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[–]gjacques5239 66 points67 points ago

Did you get out and vote?

[–]ienjoypooping[S] 57 points58 points ago

I wasn't able to as I'm not currently living in NC...I encouraged all of my friends and family to get out and vote though!

[–]turkishmustache 35 points36 points ago

wrong, you were too busy pooping

[–]sir_swagbadger 577 points578 points ago

As a Texan, thank you for taking the the attention away from our crazies for a while. I feel your pain.

[–]chelseablues111 999 points1000 points ago

As an Iowan. Corn corn corn corn corn tractor.

[–]swedishfurnishings 472 points473 points ago

The call of our people.

[–]ani625 86 points87 points ago

[–]Samuel_Gompers 18 points19 points ago

False. It is this.

A triumphant hymn entirely about planting and harvesting. Also with bonus religious overtones.

[–]WinkMe 10 points11 points ago

If you change Sheaves to cheese, it could very easily be about Wisconsin

[–]nuxenolith 2 points3 points ago

Wow...as much as one might joke about the context, this is damned fine music.

The ending nearly brought me to tears.

[–]TrolleyPower 34 points35 points ago

An an idahoan. Potato.

[–]Angry_Table_Flipper 45 points46 points ago

As an Irishman, I don't get it.

[–]Totlin 4 points5 points ago

Yes. All we have here is a lot of potatoes. Nothing cool. Everyone stay out.

[–]Monster_Zero 161 points162 points ago

As a Southern Californian. Traffic traffic traffic random celeb traffic homeless weed.

[–]babyd0lll 57 points58 points ago

Traffic traffic, lookin' for my chapstick. Feelin' kinda carsick, THERE'S A FORD MAVERICK!

[–]angrymole 16 points17 points ago

WHAT IN THE FUCK?

[–]PyroPhan 10 points11 points ago

Malibus Most Wanted. For those who were wondering.

[–]KungFuPokachu14 9 points10 points ago

That movie is awesome!

[–]crshirley58 94 points95 points ago

All I heard was weed weed weed weed weed

[–]A_WILD_ENT_APPEARS 151 points152 points ago

*poof*

You say it 5 times and I appear. That's how these things work.

[–]LexLV 41 points42 points ago

Be careful saying poof in North Carolina, you might get stoned.

[–]free_dead_puppy 40 points41 points ago

If you catch him you get his pot of kief!

[–]ajsatx 15 points16 points ago

As a Stan, eat work bar gym drink sleep.

[–]SlickTricks 2 points3 points ago

As a douchebag, gym tan laundry.

[–]redtheda 2 points3 points ago

There is actually a town called Weed in California. I stayed there once.

[–]KFCatz 10 points11 points ago

Hailing from Washington.

Coffee coffee coffee coffee weed coffee

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 18 points19 points ago

As a Wisconsinite, Cheese. That's about it.

[–]abom420 7 points8 points ago

I think of the recent protests, that 70's show, and up till how many years ago you could drink at 18. You guys are cool.

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 18 points19 points ago

Yea but...protests over, 70's show over, that law is over...so;

Cheese. That's about it.

[–]abdoolio 46 points47 points ago

As a Canadian, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Sorry.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 28 points29 points ago

As a Hoosier, I understand your language.

[–]macogle 21 points22 points ago

The last time I was in Iowa, I took the opportunity to run through a field of corn like an idiot. The corn fought back.

NEVER AGAIN!

[–]abom420 9 points10 points ago

Also, don't look closely next time, but you were probably covered in thousands of really, really, tiny bugs.

[–]Craig_Ferguson 14 points15 points ago

In the fall when I was still young enough to be belted into a car seat, my parents decided to take me to a corn maze, and bought a decorative stalk of corn to bring home. They put the stalk inside the car literally inches away from my face, and 30 seconds down the road all hell broke loose. Earwigs, beetles, flying ants, spiders and an assortment of terrifying creatures poured out of this thing on to the floor and all over the back of the car, and poor little me was unable to unbelt myself. There were at least a hundred insects in that bundle of corn, which was not an exaggeration of a young mind because after the trauma my parents had to have the car professionally vacuumed and cleaned. The WORST thing to fly out of that cornstalk was a big green praying mantis, that sat itself on the top of my carseat inches away from my face & threatened to fly at me any second. Screamed my ass off every god damned second of that car ride and the parents still wouldn't pull the car over to help 6 year old me. Dickheads traumatized me forever.

