Why does someone always gotta beat me to the insanely obvious posts?? :(

[–]WrightJustice 0 points1 point ago

Confused me for a moment there, as in England we use "." not "," to denote a decimal place, so I was thinking 14,33333333333 didn't make any sense.

[–]DarthVapor77 0 points1 point ago

I like how your username fits the situation... its's exactly how I felt coming in here

[–]pregnantandsober 0 points1 point ago

*so few.

If you can count them (and they are integers, as you say), then you use "few".

[–]HeHeHeGS 14 points15 points ago

I was cruising along being so proud when I would get a comment up-voted to the 20s or 30 and then one day I simply said "I have no problem with this" to a picture of the space shuttle covered in sponsor logos...

BAM 1200 karma!

[–]TuneRaider 22 points23 points ago

It's all about the timing - I get the most karma for saying the stupidest shit at the right time.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 6 points7 points ago

As long as you don't share an opinion that conflicts with the norm you should get plenty of karma. Now excuse me while I complain how Neil Tyson isn't that great.

[–]rwh1085 0 points1 point ago

So brave.

[–]matt01ss 4 points5 points ago

It always seems when I post some dumb comment that it gets tons of upvotes, but when I take my time thinking of something clever/witty it ends up being -1 or something.

[–]FunkyCubano 0 points1 point ago

In before your comment gets buttloads of upboats.

[–]kwang0411 1 point2 points ago

boatload of upbutts

[–]TonyMontana12 2 points3 points ago

upload of boatbutts

[–]Anti-Adam -2 points-1 points ago

stupidest shit

[–]barcodescanner 1 point2 points ago

Bummer, dude. Wrong time.

[–]Anti-Adam 1 point2 points ago

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[–]GerHG 1 point2 points ago

I actually remember seeing this, because I then thought "me neither"

[–]IMasturbateToMyself -1 points0 points ago

Timing is everything. For example, trapped_in_reddit replied to nearly every single answer from Bad Luck Brian yesterday when he did an AMA. He probably got over 5k karma from just that one thread. And the best is look at the rising /r/all queue. It's really boring though so I only go whenever I have absolutely nothing to do.

[–]HELOSMTP 26 points27 points ago

Who cares.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 42 points43 points ago

"I care."

   -Nobody        

[–]XCodes 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, seriously. I increased my comment karma six-fold when I got almost 900 karma from a single comment.

[–]skipdog172 -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah apparently making a post about how you are happy that you got Karma is enough to make front-page these days. No comedy. Just a Jim Carrey gif.

I truly wish reddit users would pull their heads out of their asses(FOUR THOUSAND UPVOTES ON THIS POST?? REALLY?!?!) and think about what they are doing and what they are turning reddit into.

[–]andrewsmith1986 17 points18 points ago

My friend dressed as that for Halloween.

Whenever I wake up and I've lost karma and I have over 100 messages, I know I've fucked up.

[–]Theropissed 2 points3 points ago

At least people talk to you

[–]slartbarg 1 point2 points ago

such is the price to pay for a redditlebrity?

[–]CaptPirate 2 points3 points ago

As awkward 's that is ter read, 'tis quite fun to say. Cheers.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

You dun goofed.

[–]upboat_ 0 points1 point ago

700k karma this guy

[–]MusicMagi 4 points5 points ago

please move this post to /r/karmawhores thank you

[–]N69sZelda 1 point2 points ago

So let me ask... How will you be when your karma goes up to 1100?! WE NEED A FOLLOW UP!

[–]lady_redditbush 1 point2 points ago

So...uh...this is an actual blues dance move! It's called...wait for it..."Crazy Legs."

[–]Your_nerf_herder 1 point2 points ago

This is officially my favorite gif ever

[–]fvcvxdxfc 3 points4 points ago

Made one post, got 47 karma :O

[–]hcgator 3 points4 points ago

Your karma may have tripled, but your opinion is still useless.

[–]mrp00sy 5 points6 points ago

43/3=14.3333333333333333333333333333

Fractional karma does not exist.

[–]the_cowboy 4 points5 points ago

It does; they just round it so you never see it.

[–]freecandy_van 10 points11 points ago

What if we made an account that collected all this fractional karma? People would never notice, and we would become kar-millionaires

[–]heymrk 2 points3 points ago

No way man. Not gonna let you fuck up my life.

at least I think that's how the line went

[–]TonyMontana12 1 point2 points ago

[–]freecandy_van 4 points5 points ago

I was thinking Office Space

[–]greylendark 4 points5 points ago

And they were inspired by superman II soooo... Yes.

[–]freecandy_van 1 point2 points ago

I was indirectly inspired by this then, but not directly. The commutative property of inspiration.

[–]greylendark 1 point2 points ago

this might be my math nerd coming out... but shouldn't this be the transitive property of inspiration?

A -> Office Space, Office Space -> Superman II .: A -> Superman II?

