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[–]Chug_bleach 93 points94 points ago

Reminds me of This Guy

[–]IIdsandsII 56 points57 points ago

go get the stick stupid. no wonder your extinct.

[–]mrPitPat 33 points34 points ago

hold on to your butts

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 18 points19 points ago

Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word.

[–]charmcitygavin 16 points17 points ago

Shoooooooot herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 14 points15 points ago

Clever girl. SCREEEE!

[–]charmcitygavin 3 points4 points ago

Life found a way!

[–]pilvlp 9 points10 points ago

I KNOW THIS SYSTEM!

[–]Jeeptrap 2 points3 points ago

"How many butts am I going to to cut before you people realize who's in charge here?"

[–]YO_MR_WHITE[!] 2 points3 points ago

you're

[–]rawrimawaffle 1 point2 points ago

HOLY FUCK...

[–]tweedius 17 points18 points ago

It looks like a death vagina.

[–]fantastic_lee 53 points54 points ago

can someone identify?

[–]spotter300 134 points135 points ago

[–]embolalia 142 points143 points ago

Oh har har. Very funny made up name. Do you really expect us to believe -clicks link- oh.

[–]goldenvile 53 points54 points ago

When two fringeheads have a territorial battle, they wrestle by pressing their distended mouths against each other, as if they were kissing. This allows them to determine which is the larger fish, which establishes dominance. [1]

The entire article seems made up.

[–]Baytron 24 points25 points ago

[–]RubyRhod 13 points14 points ago

Watch two sarcastic fringeheads getting all kissy with each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjexNXJYblQ

[–]unclerummy 18 points19 points ago

Geez, mom. I told you we were wrestling. Why don't you ever believe me?

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 2 points3 points ago

Hey, mister! Wanna wrassle?

[–]juicius 8 points9 points ago

Surprising. I rather thought they would engage in a battle of cutting remarks employing hyperbole, metaphors, and irony.

[–]embolalia 10 points11 points ago

I thought so, too, but the sources seem legit. Reality is weird...

[–]HeronSun 2 points3 points ago

Nope. Saw this shit on Life on The Discovery Channel. Real.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I refuse to believe this isn't all just an elaborate prank,

[–]fireinthesky7 5 points6 points ago

If you think that's funny, Galapagos Tortoises settle disputes by stretching their necks out as high as possible; the one with the longest neck wins.

[–]cheerfulstoic 11 points12 points ago

Hrmm, well, surely this page was just now created... -clicks history- oh...

[–]feltman 53 points54 points ago

"Sarcastic Fringehead"

this my new favorite term for "Hipster."

[–]bookishboy 19 points20 points ago*

"When two sarcastic fringeheads engage in territorial disputes, they exchange belittling commentary directed at each other's fashion sense, taste in music, investment in "what other people care about", and improper use of irony with regards to the above. Commentary is communicated not to the target but to any other sarcastic fringeheads within earshot, and dominance is established by gathering agreement with other nearby fringeheads, which gives a distinct advantage to fringeheads already traveling in a group."

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

All narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

[–]Burn-the-red-rose 3 points4 points ago

Be my friend. Forever.

[–]Perryn 80 points81 points ago

One of the least popular fish is most social situations.

[–]terriblehuman 3 points4 points ago

Oh hey! Nice hook! REAL glad you could stick that through my mouth! Why don't you post a picture of me on reddit so you can get karma, I'd REALLY appreciate that!

[–]amolad 8 points9 points ago

Those would be sarcastic pinheads.

[–]Ihadacow 2 points3 points ago

He's just misunderstood.

[–]flyingcarsnow 3 points4 points ago

I just had a david attenborough moment in /WTF

[–]SonicFlash01 2 points3 points ago

If I were charge of naming sea creatures far more of them would have "nightmare" or "horror" in the title.

[–]webchimp32 6 points7 points ago

How about the Vampire Squid from Hell.

[–]SonicFlash01 4 points5 points ago

I raise you the Goblin Shark

[–]heygabbagabba 2 points3 points ago

Can I play?

[–]SomeGuyNamedPaul 3 points4 points ago

It's one of Fleshlight's poorer selling models.

[–]ohmeohmyke 101 points102 points ago

Rule 34.

[–]blorgon 50 points51 points ago*

Good enough?

EDIT: NSFW

[–]Whomping_Willow 10 points11 points ago

Eugh, dem teeth. Also NSFW.