[–]macogle 5 points6 points ago

Dude I was so cut up and covered in bugs, it was terrible. Ticks really like me apparently.

[–]runs-with-scissors 14 points15 points ago

The BEST way to scare the shit out of yourself is to stand in a corn field at night by yourself and listen to all the zombie's whispering to each other about COMING TO GET YOU.

Oh, and getting lost. It's very easy to get lost in a corn field.

[–]macogle 5 points6 points ago

No thanks. I've had enough corn-field-related experiences for one lifetime.

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[–]radioshaq115 9 points10 points ago

As a Mainer, GET OFF MY ROADS YOU TERRIBLE DRIVERS.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 4 points5 points ago

As a New Brunswicker, What do YOU mean terrible driver? You guys are slow as hell!

[–]RouseHouse1013 2 points3 points ago

You forgot chowduh and wicked.

[–]FoxDown 2 points3 points ago

As a New Yorker, I scoff at your petty taxes.

[–]PineappleBrounie 2 points3 points ago

Yeah but we are pretty low in taxes if you rank all the states, that's just a bad stereotype.

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[–]bentley7788 29 points30 points ago

As a Washingtonian, rain rain rain coffee grunge rain nirvana.

[–]ChrisCRISIS81 10 points11 points ago

You forgot flannel. But maybe that was implied in grunge.

[–]DashingSpecialAgent 4 points5 points ago

No no no. It's rain rain microsoft rain coffee shitty-drivers.

[–]DoctorWhich 101 points102 points ago

Us from Arizona also thank North Carolina for taking the crazy spotlight off us for a while.

[–]joiej 82 points83 points ago

seriously though, Arizona, what's going on over there? Now pregnancy begins before conception, I don't even-

[–]LockeWatts 33 points34 points ago

Wait, WHAT? How in the fuck was that one argued. Can you link me?

[–]LockeWatts 44 points45 points ago

HOLY FUCK ARIZONA YOU NEED TO BE NUKED.

Like seriously, my brain rotted after reading the logic there.

[–]redtheda 4 points5 points ago

Not all Arizonans are jerks. Just our legislature.

[–]L0v3isaverb 12 points13 points ago

No I love it here :(

[–]YouShouldSeeMyScars 2 points3 points ago

So I can be considered pregnant two weeks before I'm actually pregnant.

......there's my early morning aneurysm.

[–]widarlein 22 points23 points ago

[–]DoctorWhich 10 points11 points ago

I know, I know. It's why I moved away. But I still have to tell people I'm from Arizona. :/

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 24 points25 points ago

I heard your sweet tea was to die for, I've been eating skittles all day.

[–]DoctorWhich 12 points13 points ago

I wish Arizona ice tea was from Arizona :(

[–]ctconqueror 53 points54 points ago

As a Texan currently living in North Carolina, I feel extra crazy at the moment.

[–]L33ad 34 points35 points ago

As a North Carolina native living in Texas, I'm glad I left?

[–]overts 16 points17 points ago

I moved to Texas three months ago. I found that lots of people in Texas had no fucking clue where North Carolina was. Some people at my work called me a northerner.

Now they think I'm from a great state. Putting them gays in their place. I hate my life. :(

[–]theblackestbrotha 15 points16 points ago

As a Texan, everything north of us might as well be Canada....sorry Yankee.

[–]wadcann 2 points3 points ago

North Carolina isn't north of Texas. The northern border of the Texas Panhandle is 36°30' north. The northern border of North Carolina is also at 36°30' north. The parallel 36°30' north was the result of the Missouri Compromise.

I guess that you could go call Virginians Yankees, though.

[–]theblackestbrotha 2 points3 points ago

I'll be damned, never paid that much attention to the map. I stand corrected. North Carolinians are real Americans after all.

[–]Raphah 77 points78 points ago

As a Floridian, seconded.