[–]freecandy_van 2 points3 points ago

Now I'm embarrassed to admit I have a math degree and failed to use it properly on reddit. Transitive is correct, not commutative.

[–]greylendark 1 point2 points ago

Oh no! Well here are some upvotes to help you cope!

[–]mrp00sy 0 points1 point ago

Good luck giving half votes then.

[–]DamonAnkh 1 point2 points ago

I've got 44! HAHA!

[–]tenduril 1 point2 points ago

Dude 43 isn't a multiple of 3.

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

Only reason I gave this an upvote because it's one of the greatest movies ever made!

[–]nope_cubed 3 points4 points ago

Wait, it tripled to 43?

[–]pungkrocker 10 points11 points ago

yeah! you seem to have understood the title.

[–]nope_cubed 0 points1 point ago

No, I was wondering how he only had 43 so far... jk

[–]tsumeguhh -1 points0 points ago

I RECEIVED IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS

LETS MAKE A COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS POST ABOUT IT

[–]Aehsxer 2 points3 points ago

AND AN ALL CAPS RESPONSE THAT GENERATES ANOTHER ALL CAPS RESPONSE!

[–]dampierp 3 points4 points ago

Followed by a polite request to stop a trend before it gets out of hand. Good day.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 0 points1 point ago

C-C-C-C-C-UNORIGINAL REPLY

[–]X-Craft 0 points1 point ago

YOU FORGOT TO SAY PLEASE!

WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER ALL CAPS RESPONSE!

[–]Buttered_Penis 0 points1 point ago

He's just living up to his name.

[–]UselessOpinion[S] 0 points1 point ago

useless post for a useless opinion...

[–]imgursucks -4 points-3 points ago

None of this bullshit happened before imgur

[–]matt01ss 1 point2 points ago

Imgur is the greatest image hosting service ever

[–]awesomechemist 0 points1 point ago

OP is going to shit himself tomorrow...

[–]Sandr0G 0 points1 point ago

Exactly my feelings.

[–]soulking 0 points1 point ago

easiest way to up your karma? Post something new to /r/mylittlepony.

[–]andy98725 0 points1 point ago

Now look what your karma did.

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

I have over 24,000, and it has yet to have any positive effect on my life. What gives Reddit?

[–]JTDrainO 0 points1 point ago

Nobody ever pays me in gum...

[–]omgitsjo 0 points1 point ago

You're in for a big surprise.

[–]kingofbigmac 0 points1 point ago

I am listening to Deadmau5 - Some Chords and this goes perfectly with the song.

[–]angrypikachu 0 points1 point ago

Where is this gig from? It looks funny

[–]Shannyishere 0 points1 point ago

I will never know the sensation.

[–]ilestledisko 0 points1 point ago

Totally one of his best roles.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

So, what's your reaction going to be when you see that your karma multiplied over twenty-fold?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Man, I gotta see the dance you're gonna do tomorrow morning.

[–]BlissfulSon 0 points1 point ago

And now?? What gif do you have for us now??

[–]Brando2600 0 points1 point ago

Some people may never know this feeling.

[–]chiquichin 0 points1 point ago

because it takes forever to load...

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations on indexing a useless number.

[–]UselessOpinion[S] 0 points1 point ago

useless number for a useless opinion...

[–]borack 0 points1 point ago

im wondering what you are doing right now then!

[–]FFVIINanaki 0 points1 point ago

This guy must be shittin' bricks looking at his karma now.

[–]looksfamiliar 0 points1 point ago

FALSE, 43 is a prime.

[–]chiquichin 0 points1 point ago

/r/meta is a thing, btw.

[–]Hyce 0 points1 point ago

So, what are you doing now that you've pretty much exponentially increased it?

[–]MagoLopez 0 points1 point ago

Old man on the right was about to slap that old bitch

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Happened to me... I ran around my house masturbating furiously

[–]GET_A_FUCKING_BLOG 0 points1 point ago

Cool

[–]Red_AtNight 0 points1 point ago

This is clearly meant for /r/reactiongifs - you crook, you

[–]longboardingerrday 0 points1 point ago

You should have seen my face the day after I posted this. I had 309 link karma beforehand.

[–]asianbronyman 0 points1 point ago

I legitimately could get 6 more karma and it would triple. I'm new here btw.

[–]airball214 0 points1 point ago

A clock in my kitchen ticks perfectly with the lady to the right restarting and "fist pumping." It was a nice little rhythm

[–]znhunter 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this from?

[–]aakaakaak 0 points1 point ago

I still get a little giddy when a comment or link breaks +10. Yesterday's karma completely made up for the crap day I had.

[–]herobotic 0 points1 point ago

This dance has gotten so much bigger since you posted this, I imagine.

[–]wilsonism 0 points1 point ago

Wait until you get one go over 500.

