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[–]Immynimmy 199 points200 points ago

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"Hi there guys, hi there dog

I saw you while I was sitting on the log

I saw the avalanche come down to pass

That's why I bought this magnifying glass

We'll use the sun and the heat waves

To make everything

Way way way way way way way way

SAFER!"

-Colin Mochrie

link

[–]heptakaideka 95 points96 points ago

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aaand once again i start watching hours of wliia.

[–]blix797 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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thank you good sir.

[–]vierce 0 points1 point ago

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This site stopped working after megavideo shut down.

[–]cfr33zy 2 points3 points ago

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"I'll help you fluff your Garfield if you know what I mean"

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[–]TraderRager 14 points15 points ago

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I'm really, REALLY not sure if he's trolling or not.

Guess i'll go check his comment history.

[–]TraderRager 4 points5 points ago

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It's a troll account. Try and keep his Karma even instead of voting him down to oblivion, he's trying to farm downvotes.

[–]AeoSC 4 points5 points ago

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Let him, then; the voting system is meant to oblige, for posts of that quality. I prefer to use the system as intended, rather than upvote him out of spite for his intentions, of all things.

[–]PaperBlake 2 points3 points ago

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It's not funny and you're not making anyone angry. Whenever I stumble across your comments, I don't even need to read it. You just get a "meh" downvote so less people come across this pointless waste of time.

[–]HugeJackass 1 point2 points ago

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So why did you bitch out and delete the post about NDT and Bill Nye being dicks? It was your one worthwhile post.

[–]Ultimate_Kardas 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this is a troll.

[–]coryrose1 0 points1 point ago

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...sigh

[–]papasmurf255 4 points5 points ago

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girl look at that body

[–]Lyaxe 17 points18 points ago

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[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 19 points20 points ago

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someone needs to gif this with him grabbing upvotes.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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comment so i remember to come back here

[–]A_Whole_Orchestra 2 points3 points ago

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'Why can't I hold all these points?'

[–]dbarts21 1 point2 points ago

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More ale wench!

[–]CluckyB 17 points18 points ago

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Wow, Colbert's rap was painfully terrible. (As opposed to Colin's which fit the "so nonsensical its hilarious" and Wayne and Ryan's which were actually pretty good)

[–]ohnowait 16 points17 points ago

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I liked his rap, it was choppy but at least it rhymed and fit rhythmically. And the "PEACE" at the end was hilarious.

[–]keanex 9 points10 points ago

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The look on Wayne's face is priceless when Stephen says peace.

[–]bradygilg 5 points6 points ago

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No way it was hilarious.

[–]CeruleanOak 2 points3 points ago

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Colin's raps are always my favorite. It's just the tonality of his delivery, I guess. Wayne's are just consistently brilliant.

[–]ohnowait 1 point2 points ago

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Followed by his famous awkward chicken dance.

[–]jbarsh 1 point2 points ago

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I have a feeling that any WLIIA link will now have to come with a TV-Tropes-like warning before it. You know, in case people have things to do in the next few days.

[–]mokura 0 points1 point ago

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i cried of laughter.

[–]Kryz167 39 points40 points ago

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I love that Whose Line never ran way from race based humor.

This scene still gets me every time.

[–]Illadelphian 12 points13 points ago

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I love this whole bit. They might as well have given the finger to the director.

[–]lordofufools 0 points1 point ago

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Colin and Ryan both do that in the bloopers someone posted yesterday on here watched it twice... worth it

[–]theinvisiblenobody 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, are all YouTube comments that thoughtful and classy nowadays. I was expecting a lot of racist comments from that video but was delighted to how many people commended Colin for his subtlety. Seems like YouTube comments have evolved a lot since the up vote system was implemented.

[–]cheaprug 119 points120 points ago

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Greatest website ever: http://whoselineonline.org/

[–]islaydragons 32 points33 points ago

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[–]Neil_Armschlong 9 points10 points ago

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I just went to this site and hit Random Episode on US episodes and the 'People who shouldn't rap' one came on. Episode 16 Season 1.

[–]court12b 12 points13 points ago

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JESUS CHRIST. Thank newton I found out about this after finals.

[–]voxpupil 2 points3 points ago

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My life is now ruined.

[–]hiver 1 point2 points ago

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Cheaprug, I'd offer you oral sex but I'm too busy chuckling.

[–]WhoseLineOnline 1 point2 points ago

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Site owner here! Thanks for the share Cheaprug! :) Hello again Reddit! :D

[–]kingbunbun 4 points5 points ago

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You sir deserve up votes and a handjob for showing me this

[–]R7i1c3K 2 points3 points ago

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Dear god on Reddit, THANK YOU.

[–]tresser 30 points31 points ago

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To be honest, neither should Wayne Brady.

