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[–]Atersed 371 points372 points ago

[–]annelisemonte 116 points117 points ago

I can't stop laughing.

Edit: Okay, just did. Then I looked back up at the picture and started again.

[–]ghettajetta 38 points39 points ago

Same. What an awesome guy. I'm a little jealous of those kids

[–]MammothSpider 6 points7 points ago

I read your comment and thought it couldn't be that funny so I clicked on the link. I was completely wrong. It was pretty funny.

[–]brutalmouse 72 points73 points ago

[–]gfixler 20 points21 points ago

TENSO

[–]tloftxj 4 points5 points ago

Good god, that was an awful shop. Keep it up!

[–]lets_be_frank_ 4 points5 points ago

I'm too high for this...

[–]malkvn 1 point2 points ago

Enhance

[–]bradleyquist 10 points11 points ago

This is one of the best things I've seen this year. Kudos.

[–]biggbuckz 12 points13 points ago

The dog has no idea what's going on.

[–]KVKT 3 points4 points ago

unfortunately, fake

[–]Jsleezy 1 point2 points ago

And gay

[–]Killm360 4 points5 points ago

"SOON"

[–]antipode 1 point2 points ago

I choked. Was not expecting that.

[–]RedditGarbage 793 points794 points ago

That made me laugh so loud in my stupid depressing cubicle.

[–]GeneralWarts 881 points882 points ago*

I heard the walls were engineered to absorb laughter and reflect despair.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 349 points350 points ago

Monsters Inc. would make a killing from this type of technology.

[–]Dildo_Gaggins 378 points379 points ago

Well this is awkward.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 228 points229 points ago

Redditor for a day, welcome youngling.

You have made a great start to your career with your name choice.

[–]EnderBaggins 238 points239 points ago

i'm ashamed to be related to you two.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 151 points152 points ago

No underscore in your name?

Unfortunately for you we aren't related.

[–]Ambrose_Balin 142 points143 points ago

He was clearly adopted

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 92 points93 points ago

Even your name links to Lord of the Rings. Something is going on here...Where is Gandalf? Probably late again...

[–]peon47 59 points60 points ago

"When this post is five days old, look to the east..."

[–]Gandalf_The_Late 199 points200 points ago

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to!

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 29 points30 points ago

A wizard is never late, Dildo.

[–]jayseesee85 11 points12 points ago

Fabulously late, he'll be.

[–]gandalfs_cock_cheese 8 points9 points ago

[–]dave_casa 8 points9 points ago

Underscores are clearly the superior race.

[–]DaveisaCunt 8 points9 points ago

Who needs underscores?...

[–]waste_of_an_account 1 point2 points ago

Those of us who were too late to reddit to get the original non-underscored names.

[–]isleshocky 1 point2 points ago

Distant cousin.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 6 points7 points ago

Probably one of the Sackville-Dildos.

[–]billbaggins 2 points3 points ago

Same

[–]Bloqhead 16 points17 points ago

Just pull an Office Space and knock those stupid walls down.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 5 points6 points ago

You have no idea how badly I want to.

Not today, though.

[–]wesman212 6 points7 points ago

And your boss is literally a dementor.

And you a T-rex.

And you can't reach the keyboard.

[–]K_Lobstah 11 points12 points ago

We just got brand new ones. State-of-the-art cube technology absorbs despair, amplifies it, and reflects it back via rays of cynicism.

[–]ilostmyoldaccount 3 points4 points ago

What a beautifully malicious comment. Are you an author? I'd read your books.

[–]GeneralWarts 4 points5 points ago

I used to love writing stories when I was younger, maybe everyone did that, though.

No, that comment was fueled by me being in a cubicle right now.

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's corporate.

[–]ilostmyoldaccount 3 points4 points ago

These walls are funny

No, you are.

That's corporate.

Takes humour to turn that shit into a good joke. Remain unbroken, mate.

[–]TrillPhil 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for shawshank redemption.

[–]Calsun 1 point2 points ago

hahahahahaha...... oh my god... laughed more at this than I should have.

[–]hunterszombie 1 point2 points ago

My job has proxies set up that literally say "This site is blocked because: entertainment". I always feel like there's some guy in a room on top of a pile of money with a thin mustache and a monocle cackling every time he gets a notification that an employee's site has been blocked.

