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[–]mixigs 78 points79 points ago

I don't know what I find most disturbing - the hair, the robe or that the kitten does not have nearly enough lather on it for good dishwashing.

[–]ThePhenix 7 points8 points ago

OH GAWD I'VE ONLY JUST SEEN THE KITTEN

[–]blackpeople_harhar 0 points1 point ago

You guys don't wash the dishes with a kitten?

[–]prettyprincess90 49 points50 points ago

Well that doesn't make any sense... people with hangovers don't do dishes...

[–]bioshrapnel 8 points9 points ago

Came here to say this. I'd never do dishes if I was hungover enough to do dishes with my pet. I won't say however that I couldn't be that hungover.

[–]ridik_ulass 10 points11 points ago

yeah I don't even do dishes sober....

[–]centipedeseverywhere 2 points3 points ago

I accidentally ruin everything when I have hangovers. Obviously the picture of me would be myself surrounded by an entire set of shattered dishes.

[–]KiLLaKRaGGy 1 point2 points ago

Exactly, get back to the couch where you belong

[–]nightshadeOkla 0 points1 point ago

Beat me to it.

[–]Viend 0 points1 point ago

College students don't do dishes.

[–]nemoomen 69 points70 points ago

YOU HAZ BETRAYED MY TINY TRUST

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but hear this in a squeeky voice and giggle uncontrollably.

[–]C4ndlejack 15 points16 points ago

So what exactly is this ad for? Anti-hangover pills? Does such a thing exist? I'd buy the shit out of that.

[–]silentsighs493[S] 10 points11 points ago

alka-seltzer.

[–]C4ndlejack 7 points8 points ago

Oh god, I need this stuff. Thanks for letting me know.

[–]deagle2012 13 points14 points ago

Sounds like C4ndlejack has some crazy party planned. I hope I get inv

[–]CannabisCas -1 points0 points ago

Yeah i imagine you will. He sent the invite out to all of th

[–]silentsighs493[S] 3 points4 points ago

absolutely!

[–]tri_chaconne 0 points1 point ago

Works better if you take it before going to bed. But the problem is always, that if you need to take it before going to bed, you are in no condition to remember that you need to take it before you go to bed and wake up in a mess.

[–]jokr004 3 points4 points ago

Fuck, that makes a lot more sense.. For some reason I saw condoms and was really confused...

[–]ViagraSailor 2 points3 points ago

This is my hangover medicine of choice. Some people think it's bs because its just bubbles, but it actually has aspirin in it. So, the aspirin helps the pain, whilst the bubbles and other shit help your tummy.

10/10: would recommend

[–]PromethiumX 0 points1 point ago

When do you take it? Before bed?

[–]hupanalol 1 point2 points ago

Now the question is: do they actually work?

[–]AuxillaryPriest 1 point2 points ago

Alka Seltzer used to make a product called Morning Relief. That stuff worked. Naturally it's not on the market any more. :(

[–]BenCelotil 2 points3 points ago

I have a routine called Morning Relief.

  1. Take a huge dump.

  2. Eat 6 boiled eggs, a teaspoon of minced garlic, and a teaspoon of minced chilli.

  3. Sip slightly weaker than usual coffee.

I find that any nauseousness tends to go away after step 1, the eggs are refilling but mild to the stomach, and the garlic and chilli clears my head.

[–]skawesome 2 points3 points ago

I like to imagine this is a daily routine, and has nothing to do with hangovers.

[–]BenCelotil 1 point2 points ago

It would be, but eggs are expensive.

[–]cyberslick188 -1 points0 points ago

Caffeine and aspirin. There are a million products on the market with the same thing, I don't see why this would work much better.

[–]AuxillaryPriest -1 points0 points ago

I don't either. I've tried Bayer aspirin and Jet Alert, but it's not the same. (Placebo effect?)

Maybe it was the ratios or delivery system, but whenever I had a nasty hangover I'd take this stuff and go back to being drunk without the pain.

What other products combine the two?

[–]cyberslick188 0 points1 point ago

Excedrin and about a million other products. I mean, caffeine and aspirin. That's in a ton of various products. Many consider the number one cause of headaches in the US to be caffeine withdrawal. What better product to fight headaches, the number one cause of aspirin use, then to combine them? It's been like that forever.

[–]pig-newton 1 point2 points ago

Hangover headaches are often caused by dehydration. Alka seltzer basically forces you to drink a certain amount of liquid with your pain killer.

[–]Fifty7Academics 0 points1 point ago

McNulty look a likes?

[–]Dickfore 0 points1 point ago

just take a b12 with a couple glasses of water before you go to bed.

[–]TSchmit 0 points1 point ago

Hangovers are due to dehydration. Either take chaser(anti-hangover pill) or drink water or things with electrolytes.

[–]DJ_Tips 0 points1 point ago

Anti-hangover pills? Does such a thing exist?

Yes. They're called "Vicodin".

Disclaimer for the "Ooh, I can correct someone for karma!!!" crowd: Yes, I know it's not a good idea. No, I don't do it.

[–]ChalgakillerBG -1 points0 points ago

It's called Shkembe Chorba. In your language, it would be tripe soup I guess.