[–]queefcup 49 points50 points ago

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Wayne Brady miraculously manages to be whiter then both of them.

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[–]joshemory 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's because you took him way too seriously in the Chappelle skit.

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[–]joshemory 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't downvote you, I was just explaining why certain people might have. Because yeah, he was just poking fun at his character (which I realize you get), but your original post might have come off as you saying he actually disliked the imagine he had attained.

[–]TitaniumShovel 2 points3 points ago

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Break the hivemind, will you?? We'll make sure you NEVER have your own opinion again! Get him, boys!

[–]ohnowait 15 points16 points ago

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Wayne Brady is actually darn good at freestyling on the show.

[–]alsoodani 0 points1 point ago

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You would think this is the case, but Wayne Brady is actually an AMAZING freestyler

[–]landdolphinman 2 points3 points ago*

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I still prefer when Ryan nearly sliced his head open. Edit: better link Edit2: okay, none of them seem to be working after pasting them. Stupid phone.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CE4QtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D67iNkmENs9k&ei=MPKrT9vYJZHW2wWgoKGmAg&usg=AFQjCNEf5SSrPyrFHtk0_kqIY3iaQA84lQ

[–]adamshell 5 points6 points ago

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Let me help you:

Full Scene

Direct to relevant part (but you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't watch the whole thing).

[–]landdolphinman 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, sir. No idea why my links weren't clicking through.

[–]MabyLater 8 points9 points ago

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What the fuck is Who's line is this anyway....

2 hours later...

Why didn't i know about this!

[–]drunk_otter 5 points6 points ago

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Two whites don't make a wutang.

[–]RadioactiveRhino 3 points4 points ago

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My favorite repost

[–]elcucuuuy 1 point2 points ago

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It was all a dream!

[–]KiiLLBOT 1 point2 points ago

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Get out of my head! I watched this scene last night...

[–]DatJwalka 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking loved that show. It always made a bad day better.

[–]Fhwqhgads 1 point2 points ago

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Funny, they gave the same answer for "the number one thing that you shouldn't lick".

[–]bahamutstevetff 1 point2 points ago

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i wish they would make a new series.

nothing made me laugh for than.

"what noise does an arctic tern make colin?"

[–]babski13 1 point2 points ago

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god i wish this show was still on i miss watching it

[–]ColdCaulkCraig 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Leiby02 7 points8 points ago

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Also shouldn't rap

[–]Illadelphian 4 points5 points ago

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While I have no idea what the fuck happened to lil wayne, you can't listen to his older music and say he can't rap. Is he a great? Nope, not in my opinion. Doesn't mean he can't rap well when he wants to.

[–]lockstockedd 0 points1 point ago

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My thought as well. He showed real promise starting out, but then he found out howeasy it is to make money doing less work (meaning how much effort he puts into his rhymes, not amount of work released.)

Really, some of us might feel tempted to do the same if in his position.

[–]immabluedevil 10 points11 points ago

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So brave!

[–]bizfriars 1 point2 points ago

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Adding these two to the list.

[–]muffinmonk 10 points11 points ago

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Woah woah, Drake can rap.

That is an awfully bad picture of him though. He shouldn't ever ever ever do that face again.

[–]ShitOnYourMom 10 points11 points ago

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Nicki Minaj can also rap. She's just made terrible singles, but the lady can spit. See, her showing up everybody on "Monster."

[–]kyledouglas521 2 points3 points ago

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It's really disappointing seeing what happened to her. I think she got in trouble right when she started referring to herself as "The Female Weezy." I don't have a problem with him, but she shouldn't be trying to compare herself to him. That's just lame.

[–]lockstockedd 0 points1 point ago

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In my opinion, she didn't show up everyone on Monster like everyone seems to think. The verse itself was fine for me and quite good. I did not feel, however, that it was stronger than ye and hov.

I think it got more due than it should have due to her strong inflection work on the verse.

Just my opinion.

[–]ShitOnYourMom 0 points1 point ago

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See, I disagree. I think the inflection and her delivery is a perfectly good reason to consider her verse good. I thought she played around with her verse a lot and kind of split it into three distinct parts all with creative voice work, kind of like what Wayne does on Dr. Carter (one of the few songs by him that I really like). But of course, we all have our own opinions.

[–]lockstockedd 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kaze06 4 points5 points ago

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I still have a hard time taking the paralyzed kid from Degrassi seriously as a hard rapper.

[–]stone500 12 points13 points ago

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You don't normally see men making the duck face...

[–]lockstockedd 1 point2 points ago

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So can wayne, but that doesn't mean that they put out good work anymore.

Yeah, I know drake's latest LP was well received. Not my particular cup of tea though.