[–]Akeru 1 point2 points ago

It helps to hang up your custom B1AZE license plate.

[–]Thevents 12 points13 points ago

This comment made me laugh so hard in my stupid depressing cubicle.

[–]PCsNBaseball 4 points5 points ago

Hey now, I install those cubicles, and I pour a lot of love into them.

[–]lhamels1 7 points8 points ago

Wait, Rattata killed him?

[–]StoryGopher 11 points12 points ago

It was Joey's Rattata.

[–]gfixler 2 points3 points ago

Don't hate on cubicles! My company is trying to take all our cube walls away - literally for everyone in the company, including bosses - so we'll all just be out in the middle of an empty room, having to look at each other all day. We'll have no respite from the constant gaze of a dozen people in our general vicinity, and nothing to block out the noise of conversations, especially from our various, loud bosses. I absolutely love my cube, and the peace, privacy, and relative, perceived safety it provides.

[–]themightydugong 5 points6 points ago

ME TOO!! This seriously made my bleak Thursday morning so much better

[–]replies_with_madlibs 2 points3 points ago

That made me cough so manly in my floppy depressing hammock.

[–]GrooGrux 1 point2 points ago

Sorry about your damn cubicle. Just push down the walls.

[–]mynameisSold 1 point2 points ago

im 80% sure this is the top comment, ok ok 82%

[–]omgihateredditsomuch 1 point2 points ago

I did just this.

[–][deleted] 307 points308 points ago

[–]dossier 75 points76 points ago

Is the year in that picture 22?

[–]HardCorwen 42 points43 points ago

Apricot

[–]IAmAHat_AMAA 39 points40 points ago

Yes.

[–]kojak488 29 points30 points ago

Do you get off on when it's a tight fit?

[–]IAmAHat_AMAA 43 points44 points ago

I'd prefer it if you wouldn't ask personal questions like that.

[–]Hackey_Sack 34 points35 points ago

Come on, guys, let's stick to questions about Rampart.

[–]Deimos56 3 points4 points ago

Have you ever been worn in a manner you regretted?

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

Do you think berets should get married?

[–]despaxes 12 points13 points ago

No, It's november 22 2007 (YY/MM/DD)

[–]excommunicated 11 points12 points ago

Real Answer: Nov 22, 2007

Chan Answer: Yes, it's from 2022. This is why everything from places other than 4chan are reposts... because they steal content and take it to the future.

[–]ohsnape 5 points6 points ago

Came here for obligatory Rattata comment. Was not disappointed.

[–]mynameisSold 1 point2 points ago

THA RED COATS LOL

[–]Buttered_Penis 1 point2 points ago

This is the second funniest thing I've seen all day.

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 172 points173 points ago

To be fair, Obama's Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas, so he has some bragging rights.

[–]openletter8 36 points37 points ago

I bet it is a shiny.

[–]dmac1123 17 points18 points ago

Unlike his opinion on gay marriage, Obama refuses to let his Rattata evolve

[–]renegade811 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately he may have evolved his stance on gay marriage before it learned the "actually doing something about it" move.

He's probably trying to not make the same mistake with his top percentage Rattata.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 314 points315 points ago

[–]Frankeh 112 points113 points ago

Who makes these gifs? They're just excellent.

[–]BCMM 189 points190 points ago

Obama, in his spare time. Remember, he's the first president to use the internet.

[–]magicsauc3 30 points31 points ago

I think most of them come from random people on 4chan.

[–]RoflCopter4 20 points21 points ago

First one was SNL.

[–]cmatute 7 points8 points ago

Wasn't it Jimmy Kimmel?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

It was Jay Leno, but Reddit hates Jay Leno so they won't say it.

[–]WhipIash 1 point2 points ago

Why do we do that?

[–]fatloui 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure the one of him kicking down the door was from a late night show, Conan or Jimmy Kimmel or something.

[–]GeneralWarts 224 points225 points ago

[–]Blastface 32 points33 points ago

BAHAHAHA is there a list of these somewhere?

[–]GeneralWarts 47 points48 points ago

I'm not sure if there was. But I created an obama album on the shared reactiongif library. http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com/

We've about covered them all though. There's only one left that I have.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

If I'm not mistaken, most are from Jay Leno show.

[–]NobodyFsWithTheJesus 15 points16 points ago

You are doing the noodliness' work, my friend.