[–]baconforpres 37 points38 points ago

9/10, would bang.

[–]CenterOfTheUniverse 7 points8 points ago

It looks more like a solid Jersey 8 to me.

[–]meatwad75892 3 points4 points ago

...would also bleed out after it's done.

[–]fuweike 7 points8 points ago

Where has he been lately? I never see him anymore.

[–]RemyBuB 34 points35 points ago

Straight out of Jurassic Park... WATCH OUT NEWMAN!

[–]Ghost_of_B_Cosby 18 points19 points ago

Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word! Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!

[–]avenging_sword 9 points10 points ago

Stick! Stick stupid! No wonder you're extinct.

[–]Bring_dem 8 points9 points ago

Hold on to your butts.

[–]Schaafwond 10 points11 points ago

Predator?

[–]apathetictroll 10 points11 points ago

It looks like a is a Goa'ld(?) From stargate.

[–]jaggazz 18 points19 points ago

It is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.

[–]rakista 3 points4 points ago

Human horn?

[–]Breadallelogram 7 points8 points ago

cat poop?

[–]amolad 4 points5 points ago

She wishes.

[–]ReyRey5280 0 points1 point ago

eww NSFL SFW ^

[–]PoopsHerPantsForFun 1 point2 points ago

EEw, what the hell am I looking at?

[–]MattyHchrist 3 points4 points ago

Man I don't have the energy to masturbate again.

[–]thermal_shock 5 points6 points ago

NOPE. would have let him have the hook too, just cut the line and forget about it.

[–]Oliver_Cockburn 15 points16 points ago

I would have given him the rod and reel as well...in fact, I may have thrown all my gear in the water and found a new hobby.

[–]SLAMMU 3 points4 points ago

Throw it your wallet, just to make sure it'll leave you alone

[–]clonedcheeseburger 2 points3 points ago

But then it will know where you live!

[–]EvilClone128 1 point2 points ago

I would just eat it on the spot

[–]Influenzed 4 points5 points ago

Blade 2?

[–]headband420 19 points20 points ago

worst fleshlight ever

[–]gaelorian 2 points3 points ago

Quit fishing, Nedry, and get back to your computer.

[–]iliketodrinksoup 13 points14 points ago

no you didn't

[–]BootstrapBuckaroo 25 points26 points ago

They are common to catch in southern California and Baja. Being super territorial, they attack all sorts of bait, lures and crab nets that drift near them on the coastal floor.

[–]Barb0 2 points3 points ago

I see that you have been fishing in my nightmares again.

[–]papatoddy 0 points1 point ago

WTF!

[–]spacebrainednstuff 1 point2 points ago

The offspring of predator and mermaid

[–]Sexylisk 1 point2 points ago

if i were to pull that up...you know what? just keep the rod.

[–]tophatduck 1 point2 points ago

[–]cumulopimpus 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the ever elusive Rainbow Alien Vagina Mouthfish.

[–]funnymanisi 2 points3 points ago

Larva stage of a Predator.

[–]Nyako 2 points3 points ago

AHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHH!! ::throws the printer through a window and escapes::

[–]zh00zh00 2 points3 points ago

Worst blowjob ever.

[–]morrison0880 18 points19 points ago

Cool. And I caught one of these. See how fun it is to make shit up?

[–]ReyRey5280 15 points16 points ago

The sarcastic fringehead really is caught off piers in Cali....

[–]neptonumus95 3 points4 points ago

Worst flesh light...

[–]mannoroth0913 0 points1 point ago

[–]osik 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a good time.

[–]jxcream -1 points0 points ago

have u been contacted by NASA yet?

[–]_saya_ 0 points1 point ago

oh what a cute one!^

[–]Grizmeer 0 points1 point ago

Looks like one of those vampire eaters from Blade 3 or whatever.

[–]UndeadBuggalo 1 point2 points ago

how did you remove it from your hook?

[–]marryanowl 1 point2 points ago

You got the gremlin wet!

[–]Raynered03 -1 points0 points ago

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!!!

[–]figurines 0 points1 point ago

It'd be kind of cute... without the teeth.

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

WELCOME... TO JURASSIC AQUARIUM

[–]Tridian 1 point2 points ago

Do I see the inspiration for Predator?

[–]GWhizzz 0 points1 point ago

prove it!!

[–]ymahaguy3388 -1 points0 points ago

SHOOT IT!

