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[–]Sad_Butterfinger 5 points6 points ago

People like me one day out of the year!

[–]blackwizards 2 points3 points ago

If your birthday didn't show on facebook you wouldn't get any notifications. Don't flatter yourself.

[–]Unequivocal_Retard 2 points3 points ago

I removed my birth date from facebook after nobody out of a hundred "friends" said anything to me on my birthday. Every subsequent year, I like to pretend they just didn't know.

[–]DigitalDior 0 points1 point ago

That...that... Is just sad..

[–]Tabbey69 1 point2 points ago

You should tell it to hide your birthday to see how many friends you actually have on facebook.

[–]AngryAsian89 3 points4 points ago

It was my bday yesterday im still checking for notifications

[–]hershy7777 1 point2 points ago

"you love me, you really really love me!"

[–]Skimmerlit 0 points1 point ago

That made my morning.

[–]RGT42 1 point2 points ago

I would rather not have it tell everyone. I don't need another excuse to talk to my facebook friends. Getting texts/ phone calls is always nice... but I can't figure out how to not send out my friends notifications that it's my birthday. ohwell

[–]chrisworrell 1 point2 points ago

my birthday was april 26th and I did not get a single person to post happy birthday on my wall. /foreveralone.

or because I dont put my birthday on facebook and no one cares to remember birthdays anymore because they assume facebook will just tell them

im thinking #foreveralone.

[–]rabaltera 0 points1 point ago

Torii Hunter!!!! I would react the same way

[–]jmad202 0 points1 point ago

The more I think about this, the sadder it seems.

[–]kittenkat4u -1 points0 points ago

seriously? that's kind of sad really.

[–]CypherKenni 1 point2 points ago

Today's my birthday. Every year I've been getting less and less good wishes. Today hit an all time low with a whopping 0 "happy birthdays" on my wall.

Not that it matters. But it makes me feel really insignificant, almost like I am disappearing.

[–]supersirotic 0 points1 point ago

Kid's on crack lol

[–]oopsie_poopsie 1 point2 points ago

Conversely, me checking mine