[–]TransverseMercator 1 point2 points ago

Here. Have an upvote.

[–]CoolMoD 9 points10 points ago

Is there a backstory to this?

[–]SableSacrament 18 points19 points ago

Jacob Volkmann is a fighter in the UFC and after one of his victories, he was asked who he wanted his next opponent to be. He called out Obama. The secret service paid him a visit at his gym soon after. Source

[–]always_abort_it 12 points13 points ago

I'd fight Abe Lincoln. Long reach.

[–]ultrablastermegatron 2 points3 points ago

I'd fight ghandi. little guys fight to ... the .. burger?

[–]Rainfly_X 3 points4 points ago

Gah, that whole damn video I was waiting for his head to get smashed. I am a gullible idiot.

[–]kloober 1 point2 points ago

Thus perpetuating a stereotype I had recently been trying to overcome.

[–]Iarwain_ben_Adar 67 points68 points ago

Interesting that no one appears to have noticed that the dialogue was lifted verbatim from the Daily Show. Only they had bush saying it as an example of how Bush would have "not politicized" the event.

[–]frankdozier 11 points12 points ago

I did not know this. Thank you.

[–]Solenka 19 points20 points ago

And then, they get rid of the evidence in sea like those guys, what were they called ... oh yeah - THE MAFIA!

[–]wtfamiwatching 123 points124 points ago

Brace yourselves for propaganda

Elections are coming

[–]Cheebahh 6 points7 points ago

Dude Obama has been on the front page weekly for months, you're a little late to the propaganda party.

[–]daveswagon 34 points35 points ago

Remember when we used to call politicians "chicken hawks" for this kind of thing?

Funny how that can fall on the wayside so fast.

[–]wtfamiwatching 70 points71 points ago

[–]ilikayou 8 points9 points ago

Electrolytes for everyone!

[–]patleeman 6 points7 points ago

It's what plants crave.

[–]ivquatch 2 points3 points ago

"Now, I understand everyone's shit's all emotional right now, BUT LISTEN UP"

[–]ShitTheBedWinAPrize 19 points20 points ago

Remember when how badass and not at all chickenhawk-like it was when a president 'landed' a s-3 viking jet and came out in full airman gear?

Funny how that can fall on the wayside so fast.

[–]savageronald 2 points3 points ago

That one guy I'm the picture is mean mugging him something fierce

[–]ncmentis 6 points7 points ago

You're misusing the term chickenhawk. That is someone who advocates for war but, say, dodged the draft. Like Bush.

[–]yep45 4 points5 points ago

He's not a Republican silly! When a Democrat fights wars he's just a "tough president".

[–]go_fly_a_kite 23 points24 points ago

I can't wait to hear more about;

  • gay marriage,
  • bullying,
  • white conservatives (not police) abusing black people,
  • the war on women,
  • how there isn't enough money for welfare
  • the fake (U3) unemployment numbers,
  • "humanitarian" issues in africa,
  • how iran needs to be stopped before they kill us all,
  • how alqueda in yemen and syria and africa is going to implent explosives in their stomachs so we need more xray machines,
  • the imminent threat of global warming
  • how taxes are too high
  • how the rich don't pay enough taxes
  • abortion???

[–]excommunicated 12 points13 points ago

Well there's a list of things you've chosen to be upset about seeing rather than think about.

I guess we'll need a new list of things that you can make excuses about.

[–]Java980 6 points7 points ago

  • Pretty important issue.
  • See above
  • Well... yeah. I doubt to hear about that but I'll admit later if I'm wrong
  • Well... yeah. When Conservatives are trying to take away the reproductive rights of women, I's say pretty important.
  • There... isn't.
  • Any thing to support this?
  • There are humanitarian issues
  • Kill us? No. Blow the fuck out of Israel. Probably.
  • I... haven't heard him defending the TSA. I really haven't.
  • There is a long term threat.
  • For the middle and lower class, they are.
  • They are too high.
  • Pretty important issue.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think the point is, now that it's election season all of the /r/politics derpers are going to stop talking about how Obama has failed the hard left and start hitting all of these propaganda points to get him re-elected.

[–]go_fly_a_kite 6 points7 points ago

they're all important issues, but not the way they're being politicized.