[–]miscmantheman 0 points1 point ago

Vampires from Blade 2?

[–]AffeMitWaffe 0 points1 point ago

I think I'll stay away from the ocean from now on.

[–]GravityTheory 0 points1 point ago

All I can picture are the old "Wassssuuuuuuuuuup" commercials.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he caught you.

[–]secretrosegarden 1 point2 points ago

Heard Chernobyl had good fishing. Good to know it's true!

[–]cessage 0 points1 point ago

You weren't supposed to feed it after midnight!

[–]Butterspud 0 points1 point ago

That, right there, should not exist.

[–]whackfoo 0 points1 point ago*

Batfish I think. Wife caught one like it once. edit batfish not catfish. Fucking phone...

[–]johnnyjumpup 0 points1 point ago

Naughty, naughty, brownfield84. That's a copyrighted photo. At least credit the poor photographer!

[–]mighteee 0 points1 point ago

Were you in the third Blade movie when you caught this?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]ARCHA1C 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what it is, but I think I know what it evolved from

[–]seonwoong 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no. I'd have cut the line as soon as I saw what I was pulling up.

[–]Wacocaine 0 points1 point ago

"DO IT! I'M HERE! KILL ME NOW! DO IT!"

[–]thomasrj 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, PUT IT THE FUCK BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!

[–]gstatty -1 points0 points ago

Kill it with Favre, Brett Favre.

[–]RANewton -1 points0 points ago

No. You didn't. Your lying because you can't have caught that because its not real. It is fictional... it has to be... I... I'm scared.

[–]feltman 0 points1 point ago

Steven Tyler?

[–]drum_playing_twig 0 points1 point ago

You ah one ahgli madafaka..

[–]pravacouture 0 points1 point ago

Yet another reason for me to not get in the ocean.

[–]RandomRobot -1 points0 points ago

DMHS

[–]Kyle994 0 points1 point ago

its a reaper!

[–]spaceGodzilla -1 points0 points ago

no you didn't

[–]JonnyFandango 1 point2 points ago

Not sure why, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

[–]AnsabK 0 points1 point ago

look like the flying bird from Avatar (i don't remember name of the bird)

[–]wizardbrigade 0 points1 point ago

PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

[–]Shol-va 0 points1 point ago

You can't fool me evil Goa'uld!

[–]1nf1del 0 points1 point ago

I will - I tell you - be having nightmares about this tonight.

[–]goddamnbatman617 0 points1 point ago

This fish reminds me that Newman got what he deserved in Jurassic Park

[–]HowYaGuysDoin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Frankeh 0 points1 point ago

Fetch the stick stupid!

[–]Dwengo 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of that spitting dinosaur in Jurassic park

[–]jtpup0 -1 points0 points ago

Someone put Brazzers on this please.

[–]kellyirishred -1 points0 points ago

DO NOT WANT.

[–]Capt_Poopie_Pants -1 points0 points ago

Tell me, OP, exactly how much fire did it take to kill this thing?

[–]jwells65 1 point2 points ago

MAGIKARP IS EVOLVING

[–]sabrestang 0 points1 point ago

You're one ugly motherfucker.... TO DA CHOPPAAAAAA!!!!!!

[–]pinkwaffles 1 point2 points ago

Series: Stargate SG-1

Season: 5

Episode: 12

Title: "Gotta Catch'em All!"

Summary: While on a fishing trip in Minnesota, O'neill uncovers a Goa'uld plot to invade earth by introducing adolescent Goa'uld larvae into local waterways. After contacting General Hammond by creating a satellite phone out of a paper clip, rubber band, and empty can of beans, Sam devises an ultrasonic fishing pole powered by a portable naquadah reactor. Teal'c and O'neill proceed to capture all the Goa'uld larvae that remained in the lake; Teal'c still does not understand the point of fishing.

[–]lorelle13 -1 points0 points ago

Predator fetus

[–]stevefigjam 0 points1 point ago

Looks exactly like the animals from Blade 2!

[–]jmaccadillac 0 points1 point ago

So these are the new Zerg units in Heart of the Swarm? Awesome.

[–]pilchardboy 1 point2 points ago

The most surprising thing about this is that it isn't from Australia.

[–]cyvaris 0 points1 point ago

Oh god my nightmares are REAL!

[–]47Ronin 0 points1 point ago

This is clearly a Goa'uld.

[–]Trolnat 0 points1 point ago

A wild rainbow-eater appeard.