[–]liarliarpantsonfire 0 points1 point ago

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That's what wheelchair jimmy looks like in real life when he doesn't have videographers and effects people shopping him to look like a normal person. He's actually quite weird looking, something between a troglodyte and a mild sufferer of downs syndrome.

[–]Socialmessup 1 point2 points ago

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Disagree on Drake

[–]LeSouthAfricanSpy -3 points-2 points ago

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I like Drake though.... Nicki Minaj is terrible.

[–]unusedalias -1 points0 points ago

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He's sold a shit ton of records and is worth $95 million. I'd say he's doing something right.

[–]lockstockedd 0 points1 point ago

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I believe Katy Perry broke or tied Michael Jackson's record for No. 1's on an album. Does that mean that she is equally talented as him?

But yeah, if the silly stuff he puts out sells better and requires less work from him, more power to him for making his money.

[–]alphaweiner 4 points5 points ago

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[–]redworm 18 points19 points ago

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They weren't saying white people in general, they were referring to those two specific comedians because their raps on the show are exceptionally corny.

[–]B2k3 0 points1 point ago

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Well, thanks for making me sad.

[–]jmlbm 1 point2 points ago

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god damn I miss this show

[–]manskies 1 point2 points ago

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I miss that show.

[–]emperorpotatoketchup 0 points1 point ago

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Ironic considering Brady makes Will Smith look like Malcolm X.

[–]thebornotaku 0 points1 point ago

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"Things are funky in the hood, even."

[–]pazilya 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]AvalonX 0 points1 point ago

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I hate posts titled "Oh, x."

[–]fragglefraggle 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jai_kasavin 0 points1 point ago

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Whose Line - Two men pretending to be raptors hailing a cab

[–]ConfederENT 0 points1 point ago

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Next on Lets get racist!

[–]Shitballs1 0 points1 point ago

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Oh

[–]lemontest 0 points1 point ago

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I assumed that was a reference to the WHCD rap with Karl Rove. Unfortunately, that's what I think of when I see WLIIA and rap.

[–]tropicalallan 0 points1 point ago

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One of the best improv shows ever.

[–]Hannah031698 0 points1 point ago

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How how I love this show

[–]MRamo 0 points1 point ago

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Ryan did improv with my mom in Bellingham about 5 or 6 years ago. Really cool guy, I got to hang out in the back room and played Legos with him.

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite repost.

Have an upvote.

[–]Shenanigans2012 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling Wayne Brady.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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No! NOOOO! Now I have to go watch Whose Line clips on youtube! DAMN YOU FOR FORCING THIS ON ME!!!

[–]dustoz 0 points1 point ago

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white people's rapping domain: christmas presents and sandwiches

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[–]Funkula 2 points3 points ago

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Eminem is actually quite talented. I just can't stand the voice or the subject matter.

As far as white Rappers go, Sage Francis, Slug, Eyedea are far up there.

[–]FrankTheSpaceMarine 1 point2 points ago

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Action Bronson

[–]neoncp 1 point2 points ago

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Aesop Rock, Doseone, Matisyahu are also all pretty popular... It's not hard to find talented white rappers. Not sure why this stereotype still rings true for some people.

[–]BBEnterprises 1 point2 points ago

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Someone else knows about Eyedea!

[–]markspyguy -3 points-2 points ago

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This is great, but it really belongs in /r/repost...

[–]wookiesandwich -2 points-1 points ago

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you know what's even funnier than a douchey screen grab with superimposed text? Actually watching the show! now fuck off please

[–]Ilikepineapplez -1 points0 points ago

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I love this show!

[–]BrohemianRhapsody -1 points0 points ago

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Of all the quotable lines from Whose Line, why do we keep posting the same two? (People who shouldn't rap/things you can say to your girlfriend and not your dog)

[–]TheLotusEater -1 points0 points ago

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Too soon if you ask me... He just passed last week, ya jerk.

[–]Darwinnotgod -1 points0 points ago

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i miss this show so much!!

[–]awesimo -1 points0 points ago

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its funny because racism

[–]bluedude12 -3 points-2 points ago

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Preposterous much? Get new material!

[–]Eeku -4 points-3 points ago

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Noooooo! Don't make me watch 2 hours of whos line instead of working please.

[–]lightatenear -3 points-2 points ago

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He shouldn't pointed at a Lil' Wayne album.

[–]thedestructinator -3 points-2 points ago

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oooollllllldddddd post.

[–]Bishop180 -3 points-2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here.

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[–]doogytaint 1 point2 points ago

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"Who is Line is it Anyway"?

[–]legendcc 0 points1 point ago

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Wat.

[–]ryanoh -5 points-4 points ago

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I wish I could get an upvote every time this is reposted. OH WAIT, that's exactly what you guys are doing. I literally see this image almost every single day.

[–]_onlysaystheobvious -5 points-4 points ago

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white people are incapable of rapping.