  • gay marriage (an issue that has been invented to distract conservative christians from more traditional christian ethic)

  • bullying. (an issue that is going to be used as a pretext to censor online communication- like child porn)

  • this is going to be the divide and conquer strategy of the millenium. race wars.

  • the war on women is another conservative vs liberal red herring. Much like the gay marriage issue, it's intentionally the moderate victimization of a group so they can take all of our rights while we argue about it.

  • starve the beast. the roadmap to debt laden austerity. Spend a ton of money on wars and bullshit so there isn't enough money to keep a safety net under the poor.

  • U3- the official unemployment, doesn't account for people who have been out of work for longer than a year, college grads working minimum wage or part time jobs. When they say there has been a net gain in jobs this month, it's often because many jobless people have crossed that 1 year threshold. They still don't have jobs, but they don't go into the U3 statistic. The real Unemployment statistic is the U6, which closer to 23% in the US: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unemployment#United_States_Bureau_of_Labor_Statistics

  • Of course there are humanitarian issues! They are being used right now, however, as a pretext for NATO to recolonize a very large region of africa. I'm not going to go into it, but this is what's going on. Do a google search if you're interested in the politics there.

  • That Achmidinijad quote about Israel is a misquote, but I'm not going to go into Israeli/Iranian politics, suffice it to say that there is no actionable evidence that Iran will have a nuclear weapon in the next ten years.

  • Obama isn't going to talk about TSA proceedures. He's going to talk about nasty terrorists. That's a pretext to more screening. Here's an article from two hours ago about him talking about the Alqueda terror threat in Yemen. One of the countries the Neo cons were planning to invade pre-911 http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/10/us-usa-security-plot-obama-idUSBRE8490SW20120510

  • I'm not qualified to question the science of global warming, but my presumption about the warm spell this winter was that solar flares may have played a role. There is a lot of money to be made from the "global warming threat".

  • i was using this as a republican talking point, but regardless of who is in office we are going to be heading towards higher taxes on the middle and lower classes. It's the Fabian way!

  • I'm confused here. you seem to be an Obamabot, but you're saying that the taxes on the rich are too high? I'm gonna chalk that up to a typo. In any case, i'm not suggesting the ultra rich pay enough taxes, I'm suggesting that Warren Buffet coming out and talking about how he should pay more taxes is going to be used to justify someone making $70k a year paying more taxes. This is my supposition anyway.

  • Again- not saying it isn't an important issue, but it's ussed as a disctraction issue so we don't realize what is going on with our foreign policy and economy.

[–]interkin3tic 4 points5 points ago

gay marriage (an issue that has been invented to distract conservative christians from more traditional christian ethic)

I just had to jump in on this one. A few of my friends are priests. The fight against gay marriage is coming from the top of the church hierarchy. If it was an invented issue, the bishops, cardinals, and the pope pretty much swallowed it immediately and ran wild with it. Same goes for the other christian organizations.

Horribly depressing to watch, I'm like "Uh, guys, could you maybe go back to being the people you were before you got brainwashed in the seminary?"

Anyway, there's no conspiracy here, the religious are going this way on their own.

[–]Java980 2 points3 points ago

On a majority, saying they're a distraction for Conservative Christians, and a distraction in general.. you're completely right. They shouldn't even be issues, the same way that racial rights shouldn't have been an issue in the past. But they have to be assured, because they'll infringed upon if we don't.

On the U3.. thank you for that. I actually was unaware of this, but it's a bit... presumptuous that he will use these numbers. Generally a good idea to not just immediately assume that sort of thing.

The policies between the two countries are a cluster-fuck. I'll agree not to touch on them. Not qualified to.

I'll edit this part when I'm not in an NA class and I have time to click this link. Sorry for that.

From what I understand, it's not quite that short term. The science seems to show that the the earth's temperature is rising, but if you go back further than we had before it's normal over the course of time. But it's faster than it should be. Bit of a middle ground. But I could be wrong, not a scientist.

On the taxes... pretty much all you said is right. But, while the road is the same, different parties will cause it to happen faster. There's a chance we might have major political reform. A chance. Yeah, it's small. But.. I'll take something.

[–]basec0m 7 points8 points ago

Note: Election season is every season

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[–]ani625 17 points18 points ago

Moose Knuckle.

[–]joombaga 4 points5 points ago

Hippopotamus Knee

[–]HomerG 3 points4 points ago

Reindeer Elbow.