[–]Mr_Podo 6 points7 points ago

This worries me, as I am moving down there at the end of the month. I'm also from Wisconsin, we have good ol' Gov. Walker.

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 5 points6 points ago

As a Utahn, thirded.

[–]ani625 50 points51 points ago

As a dog, bow wow wow bow

[–]taco_tuesdays 68 points69 points ago

As Cthulu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–]Gonza200 112 points113 points ago

I didn't know Cthulhu was Welsh

[–]Kazz3lrath 23 points24 points ago

Cannot unhear.

[–]zanmanoodle 13 points14 points ago

I haven't laughed that hard at a comment for like... two hours. Congrats!

[–]aranasyn 25 points26 points ago

yippy-yo, yippy-yay

[–]drunkpandabear 21 points22 points ago

As a San Franciscan, I think this whole thing is

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[–]Phyllamalofigus 8 points9 points ago

If you weren't already aware I hate to break it to you, but Tennessee already has an amendment. It was called "Amendment 1" too. At least Tennessee's amendment doesn't ban civil unions :(

[–]valerie23 17 points18 points ago

I'm a Texan living in NC X( I cant even vote here and I feel ashamed.

[–]ocient 13 points14 points ago*

as a connecticutter we just had one of the more progressive sessions of senate congress i've ever seen. we passed a medical marijuana bill, increased funding for education (especially in impoverished areas), banned the death penalty, extended union bargaining rights, increased minimum wage, and hell i'm even allowed to buy alcohol on sundays like in 49 other states now!

edit: progressive senate too, but "congress" is more encompassing.

[–]almaknight 8 points9 points ago

I'm in Minnesota and they have a similar bill coming up this fall. It's pretty fucked up. At one point I had hopes that we weren't bigoted enough to let it go through. Then I went outside the city. We're fucking doomed.

[–]celtic55 9 points10 points ago

I'm from MN too and if it gets even close to passing...I'll be livid

[–]almaknight 2 points3 points ago

That's gonna be my face too. The nasty truth is that the voting public has no obligation to be informed or think beyond their prejudices.

Can you imagine if a public vote went down like that for any other major civil rights movements?

The reason this is being approached this way is because the ignorance of the public is way more reliable than the actual legality of the discrimination this bill implies.

[–]mmmmmkay 6 points7 points ago

Virginia says: Transvaginal ultrasounds, what? Look at North Carolina now!

[–]thehateisstrong 2 points3 points ago

At least you have Austin to offer some redemption.

Just think about Mississippi, South Carolina or Crazy-Ass-Florida.

[–]Spazit 591 points592 points ago

I am Australia and what is the deal with North Carolina?

[–]Crim91 441 points442 points ago

They passed a bill banning gay marriage.

[–]ASUstoner 396 points397 points ago

not just a bill, we already had that, it was an amendment to our states constitution.

[–]bbaassoooonn 245 points246 points ago

Yeah, there already was no gay marriage, this is much worse. And it discriminates against domestic partnerships as well. Banning them from health insurance, etc.

[–]hflat 276 points277 points ago

Why would anyone vote for that?

[–]mmmmmkay 566 points567 points ago

Ah, because we still follow everything the Bible says word for word. My slaves and I were just getting ready to go stone my neighbor to death for working this past Sunday. The nerve!

[–]hflat 213 points214 points ago*

Lucky I have 21 silvers or whatever it was, cause I accidentally raped your wife and now must purchase her off you.

And also I ate shellfish, so I'll see you in hell. I know you'll be there because your clothes are weaved from different materials. YOU UNGODLY BASTARD

edit: you're -> your

[–]adrianmonk 73 points74 points ago*

Oddly enough, I just looked up that verse for completely unrelated reasons a few hours ago. (I was going to make a "you must purge the evil from among you!" joke and wanted to make sure I understood the context.)

Anyway, it's fifty shekels of silver, but you don't qualify under those circumstances. The silver is for cases where the woman is single and not engaged to anyone. If she's married, then it's the death penalty for both of you. Sorry.

On a side note, it's really debatable that "rape" is at all the correct translation. According to this, there are two words used. Roughly speaking, one of them means "grab", "hold", or "seize" and the other means "lay". Just like in English, the word can be used for sex (like "get laid") or for burial (like "lay to rest").

