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[–]Wincal308 29 points30 points ago

You just made my pregnant wife pee herself... upvote!!

[–]vnkid 31 points32 points ago

Get her to the hospital, you fool!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

to be fair pregnant wives pee when the wind blows westerly

[–]CreepyAccount 10 points11 points ago

If you bottle it and send it to me I'll pay you. A new baby is expensive. Can you afford NOT to sell your wife's pee?

[–]hopstopus 5 points6 points ago

Apparently the scent of a pregnant woman's pee is the best way for a straight male to attract a lesbian. According to Manswers...

[–]Shiniholum 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]Wincal308 1 point2 points ago

User name is relevant. ....but, how much we talking here? She pee's A LOT!

[–]Cunty_Antics 3 points4 points ago

Huzzah for pee!

[–]eblees 14 points15 points ago*

the chicken is not fried, so this is obviously fake

[–]CantTellifSerious 6 points7 points ago

I am so sick of this stereotype. When is it going to go away? What is wrong with chicken, grape juice, and watermelon? I don't understand.

[–]EyeGifUp 3 points4 points ago

I can't tell if you're serious.

[–]lite951 1 point2 points ago

Superb name. Bravo.

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 3 points4 points ago

[–]Lafferti 6 points7 points ago

Sugar, water, and of course purple...

[–]Snoopyseagul 0 points1 point ago

I want some Grape drink baby...mm...Its purple.

[–]PtP_Pluto 0 points1 point ago

I use to drink "grape drink" when I was little, it does not taste like Welch's. It tastes like nothing definable and your whole mouth is bitter after you drank it.

[–]merpes 0 points1 point ago

Haha, wow what a funny and original picture. I laughed heartily at the idea of blacks enjoying chicken. Fuck you.

[–]morleydresden -4 points-3 points ago

Bad joke and you should feel bad. Stop shitting up reddit with your recycled Dave Chappelle routines.

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[–]SamEdge 1 point2 points ago

I think you are confusing this site with 4chan.

[–]merpes 3 points4 points ago

I believe he is lampooning this site's insane racism by providing an extreme example of the thought process of the person who posted that picture.

[–]VentusInsulae 1 point2 points ago

We can hope that was the intent, but I'm keeping it a downvote untill further notice.

[–]SamEdge 0 points1 point ago

I hope so.

[–]Mother_of_Three 0 points1 point ago

could have fooled me

is the joke here "black people love chicken"

how creative.

[–]Itchy_Koala 16 points17 points ago

This is the worst strategic jenga move ever.

[–]anonsequitur 27 points28 points ago

You kidding? the bottom pieces are the first ones i go for. It scares the shit out of everyone. I always try to make the first 4 rows look like a jenga skeleton. That way, even safe plays like taking a piece from the middle of a row is scary as fuck. And when people are scared, they are more likely to fuck up.

[–]cobra447 4 points5 points ago

http://imgur.com/a/mXLnG

Girlfriend's jenga skills.

[–]Septuo 0 points1 point ago

That is oddly impressive.

[–]Greg636 0 points1 point ago

..........................Did you break physics?

[–]latin_gravitas 2 points3 points ago

In Swahili - Jenga (kujenga) means to build, I always thought it'd be fun to call the game Kuanguka which means to fall - new spinoff game?

[–]BanditoRojo 5 points6 points ago

My laughter would have knocked that thing over.

[–]johnny_appletits 2 points3 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette stop complaining about reposts

[–]glass_canon -1 points0 points ago

Downvoted for mentioning reddiquette! Bring on the downvotes!

Whatchu gon do nao?

[–]bikerholic 1 point2 points ago

Whatever happen to the "hands off the table" rule?

[–]ChipsConQueso 1 point2 points ago

the rare and elusive black nerd, look at his marvel plumage....fantastic

[–]coolbeanz332 0 points1 point ago

Why does he not take the middle one from the story with three blocks on it?

[–]luis0232 0 points1 point ago

a typical repost

[–]A_Little_Fable -1 points0 points ago

Excuse my ignorance, I have not played Jenga before, but is there a particular reason why EACH block needs to say "Jenga" on the side?!

[–]nunoyo 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Just covering their product with their logo, because why not? The blocks have no other markings, so it's actually helpful for if one gets separated and you find it, you might not realize it's part of the game rather than just a generic wooden block.

[–]superexactly -1 points0 points ago

The 27th story is always the game breaker

[–]Oniwabanshu -1 points0 points ago

Isn't that the War Correspondent who has a crooked nose and is Australian?

[–]Skuggsja 0 points1 point ago

I think you're mistaken. This is clearly the War Correspondent who has an Australian nose and is crooked.

[–]katchison02 -1 points0 points ago

TENSO

[–]dudeitsnatasha -1 points0 points ago

Shouldn't this be a when you see it post?

[–]emad154 -1 points0 points ago

this is one of the few reposts that i will still upvote

[–]IBogus -1 points0 points ago

Why you no not repost!

[–]ghostinseashell -1 points0 points ago

The guy in the middle has blood in his mouth...

[–]1637 -1 points0 points ago

um why the fuck isn't the no touching the table if its not your turn rule not being enforced?

[–]I_am_Friendly -3 points-2 points ago

Never before have I wished failure on anotger person than while playing this game with my turn up next.

[–]Guicastelhone -2 points-1 points ago

Repost...

[–]Pollyanna584 -3 points-2 points ago

Is it just me or does the guy on the bottom right look like Steven Jackson?

[–]bab5871 -3 points-2 points ago

I must confess... I'm always the asshole that knocks out the bottom two blocks leaving a teetering tower. Those are my first two moves. Sorry.

[–]molkhal -3 points-2 points ago

[–]garrettcurrie -3 points-2 points ago

Bad photoshop is bad.