[–]hellboy76 -3 points-2 points ago

I am in the same boat. I was a lurker for years, then finally made an account and made a few comments and then sat there all nervous-like hoping not to be ignored or worse. Still creeping around trying to figure everything out. :D

[–]SteveBruleMD -1 points0 points ago

I'm ready to go in coach. Just gimme a chance. I know there's a lot right riding on it but you just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind.

Blue 42! Blue 42! Hut! HUT!

[–]Mandypandy12341 -1 points0 points ago

this happened to go perfectly with the song i'm listening to.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

If you partied that hard for your karma tripling to 43, you're going to go wild with this post.

[–]dr_wang -1 points0 points ago

fuck you

[–]keke_kekobe -1 points0 points ago

Grats on them internet points, bro.

[–]Vorsorken -1 points0 points ago

Fucking hell guys, I don't think OP meant "tripled" to be an exact figure.

When I noticed my karma multiplied by 3.071428571 last night

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[–]thomasbecket -1 points0 points ago

yaaaaaaaaaaaay more people reposting shit from r/gifs while talking about karma. And fuck everyone who upvotes this crap.

[–]ShroudIII 0 points1 point ago

Link doesn't even work.

[–]I_can_glitch_that -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Damwing -2 points-1 points ago

[–]yawaketchum -1 points0 points ago

I hope you don't have a brain aneurism when you see the amount of karma you have now 0.0

[–]nomogoodnames -1 points0 points ago

So now what is he gonna do?

[–]ogami1972 -1 points0 points ago

I always wonder what the hell I said while drunk. I do the same thing when I wake up to an inbox of Youtube comment replies. Kind of that " oh shit what did I say now?" moment.

[–]Aidspuppy -1 points0 points ago

Well this just 17.41 X'ed it

[–]BeelzebubTerror -1 points0 points ago*

Calm down. It's only link karma, which will get inflated every repost. According to my calculations, 43 karma adjusted for inflation would be only 19 karma in 2011.

[–]Gramma42ton -1 points0 points ago

First time one of my comments exploded. I was at about 300 comment karma. Suddenly, I made a post that got about 700 karma.

mfw it happened

[–]WTFYouTalkingAbout -1 points0 points ago

HOLY FUCK GUYS

YOU START AT AT 1 FUCKING KARMA (43 - 1)/3 = 14

Other possible configurations: 30, 37, 34, 31, 28, 25, 22, 19, 16, 13, 10, 7, 4

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, "i_dont_gets_it" is a novelty account and is trolling and everyone else in the thread, not replying to him/her, suddenly goes full retard.

[–]frenchy612 -1 points0 points ago

I wonder what his dance is gonna be like once he sees this!

[–]ianp -2 points-1 points ago

May your karma now quadruple.

[–]warped_and_bubbling -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks, Australia! You guys are awesome.

[–]RayKinStL -2 points-1 points ago

"It's in the bone. It's in the bone. It's in the...bone"

Yes, I know that's form a different Ace Ventura movie, but that scene always has me cracking up and any time I see something with Acen Ventura, I instantly think to him getting those spears in the leg, and "pooping" out of the fake rhino.

[–]LetMeBlackenThat -2 points-1 points ago

[–]ChaseEatsWorlds -2 points-1 points ago

I'm tempted to keep this just in case I get a good score on my finals...

[–]innsertnamehere -2 points-1 points ago

am I the only one that finds it funny that his carma has now gone up over 10-fold??

[–]akakaze -2 points-1 points ago

But, 43 isn't a multiple of three. How did it triple to that?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

False. 43 is not divisible by 3.

[–]Batmang404 -2 points-1 points ago

This is funny? No much quality around here

[–]teamjacob4everrr -2 points-1 points ago

really? my main account has like 12k karma on it its not hard

[–]Ramquat -3 points-2 points ago

If you'd post a comment in your own thread i'd be happy to give you some pitty karma :D

[–]fhsd4264 -3 points-2 points ago

I was expecting a 3*0=0 joke..

[–]FunkyCubano -3 points-2 points ago

The best is when you get over 300 karma for "fixing" a post. By "fixing," I mean I flipped a a picture upside down (in paint lol) because it was about Australia.

[–]glenlikespie -3 points-2 points ago

I can't wait to see your dance today!

[–]xnerdyxrealistx -3 points-2 points ago

I expect to see a new post when your karma triples again.

[–]drachenstern -3 points-2 points ago

And now you're over 300 ;-)

[–]mbrown9412 -3 points-2 points ago

And now it's even higher...

[–]becca1115 -3 points-2 points ago

Holy crap that's exactly how my bf responded!

[–]neo_llama -3 points-2 points ago

I wonder what UselessOpinion is like now that they have even more!

[–]Wammis -3 points-2 points ago

K, but now I want to see your dance in reverse... and slow motion.

[–]propylene22 -3 points-2 points ago

Isn't 43 the answer to life the universe and everything?

[–]RayKinStL -3 points-2 points ago

When I realized the karma I had been so desperately trying to get, meant nothing...

http://i.imgur.com/VSf6B.gif