So the penalties here are for a grab-and-lay. So the sins described here could very well be just plain old premarital or extramarital sex. Or it could mean rape, but it's very debatable. If anything, I'd be more outraged for that the penalty for consensual premarital sex is death.

[–]heavenlyhedgepig 64 points65 points ago

Gonna get me a bit of grab'n'lay tonight. Awwww yeaaahhh.

[–]paolog 57 points58 points ago

Disclaimer: Except for the contradictory bits. And the bits we don't like. And the bits that are obviously allegorical. And the bits that are out of date. And the bits that don't apply any more, like all of Leviticus (except for the "no sex between guys" bit, of course).

NC, I am sorry for your loss. :-(

[–]athrix 2 points3 points ago

Sadly true. Spending most of my youth in church, most of the bible is glossed over or completely skipped. Except the parts that don't sound bat shit crazy, lets be sure to keep those.

[–]Goldface 25 points26 points ago

There was an article ( I think on Reddit) that essentially outlined that half of the people voting for it had no clue what it actually did, other than "GAY MARRIAGE=BAD."

[–]redoctoberz 87 points88 points ago

Cause Jeebus.

[–]Jeebusify119 33 points34 points ago

Did someone say something close to my name?

[–]DreadNephromancer 14 points15 points ago

and jealousy

[–]Colemanimation 18 points19 points ago

Superstition

[–]thehateisstrong 12 points13 points ago

Billy fucking Graham

[–]hobartlg 14 points15 points ago

fear

[–]abom420 13 points14 points ago

Waffles.

[–]itsBENTASTIC 61 points62 points ago

It also bans domestic partnerships for heterosexual couples

[–]hobartlg 55 points56 points ago

so many people didn't read or research before voting. they just saw gay marriage and went crazy

[–]solidsharkey 37 points38 points ago

Or did research it and were crazy to begin with.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

I just googled it, and wow. Wow, North Carolina. What the fuck is in your drinking water to make your politicians so much more crazier than they normally are?

[–]mrjiels 44 points45 points ago

That's pretty cracy!

[–]ASUstoner 61 points62 points ago

Yeah that is why there is so much outrage. There was no need for it and it just puts more people at risk, such as taking away protection of children of all unmarried couples.

[–]rtkwe 22 points23 points ago

Yeah it was really hamfisted especially considering that there was already a gay marriage ban in place. Still some politician figured they could get a 'victory' out of this bill and thus... my home state gets flamed like a scientologist on /b/.

[–]AffableJack 23 points24 points ago

One might even go so far as to say that that shit cray.

[–]turkishmustache 8 points9 points ago

North Carolina ordered fish filet

[–]bartpieters 16 points17 points ago

Nothing pretty about it :-)

[–]meowmeowmeowmeowm30w 6 points7 points ago

not sure if pun on 'democracy,' or typo...

agreed either way

[–]Smokey_Joe 25 points26 points ago

i imagine him saying it like a little fiery latina woman

[–]AlexanderBlue 8 points9 points ago

Institutionilzed bigotry is what it is.

[–]Piratefishy 26 points27 points ago

As an Australian who just recently heard this term: THAT SHIT CRAY.

:/

[–]dpiston 19 points20 points ago

Ain't it Jay?

[–]I_Am_Australia 849 points850 points ago

THIS GUY IS A BIG FAT PHONY! I am Australia.

[–]Vag_AssAssin88 41 points42 points ago

So seriously, how long have you been waiting for this moment?

[–]Dark-Ganon 18 points19 points ago

im gonna go out on a limb here and say 1 month

[–][deleted] 372 points373 points ago

Quick, do an ∀W∀!

[–]I_Am_Australia 260 points261 points ago

Ain't nobody got time for that!

[–]imtheprofessor 42 points43 points ago

How's the bronchitis?

[–]No_Warhawkz 39 points40 points ago

Lord Jesus it's a faur!

[–]Wood_Stock 2 points3 points ago

ANGTFD

[–]UserlessInterface 63 points64 points ago

This guy is a BIG FAT PHONY!! Australia don't say "aint nobody" they say "no cunt's"

[–]I_Am_Australia 43 points44 points ago

Knock Knock..

