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[–]powerchicken 15 points16 points ago

I'm impressed, it has been a full 2 days! since this was last reposted. Well done, OP!

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Not only that, it's completely against the rules for r/funny. Congrats on being a dick, OP!

[–]Joseph_Valdez -1 points0 points ago

I for one didn't see it that day so I'm glad it got reposted...it's funny.

[–]powerchicken 0 points1 point ago

Lurk moar

[–]hawkgpg 6 points7 points ago

[–]Jockel 1 point2 points ago

hippos are fucking terrifying. They are killing machines if they feel like it

[–]Rastus452 -4 points-3 points ago

hippos are fucking terrifying. They are killing machines if they feel like it

[–]Sinavestia -2 points-1 points ago

hippos are fucking terrifying. They are killing machines if they feel like it

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a bitch ass raven shit that this is reposted. I haven't seen it in weeks and it's funny.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

I don't care about the reposts. I care that rehosting webcomics is against the rules for r/funny

[–]I_came_for_the_cats 1 point2 points ago

I remember cuddling up on cold winter nights and have my mother read me this story. I would always fall asleep around "shanked his bitch ass". Now I know how it finally ends. Thank you for posting this

[–]smokey815 0 points1 point ago

Those last two panels always make me laugh, no matter how many times I've seen this.

[–]mkwsrt4 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was going to have some deep philosophical meaning, however this ending satisfied me much more!

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Oh, now I get it. It's funny because it talks ghetto.

[–]wobrote 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost!

[–]fontus 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time.

[–]fontus 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time.

[–]LordDaysius 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else think he had a mustache until the last panel?

[–]pantherbrujah 0 points1 point ago

Those eyes, they burn into my soul.

[–]Dharmasabitch -1 points0 points ago

I didn't read it because I remember the entire thing by now, but upvote anyways, it's funny, and submitting links is a bit of a nuisance so I guess you put some effort in

[–]lawesipan -1 points0 points ago

So many reposts…