[–]ridik_ulass -1 points0 points ago

there are these

they sell them with condoms in machines in pub bathrooms here in Ireland. fuck knows if they actually work.

[–]drunk_otter 51 points52 points ago

I call bullshit - I mean how can he be so hungover that he doesn't realize he's washing his kitten with a plate?

[–]centipedeseverywhere 1 point2 points ago

Only a drunk otter would know the answer to this question.

[–]jhowlett 8 points9 points ago

Is that Wolverine?

[–]toxicFork 4 points5 points ago

wolverine doesn't get hangovers

[–]jhowlett 2 points3 points ago

ah but hugh jackman does. look at that shnoze. also, upvote for being 100% correct.

[–]2fingers 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's Jimmy Mcnulty

[–]rwayne1417 5 points6 points ago

Get it right. The ad says, "Hangover is dangerous."

[–]bulbuh16 0 points1 point ago

[–]DylanAnderson 6 points7 points ago

You know what doesn't give you a hangover? Weed.

[–]macinslash 1 point2 points ago

I love the kitten's facial expression - "what the hell man?"

[–]coltsrock08 1 point2 points ago

A redditors worst nightmare.

[–]senorschmu 1 point2 points ago

[–]OGenerator02 1 point2 points ago

Dangerous for cats!

[–]noawesomenameneeded 1 point2 points ago

What's so bad about this? Clean dishes, clean cat. Two birds with one stone.

And people, lets give this guy some credit. He's being productive. When I'm hungover I only get up long enough to move myself to the couch where I remain until its time to move myself back to bed.

[–]acousticphan 1 point2 points ago

Hangover topic, eh?

ctrl+F "pedialyte"

Nothing? Really???

[–]Unrelated_Nonsense 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit, I heard that in the movie 3 Men and a Baby, you can see a dead person in the window... which I dont believe is true... one of the main actors is Tom Selleck, and it was probably just a shadow of his former carreer

[–]Del_Castigator 1 point2 points ago

its actually just a cardboard cutout of tom.

[–]Unrelated_Nonsense 2 points3 points ago

is it a wonder of modern science... or just a hot pocket....

[–]Del_Castigator 0 points1 point ago

the world, the universe, the multiverse, all matter, anti-matter, and everything things in existence and things that are not.

[–]Unrelated_Nonsense 2 points3 points ago

Good God Shaquille O'neil is tall

[–]slangwich 0 points1 point ago

Read this as "Hangovers are dangovers"

[–]bignastyv 0 points1 point ago

I applaud this man's ability to multitask.

[–]Wammis 0 points1 point ago

And, here I thought a wet pussy, especially one on a plate, was a good thing... TIL.

[–]namtrix 0 points1 point ago

SAVE TEH KITTEH!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Who cleans dishes while hung-over?

[–]Banana_For_Brains 0 points1 point ago

Half of reddit is screaming right now

[–]foursticks 0 points1 point ago

Psshhh... No one does that when they're hungover The dishes, I mean.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

No, I'm...

doesn't...

[–]labeled_deodorant 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "Hangovers are dinosaurs...".

[–]Crook3d 0 points1 point ago

"Ugh, I'm so hungover! I know- I'll do the dishes!"

[–]RuiningItForEveryone 0 points1 point ago

That's the shame talking.

[–]Gnarwal_Power 0 points1 point ago

so smoke weed..

[–]Mos_Deaf 0 points1 point ago

***is

[–]hilobude 0 points1 point ago

Wow! I cannot believe he forgot to put his other glove on.

[–]okaybrazilian 0 points1 point ago

wolverine in a kimono, dog.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Hugh Jackman's less successful brother, Jack.

[–]bstormy 0 points1 point ago

Nooo don't do that! It'll break the karma machine

[–]flyntdj 0 points1 point ago

The cat doesn't seem to mind at all

[–]coldknuckles 0 points1 point ago

That kitten seems okay with being a sponge.

[–]Elkang 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Tommy Lee Jones

[–]ThePlaystation0 0 points1 point ago

I think this is just a Redditor trying to cope with being away from the computer for 10 minutes to wash the dishes.

[–]shadow321337 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was Robert Downey Jr. at first.

[–]Yannnn 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, hangovers really are dangerous. I had a hangover once, stepped out of the shower, slipped and broke my arm... true story :(

[–]Monkeyherder 0 points1 point ago

Why is he washing up with a hangover? I don't get out of bed until the spinning stops.

[–]DigiDude 0 points1 point ago

Initially, I thought the advert was for condoms. True story!

[–]97bluelights 0 points1 point ago

[–]what1stuff 0 points1 point ago

Multitasking level Man.

[–]Lisztomaniia 0 points1 point ago

I think you would be more likely to wash your cat while drunk.

[–]KittenMilkComics 0 points1 point ago

Hangover is dangerous

Acktualy is dolan

[–]blackshark121 0 points1 point ago

Unless that advertisement is normally a lot bigger, it fails miserably, because I can't tell what brand of alka-seltzer that is.

[–]pwd666 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, its the guy from RugRats.

[–]Viend 0 points1 point ago

How can he be so hungover that he lets the man use him as a sponge?

[–]blackchild69 0 points1 point ago

on the bottom of the add it says hangovers is dangerous. they trying to be act like the person making this ad had a hangover or something?