[–]poolcrackers 141 points142 points ago

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

[–]I_am_Mexico 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I've heard that before.

[–]Zipper009 3 points4 points ago

You're BOTH phonies! Cunts are mates, and strangers are mates. So you don't know him, so he must be a mate, not a cunt.

Checkmate.

[–]Angry_Table_Flipper 3 points4 points ago

Checkmate Cuntmate

FTFY

[–]samcm 3 points4 points ago

Cuntmate Cuntcunt

FTFY, C

[–]tyrghast 2 points3 points ago

Dingo et your AMA?

[–]properteaistheft 77 points78 points ago

How did you get that upside down M?

[–]Combustibutt 60 points61 points ago

I really want this to be a serious question.

[–]nepidae 8 points9 points ago

How did you get that backward M?

[–]trauma_queen 2 points3 points ago

We are one, but we are many....

[–]I_Am_Australia 2 points3 points ago

And from all the lands on earth we come..

[–]TheAurelian 33 points34 points ago

It must be hard being Australia.

[–]Spazit 27 points28 points ago

You know, it really isn't too bad. I've got some ok skii resorts and some really nice beaches. Also no one fucks with Australia.

[–]TehMegaWiz 15 points16 points ago

As an Australian i can confirm this

[–]HarmonicMinorShred 8 points9 points ago

I live on one of your corners bro.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

North Carolina is trying to steal the backward-ass spotlight from Arizona, the Florida of the American desert Southwest.

[–]Netstorm19 23 points24 points ago

"Dear North Carolina, you are being so South Carolina right now."

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 2 points3 points ago

Last I checked South Carolina has a female Indian who is the child of immigrants as governor, who is yours? Also, (while it may be sad) banning gay marriage is not a southern issue.

[–]mattattaque 16 points17 points ago

Hello Australia I'm banana.

[–]SethQ 120 points121 points ago

I've been correcting people for years "No, you're thinking of South Carolina. They're the fucking crazy ones. We're pretty alright in North Carolina."

[–]bedlion 126 points127 points ago

As a South Carolinian, we seriously are the fucking crazy ones. Let me enjoy this moment of distraction from our antics, until this same issue comes up in our state.

[–]venom8599 8 points9 points ago

It already did in 2006 and the amendment passed with 78% of the vote. It really isn't a Southern issue though.

[–]siegewolf 9 points10 points ago

Maybe everyone from SC moved up to NC to mess with you.

[–]ienjoypooping[S] 62 points63 points ago

Yes...I've always considered us to be the classier, more intelligent of the Carolinas. Not so much anymore.

[–]hobartlg 35 points36 points ago*

http://i.imgur.com/iuNFx.png crazies in a sea of blue

--- graphic created by bouncingsoul on r/asheville

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[–]Digipatd 6 points7 points ago

I was one of them!

[–]Bumblefeet 4 points5 points ago

Me too :-/

[–]sje46 4 points5 points ago

Saw a map recently that showed the counties that voted against the Amendment One and those were all the ones that had the big colleges in them. Do those precints correspond with the colleges as well?

[–]vesperae 2 points3 points ago

That big white splotch in the middle is roughly in the middle of what's called the Triangle, the area around the capital Raleigh and the cities Durham and Chapel Hill, and yes, that is the area that's mostly full of the big colleges and stuff.

[–]Joob315513 4 points5 points ago

College towns!

[–]Tribar 8 points9 points ago

Yay, the Triangle isn't insane entirely insane

[–]foxh8er 3 points4 points ago

I've never been prouder to live in Wake County....

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

good try, Charlotte, Raleigh, and Asheville

[–]mwilkens 58 points59 points ago

I live in North Carolina and this comes as no shock to me. This is a very religious state and most people who are against gay marriage are religious. Plain and simple fact. Anyone who voted for this amendment can't give you a valid reason as to why other than it's against gods will to be gay. It makes me sick at how happy and proud some people by stripping away other humans rights.

[–]midnightsbane04 75 points76 points ago

An aunt of mine lives in NC still. She posted a nice fb status about god against gays and even cited the state constitution. I unfriended that bitch. I unfriended her hard.