[–]iNeedMyKingButterfly 21 points22 points ago

Colbert Bump.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 1 point2 points ago

Just spat coffee everywhere. Awesome. And thanks for the laugh!

[–]KazeprXerphus 4 points5 points ago

That third frame... Is perfection...

[–]Solkre 16 points17 points ago

What if there was a little two-way TV with the Seals. Once Bin Laden was cornered, they pulled out the TV and he sees Obama smiling from the war-room or whatever. He's then asked if he wants to surrender.

[–]lordofthederps 48 points49 points ago

This is how the war room looked:
http://i.imgur.com/wmc7f.jpg

[–]superdago 17 points18 points ago

Subtle, relevant, clever... bravo my lord

[–]lordofthederps 7 points8 points ago

I can't take credit for the cleverness.

It's actually one of my favorite shopped images that I managed to snag from here on reddit. I believe it was in one of the big threads that popped up when we first got the news about taking out Osama bin Laden.

[–]lud1120 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Indeed it was.
We wondered what that pixelated print in front of Hillary was supposed to be...

[–]oer6000 5 points6 points ago

Subtle touch. Nice.

[–]InterstellarDweller 20 points21 points ago

No way. We're America. It would have been an iPhone. It would have been a very tense moment with a team of Navy SEALs pointing their weapons at Osama and his wife. Suddenly, silence. The team leader hands Osama an iPhone with Barry on Facetime.

[–]TheAngryGoat 25 points26 points ago

Then Osama held the iphone wrong and lost reception. Obama thought he hung up on him as an insult and had him killed on the spot.

[–]kog 9 points10 points ago

TL;DR: Steve Jobs killed Osama.

[–]jscribble 7 points8 points ago

And the princess rescued the duck, the end.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If I remember well, the duck dies at the end.

[–]InsulinDependent 58 points59 points ago

forgot the last frame

http://i.imgur.com/TUx00.jpg

[–]yep45 6 points7 points ago

PSHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBWAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[–]explodinginfreckles 9 points10 points ago

Sorry but Colbert does it better.

[–]JoeFlaccoIsAnEliteQB 8 points9 points ago

Doesn't matter, Atomic BOMB.

[–]downvotesarefunny 30 points31 points ago

Forgive my ignorance but what is actually going on in this picture. I need some sauce with this copypasta

[–]mrtvamacka[S] 53 points54 points ago*

Your ignorance is unforgivable. But here you go

[–]downvotesarefunny 5 points6 points ago

Thanks. Also, the both the sauce and this are awesome.

[–]ilostmyoldaccount 3 points4 points ago

FYI, Osama is dead.

[–]dinosaurninja 14 points15 points ago

Lots of Obama-hype on Reddit recently...

[–]Thecardinal74 2 points3 points ago

Someone needs to photoshop the bench out and replace it with a toilet.

[–]TYLERvsBEER 2 points3 points ago

They should run this as an ad for the 2012 re-election...auto-win.

[–]mashtadon 2 points3 points ago

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen on reddit in quite some time. UPVOTES FOR YOUUU

[–]cunninglinguist 2 points3 points ago

Or maybe he was just reading "Where the Wild Things Are".

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Haha, so funny killing someone we labeled as a terrorist without any proof or trial lololol.

This is pathetic.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That was the idea from the start... nobody cares because almost the ENTIRE American populous was under the impression that we had every right to barge into that country with guns blazing.

I'm going to say this hundreds of times throughout my life on reddit: I hate what the American People have become.

[–]bungtheforeman 2 points3 points ago

2000 upvotes for this? I might officially be too old to appreciate reddit's sense of humor.

[–]Midwest_Product 39 points40 points ago

Are you sure he wasn't describing a marijuana raid in Anytown, USA?

[–]excommunicated 9 points10 points ago

Exactly why I'm voting for Romney. There's a guy who's going to help the pro-legalization community.

[–]Immynimmy 1 point2 points ago

As soon as I saw the title, I knew it was gonna involve those images.

[–]Beaumont21 4 points5 points ago

righ now ಠ_ಠ

[–]TeamOnMyBackDoe 5 points6 points ago

right meow

[–]yeastlord74 3 points4 points ago

wow, I laughed so hard. That third face got me "your going to die so hard right now"...ha

[–]GrooGrux 1 point2 points ago

I wish this really happened.

