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[–]ProfessionalGoat 30 points31 points ago

"News & Current Affairs"

[–]FappingToDubstep 9 points10 points ago

"I actually don't know what that could be, let me ask in the commen-"

[–]nickkeator 0 points1 point ago

To me it doesn't look like rre could fit on the part of the door in the jam. Current seems to be the only thing that makes sense though.

[–]khdutton 39 points40 points ago

"This -uungh- just in..."

[–]hatkid 24 points25 points ago

At least you get an in depth story.

[–]I_wwebsite 7 points8 points ago

A deep story, followed by a shallow story, then a deep story, followed by a shallow story.

Repeat for a solid 4 minutes.

[–]DaRam4U 6 points7 points ago

4 minutes? Hey, we have a bad ass here!

[–]Bl00DISH 5 points6 points ago

A bad ass or a bad-ass?

[–]Unrelated_Nonsense 1 point2 points ago

My Dad thought he caught me masterbating one time... and was yelling at me... But I wasn't... which Is worse than getting caught masterbating... I was literally humiliated for nothing...

[–]Eludicate 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry I almost downvoted you. Just know, I saw your username and giggled a bit, then upvoted.

[–]BurlyGoys 29 points30 points ago

Australian ABC.

[–]T2Time 9 points10 points ago

It's also a Commodore. 'Straya. Fuck yeah. Fucken cunt.

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[–]joshmc333 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is serious business.

[–]muddlethis 1 point2 points ago

Man thats a wicked song.

TripleJ should play that whenever they read the news...

[–]noisymime 0 points1 point ago

ATM machine.

[–]masterofjello981 0 points1 point ago

The car isn't upside down though...

[–]LNMagic 10 points11 points ago

Top Gear?

[–]nill0c 1 point2 points ago

I'm sad that they haven't done this lately, unless you count the train in India.

Also Careless Air Piano Movers.

[–]svideo 1 point2 points ago

[–]InABritishAccent 0 points1 point ago

Larse Biscuits and Peniston Rail are decent and proper sponsors to have on a car. I won't hear anyone say different.

[–]Cigarello23J -2 points-1 points ago

Top Gear.

[–]duckedtapedemon 5 points6 points ago

On Tonight's Top Gear:

James drives a car with more torque than god, Richard tries on a puffy shirt, and we all work for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's Motorpool.

[–]A_huge_tiny_mistake 2 points3 points ago

[–]Flewwy 2 points3 points ago

Haven't seen enough CUNT on Reddit for a while. Good job.

Also, CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNT

[–]DirtyKlam22 5 points6 points ago

I'd watch that!

[–]Lux42 17 points18 points ago

It's called The View.

[–]goofball_jones 2 points3 points ago

ZING!

[–]Komplete_Bullshit 1 point2 points ago

Coming to you live from the set of Brazzers

[–]SquidLoaf 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing Mike Rowe stepped out of the backseat?

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

ABC - Anything But Color

[–]mcmurphy1 1 point2 points ago

Somebody call Bitch Hunter

[–]LittleKarlyPilkoids 3 points4 points ago

Those guys must be busy, there's a lot of cunts out there.

[–]SpaceCowboy734 2 points3 points ago

Any idea what it's supposed to say when the door's closed?

[–]_GORDONN_ 13 points14 points ago

CURRENT affairs

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

currENT affairs

amirite? Can I get an uptoke? Le.

God I hate r/trees.

[–]SpaceCowboy734 -1 points0 points ago

This isn't r/trees, why are you complaining about it?

[–]EtGE 1 point2 points ago

To be fair those two things go together more often than not.

[–]Amerikai 1 point2 points ago

Cooz Newz!

[–]linkrobin 0 points1 point ago

Whoa there! Looks like someone's suffering from Tourettes.

[–]MPinsky 0 points1 point ago

But Nancy Grace is on CNN.

[–]pgymjp 0 points1 point ago

DAE see what looks like the reddit alien on the car??

[–]hatkid 0 points1 point ago

That's an indicator.

[–]pgymjp 0 points1 point ago

Yes, of course it is. One that looks like the reddit alien. :/

[–]Joe__Dirt 0 points1 point ago

Must be covering Hillary today.

[–]CuntHunt 0 points1 point ago

The hunt is on, ABC.

[–]Xensas 0 points1 point ago

This makes me notice just how immature I am.

[–]welcometaerf 0 points1 point ago

I'll bet is smells like a fish market in that station wagon.

[–]TheoX747 0 points1 point ago

I think you're thinking of FOX News.

[–]MontereyJack144 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, that's probably what half their stories are about anyway.

[–]Tdawgy69 0 points1 point ago

Finally! A news station I can get into!

[–]eddymurphyscouch 0 points1 point ago

News. Weather. Sports. Cunts.

[–]lostkey 0 points1 point ago

Finally we start getting the truth on the hard issues.

[–]imkingdom 0 points1 point ago

wonder if hes ever tried one out?

[–]Kelsomatic 0 points1 point ago

Where do I apply?

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

"This just in, explorer who works his way into a tight spot finds himself in a sticky situation. More at 11."

[–]Kodix 0 points1 point ago

That explains all their coverage of Sarah Palin.

[–]PaulaLyn 4 points5 points ago

Nope. She's 'merican. That's an AUSTRALIAN car.

[–]HeizenDerper 0 points1 point ago

Too bad it wasn't channel 9's "A Current Affair". Couldn't have been more accurate.

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

Disregard the obvious photoshop going on here. Also don't ask the question of What news channel puts a long descriptive thing lined up precisely like that rather then the abc logo condensed into a small area on the front door to save on the cost of the vinyl.

TLDR: C'mon reddit, you seriously can't see how fake this pic is?! And you let it front page?!?!

[–]thenarruc 1 point2 points ago

Nope, not photoshop. It's just from the '80s.

A natural progression from the old 1940s mobile studio to the more recent 2011 broadcasting van.

The logo has changed over the years, but the excessive use of text hasn't!

[–]Shnazzyone -1 points0 points ago

I doubt that. The photo appears a low level digital camera quality that dates it to around the early 00's at the latest. In addition, the length of the door, even with the other side being open is not enough to hide the rre in current. I see e's and r's as examples and spatially the angling doesn't make any sense. There appears to be a grain filter on the picture too to hide that the lettering doesn't match the grain of the photo.

That car is easily from the 00's too. Not a mobile van. Find me another example of ABC branding their cars, "ABC NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS" anywhere and I might recant my assessment.

[–]btxtsf 0 points1 point ago

It's not fake. I remember seeing the ABC cars myself in the 80s/90s with that exact wording driving around Melbourne and specifically once coming to our school.

[–]Shnazzyone -1 points0 points ago

pics or it didn't happen. This pic originated on break.com afterall. Where there is a monetary reward for frontpaging.

[–]btxtsf 0 points1 point ago

Pics or you don't exist. Seriously though, i don't care one iota if you don't believe it or not. I'm just sharing an anecdote that some people might be interested in.

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

Bad shoop.

[–]TheNev -1 points0 points ago

OMG ABC's war on women!

[–]ch00d -1 points0 points ago

I'm having difficulty figuring out what that word actually is.

[–]PaulaLyn 1 point2 points ago

Current.