[–]OhHiDereGoodFriend 22 points23 points ago

That got dark rather quickly.

[–]hansel08 18 points19 points ago

See you out there for heroes con.

[–]InvalidWhistle 27 points28 points ago

I'm from Kansas... Welcome to the party...

[–]jaimelecocain 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, we have that whole evolution 'debate' thing going for us.

[–]thejesse 41 points42 points ago

this is what my brother posted on facebook as how he felt: http://marcamos.com/ha/dissatisfied.gif

[–]bornTobyWild 191 points192 points ago

Yup,your state is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]bearsa113609 19 points20 points ago

What about mine? It's the southern one...you don't hate us yet do you?
We promise there won't be any more bestiality involving horses.

[–]MrKyle666 72 points73 points ago

Don't make promises you can't keep

[–]crm114 2 points3 points ago

Did you guys start the Civil War?

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 4 points5 points ago

[–]Strobepomf 147 points148 points ago

To all those NC peeps using the bible/religion to justify passing the bill... Jesus had two dads yo.

[–]SonicFlash01 84 points85 points ago

Jesus never really had a Dad; he was raised by his Mom and the guy she was seeing.
So it's not so much a gay analogy as an urban family analogy.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

"urban"

[–]NonAmerican 8 points9 points ago

Welcome to being Greek in Europe.

[–]Pozla 31 points32 points ago

As a Finnish person, I do not understand this at all.

[–]turkishmustache 24 points25 points ago*

Don't even Start!

Edit: I'll show myself out.

[–]Commotion 4 points5 points ago

As an American, I do not understand this!

In a country of 315 million, you get a scary variety of beliefs.

[–]eltigretom 2 points3 points ago

Excellent point! A lot of people don't understand our large population and geography is going to have an absurd variety of beliefs, and that they do vary quite drastically depending on region or even state. California laws should not be imposed in Texas, and visa versa. The people are way too different culturally speaking.

[–]Atrosh 5 points6 points ago

Swede here. I don't understand either. Can someone explain?

[–]DaCarlito 6 points7 points ago

De röstade igenom ett konstitunionellt lagförslag om att förbjuda gay-äktenskap. Kan du läsa engelska hade du kunnat läsa dig till det i ovanstående kommentarer, kamrat.

[–]pissoutofmyass 9 points10 points ago

Hinder dinder doden.

[–]DaCarlito 22 points23 points ago

also, IKEA

[–]talentednovice 8 points9 points ago

Being from Kansas, I'm very used to that feeling. Don't worry it will pass...until the next act of shocking stupidity.

[–]NordicNightDemon 39 points40 points ago

That's pretty gay.

[–]thedeadhipster 40 points41 points ago

No, I'd say that he is a pretty gay

[–]NQSSuperSam 19 points20 points ago

Don't you mean he's pretty gay?

[–]GV_Chaos 34 points35 points ago

They don't look happy at all! ಠ_ಠ

[–]mynameisrainer 11 points12 points ago

As a guy born in West Virginia, raised in North Carolina, and now back in West Virginia I feel like i hit the double whammy of political press your luck.

[–]jllunsfo 31 points32 points ago

I live in TX now. Even the Texans are disgusted I'm from NC.

[–]bdil94 5 points6 points ago

Hey us in California still have all that weed legalization stuff going on, kinda lonely now we miss the attention ...

[–]marxistglue 8 points9 points ago

As an Arizonan, that's how I feel every day, all year. It fucking sucks being a rational, compassionate human being in this state.

[–]thejesusfinger 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if anyone else mentioned this or not, but the amendment was pretty sure to pass, as it was attached to a primary election wherein mostly republicans, who need to determine their candidate still, were voting. There is currently a petition to overturn this decision and we will hopefully see enough support for it to do something. What's fucked up for me is I moved from CA right after prop. 8 passed and now I live in NC just in time for this shit.

[–]a_stray_comma 16 points17 points ago

North Carolina is a great state to live in.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

It's not a surprise that it's mostly the rural and lesser-educated areas of the state that were the strongest supporters of the Amendment.