[–]BetterThanOP 1 point2 points ago

'MERICA

[–]dems 1 point2 points ago

Hulk smash!

[–]DeepRoast 1 point2 points ago

Sir I'm getting that printed and put on my wall.

[–]SmaxoSmithKline 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm, Obamatoe

[–]Rumpletumkin 1 point2 points ago

where are these images from?

[–]cakedaywillnevercome 1 point2 points ago

I'm picturing Dave Chappelle narrating this.

[–]nerdjam45 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand what pokemon has to do with osama but okay

[–]schavira 1 point2 points ago

What's the source of these pictures?

[–]mariobat 1 point2 points ago

Man why did I never think to do this!!!! Fuuuck! Easy Karma!

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

I think this story may possibly, maaaaaaaybe be fabricated.

[–]ChillsWithKittens 1 point2 points ago

and then Osama was like "Yo dawg, i heard you like AK's dawg!"

[–]mynameisSold 1 point2 points ago

soooooooo great

[–]Knowing_nate 1 point2 points ago

Obama's rattata is in the top percent of all rattata

[–]only_says_merica 1 point2 points ago

'Merica

[–]Blizzaldo 1 point2 points ago

I've always wondered if they were actually supposed to bring back Osama alive, assuming it was him.

[–]DankBeard 1 point2 points ago

Obama sucks.

[–]lalagonegaga 1 point2 points ago

On what grounds does this war criminal sorry excuse for a president pretend to be any better than Bin Laden? Same kinda scumbag.

[–]sundae-bloody-sundae 1 point2 points ago

wasnt he reading where the wild things are?? i find that much more impressive/awesome

[–]BlackKnightsfan32 1 point2 points ago

I fucking hate Obama. Go die in a hole every libreal.

[–]Apocol0id 1 point2 points ago

He might be the most expressive president yet.

[–]talitus 7 points8 points ago

What you want photos? Oh we don't have that, see we dumped the body into the ocean. Yep. You'll just have to take my word.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Is this about killing OBL or one of 150.000 civilians?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I like how you brought that out to 3 decimal places. Special forces are precise to the thousandths.

[–]Pyistazty 16 points17 points ago

In not-America, some countries use . instead of ,

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for using "some countries" because in my experience, I've only ever seen Europeans write numbers this way, and not as a rule either. Sometimes they use ' as well.

[–]DexterGodDamnCute 1 point2 points ago

This might be a stupid question, but then how do you differentiate between that and decimal places?

[–]ellipses1 3 points4 points ago

I once killed .001 civilians

[–]karmadillo101 2 points3 points ago

AFCAnon is probably European, and therefore used a period where we in the State would use a comma. 150.000 = 150,000.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You have no idea how much this breaks my balls every time I make a foreign-based online test for my University.

[–]azurleaf 2 points3 points ago*

Seriously. I read that as one hundred fifty point zero. o_O

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Facebook group during online corporate finance test:

Guy1: so uhm... commas for decimals, right?

Guy 2: No, full-stops

Guy 3: Pretty sure it's a comma

Guy 4: WTF is a full-stop? You mean a period?

Guy 5: IT'S A BRITISH TEST SO COMMAS

Guy 1: I thought British was periods

Guy 2: British say full-stop

Guy 6: It's full-stops

Guy 7: Commas

Guy 8: FUCK IT!

every ... single ... time

[–]Sleepy_McTiredson 2 points3 points ago

Props too for holding the book right side up.

[–]Kesslerjfox 2 points3 points ago

All men deserve a fair trial.

Has BSG taught us nothing??

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

why does this have any upvotes? This is in terrible taste and bad for the american image.

[–]DexterGodDamnCute 20 points21 points ago

Ya I like not smiling and worry about stupid illogical shit too. I'm always like "Should I post this funny picture, or will an overseas diplomat see it, thinks we're immature, and stop trading with us".

I'm with you bro. Gotta protect that rep

[–]the_troller 0 points1 point ago

This is great. Please do more.

[–]zachbarnett 1 point2 points ago

Of the things that have I have seen at the top of reddit, this is easily my least favorite.

[–]yep45 1 point2 points ago

God I don't want to laugh at Obama memes, but fuck it this one made me laugh.