[–]RockVegas 0 points1 point ago

Where is Blade when you need him?

[–]Chips28 0 points1 point ago

Mind it doesn't catch Dennis Nedry.

[–]being_ironic -1 points0 points ago

wtf

[–]fua_neng 0 points1 point ago

Looks like somebody tasted the rainbow.

[–]mctrigger 0 points1 point ago

yeah, ok.

[–]terriblehuman 0 points1 point ago

every time I look at that thing, I can't help but hear a high pitched shrieking noise.

[–]mrMishler 1 point2 points ago

[–]dsipper 0 points1 point ago

elusive blue wafflefish

[–]Barleybomb -1 points0 points ago

My penis is afraid of this image

[–]jaggerestep 1 point2 points ago

Gou'ald?

[–]PedroSporleder 0 points1 point ago

[–]mmabry2071 0 points1 point ago

You caught the predator?

[–]jb7090 0 points1 point ago

Jesus tap-dancing Christ...wtf is that?!?!

[–]Facerick 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of some of the ingridents in Toriko.

[–]tangledintentions -1 points0 points ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

If it bleeds, you can kill it.

[–]lizbethblues 0 points1 point ago

Throw it the fuck back.

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't.

[–]t0f0b0 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the vamps from Blade 2.

[–]seoulbandit84 0 points1 point ago

no you didn't

[–]Anubisghost 0 points1 point ago

Been a while since I went, "Ahhh! What the fuck is that!?"

[–]lemonediscream 0 points1 point ago

So how did it taste?

[–]Sharpedgs -1 points0 points ago

Please, sir, tell that you caught AND KILLED WITH FIRE one of these on your fishing trip.

[–]My-taken_username 0 points1 point ago

I thought sleep was to main stream anyways

[–]cloudedscouse -1 points0 points ago

Nope.

[–]Reggieperrin 0 points1 point ago

Fook me WTF is that, Looks like it will eat your head.

[–]infinityprime 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a Goa'uld to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's like when you stand next to a ledge and want to jump, I'm getting the strong urge to stick my dick in there...

[–]metallicadam 0 points1 point ago

Prove it.

[–]maddprof 0 points1 point ago

So, the Goa'uld have invaded Earth after all...

[–]schleppylundo 1 point2 points ago

Nothing fills me with nostalgia for my childhood like memories of those father-son fishing trips in R'lyeh.

[–]cincen 0 points1 point ago

For people who believe it's fake, dispite reading the wiki article, the next resource should be youtube. there are videos of these fishes on youtube which seems pretty legit to me.

i'd say they're real .

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

I'll bet that ting gives one hell of a blowjob...

[–]artynix 0 points1 point ago

i'd tap that

[–]lessthanjake -1 points0 points ago

I hope you proceeded to cremate it into nonexistence. Creepy little thing...

[–]Carbon13 0 points1 point ago

[–]stevefigjam 0 points1 point ago

According to some pro divers its a SEAWOLF Fish! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seawolf_(fish)

[–]OctaRosasGarden 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone made a fleshlight joke yet? I dont feel like reading all the comments.

[–]shadow321337 0 points1 point ago

Of course you did. It's mouth is fucking huge. You couldn't not catch it.

[–]feedmeh8 0 points1 point ago

My search for a fap pic has ended. Thank you OP.

[–]sifumokung 0 points1 point ago

That's one ugly mudda-fucka.

[–]missymaam 0 points1 point ago

It let you catch it?!?!?!? It has plans for you.....

[–]Whatsername18 0 points1 point ago

That looks fucking awesome

[–]thatfatgamer 0 points1 point ago

I swear I saw this image earlier on Reddit saying.. "here's your fleshlight"

[–]SouthFresh 0 points1 point ago

The good old vagina fish.

[–]neonphun13 -1 points0 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]Freckle-star 0 points1 point ago

Vagina face

[–]bzdelta 0 points1 point ago

Finally, something semi-decent in WTF.

[–]mshdptato 0 points1 point ago

I just hear Jim Gaffigan's voice saying "AHHHHHHHH"

[–]deltonaty 0 points1 point ago

kinda looks like a lizard fish. i caught a lizard fish with a hot dog in st. pete florida.

[–]ReyPerea -1 points0 points ago

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! I DON'T CARE IF IT LIVES UNDERWATER! KILL IT!

[–]My_mau5_is_dead -1 points0 points ago

NOPE